"Fee Fy Fiddly Eye Oh" - Jump on the "official" Banjo Bandwagon!!

[CaptainKickass]

http://youtu.be/xlc-oPT-Lxw?t=6s


Let's roll this wagon along....

Who the fuck is Chris Banjo?

Chris Banjo is an American football safety for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League (NFL).

What the fuck is his story?

He hated football when he started. His family are Nigerian immigrants. His Mom died at age 45.


"Seeing my mom have to fight on a daily basis. That’s really molded me into the man I am"

Good fluffy fuckin' article found here: http://www.packersnews.com/article/20130907/PKR01/309070377/Q-Chris-Banjo-Mother-s-struggle-made-him-fighter

Where the fuck did he come from?

He played college football at Southern Methodist.

How the fuck did he end up in the NFL? In GB?

Banjo originally had tryouts with the Joke-land Gayders and Shittsburgh Squelers in 2012, but neither team offered him a contract.

He was signed by the Jaguars (sorry, I don't have a good insult-ish/parody name for the Jaguars... yet) as a free agent in April 2013, after a tryout during voluntary workouts. He was released by the Jaguars on July 25, 2013.[1]

The Packers signed Banjo just 4 days later on July 29 2013.

It's a motherfuckin' bandwagon! Everybody jump the fuck on!

[Fritz]

I'll jump on the bandwagon, but I won't strum the ol' Banjo. That's one creepy thread title.

[CaptainKickass]

I'll jump on the bandwagon, but I won't strum the ol' Banjo. That's one creepy thread title.

Changed the title 'cause Fritz is a skittish fucker. Prolly from readin too many unrated and creepy posts by other Rats.

[MadScientist]

He was signed by the Jaguars (sorry, I don't have a good insult-ish/parody name for the Jaguars... yet) as a free agent in April 2013, after a tryout during voluntary workouts. He was released by the Jaguars on July 25, 2013
Jack-is-vile Jag-whores ?

WTF is wrong when the Packers are hoping to be saved by a guy who was cut by the fucking Jag-whores.

[Harlan Huckleby]

ahhh, we all have a past. He's pretty fast and he can tackle. He's no dumber than the other guys. I say start him, I'm on the bandwagon.

[swede]

ahhh, we all have a past. He's pretty fast and he can tackle. He's no dumber than the other guys. I say start him, I'm on the bandwagon.

You drove the Samkon Gado bandwagon right into a medical school parking lot. Stay away from the wheel.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I have more of a past than that, I was the Darrell Thompson Jock Sniffers Club president

[mraynrand]

I think you meant Joke-land Gaydars

[mraynrand]

I have more of a past than that, I was the Darrell Thompson Jock Sniffers Club president

I bet Thompson would hate your guts

[George Cumby]

He's shown some pluck. I'm on.

[hoosier]

He is due for a pick this week. If he gets a pick-6 he will be the capo of the secondary mafia.

[packer4life]

All jokes aside, I really didn't notice this guy on the field during the game.

Anyone have some actual football evidence that he could be a player (besides preseason). I want this little fucker to succeed. I simply hate MD Jennings and think he is our weakest link of the 11 D starters (yes, including Hawk). Don't even get me started on McMillian. We need Banjo to be this year's Hawyard!

[Bretsky]

At least he has a cool name

[CaptainKickass]

All jokes aside, Anyone have some actual football evidence that he could be a player. We need Banjo to be this year's Hawyard!

Here.

Let me Google that for you:

http://bit.ly/18wWWlo

[CaptainKickass]

I think you meant Joke-land Gaydars

I did actually. But they weren't worth the double check (Discount!), even with Flynn on their team. And I want Flynn to do well.

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[Packers4Glory]

I protest this blatant thread rip off. Official my ass

[swede]

Here.

Let me Google that for you:

http://bit.ly/18wWWlo

I am ashamed that I laughed so hard at something that I should have known about before. Smart ass.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCBdiutb-50

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y

[mraynrand]

^^^^ take this crap to the PR jukebox

[Bossman641]

All jokes aside, I really didn't notice this guy on the field during the game.

Anyone have some actual football evidence that he could be a player (besides preseason). I want this little fucker to succeed. I simply hate MD Jennings and think he is our weakest link of the 11 D starters (yes, including Hawk). Don't even get me started on McMillian. We need Banjo to be this year's Hawyard!

Well, he blew a tackle against Morris but that's been a common occurrence in the secondary.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/washington-redskins/0ap2000000245515/RB-Morris-32-yd-run

[CaptainKickass]

I protest this blatant thread rip off. Official my ass

D not fret there Packers4Glory

If you look closely I did put quotes around the word "official" in anticipation of someone just like you posting something like that which you posted.

The real question is:

Do the quotes make it official or do the quotes make it Fauxfficial?

Or - perhaps it's only participation that makes it so?

[Packers4Glory]

I'm reporting this post to the mods.

[CaptainKickass]

I am ashamed that I laughed so hard at something that I should have known about before. Smart ass.

Swede is indeed ashamed. Would you like to know more?

Then click your motherfuckin' mouse right here: http://bit.ly/153JDrL

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And now,

I choose to share with all of you just a little bit of Kickass history. The revealing insight exclusively shared here may cause you too "oooh" and/or "ahhh" with joyous revelation. Or you might possibly throw up in your mouth just a little. It's hard to tell until you read it:


(in a deep Don LaFontaine/movie guy type voice)

There once was a time when the elders met to decide his name. "Captain Smartass" was amongst the top final considerations for his moniker. It was eventually decided however, that one could "Kickass" at the art of being a "Smartass" as well as many other things, and thus the decision was made. It was on this historic occasion that "Captain Kickass" was brought forth and unleashed into the world. Would he use his powers for good? Or would he use them for awesome?




http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/4/0/9/1/6/1/smartass-19848648212.jpeg

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And one final though from me on my lunch break:

I was thinking the Bandwagon needs a symbol. Symbols tend to be remembered quickly and are an instant visual reminder that produces psychological reinforcement every time it is seen. Maybe something like an element symbol such as the ones seen in the hit show Breaking Bad. (FYI - I also have a weird crush on Anna Gunn)

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http://indieambassador.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bandwagon-logo-262x300.png