what to do in the Bahamas

[Upnorth]

So the upnorthians are going to the Bahamas and are bringing the up north matriarch, my mom. Seeing as there are a bunch of old farts here anyone have any suggestions?

[MJZiggy]

I believe they have a good national park system. http://www.bnt.bs/The-National-Parks-of-The-Bahamas/Lucayan-National-Park

[HowardRoark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoURyQLqZ7o

[wootah]

I heard "daggering" is pretty popular there as well. Might want to take up a course?

[Upnorth]

Packerrats showing gender differences since 2006.

[woodbuck27]

So the upnorthians are going to the Bahamas and are bringing the up north matriarch, my mom. Seeing as there are a bunch of old farts here anyone have any suggestions?

Yaa! Ehh!!

1. Step One:

From now until your all in Florida. Talk alot about how lovely and friendly Florida's beaches are.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTv2TuwKkArplZEUEu_nV73-2SfZdvQp_-IRcnNMf-UeEHxG5A4

2. Step Two:

The day after you arrive in Florida. Visit Marineland and spend alot of time viewing the shark tank.

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/fi/23/00/65.jpg

3. Step Three:

Talk alot about recent and persistent shark sightings/attacks near Bahamian beaches.

https://sites.google.com/site/venomousdangerous/_/rsrc/1250951825528/sharks/the-most-dangerous-places-for-shark-attacks/shark_florida.jpg?height=150&width=200

4. Step Four.

Should be taken care of.

Your mother-in-law pleads to remain in Florida until you and your wife's return from the Bahamas.

See how happy she is:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVy-TiiFhp_YPE5HfndM_FXN_5ytxvQeN7b4FfWre0VQB7WPCA

I hope that helps Upnorth but feel free to ask for more friendly Maritimer advice. Anytime.

[Upnorth]

Woody, the mother in law is not the matriarch of this or any family, but if you have discount tickets to a shark tank feel free to send them her way along with a loving push, er I mean hug.

[SnakeLH2006]

What to do in the Bahamas?? Really dude...FUCK....and take pictures. I did that last summer. Nothing better than a pic of your boner with your girl with some nice scenery. Think of postcards. Don't be so selfish. She will cherish it.

[MadtownPacker]

Solid advice Snake but is there high grade smoke available?

[SnakeLH2006]

Solid advice Snake but is there high grade smoke available?

Well she outta be smoking on your boner. I'm not into it, but there's plenty of dude's offering ganja if that's what your asking, Mad.

[woodbuck27]

Woody, the mother in law is not the matriarch of this or any family, but if you have discount tickets to a shark tank feel free to send them her way along with a loving push, er I mean hug.

Seriously I was just being me and having some fun. Not at all meant to be at your expense Upnorth.

I often took my Mother-In-Law 'the Matriarch of my wife's side'; away on trips, as it just worked. Great breaks for her and for us too.

The best trips were always with the children. Vivian was a great sitter for her grandchildren during evenings out fun for my dearest and I.

My best suggestion. Look for Canadians. Their alot of fun.

[Freak Out]

What to do in the Bahamas?? Really dude...FUCK....and take pictures. I did that last summer. Nothing better than a pic of your boner with your girl with some nice scenery. Think of postcards. Don't be so selfish. She will cherish it.

Xmas cards dude...nothing says Christmas like a hottie slurping on some wood.

[Bretsky]

Good idea on Cards !

Nice to see ya back Snake........but hey............no cards of your bone.........I want your babe to hook up with another hottie babe...then take lots of pictures....and video feed...........and I don't want a dam card..........Bretsky wants the video :)

[SnakeLH2006]

Good idea on Cards !

Nice to see ya back Snake........but hey............no cards of your bone.........I want your babe to hook up with another hottie babe...then take lots of pictures....and video feed...........and I don't want a dam card..........Bretsky wants the video :)

LOL...Ya..good idea. Me and the missus have been at odds over the last week...so we'll see what happens. That's why I've been posting more...but enjoy it here. Nice hearing from ya bro! She's actually texting now...but it was a fun Batman run of over 2.5 years..but might have to do a reboot...We'll see.

[woodbuck27]

LOL...Ya..good idea. Me and the missus have been at odds over the last week...so we'll see what happens. That's why I've been posting more...but enjoy it here. Nice hearing from ya bro! She's actually texting now...but it was a fun Batman run of over 2.5 years..but might have to do a reboot...We'll see.

Hey ...2.5 years is really good. Long term, Ehh!

The word jettison comes to mind:

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Then this one:


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[SnakeLH2006]

[QUOTE=woodbuck27;718985]Hey ...2.5 years is really good. Long term, Ehh!

The word jettison comes to mind:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk_A8KgYFbSC8uKVV5aU3BzfzeuesWv J7xR5QCE67ZS7lpakgUbw

Actually almost 3 years...but hey it's all good. Everyone is happy. Well Snake made sure she was the last 2 nites at least. So butt out, lonely old man...

Now when I think of Woodbuck..this comes to mind:

http://static8.depositphotos.com/1004167/974/i/950/depositphotos_9745558-Old-Man-Working-On-Computer.jpg

[Upnorth]

So this time just the wife and I are going to Boston in August. Aside from the BJ postcards (which I fully intend on happening) what is the #1 thing to do in Boston? We are booking a tour of downtown and harbour one day that ends at Cheers. I have a few morning meetings but other than that free time abounds. Anyone live there have any tips?

[Zool]

So this time just the wife and I are going to Boston in August. Aside from the BJ postcards 9which I fully intend on happening) what is the #1 thing to do in Boston? We are booking a tour of downtown and harbour one day that ends at Cheers. I have a few morning meetings but other than that free time abounds. Anyone live there have any tips?

Eat Italian food at the north end.

Go to http://www.mikespastry.com/ and get a Boston Creme Puff.

[Upnorth]

Thanks for the heads up, I like food and unfortunatly it likes me.

[MadtownPacker]

You could make fun of how everyone sounds but then again you are Canadian.

[Upnorth]

You could make fun of how everyone sounds but then again you are Canadian.

What you talkn aboot, eh

[Patler]

So this time just the wife and I are going to Boston in August. Aside from the BJ postcards (which I fully intend on happening) what is the #1 thing to do in Boston? We are booking a tour of downtown and harbour one day that ends at Cheers. I have a few morning meetings but other than that free time abounds. Anyone live there have any tips?

Boston has a lot of self-guided history walks, which I did quite a few years ago. Quite interesting if you are into American Revolution history, perhaps not so much for a Canadian.

Lots of historical buildings, cemeteries and the like.

We toured the USS Constitution, the shipyards around it and the museum associated with it. That was about 17 years ago, and we could board the ship and walk all through it. Don't know if you still can or not.

We also took an afternoon and went to Salem, a short drive north of Boston. Interesting for its historical perspectives on the Salem Witch Trials and early shipping and fishing history. We toured the House of Seven Gables, which includes the mansion and Nathaniel Hawthorne's childhood home that was moved to the site of the mansion about which he wrote his novel. Toured the witch museum and cemetery, the harbor masters house, etc. Nice quiet day on the ocean shore, but with lots to do if you want to.

[Little Whiskey]

Eat lobsta!

[Upnorth]

Zool, mike's was amazing thanks for the heads up! Patler we did the freedom walk tour. Boston is my new favorite city!