Favre vs. God?

[Tony Oday]

I say, wait is it at home in December? Ah it is? Favre 42 God 14...

[HarveyWallbangers]

How can he play himself?

[ahaha]

I say, wait is it at home in December? Ah it is? Favre 42 God 14...

Yeah, but the Devil might give him a run for his money.

[woodbuck27]

Is FAVRE _ ?

mmmm :arrow: :idea:

To some PACKER FANS ..... mmmm...

# 4 !!!

[jack's smirking revenge]

I think a better question would be "what if Favre played Ditka?"

tyler

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

How can he play himself?

I thought Favre was a football player?

[Tony Oday]

Ditka vs Favre? OH MAN!

Who would officiate that game?

Now is it Ditka 1985 or Ditka on the saints?

Too many variables!

[CaliforniaCheez]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

[MadtownPacker]

Well both can throw lighting from their arms.

Both have masses on Sunday their followers attend.

What else?

[ahaha]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

I smoked a joint rolled with Bible papers on a Sunday during the '96 season. God didn't smite the Packers.

[jack's smirking revenge]

Ditka vs Favre? OH MAN!

Who would officiate that game?

Now is it Ditka 1985 or Ditka on the saints?

Too many variables!

1985 Ditka. And George Wendt and Chris Farley (remotely) would officiate.

tyler

[Tony Oday]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH Those officials I would say Favre 278 Ditka 3 because of a BAD call on a pass interference call...

[Tony Oday]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

But God is a Packer fan...

[jack's smirking revenge]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH Those officials I would say Favre 278 Ditka 3 because of a BAD call on a pass interference call...

Remember the ol' SNL skits with Wendt & Farley. Ditka was unbeatable, even when he played Jordan.... :D

tyler

[Zool]

Well both can throw lighting from their arms.

Both have masses on Sunday their followers attend.

What else?

God had to take a day off.

[Tony Oday]

Ditka vs the Giants?

AH Ditka in a close one 1500 to 0

I LOVED those skits.

[Brandon494]

How about Favre against Chuck Norris? :mrgreen:

[HarveyWallbangers]

Ditka vs. Hurricane Ditka was a tough one though.

[ahaha]

Favre vs. Jesus -
Jesus turns the other cheek and lets Brett win.

Favre vs. Yahweh -
God delivers many a plague, but Favre still plays and pulls out a squeeker.

Favre vs. Allah -
Too tough to call.

Favre vs Buddah -
Buddah is too fat and slow, Favre wins easily.

Favre vs. Sheva -
Even though Sheva reincarnates as Jim Thorpe, Favre still pulls out the victory.

Favre vs. Zeus -
Zeus might have a chance if the game were played at Mt. Olympus, but not here in America.

Favre vs. Thor -
God of Thunder? Not in this game! After this contest they'll be calling him God of mild spring shower.

[Tony Oday]

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicked God so hard a piece fell off of God and from this piece Brett Favre was born!

[HarveyWallbangers]

Funny stuff, ahaha!

[Partial]

Ditka or a hurricane.... named ditka!

*ponder for a moment*

Ditka!!

[Tarlam!]

What Harvey said.

Harv, for an accountant, I like you!

[HarveyWallbangers]

What Harvey said.

Harv, for an accountant, I like you!

I ain't no accountant. In fact, if I were an accountant, I'd be the worst one in history.

[Terry]

Yeah, but the Devil might give him a run for his money.
No, I think Elway retired.

[Terry]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?
Devine hasn't even coached the Packers since 1974.

[Tony Oday]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?
Devine hasn't even coached the Packers since 1974.
And he almost didnt play Rudy!!! What an ass!

[FavreChild]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

Do not anger the football gods. The other God (or comparable divinity) doesn't mind. :wink:

And let us not forget to say our prayers to the football gods:

OUR FAVRE

Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The bowl will come,
It will be won.
In New Orleans as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to Bourbon street.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.

Go get 'em.

Copyright © 1996 Dresden Loves The Pack

http://www.southendzone.com/packer.g/ourfavre/

[Tarlam!]

What Harvey said.

Harv, for an accountant, I like you!

I ain't no accountant. In fact, if I were an accountant, I'd be the worst one in history.

I ALWAYS thought you were a bean counter! My faith in humanity is RESTORED!

[Tony Oday]

OUR FAVRE

Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The Game will come,
It will be won.
In Cinncinati as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to 2-1.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.

[Scott Campbell]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

Do not anger the football gods. The other God (or comparable divinity) doesn't mind. :wink:

And let us not forget to say our prayers to the football gods:

OUR FAVRE

Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The bowl will come,
It will be won.
In New Orleans as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to Bourbon street.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.

Go get 'em.

Copyright © 1996 Dresden Loves The Pack

http://www.southendzone.com/packer.g/ourfavre/


I feel born again.

[Jimx29]

I think a better question would be "what if Favre played Ditka?"

tylerAre we talking regular Deetkas, or mini Deetkas?

[VegasPackFan]

OK

What about Favre vs 1985 Ditka. Ditka plays the whole game sitting in a Lazy Boy recliner.

[Brainerd]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?

Dan Devine doesn't even coach anymore? Who cares what he thinks?

[Terry]

Blasphemy risks incurring devine wrath. Why do it on game day?
Devine hasn't even coached the Packers since 1974.
And he almost didnt play Rudy!!! What an ass!
LMAO! Best laugh I've had in a while. In fact, the ONLY laugh I've had since the Packers took the field last night.

[CaliforniaCheez]

Well, how about no more threads like this.
We want the Almighty helping our side not working against us.

[Green Bud Packer]

my God could crush favre like a bug, but He would only break his nose.