The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

PackerRats.com is 0.96% SkinBasket. How does it taste?

[Partial]

my 3.65% tastes good

[the_idle_threat]

How do I find this out? Do I need to eat my computer?

[HarveyWallbangers]

Click on the "Profile" button on your post.

[the_idle_threat]

What I mean is ... how do I find out how it tastes?

[Zool]

Lick an ashtray then the rim of a public toilet.

[Partial]

What I mean is ... how do I find out how it tastes?

Skin and I have been taking couples yoga

[SkinBasket]

As a child, the SkinBasket used to pass the time shopping with his mother at Fleet Farm fantasizing destroying the contents of the store using only those things which the store contained and imagining how much money it would cost to replace those things.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has an on/off switch for his soul. The SkinBasket likes nature, but will not hesitate to put a bullet in a caged raccoon's skull point blank if it will save him trouble later. Even when it's beady little eyes are begging for its life. The SkinBasket is mostly antisocial and feels hate much more often than love, but the hate is generally bland and unremarkable, while the love is pure. The switch has been off for some time.

The SkinBasket is not into micromanaging.

[HarveyWallbangers]

The SkinBasket's avartars creep The Bangers out.

[Deputy Nutz]

I like suasage.

I like to poke holes in watermelons.

[the_idle_threat]

Lick an ashtray then the rim of a public toilet.

Your little suggestion just got me banned from Major Goolsby's ... thank you very much. I was only in the ladies room for like ... 10 seconds! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket enjoys French Onion soup, but does not like France.

[Zool]

Lick an ashtray then the rim of a public toilet.

Your little suggestion just got me banned from Major Goolsby's ... thank you very much. I was only in the ladies room for like ... 10 seconds! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ha, well at least now you have first hand knowledge of skins flavor.

[the_idle_threat]

Well, I guess, thank you for that.

[Scott Campbell]

The SkinBasket's avartars creep The Bangers out.


I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but his Michael Jackson avatar was much less creepy than this one.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is responsive to the Banger's feelings of self-doubt and sexual confusion.

[Zool]

The SkinBasket is responsive to the Banger's feelings of self-doubt and sexual confusion. Or possibly the cause of them.

[justanotherpackfan]

Whoa, fix your avatar Skinbasket, it's really creeping me out. That is not natural, just take a look at her striations. :shock: She must of been hitting the shoulders with some presses.

[red]

I like suasage.

I like to poke holes in watermelons.

let me guess, you put a wig on the watermellon before you poke the holes in it

at least i hope, otherwise its just wierd

[jack's smirking revenge]

PackerRats.com is 0.96% SkinBasket. How does it taste?

About as good as that new Jazz Diet Pepsi---0.96% pleasurable. :D

Just kidding bro. Congrats on being part of the one percenters!

tyler

[Scott Campbell]

Thanks Skin - that one is much better.

[Scott Campbell]

The SkinBasket is responsive to the Banger's feelings of self-doubt and sexual confusion. Or possibly the cause of them.


Now that is quality comedy.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket likes ribs. We find them sexy.

[justanotherpackfan]

Justanotherpackfan thinks SkinBasket has severe mental damage. :shock:

[esoxx]

Love The Skinbasket's Serena Williams avatar.

[Little Whiskey]

The SkinBasket likes nature, but will not hesitate to put a bullet in a caged raccoon's skull point blank if it will save him trouble later.

i knew you had a little red neck in ya......what do you shoot??? keep it loaded at all times you never know when a situation might present itself. that is why gun racks are so useful. keeps that peacemaker at your fingertips, on the ready

[MadtownPacker]

The Skinbasket is piece of garbage.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket wishes he could placate the misplaced furror of the Mexican with chorizzos corrompidos and Chinese prostitutes. The good ones, not the short fat ones with Mongoloid toes. The prostitutes are being detained by Homeland Security and they had the chorizzo money. The Skinbasket weeps softly.

[Scott Campbell]

I wonder if the SkinBaskets new avatar is related to Marion Jones.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket drops cheese for others to pick up. When they do, he knows they exist.

The SkinBasket falls over sometimes.

[MadtownPacker]

The skinbasket is not worthy of living.

[MadtownPacker]

The skinbasket is not worthy of living.

[SkinBasket]

Is the Skinbasket unworthy of life because he is unworthy of living, or because the Skinbasket dropped his cheese and it was eaten up?

[MadtownPacker]

The Skinbasket does not have a heart to consume Oxygen unless it is the Oxygen Network.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket has a heart behind fortified walls. The Skinbasket does not mind the walls when he feels danger, and ignores them when he does not. We build our defenses at night, under cover of darkness and despair so that the rays of hope brough on with the light of day do not see that the walls are a little taller and slightly thicker.

The Skinbasket recalls the words of Simon. "The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night." Only it always comes back and my very own tag-along moon follows. It is indeed, a terrible night to have a curse.

[the_idle_threat]

http://www-jcsu.jesus.cam.ac.uk/~rah56/images/handy/images/attention.jpg

[the_idle_threat]

What goes around comes around ... :D

[SkinBasket]

The Idle Threat picks up the cheese and smells it. It is disappointed that the cheese does not smell like teen pregancy and unwashed genitals. It attempts to irritate the SkinBasket with insults and ironically only immitates the very one it would belittle in doing so. The SkinBasket is amused, but also a little sad.

The SkinBasket has never worn a watermelon banana hammock, but might be persuaded into doing so by the right person.

[MJZiggy]

Depends. Do we really want to see you in a watermelon banana hammock?

