The Greatest Movie Made, EVER!!!one!!!!eleven!!!!

[CyclonePackFan]

OK, shameless plug time. It's 4:22 A.M., I'm bored, drunk, and don't want go go to sleep at the moment. I lost count at 12 Jager Bombs, and I think number 8 was when I met the first people to recognize me from NCAA 2007 (EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME) in public, so it turned out to be a good night... nevertheless.

If you haven't already, you need to see the best movie of the summer. It opened this weekend, and is known simply as "Snakes on a Plane" (SoaP from here on).

For the uninitiated, here's the background on this movie. We begin around three years ago, when Samuel L. Jackson was speaking to a friend, who, I believe, was working on music for a new film concept. The film was called "Snakes on a Plane" (tentative title). When Samuel inquired further, his friend told him "Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like." There are snakes on a plane. that's the premise of the whole movie, that, and nothing more. Samuel, being the pimp he is, called the producers (I believe NewLine), and asked for the lead in the movie. He was quickly given the role. When Sam showed up for the filming, there was a bunch of advertising for some movie called "Pacific Air Flight 121" (I'm guessing, who cares what the title was going to be). Sam told the producers to either change the name back to "Snakes on a Plane" or he was out, because, frankly, people either want to see snakes on a plane, or they don't. Naturally, the studio complied, and filming wrapped late last year.

However, due to ENORMOUS internet demands, filming REOPENED, because everyone wants so hear Samuel L. Jackson say motherf**ker, and the movie was slated to be rated PG-13. They added more gore, language, etc., and Sam's now-famous line, "I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!" to make the movie rated R, and it opened this weekend.

I had the priviledge of seeing this movie yesterday, and I must say, it lives up to the hype. My "Greatest Movies Ever Made" category is extremely hard to break in to, and SoaP is now on a list with such other epics as:

Schindler's List
The Godfather
Saving Private Ryan
The Shawshank Redemption

Pretty good company, if I do say so myself.

The following theorem, known as CPF's First Theorem of Awesomeness, explains why this movie stomps so much ass they have to import colons from Mexico just to meet the demand:

Snakes

http://britton.disted.camosun.bc.ca/escher/snakes.jpg
+ a Plane

http://www.scottjbaugh.com/Design_Portfolio/Plane.jpg
+ Samuel L. Jackson saying "motherf**ker"

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_Man/2005_the_man_002.jpg


= 12/10 stars.

In summary, go to this movie. Don't expect it to be ground-breaking, have some revelation that will change your life, or any bullsh*t like that. It's a fantastic B-list movie. It has parts guys will like, parts that girls will find funny, and snakes on a plane. I liken the plot to a great porno. You have the part everybody wants to see (the porn, or in this case, Snakes on a Plane), and some plot nobody cares about thrown together around it.

I think this may be my best drunken rant ever, good luck, enjoy, and congratulations Packers on their win (and PackerRats, for having kickass members and one hell of a game thread)

Later y'all,

CyclonePackFan

[the_idle_threat]

Muthafuckin' SNAKES on a muthafuckin' PLANE!!!!

LOL

[CyclonePackFan]

Muthafuckin' SNAKES on a muthafuckin' PLANE!!!!

LOL

QFT!

[BallHawk]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks

[GBRulz]

maybe the snakes are showing off their hemme penne's?

[red]

maybe when sam says mother fu#kin, the ratings people take it as a literal meaning?

who know, the movies full of mothers being, well nailed

[mraynrand]

Jackson has a thing for these kinds of movies, doesn't he? Wasn't there some movie about smart sharks where Jackson makes some long-winded impassioned speech and then gets eaten the exact next second? "I am sick of these mother#ucking sharks with these mother#ucking brains!!"

Makes you kind of wonder why he'd waste his talents on such turd rockets like Star Wars Ep 1-3.

[red]

Jackson has a thing for these kinds of movies, doesn't he? Wasn't there some movie about smart sharks where Jackson makes some long-winded impassioned speech and then gets eaten the exact next second? "I am sick of these mother#ucking sharks with these mother#ucking brains!!"

