Best Nerd Pickup Lines [Archive]

mraynrand

09-06-2012, 01:35 PM

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

MJZiggy

09-06-2012, 06:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/aF32H.jpg

Freak Out

09-06-2012, 07:16 PM

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

Come hither baby.

GrnBay007

09-07-2012, 01:10 AM

....you had me at DNA!

:)

Deputy Nutz

09-07-2012, 04:39 PM

"I bet you got real pretty lips."

Joemailman

09-07-2012, 07:02 PM

Don't worry, I'm virus-free.