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Kiwon
12-17-2012, 09:21 PM
Why are all the good ones taken?......

Swedish Woman Convicted for Sex With Human Skeleton

http://www.thelocal.se/45120/20121217/#.UM-xcuRQS8A

He looked at me with that "come hither" look....

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26428.755.463.jpg

He said that he loved me and would divorce his wife to marry me.

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26431.755.565.jpg

It was the most incredible sex that I'd ever had.

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26437.755.1062.jpg
swede
12-17-2012, 10:41 PM
Skeleton walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Skeleton says, "Give me a beer. And a mop."
swede
12-17-2012, 10:43 PM
Sex with a skeleton? Talk about your skinless wiener!
red
12-18-2012, 09:54 AM
and people say americans are the ones that are mentally deficient
MadtownPacker
12-18-2012, 01:30 PM
What does the crazy lady look like?
HowardRoark
12-18-2012, 03:04 PM
Very nice teeth; I thought all those Euros had shitty teeth.
Freak Out
12-18-2012, 05:49 PM
The dead need love.
red
12-18-2012, 07:21 PM
i'm guessing she used the bones as dildos

that might not be a bad idea. i could see a big market for selling celeb femurs to women
KYPack
12-18-2012, 08:56 PM
Let's lock Red's ass up for thought crime.

I didn't think you could be arrested in Sweden for any sexual shit.

This broad found some kind of loophole with this one.

They are only gonna give her probation.

Think that'll stop her ass?
GrnBay007
12-18-2012, 11:20 PM
I've always been partial to a man with a lil meat on his bones. :)
Kiwon
12-19-2012, 12:25 AM
I've always been partial to a man with a lil meat on his bones. :)

:rs:
MJZiggy
12-19-2012, 07:38 PM
:rs:LOL
George Cumby
12-19-2012, 11:04 PM
What was she supposed to do? One look at her and he had a boner.
easy cheesy
12-19-2012, 11:12 PM
Let's lock Red's ass up for thought crime.

I didn't think you could be arrested in Sweden for any sexual shit.

This broad found some kind of loophole with this one.

They are only gonna give her probation.

Think that'll stop her ass?

A femur or a tibia or maybe a metatarsul might stop her ass... if you shove it up high enough... ***double rim shot***
easy cheesy
12-19-2012, 11:35 PM
At least his penis was already broken... didn't suffer like this ass jack...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/broken-penis-mma-fighter-ray-1495506
woodbuck27
12-22-2012, 04:15 PM
Why are all the good ones taken?......

Swedish Woman Convicted for Sex With Human Skeleton

http://www.thelocal.se/45120/20121217/#.UM-xcuRQS8A

He looked at me with that "come hither" look....

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26428.755.463.jpg

He said that he loved me and would divorce his wife to marry me.

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26431.755.565.jpg

It was the most incredible sex that I'd ever had.

http://www.thelocal.se/images/gallery/2664/26437.755.1062.jpg

Kiwon I'm busting up here. Some 'Wild and Crazy' stuff there man. Outrageous humour. I'm dieing !!!

Pretty though for 'a comeback' there Packer fan.