[SkinBasket]

Depends. Do we really want to see you in a watermelon banana hammock?

If you like hairy bananas.

[Partial]

Depends. Do we really want to see you in a watermelon banana hammock?

If you like hairy bananas.

what about black bananas? or those really large oversized cooking bananas? MMMMMmmmmm bananas!

[the_idle_threat]

The Idle Threat picks up the cheese and smells it. It is disappointed that the cheese does not smell like teen pregancy and unwashed genitals. It attempts to irritate the SkinBasket with insults and ironically only immitates the very one it would belittle in doing so. The SkinBasket is amused, but also a little sad.

The SkinBasket has never worn a watermelon banana hammock, but might be persuaded into doing so by the right person.

Some cheeses do smell like unwashed genitals, methinks ...

Anyhoo,

Awww skinny, buck up! You take me too seriously! Sure I'm needling you a little bit for how you lashed out at Mazzin, but the fact is we're all attention whores here in the Romper Room. Just ask the lurkers!

The truth of the matter is I wanted to find a place to use that hilarious pic I found.

[SkinBasket]

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Time for a new avartar. They just keep getting creepier and creepier. Then again, the Michael Jackson one was pretty bad.

[Zool]

It puts the lotion on it's skin.Or else it gets the hose again.




c'mere Previous

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket wonders if free will is a tool given so that we may make the right choices in our struggle for perfection or if it is a gift which allows us to accept ourselves for what we are, thereby becoming perfect no matter what may be.

Either way, the Skinbasket likes red wine.

[superfan]

Skinbasket and superfan share the same Fantasy Football league. SkinBasket voted for superfan's opponent to defeat superfan in the Week 1 matchup.

The lurker superfan has often enjoyed SkinBasket's poetic musings and insane ramblings.

This recent affront has wounded superfan deeply.

[SkinBasket]

One look at the SkinBasket's roster should convince anyone that the Skinbasket's opinions in the matter of fantasy football mean little.

[superfan]

superfan emerged victorious in week 1, and all is forgiven.

superfan may have found a new friend for life in the SkinBasket.

Or until they face each other -- whichever comes first.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket pieces together a WR core to face the Superfan in Week 2. With TJ Whsoyourmomma benched and Joey "OldAss" Galloway scoring exactly 0 points, we had to rely on Marcus Robinson and Mike Jenkins to provide the victory in week one. The SkinBasket is uncomfortable relying on such men again.

The SkinBasket laments the loss of his new lifelong friend, but is used to the loneliness by now.

[MadtownPacker]

The brown one relied on TJ Whereyouatta instead of Michael Jenkins in week 1 and it cost him the dearly.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket drank a litre of cheap red wine then bound a portion of his soul to a stone tonight. The Skinbasket is now immortal.

The lions they can eat my body, but they cannot eat my soul. no no no.

[Deputy Nutz]

What if it was a magical lion?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has rubbed the ribs and prepares the grill. The skies are clear and the air is cool. Today will be a good day.

The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

[Partial]

The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

That's a mistake I made once. Don't do it man

[Deputy Nutz]

The SkinBasket has rubbed the ribs and prepares the grill. The skies are clear and the air is cool. Today will be a good day.

The SkinBasket does not believe in such nonsense as magical lions.

I rub then sauce, then sauce again, I will keep saucing to keep it moist.

[MateoInMex]

SPEAKING OF POKING HOLES IN MELONS...muh man Doug had a hilarious bit back in the day about doing Extasy... Not word for word...


Doug Stanhope - "I was doing a show in Anchorage Alaska, and the bartender gave me some pills....WHAT ARE THESE?

"Just take 'em."

DS- "so I took 'em... what'll these do?"

"Well, they make you really horny!"

DS- "u rotten son of a bitch, I don't need horny, I already am horny, I GOT HORNY DOWN PAT!! YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ANN FRANK A DRUM SET YOU DOUCHEBAG"--I took those pills and I did stuff to myself I've never done to a woman......
I woke up the next morning to the maid cleaning my hotel room...there's a porno goin' and on the floor there's a melon with a hole drilled in it....


"What do you use that for?'

DS- "I had a little LU-AWWW!!!"

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket tries not to get angry at the retarded employees when he goes to Pick n' Save, but we always do. We wonder sometimes if they are taken advantage of - told to do the dirtiest jobs and whatnot, but that wonder turns to consternation as we watch the retard bag the eggs with several cans of soup in a very slow and smiling fashion.

The SkinBasket hopes God will forgive us for our lack of patience with the retarded Pick n' Save employees.

[Deputy Nutz]

The SkinBasket tries not to get angry at the retarded employees when he goes to Pick n' Save, but we always do. We wonder sometimes if they are taken advantage of - told to do the dirtiest jobs and whatnot, but that wonder turns to consternation as we watch the retard bag the eggs with several cans of soup in a very slow and smiling fashion.

The SkinBasket hopes God will forgive us for our lack of patience with the retarded Pick n' Save employees.

Pick N' Save is a whorehouse for egg plant. Unless you go to the newer fancier ones in Oconomowoc, or the one on Greenfield road in New Berilin.

[SkinBasket]

DUTCH OVEN!

[SkinBasket]

It smiles at the SkinBasket with bloodsoaked dinosaur teeth and black hole eye sockets. Crawling across the paisley wallpaper, leaving shiny red footprints and needle-point claw marks. "You've misunderstood," the words creak and snap from what used to be a throat. "Winter is coming, and you're not fat enough."

