Merry Christmas, Fuckers

[mraynrand]

And a happy new year. I hope you believe in Jesus because, well, I'm a Christian. Enjoy!

[Freak Out]

Happy fucking Christmas asshole.

[George Cumby]

Stole my thread title, fucker.

Merry Christmas, all.

Signed,

A Buddhist.

[MadtownPacker]

A proper thread to celebrate the holidays at PackerRats. Merry Xmas or Happy Holidays if you prefer.

Either way, may all your christmas' be White!!
(Like you have a choice :lol: )

[mraynrand]

Either way, may all your christmas' be Barry White!!
(Like you have a choice :lol: )

FIFY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuULbLTYC0

[Rastak]

FIFY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuULbLTYC0


Actually it's not a white Christmas but a brown one here in Minny.....


Merry Christmas Rats.....

[pbmax]

Need to be West for a white christmas this year.

Merry Christmas Rats!

And Happy Holidays and New Year as well. Will be with In-Law who is Lions fan. Win is a must after the early season debacle and Badger loss to Ohio State (their alma mater). Brutal year so far that will forgotten with win on Sunday.

[KYPack]

The same to you and to everybody one and all!

[Tyrion Lannister]

I am anything but merry. :(

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/festivus1.jpg

[Pugger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddVZOK_9UUI

[Tyrion Lannister]

http://www.yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/festivus1.jpg

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation. :-x

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

[wist43]

http://www.yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/festivus1.jpg

:alc:

[sharpe1027]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation. :-x

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.
Call in sick.

[Tyrion Lannister]

Call in sick.

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

[mraynrand]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Trade your shift or trade jobs. If it's really a burger flipping (burger nuking,more likely) establishment, there are plenty more out there to choose from. Good luck and God bless.

[woodbuck27]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa22MBGkl9o

"All I Really Want For Christmas" | FAMILY GUY |


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz7lMjLPqmE

Family guy- Christmas gone bad


Merry Christmas Packerrats ... Happy Holidays and Be Happy whatever your religious beliefs are.

It's so complicated these days ! Ohh screw it........


MERY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL and ALL I REALLY WANT IS:

A Packer VICTORY over the Detroit Lions ...The Number 2 Seed Baby !!


GO PACKERS ! GO PACK GO !

[woodbuck27]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation. :-x

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.


It's Christmas and being a traditionalist:

"Job 30:24 " Yet does not one in a heap of ruins stretch out his hand "

So ....you have to work Ehh ! ...Here's my Christmas gift for you Packer Fan. Nothing to cheer you up like a rousing work song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OFqzQ6oJbk

Now get in there and flip those burgers and listen to the game with some audio device.

[woodbuck27]

Be Careful ! Have a safe holiday and don't piss off your wife, girlfriend ....MOM !


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9SZIJKULQ

Family Guy - Lois's Christmas Rampage

[KYPack]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Don't believe a word of this.

[denverYooper]

I want to start by telling each one of you how disappointed I am...

Wait, wait... wrong holiday. That was 2 days ago.

Merry Xmas Rats!

[Fritz]

I want to start by telling each one of you how disappointed I am...

Wait, wait... wrong holiday. That was 2 days ago.

Merry Xmas Rats!


Merry Christmas, especially to all you Jewish Rats. And Happy Hannukah to those of the Christian persuasion.

And Happy Kwanza, Mad.

[The Shadow]

Merry Christmas, Rats!

[woodbuck27]

Merry Christmas, especially to all you Jewish Rats. And Happy Hannukah to those of the Christian persuasion.

And Happy Kwanza, Mad.

Ohh Fritz ! :-) X10.

[woodbuck27]

and ............the Winner of the dance contest is...........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyydr4NT6z0

It's Christmas so...............DANCE !

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

Oh, ok Merry Xmas assholes...

[Harlan Huckleby]

Don't believe a word of this.

ahh, you probably don't believe in Santa Claus either

[Harlan Huckleby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddVZOK_9UUI

I think this is the third XMAS you have posted this. It's becoming a tradition.

Just like the sugar free candy my sister sends me every year. Woke up this morning with diarrhea. I suppose it was not necessary to eat entire bag.

I think you should continue posting the do-wop reindeer, and perhaps next year I will exhibit some self-control.

[KYPack]

ahh, you probably don't believe in Santa Claus either

Sure I do.

I was him last nite.

Those little suckers know it's me, but they want to believe so bad, they suspend their disbelief.

Those kids have pure happiness, they are superior beings.

[George Cumby]

Sure I do.

I was him last nite.

Those little suckers know it's me, but they want to believe so bad, they suspend their disbelief.

Those kids have pure happiness, they are superior beings.

Indeed. My eight year old totally gets that Santa is impossible but he believes nonetheless.

Watching my five year old pop bubbles is the best thing ever. 100%, unadulterated joy.

[Pugger]

I think this is the third XMAS you have posted this. It's becoming a tradition.

Just like the sugar free candy my sister sends me every year. Woke up this morning with diarrhea. I suppose it was not necessary to eat entire bag.

I think you should continue posting the do-wop reindeer, and perhaps next year I will exhibit some self-control.

I send it out every year and most get a kick out of it. :-)

[vince]

Indeed. My eight year old totally gets that Santa is impossible but he believes nonetheless.

Watching my five year old pop bubbles is the best thing ever. 100%, unadulterated joy.
Kids are the best, especially at this time of year.

My five year old was both ecstatic and surprised that Santa thought he'd been such a good boy this year. He thinks he pulled one over on him. That little dude is a blast but what a load.

With our first two sons, now 11 and 13, we thought we were some kind of great parents. They were always cool, calm, and collected. Straight A's in school, the whole bit. Then this one comes along and now we know we were just lucky.

They're all different that's for sure - one as awesome as the next though.

Merry Christmas to all of you and your loved ones, and Go Pack Go!

[woodbuck27]

Kids are the best, especially at this time of year.

My five year old was both ecstatic and surprised that Santa thought he'd been such a good boy this year. He thinks he pulled one over on him. That little dude is a blast but what a load.

With our first two sons, now 11 and 13, we thought we were some kind of great parents. They were always cool, calm, and collected. Straight A's in school, the whole bit. Then this one comes along and now we know we were just lucky.

They're all different that's for sure - one as awesome as the next though.

Merry Christmas to all of you and your loved ones, and Go Pack Go!

Why did I imagine you were an older Green Bay Packer fan!?

A man aged > 55 years even > 60 years.

That's not aimed to hurt you Vince. :-)