View Full Version : What the f@(k is a Jesus Fund?
Deputy Nutz
12-15-2014, 03:14 PM
Well fuck me sideways and call me Woodbuck, but what the fuck is a Jesus fund? My cousin is asking the family to donate to a Jesus fund where we know someone suffering a tragedy we give them the money. I say fuck that, my idea of a tragedy is a whole fuck load different than someone else's. Oh ya, no questions asked. I mean I come from a good family, but it wouldn't be crazy to think someone might have a meth problem.
mraynrand
12-15-2014, 03:51 PM
Oh ya, no questions asked.
ask questions
SkinBasket
12-15-2014, 04:00 PM
Buy them a cheeseburger. Bun fuck it before you give it to them though.
Deputy Nutz
12-15-2014, 04:16 PM
It smells as bad as rotten cheese made from elephant cum.
SkinBasket
12-16-2014, 08:45 AM
It smells as bad as rotten cheese made from elephant cum.
Your penis or the bun?
mraynrand
12-16-2014, 08:48 AM
Jesus wept
MadtownPacker
12-16-2014, 08:18 PM
This sounds like a great way to make 150k for buying stocks.
woodbuck27
12-17-2014, 06:06 AM
Well fuck me sideways and call me Woodbuck, but what the fuck is a Jesus fund? My cousin is asking the family to donate to a Jesus fund where we know someone suffering a tragedy we give them the money. I say fuck that, my idea of a tragedy is a whole fuck load different than someone else's. Oh ya, no questions asked. I mean I come from a good family, but it wouldn't be crazy to think someone might have a meth problem.
Ahh that fund:
If you go by the precedent story.
You gather together 5 barley loaves and two small fish (ie sardines or kippers) and you invite yourself among a gathering of some 5000 men, women and children and stop the belly aching.
The Jesus fund... just another miracle.
Is this like the human fund?
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