The Skinbasket turns his back to it and looks at the green sun-soaked fields through a dusty plate glass window. This winter will be different the SkinBasket tells himself.

[Bretsky]

I just saw this thread; love the 3rd person theme.

Is the skinbasket guaranteeing Badger or Packer wins this weeekend ?

[Guiness]

The Skinbasket wonders if free will is a tool given so that we may make the right choices in our struggle for perfection or if it is a gift which allows us to accept ourselves for what we are, thereby becoming perfect no matter what may be.

Either way, the Skinbasket likes red wine.

Ouch. Someone read God's Debris?

[SkinBasket]

Nobody knows who I really am
I never felt this empty before
And if I ever need someone to come along
Who's gonna comfort me, and keep me strong

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/_attachments/1500948/hasselhoff_in_the_surf.gif

We are all rowing the boat of fate
The waves keep on comin' and we can't escape
But if we ever get lost on your way
The waves would guide you thru another day

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket thinks sake is wierd. It tastes like Hasselhoff's nuts. Mixing it with green tea makes it tase like grass. The Skinbasket prefers the taste of grass.

The Skinbasket is a little queesy.

[SkinBasket]

Sweet mother of God, why didn't anyone tell the SkinBasket how aweful this sake stuff is?! It looks so good in anime...

[MJZiggy]

How does the Skinbasket know what Hasselhoff's nuts taste like?

[the_idle_threat]

How does the Skinbasket know what Hasselhoff's nuts taste like?

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was wondering that too ...

[SkinBasket]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

[K-town]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

Did the Skinbasket WARM the sake first? It's supposed to be served warm.
True story: In between the wedding and reception of a friend of mine's, we stopped at his parents house for some afternoon cocktails. Which included sake. Never got hammered so fast in all my life (an achievement of some note).
Also, did the Skinbasket get the GOOD sake? There is a difference in brands, just as there is a difference in brands of tequila, for example:
Good = Don Julio, Patron, etc.
Bad = Montezuma's Flaming Revenge

[HarveyWallbangers]

Did the Skinbasket WARM the sake first? It's supposed to be served warm.

The beauty of sake is that it can be served cold, warm, or hot. I prefer it hot, but it's good cold also. I love sake. Added benefit: it really gets you smashed too.

[MJZiggy]

I recently attended a lecture on saki (well, it was supposed to be on something else, but the chef loved his saki) anyway, supposedly it's pretty easy to make.

[GrnBay007]

Hey Zig, any word from the FBI yet? :wink:

:razz:

[Partial]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

The Partial's Plot was foiled

[MJZiggy]

Hey Zig, any word from the FBI yet? :wink:

:razz:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[superfan]

Need some advice from the SkinBasket.

Had to move the computer desk. Figured I could be a man and move the desk myself. Also figured that it would be far too much work to remove the monitor, computer, printer, reams of paper and other miscellaneous crap before moving the desk.

In the process of throwing my not considerable weight at the desk, I felt a bit of a twinge behind one knee and in the groin area (bad twinge, not good twinge).

Should I seek Western medical attention? Sleep it off? Try an herbal remedy, possibly alcoholic?

What would the SkinBasket do?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket feels the superfan's pain. Physical exertion is the leading cause of not feeling good in the United Staes and the second leading cause worldwide, second only to starvation.

Just yesterday the SkinBasket smashed his unshoed toes on a tailgate, kicked little SkinBasket's toy with the same toes, applied two freeze treatments to a common wart on one of the very same toes, and was generally fatigued after installing a crib tent to ensure little SkinBasket would not continue to leap from his place of residence.

The remedy was alcohol. The sake was room temperature. The result was not ideal.

The SkinBasket refuses medical treatment unless the entire limb is rendered immobile or an unpleasant smell emintaes from an open wound. The SkinBasket recommends a complete discontinuation of physical exertion to heal the knee and lots of selfish sex to heal the groin.

The SkinBasket also recommneds hiring a bum (also known as "the homeless," "vagrants," or "hobos,") the next time physical exertion is required. Offer ten dollars and a sandwich. If the bum becomes injured and complains, place a kitchen utensil in his hand and immediately call the police to report an intruder.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Physical exertion is the leading cause of not feeling good in the United Staes and the second leading cause worldwide, second only to starvation.

Classic!

[Iron Mike]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.


http://www.waxhoff.com/

[superfan]

Thank you, SkinBasket. Alcohol induced sleep ultimately did the trick for me.

Regarding giving a bum $10 and a sandwich, I've found the following to be cheaper and equally effective.

http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

"little SkinBasket" -- It can breed. God save us all.

[Bretsky]

Dear Basket,

I can't find my dam checkbook. What does the Skin suggest ?

Should I

A. Blame the wife since when money is missing she always seems to be the one to have found a way to get rid of it

B. Clean the house in hopes of eventually find the wallet

C. Say screw it and have another beer

[MadtownPacker]

bretsky - Just throw on a #30 jersey and Im sure it will reappear!

[HarveyWallbangers]

bretsky - Just throw on a #30 jersey and Im sure it will reappear!

Nice! Tell her your taking Ahman Green Marriage Counciling classes.

[Bretsky]

Dear Basket,

I can't find my dam checkbook. What does the Skin suggest ?

Should I

A. Blame the wife since when money is missing she always seems to be the one to have found a way to get rid of it

B. Clean the house in hopes of eventually find the wallet

C. Say screw it and have another beer


NOTE TO SELF

I had two beers
then thought of looking through mess in van.
Found checkbook

LESSON

BEER MAKES ME SMARTER

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket lost a little of ourselves yesterday. We mourn the loss while at the same time determining our new path from the one forgotten.

