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mraynrand
04-26-2014, 10:22 AM
To spend more time with my family. Really, it has nothing to do with hating Madtown, PBmax, the wandering ramblings of Woodbuck or the immoral, debt/bully promoting theories of Tex in FYI. I really want to spend more time cleaning toilets, cooking suburban bourgeoisie burgers, and finding a refrigerator at Lowes with a better ice dispenser and energy star rating.

mraynrand
04-26-2014, 10:23 AM
Sorry, I meant I am resigning. Quitting sounds so defeatist.

pbmax
04-26-2014, 11:01 AM
Madtown released the following statement through PackerRats concerning Rand's board resignation:

For Immediate Release:

Expletive deleted that tiny, pencil-expletive deleted piece of expletive deleted right in the expletive deleted. I hope he [expires] in a flea-infested expletive deleted expletive deleted-hole while three expletive deleted abuse him with expletive deleted.

I will miss the expletive deleted.

mraynrand
04-26-2014, 11:40 AM
^^^ Sounds like a 49er exec.

BZnDallas
04-26-2014, 12:16 PM
To infinity and beyond!

mraynrand
04-26-2014, 03:35 PM
Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.

oldbutnotdeadyet
04-26-2014, 04:35 PM
Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.

How come we didn't get a vote?

Patler
04-26-2014, 07:04 PM
Unfortunately for all of you here at Packerrats my family was unanimous: they don't want me to spend more time with them.

I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?

pbmax
04-26-2014, 07:31 PM
I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Rand's third cousin.

And she says Rand's secret desire is to moderate on the Purple Pride boards with his buddy MNGolf.

They have been texting each on on Mad's Framily Plan.

Freak Out
04-26-2014, 08:06 PM
Start a poll please.

bobblehead
04-26-2014, 08:16 PM
I'm sorry, but we have already moved on. Are you willing to participate in an open competition for your former spot at Packerrats?

NO...there will be no competition, we have moved on. He is welcome to return as a backup poster who can read if it behooves us.

red
04-26-2014, 09:22 PM
Start a poll please.

did someone call my name?

Joemailman
04-26-2014, 10:03 PM
Let Cleft Crusty decide.

RashanGary
04-27-2014, 01:51 AM
Bye mraynrand, enjoy your family, hope to see you around here and there, but if not, its been cool knowing you the last 8-10 years. I wish you the very best and just did a quick prayer for you :)

woodbuck27
04-27-2014, 08:23 AM
Some things never go away.

Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.

ie:

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120603031421/fridaythe13th/images/6/6b/Lrqb666.png

Joemailman
04-27-2014, 09:19 AM
Some things never go away.

Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.



That's okay. We would miss you.

KYPack
04-27-2014, 12:32 PM
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Rand's third cousin.

And she says Rand's secret desire is to moderate on the Purple Pride boards with his buddy MNGolf.

They have been texting each on on Mad's Framily Plan.

According to protocol, he has to go to a Jets board for one year before going to the Purple one.

mraynrand
04-27-2014, 12:54 PM
Bye mraynrand, enjoy your family, hope to see you around here and there, but if not, its been cool knowing you the last 8-10 years. I wish you the very best and just did a quick prayer for you :)

No worries. I'm pretty sure another team will pick me up to teach zone blocking schemes in a city my wife actually likes.

mraynrand
04-27-2014, 12:55 PM
According to protocol, he has to go to a Jets board for one year before going to the Purple one.

No, No! This isn't about vacillating on retirement. This is about 'spending more time with the family'

mraynrand
04-27-2014, 01:02 PM
Some things never go away.

Mean spirits, ghosts and insecure low esteemed attention whores never disappear.

ie:

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120603031421/fridaythe13th/images/6/6b/Lrqb666.png


This isn't a hockey forum. Try to keep up.

pbmax
04-27-2014, 01:23 PM
This isn't a hockey forum. Try to keep up.

Who tried to stop him with bubble gum?

red
04-27-2014, 04:22 PM
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120603031421/fridaythe13th/images/6/6b/Lrqb666.png

what fucking idiot shoots jason with a paintball gun?

woodbuck27
04-27-2014, 08:20 PM
what fucking idiot shoots jason with a paintball gun?



http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/p/paintball_shots-2721.jpg



http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/female-skeleton-ghoul--closeup-kriss-russell.jpg

"M'..."M"..."M"...

The " f " amily guy.

Just Jeff
04-28-2014, 07:16 AM
I just joined recently. Is it too soon to quit? It has nothing to do with family but I do view quite a bit of porn.

