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Joemailman
05-01-2013, 07:53 PM
I'm supposed to go fishing up north this weekend and most of the lakes are frozen over.

Fire Slocum.

red
05-01-2013, 08:12 PM
where up north?

here in my part of the UP/sconsin border, the lakes started opening today.

RashanGary
05-01-2013, 08:55 PM
It is Wednesday.

pbmax
05-01-2013, 10:43 PM
I'm still mad about the Ross fumble. That is coaching right there because Cobb does it too.

George Cumby
05-01-2013, 11:03 PM
I just had to replace my alternator. Fire the bum!

pittstang5
05-02-2013, 01:10 PM
Oh man, I missed it.

Can I still Fire him?

RashanGary
05-02-2013, 05:08 PM
Oh man, I missed it.

Can I still Fire him?

You're going to have to wait until next Wednesday.

Jimx29
05-02-2013, 05:43 PM
I'm supposed to go fishing up north this weekend and most of the lakes are frozen over.

Fire Slocum.Pretty safe bet they will hold off for one more week. On lake Chetek where i live there was still 10-12" of ice out there. The only thing that may help along is this MASSIVELY heavy ass snow we got over night. I got either side of 13", and just north of me they got 18" or so, and that weight my bust things up some, but it also insulates the ice too.

Here's my backyard, which was officially without snow this Tuesday......oh and fire that trouble maker Edgar Bennett for stirring the gay pot.

http://i.imgur.com/Cm4GM4E.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JbBT5Zw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tZT2dI0.jpg

Gunakor
05-02-2013, 05:58 PM
Oh man, I missed it.

Can I still Fire him?


I believe Thursday is the ask Slocum to resign day, if I remember correctly.

Upnorth
05-02-2013, 09:07 PM
Are there any official forms to request his resignation yet?

Upnorth
05-15-2013, 09:58 AM
So I heard from a reliable sorce that Slocum has caused all of the GB Packers ST players to go on santa's naughty list. That is unacceptable and he must be fired.

Cheesehead Craig
05-15-2013, 10:45 AM
My house hasn't sold yet and it's been on the market 8 days.

It's Slocum's fault, fire him!

3irty1
05-15-2013, 10:47 AM
Game of Thrones has accomplished damn near nothing in the last two episodes. Fire Slocum.

Zool
05-15-2013, 10:48 AM
Game of Thrones has accomplished damn near nothing in the last two episodes. Fire Slocum.

Maybe 3+ episodes. It's actually getting boring. Fire Slocum.

Joemailman
05-22-2013, 06:25 PM
Already got a lineman hurt. Fire Slocum!

RashanGary
05-22-2013, 06:29 PM
Game of Thrones has accomplished damn near nothing in the last two episodes. Fire Slocum.

I'm usually really good with time, but for some reason when I'm watching a new Game of Thrones episode, I have no concept. The last two shows, when they ended, I'm like, seriously, it's over. . . NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Cheesehead Craig
05-22-2013, 09:12 PM
Game of Thrones books are so damn confusing and convoluted. Fire Slocum.

woodbuck27
05-22-2013, 09:54 PM
So I heard from a reliable sorce that Slocum has caused all of the GB Packers ST players to go on santa's naughty list. That is unacceptable and he must be fired.

Yup. Never piss off Santa.

Slocum...howcum?

denverYooper
05-22-2013, 10:03 PM
Game of Thrones books are so damn confusing and convoluted. Fire Slocum.

Slocum likes an in-depth world build

Upnorth
05-29-2013, 11:14 AM
Since Slocum has been around our D does not recover fumbles,
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/56794/dont-blame-packers-for-fumble-emphasis
Fire him

Freak Out
05-29-2013, 11:31 AM
My wife wants me to help with a garage sale this weekend. Fire Slocum.

3irty1
05-29-2013, 11:34 AM
There was no Game of Thrones this week.

Lawn mower stopped running after 5 passes and now my lawn looks like someone shamed it while it was drunk. I've got to clean the carb then find another 2 hour window of no rain to finish this week.

Mediacom sent me a copyright infringement notice from HBO for stealing Game of Thrones. Apparently the last Ubuntu update screwed up my TOR config.

Work is sending me to Pella, Iowa for a job that is 75% onsite until November.