My name is SkinBasket de SkinBasket. I will return.

We have to keep an eye on Alberto. Alberto is much worse.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is still looking for a ghost to fight. We thought that perhaps one would read our previous post about fighting ghosts and come and try to psyche us out. Pull our blankets off or tug on our toes. But nothing. The SkinBasket's father once had a spirit that would watch him whilst he slept, but he was also on pain medication at the time, and the apparition seems to have left with the drugs. It has been some 12 years since the SkinBasket experienced a "strange" event himself, and he is looking for some payback.

Does anyone out there have a ghost for the SkinBasket to throw down with? No yetis or aliens please. Spirits only.

[MJZiggy]

I have a few demons, but sorry, no ghosts...

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is a demon. A ghost-punching demon who will put his dong in a weegie board pointer to anger the spirit world.

[SkinBasket]

The basket is back in the red and it feels good. Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou bitches!

[SkinBasket]

For f*ck's sake, doesn't no one have any good ghost stories? The SkinBasket is looking to kick some ghostie ass with his spirit breaking knuckles of doom. Someone help a bitch out.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket is slightly sickened by the world he lives in. A world where a man is afraid to act like a man and a woman feels she must act in a way that accords with the views of Ellen instead of her own motherly instincts.

Fuck this degenerative suckhole we live in. Fuck it for life. Fuck it it for freedom. Fuck it for your children. But for fuck's sake, just fuck it.

[SkinBasket]

BTW. I'm still looking for a ghost to fight you lot of pussies. Don't go tellin' the basket that you ain't got no ghosts out here. Hell, I'll punch a possessed girl in the uterus and skull-fuck the demon that comes out. Ya'll can't tell me that out of the dozens of fuckers who read this forum, none of ya'll don't have no spirits for the SkinBasket to beat up.

[Joemailman]

You're outnumbered.

http://www.scottlefton.com/images/Fullsize%20Images/ghosts-in-the-alley-fs.jpg

[SkinBasket]

The skinbasket would prefer that retarded people try to do an ordinary job competently instead of always trying so hard to do an extraordinary job poorly.

[SkinBasket]

She crawls to the skinbasket on hands and knees because she knows the exaggerated movements of her hips and naked breasts might make us lose consciousness or worse. What she wants is lurking, sliding down from the skinbasket's chest into the pit of our guts. The things the skinbasket wants to do to her makes the skinbasket crazy, shattering all our thoughts and sending them flaming into our viens.

[BallHawk]

It's baaaaaack........

[SkinBasket]

It's baaaaaack........


http://perusio.com/photos/simpsons_mr_burns_perusio.jpg
Don't be afraid.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is a demon. A ghost-punching demon who will put his dong in a weegie board pointer to anger the spirit world.

The skinbasket would like to point out that this statement was not an exaggeration. The skinbasket has indeed "put it in" a weegie board pointer. Not because the skinbasket does not believe, because we do, but because we want to fuck up some spirit motherfuckers. The skinbasket reminisces fondly what the spirit on the other side of the pointer must have thought when it received such an ear/eye/mouth/full. The skinbasket still stands ready to violate the unruly spirit world in any way he can. They dared fuck with the basket as a child. Now it's payback time.

[Freak Out]

The SkinBasket is a demon. A ghost-punching demon who will put his dong in a weegie board pointer to anger the spirit world.

The skinbasket would like to point out that this statement was not an exaggeration. The skinbasket has indeed "put it in" a weegie board pointer. Not because the skinbasket does not believe, because we do, but because we want to fuck up some spirit motherfuckers. The skinbasket reminisces fondly what the spirit on the other side of the pointer must have thought when it received such an ear/eye/mouth/full. The skinbasket still stands ready to violate the unruly spirit world in any way he can. They dared fuck with the basket as a child. Now it's payback time.

Mescaline? Peyote? Share motherfucker.

[SkinBasket]

Mescaline? Peyote? Share motherfucker.

Nothing but the sheer confidence that I'll kill any spirit motherfucker who dares try to tickle my nutsack or lurk in my closet. I've got some mighty mojo in these fists. The blue flame of tainted justice. I'll put that up against any transparent pussy floater any day.

[LL2]

Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?

[SkinBasket]

Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?

The skinbasket will humor the humanoid.

?Multipile personalities ? as you so ineloquently describe them are a bannable offence here as far as the basket knows. The skinbasket is what the skinbasket is. The skinbasket is nonplural and exists solely and completely at the discretion of ourselves. The Dark Tomes which comprise our soul say it is so and so we must be.

[SkinBasket]

RANGIKU!

[BallHawk]

Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?

Nobody in here is as creative/screwed up, to think up a character like Skinny.

[SkinBasket]

http://www.dinf.ne.jp/doc/english/global/david/dwe001/dwe001g/dwe00155g02.gif

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket DOES NOT double post! Ever!

But nevertheless, despite the vast array of different perspectives and priorities scattered throughout the whole human race, and even throughout an individual's life, we tend to get more than a little inflexible about our perspective. We believe we're right, and the perspectives of others are to be judged in accordance with how much they agree with ours.

[SkinBasket]

Two Georgia State University sociologists
have come out with a study finding that
people who aren't having sex, but want to,
are frustrated and unhappy.

[SkinBasket]

BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
pornographic from a public library and leaving
an American flag in its place.

The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
Month.

Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
families and children who could see the display.

"The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
belong here."