Makes you kind of wonder why he'd waste his talents on such turd rockets like Star Wars Ep 1-3.
deep blue sea

[CyclonePackFan]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks

Yes, there are a couple of scenes with what I'd consider "sexual content" and I'll be conservative just to be on the safe side. I'll do the best I can without giving away spoilers. One scene is blatent, as a couple on their honeymoon join the Mile High Club, and yes, there is a breast shot, and it's very obvious what they're doing. Actually, scratch that. It's more than a "shot", since "breast shot" implies that there is some camera panning and it's brief, like "oops, that was an accident". It's more like a 10 second zoomed-in stare, dead-center and taking up about 3/4 of the screen. The other scene involves a guy relieving himself and has a brief shot of his unit. Other than that....um...theres a scene where a rapper signs a chest, which naturally involves cupping/groping, and of course multiple lines of sexual innuendo.

Also, kudos to your parents for looking at the rating before approving/disapproving.

[CyclonePackFan]

Jackson has a thing for these kinds of movies, doesn't he? Wasn't there some movie about smart sharks where Jackson makes some long-winded impassioned speech and then gets eaten the exact next second? "I am sick of these mother#ucking sharks with these mother#ucking brains!!"

Makes you kind of wonder why he'd waste his talents on such turd rockets like Star Wars Ep 1-3.
deep blue sea

I was really pissed at that shark. You just don't kill off Samuel L. Jackson halfway through a movie. It also really bothered me that Mace Windu, the best lightsaber fighter in Star Wars, got knocked off on a cheap shot by a whiny, angsty little pansy like Anakin Skywalker.

Also, a review of SoaP from CNN.com:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/18/review.snakesonaplane.ap/index.html

[Tarlam!]

Great drunken rant!!!

I know how to judge these things......that was great!

What is a QFT when it's at home?

[CyclonePackFan]

Great drunken rant!!!

I know how to judge these things......that was great!

What is a QFT when it's at home?

Thank you.

[Tarlam!]

Your welcome, now what is a QFT?

[BallHawk]

Man, Hart is on today.

[BallHawk]

This is pathetic, we're not putting runs on the board at all. Another dissapointing performance.

[BananaMan]

Your welcome, now what is a QFT?

Quoted For Truth

[CyclonePackFan]

Your welcome, now what is a QFT?

Oh hell, I knew I forgot something. Looks like BananaMan got you covered already.

Sorry!

[justanotherpackfan]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks
See, this is what I don't understand, shouldn't they be worried more about the language and violence then the sex? I mean sex isn't a crime. Sex is a natural thing that everybody does and should be looked at that way.

Maybe, it's just that it your parents feel it would be too awkward sitting there watching two people go at it with you right there.

[Partial]

man that movie looks bad. The internet made that thing popular and had pulp fiction style lines added to it, right?

[BlueBrewer]

SOAP flopped in the box office over the weekend so maybe you saw after the 12 jager bombs?

[the_idle_threat]

Doesn't look like it did too poorly ...


From Yahoo movies . . .


Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Exhibitor Relations Co. Inc. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "Snakes on a Plane," $15.25 million.

2. "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," $14.1 million.

3. "World Trade Center," $10.8 million.

4. "Accepted," $10.1 million.

5. "Step Up," $9.9 million.

6. "Barnyard: The Original Party Animals," $7.5 million.

7. "Little Miss Sunshine," $5.7 million.

8. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," $5 million.

9. "Material Girls," $4.6 million.

10. "Pulse," $3.5 million.


"They" (as in "I don't know exactly who" :smile: ) thought it would do even better, but then again, "they" are greedy bastards.

It still finished #1.

But that being said, it's probably still better to see it after a few drinks.

[woodbuck27]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks

Yes, there are a couple of scenes with what I'd consider "sexual content" and I'll be conservative just to be on the safe side. I'll do the best I can without giving away spoilers. One scene is blatent, as a couple on their honeymoon join the Mile High Club, and yes, there is a breast shot, and it's very obvious what they're doing. Actually, scratch that. It's more than a "shot", since "breast shot" implies that there is some camera panning and it's brief, like "oops, that was an accident". It's more like a 10 second zoomed-in stare, dead-center and taking up about 3/4 of the screen. The other scene involves a guy relieving himself and has a brief shot of his unit. Other than that....um...theres a scene where a rapper signs a chest, which naturally involves cupping/groping, and of course multiple lines of sexual innuendo.

Also, kudos to your parents for looking at the rating before approving/disapproving.

