Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle.

[HowardRoark]

Racist haters of alternative lifestyle fire Elmo.

http://www.boston.com/news/source/2012/11/elmo_actor_kevi.html

[mraynrand]

Under what age? I thought we were in favor of sexual liberation. What is the age of consent these days? I heard in Argentina they are allowing 15 and 16 year olds to vote. If they are old enough to vote, they are old enough to give consent to getting reamed by Elmo, I suppose.

[Kiwon]

"Tickle me, Elmo, tickle me!"

Elmo has an annoying habit of speaking in the 3rd person in a child's voice. Elmo needs to confess. Elmo's been naughty by trolling websites for underage boys. Elmo has a perverted interest in their privates. Elmo thinks NAMBLA is a fun group. Elmo and Bert and Ernie are swingers. Elmo can keep a secret. Elmo knows that Miss Piggy is actually a male. Elmo thinks the Children's Television Workshop is a fun place to work. After work, Elmo has lots of time. Elmo likes to talk dirty in gay chat rooms. Elmo needs frequent washings after these sessions.

Elmo's sad. Elmo already paid his first accuser $125,000 to go away. Now Elmo's being sued again.

Elmo thinks that the world is too intolerant. Elmo is so misunderstood. Elmo is fired. Now Elmo is planning a tell-all book about Sesame Street to make money. Elmo will have his revenge.

http://wtfcontent.com/img/130287207511.jpg

[Freak Out]

Is that Katy Perry? I want to see nudes of her please.

[George Cumby]

Is that Katy Perry? I want to see nudes of her please.

Is it wrong for me to want to grudge f*ck her?