[the_idle_threat]

BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
pornographic from a public library and leaving
an American flag in its place.

The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
Month.

Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
families and children who could see the display.

"The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
belong here."

The question is ... what is he doing with them? :o

[Deputy Nutz]

What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?

[Iron Mike]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1306/4847113/11524454/179458073.jpg

[Iron Mike]

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/tommy_toilet_900px.jpg

[SkinBasket]

What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?

The SkinBasket recently pondered this very question and came to the following conclusion: The tender lovemaking is best for the teenage years, when people still believe in love and soulmates and looking into each other's eyes during the moment of penetration.

The Skinbasket recommends raging pornstar sex for those past their pubescent stages. As one of today's popular folk singer's states:

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I wanna fucking tear you apart

Beyond the loving years come the needy years. When sexual energy is more difficult to muster and more complicated to express, leading to a massive build-up of lust which can only be adequately released through exciting head stuck in the headboard sex. This type of sex also confirms to both parties (assuming of course there is more than one party involved, which isn't always necessary) that they are not dead yet.

The SkinBasket has always preferred angry sex because he is a pervert.

[SkinBasket]

the skinbasket does not consider inconsequential consequences when formulating our short-term PoA.

[Deputy Nutz]

Well Skin the summer is months old and I have yet to hear from you or the family. Where the hell is my invitation? Where fuck is the welcome mat? I quit my third fucking job in the last year and this is what I get? Horse shit on top of donkey shit is what this is.

Fuck a Brewers game will more than make up for it, but I am going to Mexico next week for a nice rest. So piss off come next Wednesday.

Cheers brotha!

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket finds it difficult to maintain the status quo when the status quo is acceptable. It is only when the status quo falls into the unacceptable to utterly dire range that the SkinBasket is moved to make changes. The Skinbasket only hopes it is not too late but knows that one of these times, it will be.

The Skinbasket sings love songs to the wicked and recommends the guacamole in the plastic cup over that in the flowery glass bowl.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket forgot what he was going to say, but it was profound. Something about changing the way every day plays out without the help of the people that make every day the same.

Blah! The SkinBasket pukes out his enormous regrets before washing them away with the Rubber Hose of Hope.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket seems addicted to the thrill of self-destruction, but is unwilling to accept the actual consequences of said destructive actions, namely the loss of things treasured by us. It sickens us to think that we are so weak, but it seems unavoidable.

The SkinBasket resolves to be stronger about how he goes about self destructing.

[Harlan Huckleby]

nah. never mind. I got nothin.

I want to reach into your dark world and embrace you.

There, I said it.

[SkinBasket]

I want to reach into your dark world and embrace you.

There, I said it.

Do not be afraid to admit your latent desires to the Basket. We enjoy hugs, but be forewarned, the SkinBasket has a pointy pelvis.

[MJZiggy]

I'm having "stuff management" issues.

[Deputy Nutz]

I like to hide in the background and search for Brett Michaels.

[Harlan Huckleby]

who he? this is mind bottling.

[SkinBasket]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/chelsybelsy90/llama.gif

The SkinBasket mounts his trusty stead to help our friend nutz find Mr. Michaels. We only hope we have enough RAM to chase him through the tight bandwidth places.

[SkinBasket]

I'm having "stuff management" issues.

If the SkinBasket takes your stuff, will your management issues subside? We dutifully stand ready to lessen your mortal burden if your stuff is expensive, tasty, or otherwise produces hallucinations.

[Deputy Nutz]

Ziggy's stuff is ripe! time to free her mind, from her tomato complex.

[MJZiggy]

Ziggy's having a yard sale...and mentioning at the local swimming hole that I have fresh, organic tomatoes has netted me a number of new friends...

[Joemailman]

What the heck are orgasmic tomatoes?

[GrnBay007]

What the heck are orgasmic tomatoes?

lol

joemailman-->:five: <--Bretsky
Twins separated at birth.

[Deputy Nutz]

Ziggy's having a yard sale...and mentioning at the local swimming hole that I have fresh, organic tomatoes has netted me a number of new friends...

Well watch your peaches, they come for the tomatoes and then your peaches.

[SkinBasket]

Every day. Every goddamn day.

The SkinBasket feels like that retarded bastard in that movie Momento.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket prepares to punch ourselves in the genitals so hard we knock all the cooties out. Then, maybe, we can stop moving so goddamn slow. Look out world, here comes a shower of cooties.

[HarveyWallbangers]

What are cooties? I know the term and I know it's bad, but I don't know what it really is.

[Freak Out]

What are cooties? I know the term and I know it's bad, but I don't know what it really is.

Lice. Best removed with turpentine.

[Partial]

cooties are supposedly what girls have. Steer clear of them. You don't want cooties. I think there is a game called cootie for children, right?

[mraynrand]

The game

http://www.boardgamesexpress.com/images/cootie.jpg

The real thing

http://www.entomology.ucr.edu/ebeling/figures/fig294.jpg

Really big lice

http://op-for.com/starship%20troopers.jpg

[SkinBasket]

He died. He died and they ate him. Now all that's left is a claw.

We can feel the neuronic flashes, little explosions down our arms and back. They might mean we're dying. They might mean we're still alive. We don't know which is worse.

The Skinbasket doubts his own sanity a little. Just enough to make convenient excuses.

[the_idle_threat]

He died. He died and they ate him.

For a second there I thought you were talking about Jesus and Catholics, here.

[Joemailman]

We drank his blood too, just for good measure.

[the_idle_threat]

Yes, this is true.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket was recently made a godfather again at a church where they sang some songs, asked for money then ate and drank the Jesus. The god-man also played a guitar.

