Hair-pulling and name-calling!

[Kiwon]

Forget concussions. There's hair-pulling and name-calling going on in the NFL. How long before someone's feelings actually get hurt? You NFL fans are callous monsters subsidizing an emotional bloodsport! How do you live with yourselves?

Hair pulling - http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--cards--andre-ellington-says-getting-his-dreadlocks-ripped-out-on-a-play-didn-t-hurt-224640945.html

Name calling - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/washington-offensive-lineman-trent-williams-alleges-officials-insulted-233612996--nfl.html

No wonder Brett Favre says he wouldn't encourage his son to play football. - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-nfl-standout-brett-favre-not-allow-son-180444136--nfl.html

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someone made a comment on yahoo i believe about the trent richardson thing that made me laugh my ass off

the guy basically said

"maybe trent williams can get together with martin from the dolphins and the two can rub their pussies together"

another poster then told him that the correct tern would be "man scissoring"

[woodbuck27]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--ca...224640945.html

" Jaguars defensive end Jason Babin had grabbed hold of Ellington's hair and emerged from the pile with his arm outstretched and black strands dangling from his fist. He raised the hair like a trophy, then flung it to the turf. Hair is considered part of the NFL uniform, so Babin was not penalized.

*** A Cardinals official tweeted that the hair was returned to Ellington in a plastic bag."

Comment woodbuck27:

Thatsanice.

[Guiness]

someone made a comment on yahoo i believe about the trent richardson thing that made me laugh my ass off

the guy basically said

"maybe trent williams can get together with martin from the dolphins and the two can rub their pussies together"

another poster then told him that the correct tern would be "man scissoring"

Ellington can get in on that action. I saw the hair and thought "holy muther that must've hurt" until my gf pointed out that the way it came out, no blood or anything it likely wasn't his hair but extensions or a weave.

So, I'm pretty much thinking if you've got hair extensions you're a little too metrosexual for me.

edit: we are obviously not the only ones who came to that conclusion. Cards PR dept has released a statement claiming it is NOT extensions. Methinks you doth protest too loudly.

[pbmax]

Hair extensions in football?

Is that the new tear-away jersey?

[woodbuck27]

Ellington can get in on that action. I saw the hair and thought "holy muther that must've hurt" until my gf pointed out that the way it came out, no blood or anything it likely wasn't his hair but extensions or a weave.

So, I'm pretty much thinking if you've got hair extensions you're a little too metrosexual for me.

edit: we are obviously not the only ones who came to that conclusion. Cards PR dept has released a statement claiming it is NOT extensions. Methinks you doth protest too loudly.

I think that was real:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b8/Hairposter.jpg/323px-Hairposter.jpg

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ellington did say after the game that it was no big deal and that he would just have it weaved back in

yeah, i see something wrong with that

[Kiwon]

I think that was real:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b8/Hairposter.jpg/323px-Hairposter.jpg

HAIR! Groovy, Woody! You're a bad cat!