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CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 06:56 PM
Captain's log, game date 12/22/2013


Cut Newhouse

I have 2 words for Matt Flynn: Pump Fake
Please, just a little tiny twitch to freeze 'em for a sec at the end of your drop back and/or after your 1st read passes.

Injured in game: Matthews, B.Jones, Lacy, Neal, Hyde

Special Teams blew the 4th down and got faked out of their own jock straps. Fire Slocum.

Besides being an NFL referee, the only other profession I know of where you can be a moron, completely wrong and totally incompetent and keep your job - is a TV weatherman.

Fuck Ben Roethisburger

Damn it.

Go Eagles.
CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 07:12 PM
Not to be confused with this kind of log:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hct5P_OfklU
Joemailman
12-22-2013, 07:14 PM
Obligatory Captain's log post.
CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 07:20 PM
Obligatory Captain's log post.


Heh heh - hear that fuckers? Joemailman insinuates that y'all have an OBLIGATION to the Captains Log!

You're gonna love it, log!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
red
12-22-2013, 07:25 PM
flynn does not have time at the end of his drop back to pump fake

at the end of his drop back he has to

a)immediately get rid of the ball
b)run for your life
c)take a sack
Iron Mike
12-22-2013, 07:28 PM
FIRE CAMPEN!!!!
CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 07:30 PM
flynn does not have time at the end of his drop back to pump fake

at the end of his drop back he has to

a)immediately get rid of the ball
b)run for your life
c)take a sack

When you rewatch it I believe you'll see that he had time for 2nd and 3rd reads often enough and early enough to have used it several times. I criticize Rodgers for the same thing. Just that little tiny wrist flick works wonders imo.
Joemailman
12-22-2013, 08:14 PM
mmmm...cheese log

http://www.saveur.com/sites/saveur.com/files/images/2008-11/626-23_cheese_log_300.jpg
Iron Mike
12-22-2013, 08:18 PM
mmmm....beef log:

http://beeflogblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/log-o-beef2.jpg
gbgary
12-22-2013, 08:18 PM
flynn does not have time at the end of his drop back to pump fake

at the end of his drop back he has to

a)immediately get rid of the ball
b)run for your life
c)take a sack

yup...he's a tick slow at everything.
CaptainKickass
12-22-2013, 08:29 PM
http://leifdraco.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/star-trek-captains-log.jpg