A fly was swimming in the holy water. Of course the holy water was also home to a handful of those shiny glass beads you put in aquariums, so the Skinbasket is unsure of the fly's spiritual significance. We think he was sucked into a trap meant to keep the holy water clean from such evil agents of Beelzebub.

[Iron Mike]

Yikes.

http://www.occultopedia.com/b/beelzebub.htm

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket now has several stitches in the middle of our lower back. They itch like the dickens and we want to chew them out, but as luck would have it, we are neither flexible enough or long necked enough to accomplish this. As the woman unit refuses to cooperate on this project, do any of you mortals have any suggestions for itchy stitches in hard to reach locations?

[HarveyWallbangers]

Hooker?

[hoosier]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

[SkinBasket]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

[Zool]

The Skinbasket had a backiotomy.

[Partial]

the doctor said I need a backiotomy

[Freak Out]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

Must have had a mole removed.

[hoosier]

Does the Skinbasket read? If it hasn't already, it should definitely pick up Louis Ferdinand Celine's Journey to the End of the Night. A book right up Skinbasket's alley.

[mraynrand]

coat hanger.

you tell us about being godfathered and about the fly in the holy water but you don't tell where the stitches came from?

The Skinbasket received his stitches from his doctor.

Must have had a mole removed.

http://www.cohenufo.org/Images.GIF/Mole.jpg

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket required that a certain imperfection be removed so as to not interfere with his transcendence to angelic perfection. Turns out that removing a chunk of flesh the size of a nickel leaves a scar. So ends the SkinBasket's quest for immortality via ethereal transcendence.

Now the SkinBasket must rely on that that stone we bound a portion of our soul to. There may be more wine than soul in that stone, however.

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

[hoosier]

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

It will expand your sense of pornography.

[MJZiggy]

The Skinbasket required that a certain imperfection be removed so as to not interfere with his transcendence to angelic perfection. Turns out that removing a chunk of flesh the size of a nickel leaves a scar. So ends the SkinBasket's quest for immortality via ethereal transcendence.

Now the SkinBasket must rely on that that stone we bound a portion of our soul to. There may be more wine than soul in that stone, however.

The Skinbasket wonders, does Journey to the End of Night have pornographic scenes?

May the Skinbasket have better luck with the wine than with the vodka...

[SkinBasket]

*sigh*

The melancholy invades our brain and we feel gray. Even DJ Lance Rock seems sleepy and boring. Is this self pity, or the world's overabundance of pity forcing itself upon us? We are too tired to care.

Asian punk rockers teach our children to count with epileptic musical vomit, but all the children want to do is dance.


*sigh*

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has decided to relieve himself of all decision making responsibilities and instead appoint his cock and balls to handle those duties. Ministers Cock and Balls will hereby be bringing their own unique agenda to an otherwise confused and convoluted process, whereby streamlining and adding much needed confidence to all future decisions. We feel as safe in their hands as they do in ours.

The SkinBasket plans a vacation in sunny Ireland.

[SkinBasket]

The rest of the bottle stares us in our face. Who shall we ally our Kingdom of the Basket with? The spreadable cheese? The guacamole? It matters not for our mistress will have us either way.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!

The Skinbasket commands us all do penance for our waistlines! Now! Wherever you might be, 10 sit-ups now! The sweet smell of sweat and metabolized fat shall weigh heavy in the chilled air tonight.

[MJZiggy]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

[SkinBasket]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

NO EXCUSES!! SIT-UPS BENEFIT ALL THE KINGDOM!! NOW SIT! UP! TEN TIMES!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

Tyrone is ready to join your gym. He will inspire you!!

[Deputy Nutz]

The Skinnedbasket is drunk, this thread only gets replies when "the Creepy One" binges on booze.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinnedbasket is drunk, this thread only gets replies when "the Creepy One" binges on booze.

Who wants to train me?!?!?!?

[SkinBasket]

That's a quote from that VH1 show Acceptable TV. DO NOT google images for the quote without a filter on. You will not like the results.

[Deputy Nutz]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.

[SkinBasket]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.

The SkinBasket will pay. The Skinbasket cares for tobacco and Nutz.

[BallHawk]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

NO EXCUSES!! SIT-UPS BENEFIT ALL THE KINGDOM!! NOW SIT! UP! TEN TIMES!

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

[SkinBasket]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

[Freak Out]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.

The SkinBasket will pay. The Skinbasket cares for tobacco and Nutz.

This is what I used to smoke until I stopped 8 years ago.

http://www.natsherman.com/product.cfm?CFID=298169&CFTOKEN=51512781&productid=1104

They were $7 back then. Worth every fucking penny though.

[BallHawk]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

Ballhawk recommends you read the book instead of watching crappy movie versions.

And, yes, Ballhawk has done his required tasks. Do I get my rations now?

[SkinBasket]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

Ballhawk recommends you read the book instead of watching crappy movie versions.

And, yes, Ballhawk has done his required tasks. Do I get my rations now?

Yes. You may now masturbate.

[BallHawk]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

[SkinBasket]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

The Knights of the Kingdom all have hairy palms. It is a requirement, not a crime.

[BallHawk]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

The Knights of the Kingdom all have hairy palms. It is a requirement, not a crime.

