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Guiness
10-01-2013, 01:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzeSNVLSzXg

KYPack
10-01-2013, 08:07 AM
Well, we don't have to worry about losing Jordy to the film industry, eh?

red
10-01-2013, 08:10 AM
wow

George Cumby
10-01-2013, 08:17 AM
The last bit was funny but excruciating to that point.

mraynrand
10-01-2013, 08:59 AM
Imagine a world without Jordy Nelson commercials

Tony Oday
10-01-2013, 09:27 AM
Who green lighted this? WOW soooooooooo bad.

red
10-01-2013, 10:19 AM
i agree tony, lets not blame jordy, we need to blame the ad wizards who came up with this one

Zool
10-01-2013, 10:42 AM
Should have had some flying monkeys with Bear jerseys and Ditka as the wicked witch

denverYooper
10-01-2013, 10:45 AM
i agree tony, lets not blame jordy, we need to blame the ad wizards who came up with this one

Stand up and win.

Upnorth
10-01-2013, 10:55 AM
Cinematic Genius! You low brows couldn't see art if it hit you right in the cheese head.

red
10-01-2013, 12:43 PM
Stand up and win.

wow, great catch

i didn't think anyone would remember that one

Harlan Huckleby
10-01-2013, 01:16 PM
That was an excellent ad. Go back to watching your anal gang-bang porn, morons.

Brandon494
10-01-2013, 03:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joemailman
10-01-2013, 03:53 PM
Cinematic Genius! You low brows couldn't see art if it hit you right in the cheese head.

Yep. Better than what's-his-name with his insurance company commercials.

MadtownPacker
10-01-2013, 03:54 PM
I don't think it's that bad. Had a "what the fuck did I drink" feel to it. That seems to fit WI well.

Iron Mike
10-01-2013, 08:51 PM
Suh should come hauling ass out of the woods and stomp on him:

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p480x480/1382310_590348111024838_424401350_n.jpg

Willard
10-01-2013, 09:57 PM
I'm going to book a flight to this magical place immediately.

Kiwon
10-02-2013, 01:06 AM
Nothing wrong with this tourism ad. It was designed for women and kids, not you big, tough football bloggers.

Jordy was invoking his cute, loveable inner child-like qualities.

During the out-takes just imagine that he was cussing and hitting on the actress, if that makes you feel better.

Guiness
10-02-2013, 02:40 AM
Nothing wrong with this tourism ad. It was designed for women and kids, not you big, tough football bloggers.

Jordy was invoking his cute, loveable inner child-like qualities.

During the out-takes just imagine that he was cussing and hitting on the actress, if that makes you feel better.

I just think it's so ridiculously goofy! I can't imagine anyone would want to go to Wi based on that ad, maybe the idea was for it to stick in your mind so you remember it? Search me.

denverYooper
10-02-2013, 08:15 AM
I'm going out to the barn to hang myself in shame.

pbmax
10-02-2013, 09:13 AM
Nothing wrong with this tourism ad. It was designed for women and kids, not you big, tough football bloggers.

If so, then its casting director should be fired. Unless the target demo was women and kids who are also Kansan football fans.

Kiwon
10-02-2013, 09:43 AM
If so, then its casting director should be fired. Unless the target demo was women and kids who are also Kansan football fans.

Or women and children that are familiar with the 'Wizard of Oz' story and know that, in contrast to Dorothy who couldn't wait to leave Oz and get back to Kansas, that Jordy Nelson, originially from Kansas, didn't want to leave Wisconsin and return to Kansas because Wisconsin is such a magical place.

HH is right. You guys need to quit acting like flying monkeys. Jordy makes a fine Dorothy. :-)

cheesner
10-02-2013, 09:50 AM
I found it a didactic reflection of inner conceptualization and non-sectarian self-realization. The barn motif was a comment on our inability, as Americans, to find satisfaction. The empty barn, which should be full of food, was empty; as our own looming doom lingers imposingly in the background. The concussion suffered by Nelson is a stark reminder of how fragile the Packers seem to be. Oh, and the leaves were pretty.

Kiwon
10-02-2013, 09:54 AM
I found it a didactic reflection of inner conceptualization and non-sectarian self-realization. The barn motif was a comment on our inability, as Americans, to find satisfaction. The empty barn, which should be full of food, was empty; as our own looming doom lingers imposingly in the background. The concussion suffered by Nelson is a stark reminder of how fragile the Packers seem to be. Oh, and the leaves were pretty.