Last night in NCAA football on xbox while up by 5 and running out the clock in the 4th quarter, my running back fumbled and it was returned 50 yards for a TD as time expired.

Can we fire this motherfucker already?

Zool
05-29-2013, 12:07 PM
Work is sending me to Pella, Iowa for a job that is 75% onsite until November.

Can you get me a deal on windows?

3irty1
05-29-2013, 12:34 PM
Can you get me a deal on windows?

Not that kind of work I'm afraid. Possibly can get you a deal on a GPS guided autonomous surface mining vehicle.

mraynrand
05-29-2013, 12:43 PM
My wife wants me to help with a garage sale this weekend. Fire Slocum.

how are you going to get by without a garage?

mraynrand
05-29-2013, 12:44 PM
Lawn mower stopped running after 5 passes and now my lawn looks like someone shamed it while it was drunk.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt47/Lovecartoons1/Cartoons/BadDog.jpg

Guiness
05-29-2013, 12:57 PM
Aye, it's Wednesday. Just fire him already.

Cheesehead Craig
05-29-2013, 12:59 PM
Apparently my house is cursed.

Fire Slocum.

pbmax
05-29-2013, 02:31 PM
There was no Game of Thrones this week.

Mediacom sent me a copyright infringement notice from HBO for stealing Game of Thrones. Apparently the last Ubuntu update screwed up my TOR config.


Did they know the content or were they just angry about the bandwidth?

Pugger
05-29-2013, 02:51 PM
The Brewers are 19-31 and 5-20 (so far) in May.

Fire Slocum.

3irty1
05-29-2013, 04:01 PM
Did they know the content or were they just angry about the bandwidth?

They knew the content.

swede
05-29-2013, 04:08 PM
Not that kind of work I'm afraid. Possibly can get you a deal on a GPS guided autonomous surface mining vehicle.

Will it function in the high gravity, acidic atmosphere of Planet Zorg in the Delta 287 System? Hypothetically, of course. My ride off the planet isn't for another 1.7 million Earth years.

Cheesehead Craig
05-29-2013, 04:16 PM
Will it function in the high gravity, acidic atmosphere of Planet Zorg in the Delta 287 System? Hypothetically, of course. My ride off the planet isn't for another 1.7 million Earth years.

If it won't, Fire Slocum.

pbmax
05-29-2013, 07:15 PM
They knew the content.

Ouch! I have no idea what we are talking about.

Smeefers
05-29-2013, 07:22 PM
Have you guys tried those greek yogurt/granola bars/strawberry flavoring things? They're great. Fire Slocum.

Joemailman
05-29-2013, 07:57 PM
Twice tonight I've lost Directv due to thunderstorms while watching Blackhawks/Redwings. Fire Slocum!

MJZiggy
05-29-2013, 08:48 PM
I'm a little depressed. Fire Slocum!

Smidgeon
05-30-2013, 09:45 AM
If it won't, Fire Slocum.

If it will, Fire Slocum.

woodbuck27
05-30-2013, 10:16 AM
Not that kind of work I'm afraid. Possibly can get you a deal on a GPS guided autonomous surface mining vehicle.

Does that come with bucket seats? Power steering. Cruise control? AC? Telefunken Stereo system?

A GPS system when I get too far lost... from home?

Upnorth
05-30-2013, 10:46 AM
Not meaning to take this off topic but,

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2013/special-teams-tackles-2012

Bush lead the team in tackles having 11 out of 15 possible with a 73% sucsess rate. Francouis with 62% with 8/13
This looks like a low percentage at first blush but after looking at the other numbers it is pretty average.
Do the Bush haters think his ST is addequate enough to keep him or is he still a bum?

3irty1
05-30-2013, 10:58 AM
Does that come with bucket seats? Power steering. Cruise control? AC? Telefunken Stereo system?

A GPS system when I get too far lost... from home?

It is autonomous. It doesn't come with any of that. Except cruise control.

Upnorth
07-24-2013, 11:40 AM
Training camp is upon us, for all that is good and right
FIRE SLOCUM
before he dooms us allllll.

pittstang5
07-24-2013, 12:32 PM
Fire Slocum cause the defense, again, will suck. It is his fault.

Fritz
07-24-2013, 01:01 PM
Wist wants Capers gone. And while I think Wist is terribly doom and gloom, I do agree that Capers historically wears out his welcome after a couple years. This could be his make or break year.