And what is the rule of the land when it comes to strained eyes?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has lost his notes on Paradise Lost and must now start all over from the beginning again. We think Jesus is angry at us for enjoying Milton and is hiding our notes. Goddamn it Jesus! There was some important shit in there. If he hid them in the Bible, the SkinBasket shall forgive him his kooky sense of humor.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket had our balls fondled by a man yesterday and is still feeling confused. Confused as to what the medical excuse is for doctors grabbing our mansack every few years.

On a positive note, the SkinBasket delivered an exceptional blood panel.

62 HDL
114 LDL
A 3.1 ratio.

The SkinBasket also lowered our triglycerides from 190 a year ago to 83. The doctor is less worried about the SkinBasket's eminent death now. We are unsure if he feels that way due to the blood test or the fondling of the testicles.

[MJZiggy]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

[Iron Mike]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:

[Scott Campbell]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:


I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.

[Zool]

Last physical I had was a 25 y/o nurse practitioner student who was rockin. Really hard to concentrate on horrible ugly things while she's "checking for cancer".

[Harlan Huckleby]

the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

[Scott Campbell]

the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.


Holy shit! I would have put a stop to that in a heartbeat.

[Tarlam!]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:


I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.

BOMNF!!!!

[Deputy Nutz]

the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

So you were the party favor? Interesting, you most have one pecular anus.

[GoPackGo]

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

[SkinBasket]

There is something wrong with that granola. The SkinBasket wonders if nuts can carry salmonella.

[texaspackerbacker]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:

How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:

How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?

Why would you even care to ask.

[SkinBasket]

The point at which pain becomes agony is the point at which the world becomes the space immediately around us instead of the space we move around in.

[Iron Mike]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up... :roll:

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime. :whaa:

How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?

You know......that was 1986 and I've kinda blocked that from my memory.

All I remember is the Doc saying "O.K., done." I turned around and that MFer was smiling.

I didn't even attempt to wipe the lube off my ass......I pulled up my pants and got the hell out of there. :shock:

[SkinBasket]

The core of the SkinBasket has not changed in over two years. We remain intact and regretful. We find ourselves caught between resignation and desperation.

The SkinBasket is still not into micromanaging.


That's a lie.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket dreams of intricately beautiful old world subterranean realms waiting just beyond the fear of the cobweb covered, impossibly small door in the corner of the unlit dug out dirt walled room in the basement.

One day the SkinBasket will find a way to return to his world.

[gex]

the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

:shock:

[Joemailman]

the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.

Did you fart?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket is laughing out loud tonight. Some things in life are too easy.

[SkinBasket]

We all struggle to find contentment in life, no matter how ethereal. The driving impetus derived from discovering happiness before death. What then of those who fear not death? Where lies their contentment?

[retailguy]

We all struggle to find contentment in life, no matter how ethereal. The driving impetus derived from discovering happiness before death. What then of those who fear not death? Where lies their contentment?

stop drinking, you've had enough

[gex]

We all struggle to find contentment in life, no matter how ethereal. The driving impetus derived from discovering happiness before death. What then of those who fear not death? Where lies their contentment?

stop drinking, you've had enough
Do not fear death but welcome it as a passage into the next realm of leaving the physical and entering into the spiritual part of the journey 8-)

[SkinBasket]

Sometimes the SkinBasket looks at a couple and thinks, "Wow. She must go deep." Then We realize we're related to them and our brain kills itself a little.

[SkinBasket]

We be kickin' it with some leftover 2007 Chateau Montelena and some $.49 chocolate covered pretzel bites. Suck it Obama.

[Deputy Nutz]

The skinbasket is a a horrible Valentines date.

[MJZiggy]

The skinbasket is a a horrible Valentines date.

Next time try a girl...I'm just sayin'

[SkinBasket]

It hurts. It burns. It makes us want to kill, to break teeth and spit.

When greatness passes unnoticed, and the worthless dominate our conscious, we have failed as a people. And we have failed. Miserably. Maybe we deserve to be subsumed into the oblivion of recent history.

Hope you're all happy with who you are.

[mraynrand]

It hurts. It burns. It makes us want to kill, to break teeth and spit.

When greatness passes unnoticed, and the worthless dominate our conscious, we have failed as a people. And we have failed. Miserably. Maybe we deserve to be subsumed into the oblivion of recent history.

Hope you're all happy with who you are.

It's very dark at the bottom of Skinhole tonight, isn't it?

[SkinBasket]

It's come to our attention that some cocksnorklers are attempting to usurp the SkinBasket's unalienable rights to sole use of first person reference in the romper room.

To such brigands we can only reply, "Our veined manhood longs for your mothers, but perchance will find solace in the next generation if such behavior continues unchecked."

An intrusion on the Skinbasket's use of the royal we will be met by severe and immediate violence.

[superfan]

superfan thinks the SkinBasket should get bent.

[superfan]

It's come to our attention that some cocksnorklers are attempting to usurp the SkinBasket's unalienable rights to sole use of first person reference in the romper room.

To such brigands we can only reply, "Our veined manhood longs for your mothers, but perchance will find solace in the next generation if such behavior continues unchecked."

An intrusion on the Skinbasket's use of the royal we will be met by severe and immediate violence.

If the SkinBasket wishes to lay claim to sole and unalienable rights to the royal "we", the SkinBasket should at least refer to itself using the proper tense.

[Zool]

Skin is a beautiful human being. His years of research and training have rendered his gag reflex null and void. I love him very much.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket's gag reflex will cut your pencil dick in half. Try us.

The SkinBasket once assaulted a nurse, against his own will, who attempted a swab of his throatal area. The experience allowed us a taste of the violence of unrestrained autonomy. We will do the same to you, unworthy subject of cockledom.

