LegandofthePack15
01-13-2013, 04:19 AM
Fuck!!! Every season seems to end the same: always a bitter end! Why do I feel like killing myself? Wish I could hop on a space ship and fly across the universe at the speed of light. Maybe stop for a little while on a distant planet to have a drink of tea with John Lennon or John Holmes. And then return to earth and it would be September all over again.
Mice (Duds)-
Capers: Execution or the lack thereof, it looked like the defense had never seen the pistol Pete offense before...With the NFL's desire to rid the league of violent hits, they oughta ban the pistol and even the shutgun, too...there's something about guns that is just epidemic...Thompson needs to draft a hot shot ILB, ala Brian Urlacher/Ray Lewis, or McCarthy needs to find a new defensive coordinator.
Ross: With about 3 minutes left in the game, I turned off the TV and drank not 1 but 2 full shots of cheap "10 % alcohol" cough syrup...I turned off the lights, lay down on my bed and closed my eyes...I couldn't fall asleep b/c I kept seeing Ross fumbling away the Packers' season in my head.
Tramon Williams: Reminded everyone why he went undrafted in the first place... Crabtree is no bum but he isn't Roddy White, either...No excuse for T-Will not shutting down Crabtree like I shut down Darren Charles in a high school football game.
Linebackers: Everyone, including the Claymaker, were out of position all night long...Even with a LB spying on him, Kaepernick still ran wild...I mean, gosh, the guy is not even full-blooded black...He's not as fast as Mike Vick was prior Vick's unjust imprisonment...Gotta at least contain Kaepernick!...Fuck!
McCarthy: WTF?? 4th and 4 at the 50, down 14, 4th quarter, defense is getting raped...Go for it, idiot!!!!...McCarthy threw in the white flag the moment he opted to punt...The Niners not only ended up scoring after that punt, they milked McCarthy dry.
Rodgers: I know football is a team game but the G.O.A.T used to single-handedly beat the 49ers in the playoffs...One thing about Karma, she is a fucking bitch...I hope Kaepernick doesn't turn out to be a Packer-playoff beater like the G.O.A.T used to be a 49er-playoff beater...single-handedly.
Men (Studs)-
DuJuan Harris - Ladies and gentlemen, the feature back for the Green Bay Packers in 2013!...And bring back Cedric Benson!...And J-Mike, too!
Greg Jennings- Could this be Jennings' last game in a Packer uniform?...Sometimes I think the Packers have too much weapons at the receiver position that its borderline arrogant...Too much means not enough targets individually...not enough targets means drenching out of sync - as the Packers offense was all season long...Still, the Packers don't have a Calvin Johnson on their roster...Tag Jennings!
Driver - To quote Rihanna: I know you’re going somewhere to make a better life...I hope that you find it on the first try...And even though it kills me...That you have to go...I know it'll be sadder...If you never hit the road...So farewell!
Fuck! Its gonna be a looonnnnngggg off-season.
Mice (Duds)-
Capers: Execution or the lack thereof, it looked like the defense had never seen the pistol Pete offense before...With the NFL's desire to rid the league of violent hits, they oughta ban the pistol and even the shutgun, too...there's something about guns that is just epidemic...Thompson needs to draft a hot shot ILB, ala Brian Urlacher/Ray Lewis, or McCarthy needs to find a new defensive coordinator.
Ross: With about 3 minutes left in the game, I turned off the TV and drank not 1 but 2 full shots of cheap "10 % alcohol" cough syrup...I turned off the lights, lay down on my bed and closed my eyes...I couldn't fall asleep b/c I kept seeing Ross fumbling away the Packers' season in my head.
Tramon Williams: Reminded everyone why he went undrafted in the first place... Crabtree is no bum but he isn't Roddy White, either...No excuse for T-Will not shutting down Crabtree like I shut down Darren Charles in a high school football game.
Linebackers: Everyone, including the Claymaker, were out of position all night long...Even with a LB spying on him, Kaepernick still ran wild...I mean, gosh, the guy is not even full-blooded black...He's not as fast as Mike Vick was prior Vick's unjust imprisonment...Gotta at least contain Kaepernick!...Fuck!
McCarthy: WTF?? 4th and 4 at the 50, down 14, 4th quarter, defense is getting raped...Go for it, idiot!!!!...McCarthy threw in the white flag the moment he opted to punt...The Niners not only ended up scoring after that punt, they milked McCarthy dry.
Rodgers: I know football is a team game but the G.O.A.T used to single-handedly beat the 49ers in the playoffs...One thing about Karma, she is a fucking bitch...I hope Kaepernick doesn't turn out to be a Packer-playoff beater like the G.O.A.T used to be a 49er-playoff beater...single-handedly.
Men (Studs)-
DuJuan Harris - Ladies and gentlemen, the feature back for the Green Bay Packers in 2013!...And bring back Cedric Benson!...And J-Mike, too!
Greg Jennings- Could this be Jennings' last game in a Packer uniform?...Sometimes I think the Packers have too much weapons at the receiver position that its borderline arrogant...Too much means not enough targets individually...not enough targets means drenching out of sync - as the Packers offense was all season long...Still, the Packers don't have a Calvin Johnson on their roster...Tag Jennings!
Driver - To quote Rihanna: I know you’re going somewhere to make a better life...I hope that you find it on the first try...And even though it kills me...That you have to go...I know it'll be sadder...If you never hit the road...So farewell!
Fuck! Its gonna be a looonnnnngggg off-season.