It might be time to promote one of the young up-and-coming coaches if Capers can't get this unit to perform better. He's got the toys now. Let's see what he does with them.

And fire Slocum, too. And Campen.

This is all Kurt Schottenheimer's fault, I say.

Cheesehead Craig
07-24-2013, 01:53 PM
It's Slocum's fault that Fritz can't keep straight who should be fired. Fire Slocum!

pbmax
07-24-2013, 02:08 PM
Camp hasn't started and Fritz has some rust he needs to knock off.

Fritz
07-24-2013, 04:07 PM
No, I know exactly what I'm saying. Anything that has happened that is bad for and to the Packers can be directly traced to the reigns of Kurt Schottenheimer and Dave Redding, the weights guy.

pbmax
07-24-2013, 06:37 PM
No, I know exactly what I'm saying. Anything that has happened that is bad for and to the Packers can be directly traced to the reigns of Kurt Schottenheimer and Dave Redding, the weights guy.

Redding was M3's second guy. Who was the Strength and Conditioning guy when Harrell threw out his career, I mean back? Was it Rock Gullickson?

Joemailman
07-24-2013, 06:38 PM
Redding was M3's guy. Who was the Strength and Conditioning guy when Harrell threw out his career, I mean back?

I think it was Rock Gullickson.

Fire Slocum!

bobblehead
07-24-2013, 07:05 PM
Wist wants Capers gone. And while I think Wist is terribly doom and gloom, I do agree that Capers historically wears out his welcome after a couple years. This could be his make or break year.

It might be time to promote one of the young up-and-coming coaches if Capers can't get this unit to perform better. He's got the toys now. Let's see what he does with them.

And fire Slocum, too. And Campen.

This is all Kurt Schottenheimer's fault, I say.

Anyone remember right after the superbowl win, we were all worried about another team offering Capers a head coaching job? My how quickly things change in the Not For Long.

Fritz
07-24-2013, 07:12 PM
Yeah, Rock Gullickson

It's all HIS fault.

Smeefers
07-25-2013, 06:41 PM
Wist wants Capers gone. And while I think Wist is terribly doom and gloom, I do agree that Capers historically wears out his welcome after a couple years. This could be his make or break year.

It might be time to promote one of the young up-and-coming coaches if Capers can't get this unit to perform better. He's got the toys now. Let's see what he does with them.

And fire Slocum, too. And Campen.

This is all Kurt Schottenheimer's fault, I say.

If they fire Capers, then I'm almost positive that the packers will promote Slocum to D Coordinator. It's written in the stars.

run pMc
07-26-2013, 08:38 AM
James Campen.


Fire Slocum!

pbmax
07-26-2013, 08:41 AM
James Campen.


Fire Slocum!

Sorry, its a Friday. No offseason exceptions. The man does need to work six days a week.

Joemailman
08-14-2013, 09:35 AM
Expecting very high pollen levels in Green Bay this weekend.

Fire Slocum!

denverYooper
08-14-2013, 09:37 AM
Nice work Joe.

Upnorth
08-28-2013, 12:42 PM
Happy Fire Slocum Wednesday!

denverYooper
08-28-2013, 05:25 PM
Fire that fucker. It's his fault that Crosby is a basket case.

Maxie the Taxi
08-29-2013, 10:00 AM
Does Slocum have dislexia?

George Cumby
08-29-2013, 10:28 AM
Does Slocum have dislexia?

No but his coaching gives me dyspepsia.

Maxie the Taxi
08-29-2013, 11:42 AM
I swear MM and Slocum got in a shouting match on the sidelines the last game against Seattle.

denverYooper
08-29-2013, 11:46 AM
I swear MM and Slocum got in a shouting match on the sidelines the last game against Seattle.

I think they did and it was because the ST units looked pretty discombobulated half of the time.

pbmax
08-29-2013, 11:48 AM
I think they did and it was because the ST units looked pretty discombobulated half of the time.

Wasn't that a substitution problem? Too many men on field or illegal substitution or something? Just shooting yourself in foot kind of stuff. Not too uncommon in preseason. Of his faults, this one doesn't worry too much.

