The extreme dislike for Aikman and Buck (or "BuckMan" as I like to call it)

[CaptainKickass]

Yep,

I have the "extreme dislike" for both of them. They are FAR too frequently calling Packers games, and they consistently prove that no IQ is required. Sometimes it amazes me how often Aikman stumbles over simple words like "referee" and can't seem to get the proverbial jizz out of his mouth. Only to then have Buck say the exact word Aikman was trying so hard to pronounce as if he were teaching a frickin' 4 year old how to read.

Aikman: "He was carrying the f... f... foo.. (pause)

Buck: "Football"

Aikman: "That's right Joe, football.


And it's not just Packer fans who see it & feel this way. Eagles fans, Skins fans and yes - even DALLAS fans themselves have all piped in on how much these two bozo's suck it nationally on a weekly basis.

Stuff that might keep you entertained in this Packers Bye Week...

Facebook groups to join:

http://www.facebook.com/Aikmansux

https://www.facebook.com/pages/joe-buck-sucks/109532249944

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Petition-to-keep-Troy-Aikman-and-Joe-Buck-from-announcing-Packer-games/258410054227254

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-HATE-JOE-BUCK/179342288936

Awesome articles:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/joe-buck-walks-in-on-troy-aikman-covering-nfl-game,26486/

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/02/this-week-in-f-k-you-troy-aikman.html

https://www.causes.com/causes/525489-stop-troy-aikman-from-announcing-anymore-packer-games-ever

http://www.avoiceformen.com/misandry/chivalry/fuck-you-troy-aikman/

Other board threads and stuff related to the "BuckMan" extreme dislike:

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-hate-when-troy-aikman-is-talking-to-joe-buck-joe-buck-insists-on-giving-me-the-eye.452667865/

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_Troy_Aikman_hate_the_Packers

http://outermonvolia.net/board/showthread.php?34537-Non-Vol-I-f-amp-king-hate-Troy-Aikman

http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?380208-Troy-aikman-hating-on-chan

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/buckaikman-600x337.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk

http://media.punchingkitty.com/wordpress/2010/05/google_joe_buck.png?filter=limit&w=575&h=600

:butt:

I'm sorry and you're welcome.

-Kickass

[Fritz]

I love google search!

Buck is a fuck up.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Buck just needs to stick to baseball.

[pittstang5]

Buck just needs to stick to baseball.

Amen!

[Kiwon]

No....don't wish Buck on baseball. The Buck-McCarver combo can ruin almost any game.

In Aikman's defense.....the guy's had like 25 concussions. The words don't roll off the tongue with speed or precision after #20.

[pbmax]

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In Aikman's defense.....the guy's had like 25 concussions. The words don't roll off the tongue with speed or precision after #20.

He's OK though. As he has assured everyone numerous times, he's no authority on them as his personal experience has been no lingering effects during his second career as a greeting card author.

[Joemailman]

No....don't wish Buck on baseball. The Buck-McCarver combo can ruin almost any game.

In Aikman's defense.....the guy's had like 25 concussions. The words don't roll off the tongue with speed or precision after #20.

Did Red tell you that?

[Smidgeon]

If they're that bad, why does FOX (who I think has a better overall program than CBS) continually tab them and trot them out as the #1 unit? At least I don't have to hear Billik going on and on and on about a play that happened three quarters ago.

[denverYooper]

A bit tangential, but it has to do with commentating, so I'll put it here. Did anyone else catch Collingsworth waxing sentimental about how problem players go to New England and just start behaving like model citizens? He was talking about Blount at the time and tried to expand that into a general statement. Um, Chris, there was a pretty high profile story out of New England this summer where a problem player got in a bit of trouble.

[pbmax]

A bit tangential, but it has to do with commentating, so I'll put it here. Did anyone else catch Collingsworth waxing sentimental about how problem players go to New England and just start behaving like model citizens? He was talking about Blount at the time and tried to expand that into a general statement. Um, Chris, there was a pretty high profile story out of New England this summer where a problem player got in a bit of trouble.

Yes. It kind of got dropped, not even sure Al acknowledged it much. Somewhat surprised we couldn't hear his producer screaming through Chris' earpiece.

[red]

Did Red tell you that?

i don't understand the questionation?

[Fritz]

I respect Chris Collingsworth's football analysis, but he does go off the rails once in a while.

[Pugger]

I heard we won't have to listen to them this Sunday. :cow:

[George Cumby]

If they're that bad, why does FOX (who I think has a better overall program than CBS) continually tab them and trot them out as the #1 unit? At least I don't have to hear Billik going on and on and on about a play that happened three quarters ago.

Agree. The Cbs morons are unlistenable.

[mraynrand]

BRING BLACK RON PITTS!

[run pMc]

i don't understand the questionation?

What ever happened to Emmitt Smith's broadcast career? I kind of miss the confusion and unintentional comedy.

[Zool]

Proud member of the Joe Buck Sucks Facebook page for 4 years.

[CaptainKickass]

If they're that bad, why does FOX (who I think has a better overall program than CBS) continually tab them and trot them out ?

For the same reason "Reality TV" is... you know... a thing. You only need to cater to the stupid. Think about all the people you've ever known. Half of them are below average. Some folks wouldn't know a good "commentator" from a steaming pile of fresh green baby shit - because sometimes these things are in fact the same.

[CaptainKickass]

I respect Chris Collingsworth's football analysis, but he does go off the rails once in a while.

Collinsworth, the last name. It became a thing because someone needed a unit of measure that was smaller than things like miniscule, tiny, or "a pinch".

For example:

In this recipe it calls for eggs, 2 tablespoons of butter, sugar and a "Collinsworth" of salt.

[CaptainKickass]

I heard we won't have to listen to them this Sunday. :cow:


YES!! OH HAPPY DAY!!! INDEED!!!!

[CaptainKickass]

Proud member of the Joe Buck Sucks Facebook page for 4 years.

You sir are both a gentleman and a scholar. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Wouldn't wanna ruin your reputation or anything.

[CaptainKickass]

What ever happened to Emmitt Smith's broadcast career? I kind of miss the confusion and unintentional comedy.

Well luckily for you Fox still employs the "BUCK-MAN" duo!

[CaptainKickass]

Yeah. I violate the hell out of unwritten internet forum etiquette.

[Guiness]

What ever happened to Emmitt Smith's broadcast career? I kind of miss the confusion and unintentional comedy.

I do believe I am the only human alive who got a kick out of Dennis Miller's stint on MNF! Some of his better lines:
I've seen women pee standing up with better aim.
Of course he needs to renegotiate his salary - he buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians! (yes, I had to look up Seward...)

There was another one about Marino's sister going down faster than he does...

[George Cumby]

Just to be a contrarian I am going to start a Buckman Fan Club. I shall be the President and sole member.

Fuck you, Haters!

[Infamous]

BRING BLACK RON PITTS!

HAHAHAHAHA......AWESOMENESS!! :bow: :eyes: