Nothing says "I love you honey" quite like a flying toaster

[mraynrand]

PBSO: West Boca Raton man threw toaster at wife after she refused to have sex


A man who lives on Tranquil Lane in west Boca Raton threw a toaster at his wife when she refused to have sex with him, according to authorities.
Palm Beach County Sheriff’s officer arrested Jong Park, 37, early Tuesday morning in west Boca Raton. Park, who was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on his own recognizance Wednesday afternoon, faces charges of domestic battery.
Park’s wife told officers when she refused to have sex with him, he hit her, pulled her hair and threw a toaster at her. Officers noted a bruise on her forehead where the kitchen appliance hit her, according to the report.
In a written sworn statement she said she was scared to go back into the home because he threatened to hit her again.
A 6-year old and a 3-year old also live in the home, according to the report.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/pbso-west-boca-raton-man-threw-toaster-at-wife-aft/nd6Qx/

Not so Tranquil Lane!

Put your Jong away! Park that Jong, right now, and wash the dishes!

[red]

i'm guessing he didn't just whip his dick out and hit her upside the head with it because he's asian, right?

[Kiwon]

There is an appalling lack of cultural sensitivity emanating from this thread.

Just shocking! :wink:

Hitting and hair-pulling is not uncommon in some Korean couple spats and it goes both ways. As for the toaster throwing, that was because grapefruit was not in season.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R5wZs8cxI

[mraynrand]

There is an appalling lack of cultural sensitivity emanating from this thread.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJP5f-fsHrs

[Kiwon]

Oh well....that couple is not having as much trouble as this couple. :-)

(Rand, can you do a composite of the two lovers?.....I wonder what their offspring would look like!)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1712067.1394063253!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/pitbull6n-2-web.jpg http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1712068.1394063254!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/166624734.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-arrested-sex-pit-bull-yard-report-article-1.1712069

[mraynrand]

K: I dropped by photo bucket account. Too much NSA tracking of mraynrand's alter ego.

[Joemailman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwdgde4bpZo

[woodbuck27]

Oh well....that couple is not having as much trouble as this couple. :-)

(Rand, can you do a composite of the two lovers?.....I wonder what their offspring would look like!)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1712067.1394063253!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/pitbull6n-2-web.jpg http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1712068.1394063254!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/166624734.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-arrested-sex-pit-bull-yard-report-article-1.1712069


Something like this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKXDgg3Ub6TWzv-cpHkt389lMdU4gkiV000mmYBEbsghxyy3sg

[Zool]

This clip has both a toaster and a grapefruit

Edit: Shit it's a radio not a toaster. Brain has failed me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RBwoUbvxx0

[mraynrand]

This clip has both a toaster and a grapefruit

Edit: Shit it's a radio not a toaster. Brain has failed me.

It's easy to get them confused

http://sincerelyannie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/brave-little-toaster.gif