Maxie the Taxi
08-29-2013, 11:49 AM
I think they did and it was because the ST units looked pretty discombobulated half of the time.
I'll have to go to the video tape, but I think it was after Masthey punted like three times on the same play.

Joemailman
09-04-2013, 08:17 PM
Fire Slocum!

Because it's not too late.

pbmax
09-04-2013, 08:44 PM
He was terrible today.

Fire Slocum!

Upnorth
09-11-2013, 10:48 AM
What a great punt return game we had!

FIRE SLOCUM!

Fritz
09-11-2013, 10:54 AM
I say you have to give Slocum a pass since the ST units are made up of guys who just made the team eight days ago

swede
09-11-2013, 11:01 AM
I say you have to give Slocum a pass since the ST units are made up of guys who just made the team eight days ago

You do realize you are posting in the "Fire Slocum" thread, don't you?

Fire Slocum.

denverYooper
09-11-2013, 01:15 PM
I say you have to give Slocum a pass since the ST units are made up of guys who just made the team eight days ago

49ers didn't seem to have the same problem.

Fire Slocum.

pittstang5
09-11-2013, 01:34 PM
Fire Slocum, because someone has to take the blame for the loss on Sunday.

Upnorth
09-11-2013, 02:20 PM
I say you have to give Slocum a pass since the ST units are made up of guys who just made the team eight days ago

:no: That kinda talk is only allowed THursday through Tuesday. Too much Smog today got you kinda loopy?

Fire Slocum

Fritz
09-11-2013, 04:58 PM
I am a man of great patience.

I say we wait and see how it goes on ST Sundays.

IF it does goes well, he stays. If it doesn't go well on ST, fire his ass!

Joemailman
09-11-2013, 06:27 PM
Having Slocum around has made Fritz' brain all mushy.

Fire Slocum!

Upnorth
09-18-2013, 08:45 AM
Slocum hasn't replaced Bush with House as the special teams Gunner so we have to listen to red bitch about Bush sucking,

Fire Slocum

Cheesehead Craig
09-18-2013, 09:21 AM
There was no fruity cream cheese brought in with my free bagel this morning.

Fire Slocum!

Fritz
09-18-2013, 10:41 AM
Jeremy Ross is as important to the Packers as I am.

Fire Slocum!

Guiness
09-18-2013, 03:42 PM
Obligatory Fire Slocum! post.

pbmax
09-18-2013, 05:04 PM
Bring back Allen Rossum.

And Fire Slocum!

Joemailman
09-18-2013, 06:17 PM
If I don't win the $400 million Powerball tonight...

Fire Slocum!

pittstang5
09-18-2013, 06:40 PM
If I don't win the $400 million Powerball tonight...

Fire Slocum!

I forgot to get my Powerball ticket, it's Slocum's fault. Fire his ass.

George Cumby
09-18-2013, 11:38 PM
My wife isn't going to take care of me tonight. You know what THAT means.........

FIRE SLOCUM!!!

Joemailman
09-25-2013, 07:59 AM
Favre is coming back.

Fire Slocum!

denverYooper
09-25-2013, 08:14 AM
I like that this thread pops up to the top every Wednesday.

Fire Slocum.

George Cumby
09-25-2013, 08:15 AM
Had a BM this morning.

Fire Slocum.

Cheesehead Craig
09-25-2013, 08:34 AM
My kids ate the rest of my ice cream last night.

Fire Slocum!

pbmax
09-25-2013, 08:44 AM
Ross got WORSE the more coaching he got.

Fire Slocum!

cheesner
09-25-2013, 09:17 AM
I want to be part of the crowd.


Fire Slocum!

Pugger
09-25-2013, 09:27 AM
I have a stupid stye in my right eye. Fire Slocum!!

Upnorth
09-25-2013, 09:40 AM
this has been an awesome run of randomness,

FIRE SLOCUM!

Fritz
09-25-2013, 10:52 AM
This team still has more injuries than anyone else. And I haven't been laid in a week.

Fire Slocum!

Freak Out
09-25-2013, 11:07 AM
My balls itch! Fire Slocum!

cheesner
09-25-2013, 02:55 PM
My balls itch! Fire Slocum!
All this time, I thought you were a chick!

Fire Slocum!

run pMc
09-25-2013, 03:13 PM
I pulled my hamstring reading this thread.

Fire Slocum!

