What the f@(k is a Jesus Fund?

[Deputy Nutz]

Well fuck me sideways and call me Woodbuck, but what the fuck is a Jesus fund? My cousin is asking the family to donate to a Jesus fund where we know someone suffering a tragedy we give them the money. I say fuck that, my idea of a tragedy is a whole fuck load different than someone else's. Oh ya, no questions asked. I mean I come from a good family, but it wouldn't be crazy to think someone might have a meth problem.

[mraynrand]

Oh ya, no questions asked.

ask questions

[SkinBasket]

Buy them a cheeseburger. Bun fuck it before you give it to them though.

[Deputy Nutz]

It smells as bad as rotten cheese made from elephant cum.

[SkinBasket]

It smells as bad as rotten cheese made from elephant cum.

Your penis or the bun?

[mraynrand]

Jesus wept

[MadtownPacker]

This sounds like a great way to make 150k for buying stocks.

[woodbuck27]

Well fuck me sideways and call me Woodbuck, but what the fuck is a Jesus fund? My cousin is asking the family to donate to a Jesus fund where we know someone suffering a tragedy we give them the money. I say fuck that, my idea of a tragedy is a whole fuck load different than someone else's. Oh ya, no questions asked. I mean I come from a good family, but it wouldn't be crazy to think someone might have a meth problem.

Ahh that fund:

If you go by the precedent story.

You gather together 5 barley loaves and two small fish (ie sardines or kippers) and you invite yourself among a gathering of some 5000 men, women and children and stop the belly aching.

The Jesus fund... just another miracle.

[red]

Is this like the human fund?

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