NO Kidding a naked breast on film. Fascinating. :mrgreen:

10 seconds you say. Double WOW !! Well I'm understanding, it's just a single breast WOW but WOW WOW, anyway !! :mrgreen:

I live on the South Shore of Montreal. The XXX Capitol "they say" of N.America. Sex shows "LIVE" are advertised in area newspapers. It's ridiculous.

I never go to bars, but one night about 8 weeks ago, I stopped into hear a country band in a quiet bar and enjoy a draft beer.

I'm enjoying the band. These fellas are only speaking French, but sing in perfect tune "in English". I'm loving their music when I look up and to my left and on the bar monitor - here's this couple screwing the hell out of each other. I broke out laughing and couldn't stop for about a minute.

It's one of those "you had to be there's".

I thought it wasn't like this back in the Maritimes. My Bud's wouldn't believe it. The real funny deal was noone was watching the sex show. It's like the Sat. AM cartoon's up here.

:evil: Only in Montreal. BLAZES !! :evil:

[the_idle_threat]

You can look at tits for hours on the Internet ... :D

But that isn't a very efficient use of your time.

[CyclonePackFan]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks

Yes, there are a couple of scenes with what I'd consider "sexual content" and I'll be conservative just to be on the safe side. I'll do the best I can without giving away spoilers. One scene is blatent, as a couple on their honeymoon join the Mile High Club, and yes, there is a breast shot, and it's very obvious what they're doing. Actually, scratch that. It's more than a "shot", since "breast shot" implies that there is some camera panning and it's brief, like "oops, that was an accident". It's more like a 10 second zoomed-in stare, dead-center and taking up about 3/4 of the screen. The other scene involves a guy relieving himself and has a brief shot of his unit. Other than that....um...theres a scene where a rapper signs a chest, which naturally involves cupping/groping, and of course multiple lines of sexual innuendo.

Also, kudos to your parents for looking at the rating before approving/disapproving.

NO Kidding a naked breast on film. Fascinating. :mrgreen:

10 seconds you say. Double WOW !! Well I'm understanding, it's just a single breast WOW but WOW WOW, anyway !! :mrgreen:

I live on the South Shore of Montreal. The XXX Capitol "they say" of N.America. Sex shows "LIVE" are advertised in area newspapers. It's ridiculous.

I never go to bars, but one night about 8 weeks ago, I stopped into hear a country band in a quiet bar and enjoy a draft beer.

I'm enjoying the band. These fellas are only speaking French, but sing in perfect tune "in English". I'm loving their music when I look up and to my left and on the bar monitor - here's this couple screwing the hell out of each other. I broke out laughing and couldn't stop for about a minute.

It's one of those "you had to be there's".

I thought it wasn't like this back in the Maritimes. My Bud's wouldn't believe it. The real funny deal was noone was watching the sex show. It's like the Sat. AM cartoon's up here.

:evil: Only in Montreal. BLAZES !! :evil:

I'm SO road tripping to Montreal.

I really don't get the sex taboo in this country. It seems like everyone in the U.S. is like "OMG TEH SECKZORS OH NOES!!!!" I really don't think the sexual content in SoaP was even that bad, but I did say I'd be conservative. I know I've seen worse things when I was 13, but I'm already getting my corruption quotient out of the Frosh (they're so nieve :twisted:)

I saw SoaP again tonight with some friends who couldn't go the first time around, it was just as good as last time. I think it was even a little better, knowing what was going to happen and watching my friend's reactions.

[woodbuck27]

Cyclone, I was wondering if you could help me out on this.

My parents were going to go and take me and my bro to SOAP, but they noticed "sexual content" on the rating. They have no problem with language and violence, it's just the sexual content that bothers them. So if you could describe what the rating is for, and if it is really that bad, I'd apreciate it.

Thanks

Yes, there are a couple of scenes with what I'd consider "sexual content" and I'll be conservative just to be on the safe side. I'll do the best I can without giving away spoilers. One scene is blatent, as a couple on their honeymoon join the Mile High Club, and yes, there is a breast shot, and it's very obvious what they're doing. Actually, scratch that. It's more than a "shot", since "breast shot" implies that there is some camera panning and it's brief, like "oops, that was an accident". It's more like a 10 second zoomed-in stare, dead-center and taking up about 3/4 of the screen. The other scene involves a guy relieving himself and has a brief shot of his unit. Other than that....um...theres a scene where a rapper signs a chest, which naturally involves cupping/groping, and of course multiple lines of sexual innuendo.