Joemailman
09-25-2013, 07:12 PM
My balls itch! Fire Slocum!

Maybe you should hire Slocum.

Guiness
09-25-2013, 07:18 PM
Extend Slocum!

Oops, wrong reality.

Fire Slocum!

Upnorth
09-25-2013, 08:20 PM
Maybe you should hire Slocum.

Dude today is not opposite day,

Fire Slocum!

Joemailman
10-02-2013, 05:18 PM
I took a vacation day this Saturday and now it's supposed to rain. Fire Slocum!

pbmax
10-02-2013, 05:25 PM
Masthay on kickoffs means no Crosby specials for surprise onside kicks. That was one of his two actual accomplishments (others being punter tackling).

Fire Slocum!

Upnorth
10-16-2013, 11:20 AM
So looking over at FO's DVOA ratings GB special teams has risen to 10th, which is the top 1/3rd if you are reading this while drunk or high.
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/dvoa-ratings/2013/week-6-dvoa-ratings
This inspite of many major gaff's on punt returns early in the season. Hyde is a large upgrade but I think Slocum deserves some credit (not enought to start a thread like Capers though).
Last year we were 18th over all, so nice to see an improvement.
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamst2012
Crosby not missing everything in sight is a big help that should be mentioned as well.
In the end since its Wednesday,

http://snowbrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/FireBIG.jpghttp://blog.catchyourlimit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/slow_sign.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m5_V38A0WC4/T2sQkd1kPvI/AAAAAAAAAQM/pXZVUZ1Uh6w/s1600/sperm.jpg

Freak Out
10-22-2013, 01:13 PM
Get it done Ted! Fire Slocum!

Cheesehead Craig
10-22-2013, 01:33 PM
Get it done Ted! Fire Slocum!
Dear Freak Out,

You're a day early. Your call for his dismissal is hereby dismissed.

Love and kisses,

Ted

red
10-22-2013, 02:08 PM
is it wednesday already?

denverYooper
10-22-2013, 03:27 PM
is it wednesday already?

No, but since the Browns kept getting the ball on their side of the field on STs, it's not hard to see why rats are champing at the bit.

Freak Out
10-22-2013, 03:33 PM
I'm going to be on the road tomorrow and wanted to get my vote in early.

Fritz
10-23-2013, 02:02 PM
Fire that bastard after the two lousy kickoff coverages - or was it three?

I don't care how many subs he had to use. Fire his ass anyway!

denverYooper
10-23-2013, 02:05 PM
Oh Hell yes.

Fire Slocum because GB has had a terrible field position differential this year.

pbmax
10-23-2013, 02:07 PM
Football Outsiders Team Efficiency Ratings:

Packers Offense - 2nd, Packers D - 18th, Packers ST - 26th

Fire Slocum.

Cheesehead Craig
10-23-2013, 02:08 PM
In honor of Freak Out:

Fire Slocum!

George Cumby
10-23-2013, 03:00 PM
In honor of kid-goats everywhere, Fire Slocum!

Guiness
10-23-2013, 03:05 PM
Fire that bastard after the two lousy kickoff coverages - or was it three?

I don't care how many subs he had to use. Fire his ass anyway!

Wow, 3pm before the first official call for his firing.

Guess a Pack win puts everyone in a good mood, still...

Masthay had a 23yard punt and the Browns had a 50+ and an 80+ KR. The solution is obvious

Fire Slocum!

red
10-23-2013, 03:22 PM
that was absolutely pathetic on sunday

m3 needs to pull slocum up off his knees and send him flying out threw the window

ThunderDan
10-23-2013, 03:38 PM
I am a pretty tolerant person and try to find the bright side of any situation. But after last week I will finally join this thread.

FIRE SLOCUM!!!

Joemailman
10-23-2013, 03:58 PM
I had some severe indigestion today. I'm pretty sure it was a delayed reaction from watching the Packers special teams on Sunday.

Fire Slocum!

Freak Out
10-23-2013, 04:11 PM
Fucking AWESOME petting zoo gif! Fire Slocum!

Joemailman
10-30-2013, 05:22 PM
Halloween is tomorrow and it's supposed to rain all day.

Fire Slocum!

ThunderDan
10-30-2013, 06:14 PM
We gave up the longest play in NFL history last week. Then they also gave up a 51 yard retun later.