[mraynrand]

This thread has become much too skinbaskety

[Joemailman]

Skinbasket rhymes with Oak Wood Casket.

[Zool]

The SkinBasket's gag reflex will cut your pencil dick in half. Try us.

The SkinBasket once assaulted a nurse, against his own will, who attempted a swab of his throatal area. The experience allowed us a taste of the violence of unrestrained autonomy. We will do the same to you, unworthy subject of cockledom.

I do so love our pillow talk baby.

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket has been asleep for a very long time. Part of us suspects this is by design. Another part suspects it was because we were tired. And a little too educated.

[SkinBasket]

Yeah, great. Your fucking tank top has a fucking built in bra. Just don't fucking expect the fucking thing to get folded like it's motherfuxcking origami. Jesus fucking christ. I appreciate the sexual efforts, but if this is the fucking price, then fuck me. Keep your deep throat and give me some normal fucking tee shirts to fold.

[MJZiggy]

Yeah, great. Your fucking tank top has a fucking built in bra. Just don't fucking expect the fucking thing to get folded like it's motherfuxcking origami. Jesus fucking christ. I appreciate the sexual efforts, but if this is the fucking price, then fuck me. Keep your deep throat and give me some normal fucking tee shirts to fold.
Why not just hang the damned things on a hanger and be done with it?

[MadtownPacker]

Based on the last sentence sounds like it is worth folding the shirts IMO.

[Freak Out]

Stop the fucking complaining you pussy. The wife brings home the dough, fucks and sucks you and you bitch about folding some laundry. Tough life.

[SkinBasket]

Yeah, I admit, I was in some kind of bad mood last night. I tend to get pissy about things that I actually put some effort into that turn out looking like shit, like fucking triple topped shirts you can't tell if they're inside out or not that don't make any fucking sense to me sober, much less drunk. After I fell asleep for like 10 minutes, I was fine. Now I need some protein.

[SkinBasket]

Based on the last sentence sounds like it is worth folding the shirts IMO.

You would think so, but sometimes my self-deprecating sense of drunken pride makes me think strange things that aren't always true, no matter how real they seem at the time.

[MadtownPacker]

Well that sucks. So how about Nutz? He seems like the type to appreciate a well folded shirt.

[woodbuck27]

Stop the fucking complaining you pussy. The wife brings home the dough, fucks and sucks you and you bitch about folding some laundry. Tough life.

SLAM !

and ............ the WINNER IS !

[SkinBasket]

SLAM !

and ............ the WINNER IS !

Not you. I would congratulate you, but you didn't win.

[Zool]

Sounds about right.

http://i.qkme.me/3t2u8m.jpg

[Freak Out]

What's life like down on the farm Skin?

[Iron Mike]

Skin is a beautiful human being. His years of research and training have rendered his gag reflex null and void. I love him very much.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxf9nqpBJ4-zbSoKSv8UMjuihLP7YbBlryrEv5X7ewo2w0kDqb

[SkinBasket]

Son of a bitch!
God likes me
I am the best
Fuck everybody else

Suck on my dick
I'm perfect
I am the best
Fuck everybody else
.

[KYPack]

Welcome home, my man.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket and the Colonel will have to meet one day soon, as discussed briefly years hence. We used to have anxiety issues that made us worry people would not like us and punch us in the face, but now that we feel we have a true home, they are much lessened. Mostly by Busch beer and high quality ditch weed.

The one called Nutz tells us that we are socially awkward, doing strange things and making others around us do strange things when they are infected by our lack of human empathy. And also he complains that we don't stand behind him when he fights old men for the honor of Brett Favre and broken mistresses. Old men have herpes and the Skinbasket has heavy hands and wants no part in that cruel disease.

[mraynrand]

he fights old men for the honor of Brett Favre and broken mistresses.

Nutz and skin in the yellow jackets


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFgih8z0tIQ

[woodbuck27]

The SkinBasket and the Colonel will have to meet one day soon, as discussed briefly years hence. We used to have anxiety issues that made us worry people would not like us and punch us in the face, but now that we feel we have a true home, they are much lessened. Mostly by Busch beer and high quality ditch weed.

The one called Nutz tells us that we are socially awkward, doing strange things and making others around us do strange things when they are infected by our lack of human empathy. And also he complains that we don't stand behind him when he fights old men for the honor of Brett Favre and broken mistresses. Old men have herpes and the Skinbasket has heavy hands and wants no part in that cruel disease.

http://www.patient.co.uk/forums/discuss/non-genital-herpes-on-my-hand-arm-41808

Non genital herpes - on my hand/arm

Does he/she have herpes on his/her hands?

If so ..... buyer beware.

https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/6840/x_medium/Extremity-upper-hand.jpeg?1386669148

[Freak Out]

So Skin....have you gone full on Deliverance yet living where you do? Weed, hooch and manrape? Or are you just living the quiet life raising the kids and some farm animals?

[Joemailman]

So Skin....have you gone full on Deliverance yet living where you do? Weed, hooch and manrape? Or are you just living the quiet life raising the kids and some farm animals?

I think he's raising kids and raping the farm animals.

[MadtownPacker]

He probably has some freetime now.

[woodbuck27]

So Skin....have you gone full on Deliverance yet living where you do? Weed, hooch and manrape? Or are you just living the quiet life raising the kids and some farm animals?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8

I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow.

[SkinBasket]

Is this the one? I thought we had one named “dear skinbasket” or “dear nutz”

[Deputy Nutz]

Not sure, I don’t think we can keep up on two different threads at the same time