Charles Woodson Does a lot of Wining

[mraynrand]

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he's been doing this for years

[denverYooper]

This makes me want to go for the juggler.

[mraynrand]

This makes me want to go for the juggler.

Only a narcissist like you could be so vein.

[Guiness]

Didn't the NFL rap him on the fingers for this while he was with the Packers? He was told to stop endorsing it as it broke the exclusivity agreement with whatever megaswill brewer is giving them money these days.

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Didn't the NFL rap him on the fingers for this while he was with the Packers? He was told to stop endorsing it as it broke the exclusivity agreement with whatever megaswill brewer is giving them money these days.

i don't think so. it would be a pretty big black eye to the league if they did

i'm pretty sure a very large portion of the profits go to charity

yup, i looked it up. the money goes to the mott childrens hospital in ann arbor (U of M)

[pbmax]

NFL To Charles Woodson: Only We Can Endorse Alcohol (http://deadspin.com/5026974/nfl-to-charles-woodson-only-we-can-endorse-alcohol/all)

[red]

i hate the fucking NFL and goodell

[pbmax]

The NFL and its (active) players don't promote alcohol, but if you must to pay the rights fee, they understand.

[red]

whats next,players aren't allowed to give money to non NFL endorsed charities?

[pbmax]

Charles should arrange to buy some ads on NFL Network. That will open some doors for him.

[mraynrand]

NFL To Charles Woodson: Only We Can Endorse Alcohol (http://deadspin.com/5026974/nfl-to-charles-woodson-only-we-can-endorse-alcohol/all)

Perhaps Charles could endorse only the 87.4% of the product that is non-alcoholic. For example, the tannins, the blackberries, the hint of oak, the delicate nose of moderate length.

[HowardRoark]

Ballad of a Sommelier

In a boîte en carton, behind the poubelle.
Of the bistro, Chez Classe Supérieure.
Dwells an Upper Societal of the Homeless Varietal,
Monsieur Ty, the renowned sommelier.

His defining passion for gastronomie
Is to marry the food to the wine.
His knowledge: historic; his patrons: euphoric;
It’s ridiculous…the man is sublime.

How exceedingly pleasant to dine on young pheasant
From the grill of a ’90 Peugot,
But mon frère what wine, what wine shall it be?
Pinot Gris or a red Sauvignon?

Now from under the bridge, where his brothers all lodge,
Consternation precedes the fowl dining.
The debate is become rancorous, the debaters cantankerous,
As always, when bums debate wining.

“White only with bird! All else is absurd!”
“You’re wrong, you simplistic bastard!”
“Dry!” declares one. “Sweet!” says the next,
A third says, “…as long as we’re plastered…”

Then Ty raises his hand, the bummers all hush,
The master quoth, “Swine!” And then this pearl fell…
“As always…" says he,
"…a nice Muscatel!”



the Swede

[mraynrand]

LOL