Yeah! What he said! +1

mraynrand
10-02-2013, 10:58 AM
The concussion suffered by Nelson is a stark reminder of how fragile the Packers seem to be.

This is the part that concerned me. Does Jordy have to go through the NFL concussion regimen if he gets it from running into a red oak? Will he miss the game Sunday due to this commercial. This reminds me of when Kellen Winslow blew up his leg making that Harley commercial.

pbmax
10-02-2013, 10:58 AM
This is the part that concerned me. Does Jordy have to go through the NFL concussion regimen if he gets it from running into a red oak? Will he miss the game Sunday due to this commercial. This reminds me of when Kellen Winslow blew up his leg making that Harley commercial.

Don't worry, it was just an implied concussion.

swede
10-02-2013, 11:07 AM
I found it a didactic reflection of inner conceptualization and non-sectarian self-realization. The barn motif was a comment on our inability, as Americans, to find satisfaction. The empty barn, which should be full of food, was empty; as our own looming doom lingers imposingly in the background. The concussion suffered by Nelson is a stark reminder of how fragile the Packers seem to be. Oh, and the leaves were pretty.http://thumbnails.hulu.com/583/40035583/40035583_384x288_generated.jpg

mraynrand
10-02-2013, 12:29 PM
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/583/40035583/40035583_384x288_generated.jpg

Was it Jordy Nelson or Soren Kirkegaard who said "Football is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced"

Upnorth
10-02-2013, 01:03 PM
Was it Jordy Nelson or Rene Descartes who said 'I catch, therefore I am'.

hoosier
10-02-2013, 01:22 PM
I'm going out to the barn to hang myself in shame.

You clearly have a hard on for the ad, there is no disguising it.

hoosier
10-02-2013, 01:26 PM
I just think it's so ridiculously goofy! I can't imagine anyone would want to go to Wi based on that ad, maybe the idea was for it to stick in your mind so you remember it? Search me.

I think it's remarkably realistic in the same way that "Fargo" hit the nail right on the head.

swede
10-02-2013, 02:59 PM
I think it's remarkably realistic in the same way that "Fargo" hit the nail right on the head.

Did tourism increase in Fargo after the movie came out? What would a tourist do in Fargo?

Maybe they want to see where Jerry Lundegaard made the contract.

MadtownPacker
10-02-2013, 04:17 PM
Or women and children that are familiar with the 'Wizard of Oz' story and know that, in contrast to Dorothy who couldn't wait to leave Oz and get back to Kansas, that Jordy Nelson, originially from Kansas, didn't want to leave Wisconsin and return to Kansas because Wisconsin is such a magical place.

HH is right. You guys need to quit acting like flying monkeys. Jordy makes a fine Dorothy. :-)I like this explanation for it.

hoosier
10-02-2013, 07:23 PM
Did tourism increase in Fargo after the movie came out? What would a tourist do in Fargo?

Maybe they want to see where Jerry Lundegaard made the contract.

Pose with Paul Bunyan.

swede
10-03-2013, 07:35 AM
Pose with Paul Bunyan.

Axed and answered.

CaptainKickass
10-03-2013, 03:50 PM
The Wisconsin tourism industry must've taken a huge hit since... um... well...

Is "Wisconsin Tourism Industry" really even a thing?

billy_oliver880
10-03-2013, 07:34 PM
Is "Wisconsin Tourism Industry" really even a thing?

Yes...lots of small towns live off of tourism. Hell there is even an advertising campaign for Verona. Not that the town is bad but I can't see visiting there at a tourist.

pbmax
10-03-2013, 09:40 PM
Yes...lots of small towns live off of tourism. Hell there is even an advertising campaign for Verona. Not that the town is bad but I can't see visiting there at a tourist.

That one baffles me. Its a nice bedroom community. Good amateur theatre group. Very nice, new library. Big business moved there onto large campus, but they don't do tours of medical software. They have a man made beach on a pond.

Off the top of my head, the most touristy things about it is access to city and state bike trails plus the Ice Age Trail.

I wouldn't travel there. I WOULD live there though.