Cheesehead Craig
04-28-2014, 07:33 AM
I can only decide on this if you show us a picture of you wearing crocs.

denverYooper
04-28-2014, 08:54 AM
Who tried to stop him with bubble gum?

I thought he was playing paintball.

Zool
04-28-2014, 09:51 AM
I just joined recently. Is it too soon to quit? It has nothing to do with family but I do view quite a bit of porn.

If you ask Mad for access to the Garbage Can, you can combine your interests into one convenient location. Lube is not provided.

mraynrand
04-28-2014, 10:22 AM
If you ask Mad for access to the Garbage Can, you can combine your interests into one convenient location. Lube is not provided.

See The Skinbasket. I bet that's the first thing he stocked in his bunker.

Freak Out
04-28-2014, 10:50 AM
What Ratbowl did I win? Fuck you MTP.

pbmax
04-28-2014, 11:40 AM
I thought he was playing paintball.

Speaking of which, I cannot recommend this movie on Netflix enough. Forget baseball, this will tell you everything you wanted to know about mankind.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_TmpyyWyogI

MadtownPacker
04-28-2014, 02:25 PM
http://youtu.be/jwlYo8EYTWI

woodbuck27
05-02-2014, 04:49 AM
Should "M" be entered in the conversation?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8AXNi4wnI

or ... is it about this conversation and comparison?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gomXiPa0nc8

mraynrand
05-02-2014, 07:49 AM
maskirovka

denverYooper
05-02-2014, 10:59 AM
I'm quilting, Packerrats.

red
05-02-2014, 08:00 PM
maskirovka

did you mean Miartusova? as in ubber hottie porn star Jana Miartušová aka nella?

http://cdn.modelhour.com/photos/nella-m-pic-image-content-37604T.jpg

mraynrand
05-02-2014, 09:48 PM
Маскировка = military deception, hidden/concealed warfare

gbgary
05-04-2014, 08:18 PM
I'm quilting, Packerrats.

:D

Joemailman
05-05-2014, 10:31 PM
I'm quilting, Packerrats.

Nice job.

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2098/2235908486_d5b563e6b0.jpg

MadtownPacker
05-05-2014, 10:40 PM
I quit you bitches too but then I changed my mind.

mraynrand
05-05-2014, 10:42 PM
Madtown 5-3-2014: "I'm quitting on Packerrats"

mraynrand
05-05-2014, 10:43 PM
I quit you bitches too but then I changed my mind.

beat me to it ya bastard

mraynrand
05-05-2014, 10:46 PM
Hey Madtown - enjoy your income of $0.79/day off advertisement!

http://packerrats.com.pandastats.net

woodbuck27
05-05-2014, 11:48 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSllhQybEsFxyNH8_G3Lw011gP8dS2t DljomhAuKVIvGDMwJm3UA

Person on the LHS: Have you heard the news!? mraynrand is quitting Packerrats !

Person in middle: No ! Your shittin' me.

Person on RHS is thinking: and .... Santa is bringing me a puppy next Christmas.

mraynrand
05-06-2014, 06:44 AM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSllhQybEsFxyNH8_G3Lw011gP8dS2t DljomhAuKVIvGDMwJm3UA

Person on the LHS: Have you heard the news!? mraynrand is quitting Packerrats !

Person in middle: No ! Your shittin' me.

Person on RHS is thinking: and .... Santa is bringing me a puppy next Christmas.

Woodbuck: in sync with the thoughts of the insane

Patler
05-06-2014, 07:23 AM
Hey Madtown - enjoy your income of $0.79/day off advertisement!

http://packerrats.com.pandastats.net

WOW!! Only 3,824,883 websites larger than Packerrats. (Whatever that means!)

woodbuck27
05-06-2014, 08:48 AM
WOW!! Only 3,824,883 websites larger than Packerrats. (Whatever that means!)

I classify that in the category:

Too much to us useless information.

woodbuck27
05-06-2014, 08:48 AM
Woodbuck: in sync with the thoughts of the insane

Your getting tired. Really really ... OLD.

WEAK. You've become the Mr. Magoo of the forum.

Failing ...failing...failing .....to reach for quality posts. Your the poster on acid. You've lost some decent pride.

Try to determine some intellect inside of yourself specifically related to the Green Bay Packers and football.

I'll challenge you. I don't think you have it.

mraynrand
05-06-2014, 08:57 AM
Try to determine some intellect inside of yourself specifically related to the Green Bay Packers and football.

I rely on your intellect - and channeling of the insane - for Packer insight. Keep it up!