Also, kudos to your parents for looking at the rating before approving/disapproving.

NO Kidding a naked breast on film. Fascinating. :mrgreen:

10 seconds you say. Double WOW !! Well I'm understanding, it's just a single breast WOW but WOW WOW, anyway !! :mrgreen:

I live on the South Shore of Montreal. The XXX Capitol "they say" of N.America. Sex shows "LIVE" are advertised in area newspapers. It's ridiculous.

I never go to bars, but one night about 8 weeks ago, I stopped into hear a country band in a quiet bar and enjoy a draft beer.

I'm enjoying the band. These fellas are only speaking French, but sing in perfect tune "in English". I'm loving their music when I look up and to my left and on the bar monitor - here's this couple screwing the hell out of each other. I broke out laughing and couldn't stop for about a minute.

It's one of those "you had to be there's".

I thought it wasn't like this back in the Maritimes. My Bud's wouldn't believe it. The real funny deal was noone was watching the sex show. It's like the Sat. AM cartoon's up here.

:evil: Only in Montreal. BLAZES !! :evil:

I'm SO road tripping to Montreal.

I really don't get the sex taboo in this country. It seems like everyone in the U.S. is like "OMG TEH SECKZORS OH NOES!!!!" I really don't think the sexual content in SoaP was even that bad, but I did say I'd be conservative. I know I've seen worse things when I was 13, but I'm already getting my corruption quotient out of the Frosh (they're so nieve :twisted:)

I saw SoaP again tonight with some friends who couldn't go the first time around, it was just as good as last time. I think it was even a little better, knowing what was going to happen and watching my friend's reactions.

Try googling Montreal Girls or sex-Erotica or something like that and Vegas has nothing on this Mad place.

I warn you. I have never gone there (a google search Re: Montreal) but tell me if you do, K. What did you discover?

Watch out for cookies. ......Pop-up's

SO DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK !!

I'll say this.

Montreal is very Cosmopolitan, and by reputation, it has "the most beautiful women" of any Larger City in the World.

I would say this "the women of Montreal "are outstanding" in the LOOKs Dept." Many times that has added in my faith that....there has to be a HIGHER POWER. :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: TRUST that. :mrgreen:

but I don't look..... too much.....

[woodbuck27]

CyclonePackFan

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/episodes/season9/907_Hooker_m4.jpg

ERECTION DAY !!!

Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.


http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-62000550_84095.18301764.bigthumb.gif

sweetandsluuty - 35/F

She's...NOT so pretty - Montreal Girl.

NOWWW THESE :

Like BLONDE's ?

1. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-78683208_88734.22918284.gallery.gif

2. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-84946155_14228.24933312.gallery.gif

Like BRUNETT's?

3. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-43217531_16751.22314859.bigthumb.gif

4. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-79199968_20273.23093410.gallery.gif

LIKE ..... T.R.O.U.B.L.E ??

5. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-35785030_81202.23071199.bigthumb.gif

These are six single and very lonely... Montreal Women -

Lonely ? :mrgreen:


http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/site/d14_chef.gif

[CyclonePackFan]

CyclonePackFan

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/episodes/season9/907_Hooker_m4.jpg

ERECTION DAY !!!

Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

I'm confused ....:cry:

http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-62000550_84095.18301764.bigthumb.gif

sweetandsluuty - 35/F

She's...NOT so pretty - Montreal Girl.

I never trust these. I once saw the same pic from a supposed "available girl" in both Texas and Wisconsin within a week of each other.

NOWWW THESE :

Like BLONDE's ?

1. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-78683208_88734.22918284.gallery.gif

2. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-84946155_14228.24933312.gallery.gif

Like BRUNETT's?

3. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-43217531_16751.22314859.bigthumb.gif

4. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-79199968_20273.23093410.gallery.gif

LIKE ..... T.R.O.U.B.L.E ??

5. http://photos.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r20-s2-35785030_81202.23071199.bigthumb.gif

These are six single and very lonely... Montreal Women -

Lonely ? :mrgreen:


I am now, jerk :wink:

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/site/d14_chef.gif

Well, I think Quagmire put it best when he said,

Giggety Giggety Giggety Giggety GOO!

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