Fire Slocum.

Freak Out
10-30-2013, 06:40 PM
FIRE THE WORTHLESS FUCK SLOOOOOOOOOOOOCUM!

red
10-30-2013, 06:44 PM
109 yards, and i don't think he was even touched

and how have we still not figured out the onsides kick thing yet?. we almost screwed up another one

LP
10-30-2013, 07:43 PM
109 is the new 579.

FIRE SLOCUM!!!!!!

pbmax
10-30-2013, 08:33 PM
25th best Special Teams in the NFL.

Fire Slocum.

George Cumby
10-30-2013, 11:56 PM
It was a beautiful day today, not a cloud in the sky.

Fire that worthless fuck!

Joemailman
11-06-2013, 01:50 PM
A week this bad has to be Slocum's fault.

Fire his ass!!!

red
11-06-2013, 02:03 PM
they gave up a decent return to hester

we can't continue to let that shit happen

denverYooper
11-06-2013, 02:54 PM
ST (and Lacy) actually kept the game manageable. So for 1 week, at least:

Hire Slocum!

red
11-06-2013, 03:22 PM
ST (and Lacy) actually kept the game manageable. So for 1 week, at least:

Hire Slocum!

Alright everyone, lets stay calm. we all knew this could happen

someone doesn't understand how things work around here

ok, everyone needs to take out chicken 2B, thats the brown rooster in the emergency kit.

now we need to make a small incision about 2 inches below the mouth with a rib bone of a still born calf so the blood drains slowly out. if the thing bleeds out too fast, the gods won't like it.

if you do feel like the chicken died to soon, then you should probably play it safe and cut the head off of goat 7-E. thats gonna be the little white one with no horns

if we all do this, slocum shouldn't shit the bed completely this week

Cheesehead Craig
11-06-2013, 04:03 PM
I'm with denver

Extend Slocum!

Joemailman
11-06-2013, 10:37 PM
I'm with denver

Extend Slocum!

You guys are lucky I'm not a Mod.

George Cumby
11-06-2013, 10:49 PM
I'm with denver

Extend Slocum!

What. The. Fuck.

sharpe1027
11-06-2013, 10:54 PM
I'm with denver

Extend Slocum!

This thread has really gone to hell. Fire Slocum and end this thread for good.

red
11-06-2013, 10:55 PM
I'm with denver

Extend Slocum!

well thats just fucking great

now we're all gonna have to chop off the head of goat 7-E anyways

poor little guy

denverYooper
11-07-2013, 08:57 AM
well thats just fucking great

now we're all gonna have to chop off the head of goat 7-E anyways

poor little guy

Is that the one in Craig's avatar?

Cheesehead Craig
11-07-2013, 08:59 AM
Is that the one in Craig's avatar?

Go ahead and try and cut off his head. He'll cripple red permanently and anyone else that comes near him.

Freak Out
11-07-2013, 10:23 AM
Almost time to move this to the GC.......

Upnorth
11-07-2013, 12:01 PM
I'm very disappointed in Denver and Craig,
Fire Slocum!

woodbuck27
11-07-2013, 12:07 PM
they gave up a decent return to hester

we can't continue to let that shit happen

How in hell does Hester pull off that fake with such success.

No fair catch ........ then get his ass on the turf.

red
11-07-2013, 06:02 PM
Is that the one in Craig's avatar?

he looks kind of like that. he should be clearly marked 7-E in your packer rats sacrificial animal kit the we all get each year

if you haven't received your kit then you need to contact mad and he will get the paper work started

Upnorth
11-07-2013, 06:21 PM
Mad is better with illegals across the border than livestock. I filled out the forms in triplicate and still no chicken. My sheep might work for the goat, but what happened to the privileges of membership?

red
11-07-2013, 06:27 PM
Mad is better with illegals across the border than livestock. I filled out the forms in triplicate and still no chicken. My sheep might work for the goat, but what happened to the privileges of membership?

did you pay your dues for this year? remember, mad doesn't accept money, he has no need for it, he prints his own

he'll only accept hardcore drugs. no weed (he grows his own), and no meth (thats a poor white trash drug, not a poor mexican drug)

usually anything white and powdery works

Upnorth
11-07-2013, 06:30 PM
We have snow, think he falls for it?

