From the WTF? file

[Guiness]

Kellen Winslow arrested after bring reported nude in a Target parking lot.

So, he was apparently caught with some synthetic marijuana, and said he was just changing clothes to get rid of the smell. But, wait for it, the police also found two jars of Vaseline!

To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline. Discuss amongst yourselves.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/

[mraynrand]

Kellen Winslow arrested after bring reported nude in a Target parking lot.

So, he was apparently caught with some synthetic marijuana, and said he was just changing clothes to get rid of the smell. But, wait for it, the police also found two jars of Vaseline!

To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline. Discuss amongst yourselves.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/

That's really weird. I do that all the time, and I never get arrested.*












*Sorry, I'm thinking about the Walmart parking lot. Big difference.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-HaSvv--8

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That's really weird. I do that all the time, and I never get arrested.*












*Sorry, I'm thinking about the Walmart parking lot. Big difference.

anything goes at walmart

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

Kellen Winslow arrested after bring reported nude in a Target parking lot.

So, he was apparently caught with some synthetic marijuana, and said he was just changing clothes to get rid of the smell. But, wait for it, the police also found two jars of Vaseline!

To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline. Discuss amongst yourselves.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/

What is the problem?

[Patler]

Kellen Winslow arrested after bring reported nude in a Target parking lot.

So, he was apparently caught with some synthetic marijuana, and said he was just changing clothes to get rid of the smell. But, wait for it, the police also found two jars of Vaseline!

To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline. Discuss amongst yourselves.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/


What is the problem?


That sure is strange. Target? I can only surmise that the Walmart lot must have been full with high, naked guys smeared in Vaseline.

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What is the problem?

the problem is, some uppity chick saw him and called the cops

i mean, come on

if i'm in a parking lot and see a chick playing with herself in her car, i'm gonna stand there and watch, not call the cops. i'd be too busy using my phone to record it all anyways

[mraynrand]

if i'm in a parking lot and see a chick playing with herself in her car, i'm gonna stand there and watch, not call the cops. i'd be too busy using my phone to record it all anyways

You're just being judgmental because you have ethical standards and you live by them.

[woodbuck27]

Kellen Winslow arrested after bring reported nude in a Target parking lot.

So, he was apparently caught with some synthetic marijuana, and said he was just changing clothes to get rid of the smell. But, wait for it, the police also found two jars of Vaseline!

To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline. Discuss amongst yourselves.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/

I think that he must have run out of clean underwear and decided to simply make a purchase at Target.

He simply forgot his bath robe.

Shit happens.

[woodbuck27]

That sure is strange. Target? I can only surmise that the Walmart lot must have been full with high, naked guys smeared in Vaseline.

Too many customers using Walmart.

Walmart Greeters now frisk you. Their like Airport Security complete with wand.

Target hands out free suckers.

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[woodbuck27]

" To recap: Target parking lot, naked, marijuana, Vaseline:" Guiness

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrykji-BgV0pcSkDDqWZ9uAnB_FT2ZPlRIUEgNV7jHJK0f6G0nbQ

Hookers shopping for vasoline....

The last two jars have just been sold.

Hooker's pissed off ! Take affirmative action !!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDVDb6fU5o6bxDwS9efblu29L4nEk_x Nhk9tP3RNa6LvnaFqE80w

Hookers get vengeful after doing favors in return for vasoline !

They screw Kellen Winslow... report him to Police.

Police Report:

RE: Mr. Kellen Winslow and Ruthie and Shirley...

they report "a violation of their space".

[Cheesehead Craig]

Where was the spatula... and the midgets?

[mraynrand]

http://images2.static-bluray.com/reviews/5615_3.jpg

[pbmax]

Rest assured Rand, I will not be googling the description that pops to mind with that pic.

[mraynrand]

Rest assured Rand, I will not be googling the description that pops to mind with that pic.

Bobble can set you up

[pbmax]

Tweet of the Month

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[bobblehead]

Bobble can set you up

PETER NORTH SIGHTING!!!!

Edit: That is funny because no one can actually see Peter North after the scene.

[Jimx29]

I would of thought that the $$$ he's made just with the police academy movies alone he wouldn't have to shop at walmart