PS. Fire Slocum

red
11-07-2013, 06:31 PM
We have snow, think he falls for it?

PS. Fire Slocum

he might, most mexicans don't know what the hell snow is anyways. maybe you can tell him it holds some magic powers

let me know if he falls for it, i could send him some of my snow for some of his weed, and maybe one of his hot little illegal chiquitas that he "helps" bring into this country

denverYooper
11-07-2013, 06:38 PM
We have snow, think he falls for it?

PS. Fire Slocum

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR0scaOicJNa2kX1KUk52tY5GI_o_-QFw0ztE3A-Q8uN6_O3R8

THIS IS PURE SNOW! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN IS!?

oldbutnotdeadyet
11-07-2013, 06:46 PM
Oh hell, I wasn't gonna get pulled into this but....FIRE SLOCUM!!!!!

Upnorth
11-07-2013, 06:51 PM
Welcome aboard, hilarious avatar

red
11-07-2013, 06:53 PM
Oh hell, I wasn't gonna get pulled into this but....FIRE SLOCUM!!!!!

Wednesday is usually reserved for bringing out the pitchforks and torches

but we'll let you slide since you're new

if we didn't have that little unofficial rule, then every post in every single thread would probably be devoted to our hatred of slocum

oldbutnotdeadyet
11-07-2013, 07:01 PM
Welcome aboard, hilarious avatar

Well, er, that's my real picture, wanna fight about it or sometin...

red
11-07-2013, 07:03 PM
Well, er, that's my real picture, wanna fight about it or sometin...

thats the spirit

its nice to see old guys all full of piss and vinegar

Upnorth
11-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Well, er, that's my real picture, wanna fight about it or sometin...


Why oh why can't i give you more rep! Best post today!

sharpe1027
11-13-2013, 12:10 AM
Rodgers is still hurt. Fire Slocum!

Guiness
11-13-2013, 12:59 AM
an hour after midnight - getting an early start are ya sharpe?

woodbuck27
11-13-2013, 06:03 AM
Well, er, that's my real picture, wanna fight about it or sometin...


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8pFygvIOJohghD6N-XMghYm1vpjrcZJSEmAfqJeF5jqF8kHrP1Q

Bubbles of Trailer Park Boys.


http://packerrats.com/image.php?u=7888&dateline=1383871475

Bubbles in thirty years time after saving enough $scratch$ for corrective eye surgery.

red
11-13-2013, 08:01 AM
slocum is lucky the defense played so bad, otherwise all the attention would be about how his squad didn't do shit.... AGAIN

Cheesehead Craig
11-13-2013, 08:30 AM
I obviously had a bad breakfast burrito last week.

Fire Slocum!

denverYooper
11-13-2013, 08:51 AM
If Crosby makes his first 2 FGs, then the Packers might kick another instead of the failure to convert (the Jordy replay play). The score is 27-22 at that point. Of course, GB still has to stop Philly and get the ball back with a chance to win. But more than likely, Philly's strategy changes, Green Bay gets the ball back, and Tolzien leads a brilliant GWD and 4QC, sparking a QB controversy.

So...

Fire Slocum!

Upnorth
11-13-2013, 10:01 AM
Matt Flynn for MVP!!!

Fire Slocum!!!


(What are two things that are not going to happen Alex?)

Joemailman
11-13-2013, 04:36 PM
Slocumism has apparently spread to the defense. Fire Slocum before it's too late!

Joemailman
11-20-2013, 11:11 PM
It's now do or die...

Fire Slocum!!

Bossman641
11-22-2013, 08:19 AM
I'm 2 days too late but fuck it.

Whose unit is last in the NFL in kick return yards and second to last in kick return yards allowed? You guessed it!!

Fire this man!!

http://packersinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slocum-shawn-268x300.jpg

Joemailman
12-04-2013, 06:31 AM
For the love of God and all that is good in this world...

Fire Slocum!

woodbuck27
12-04-2013, 06:45 AM
I'm 2 days too late but fuck it.

Whose unit is last in the NFL in kick return yards and second to last in kick return yards allowed? You guessed it!!

Fire this man!!

http://packersinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slocum-shawn-268x300.jpg

Mike McCarthy disagree's.

Besides Mike would look at you and say:

" Look how cute he is."

denverYooper
12-04-2013, 09:34 AM
His units are bad and he should feel bad.

Guys, I think they might actually fire him this year!

pbmax
12-04-2013, 10:45 AM
Jeremy Ross says Fire Slocum!

red
12-04-2013, 10:50 AM
Ross looks inept when he plays for us and looks all world playing against us

Whos fault is that?

denverYooper
12-04-2013, 11:07 AM
From http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/drivestatsdef
Packers are dead last in opponent starting field position: 24.65 (32)

Despite the raft of other things the Packers D struggles with, Slocum is responsible for giving the opponents the best starting field position.

Cheesehead Craig
12-04-2013, 11:17 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qt96w7.jpg

woodbuck27
12-04-2013, 11:22 AM
Ross looks inept when he plays for us and looks all world playing against us

Whos fault is that?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/transactions/_/name/gb/green-bay-packers

Did the media offer Jeremy Ross an opportunity to shove his solid performance Vs the Green Bay Packers in the face of TT / MM / Slocum.....The Green Bay Packers?

If it was hockey (NHL) and the circumstances the same for any player i.e. released almost a month after the season began (Sept. 23, 2013). The NHL media would have given that player an open mike to slam his own team to say it felt good/great to shove it in the former teams face the fact he was released.

This is part of the culture of the NHL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Ross

woodbuck27
12-04-2013, 11:27 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qt96w7.jpg

Man Ohh Man.

TT..... MM !? :idea:

denverYooper
12-11-2013, 08:49 AM
Ross had 2 TDs on Sunday.

FIRE SLOCUM!

pbmax
12-11-2013, 09:09 AM
Failure to allow Ross to access outside mental health resources to get over his struggles with the Packers (this is mainly theoretical).

FIRE SLOCUM!

Joemailman
12-18-2013, 11:44 AM
If Packers lose Sunday, Christmas may be ruined.

Fire Slocum!

Fritz
12-18-2013, 12:07 PM
Fire Slocum. Despite having to employ backups to backups, I still need to direct my frustration at a single person instead of having to try to understand and acknowledge the complexity.

So fire that fucker. His ST's suck ass, like they usually do.

red
12-18-2013, 12:10 PM
masthay and crosby continue to keep this panty waste employed

George Cumby
12-18-2013, 12:12 PM
masthay and crosby continue to keep this panty waste employed

I can't believe that he was the winning sperm, fire his ass!

Freak Out
12-18-2013, 12:13 PM
I"m going in for a colonoscopy today..... Fire Slocum!

red
12-22-2013, 09:13 PM
todays performance has proven that this thread can not wait 3 more days

that was horrid today

two long returns given up, a fake punt given up, a blocked extra point length field goal, and an stupid offside on a fg at the end that resulted in the game winning TD

it was a cluster fuck, plain and simple HAS to go at the end of the year. there is no excuse for keeping him any longer

digitaldean
12-22-2013, 09:15 PM
I think that the "organization" may have some insistence that Slocum be shown the door.

CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 09:41 PM
http://www.outdoor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/campfire.jpg
http://www.usgwarchives.net/mi/hillsdale/photos/tombstones/churchscorners/slocum78445nph.jpg

Fritz
12-23-2013, 07:56 AM
todays performance has proven that this thread can not wait 3 more days

that was horrid today

two long returns given up, a fake punt given up, a blocked extra point length field goal, and an stupid offside on a fg at the end that resulted in the game winning TD

it was a cluster fuck, plain and simple HAS to go at the end of the year. there is no excuse for keeping him any longer

Jayzuz, that's a litany of Three Stooges skits. Fire Slocum!

pittstang5
12-23-2013, 08:56 AM
My Christmas Wish:

Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men (and Women) and Fire Slocum!

pbmax
12-23-2013, 09:13 AM
24/7

and

365

Fire Slocum. Even after Mr. Hyde's Excellent Adventure, which was entirely the result of the slow and bad footing and exactly why there should be Bowl games (including the Super Bowl) in the North.

denverYooper
12-23-2013, 09:23 AM
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woodbuck27
12-23-2013, 09:31 AM
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ditto and ALL IN RED !!!!!!!!!

Ohh Lord ...what am I doing... have mercy on me...

I've become a party to .............mob mentality.

Please help me.