Tom Crabtree is Retiring

[pbmax]

Tom Crabtree ‏@itsCrab

I'm officially retiring from football. Thanks for all the support and criticism over the years. This means I can do dirty jokes on here now.

[mraynrand]

Tom Crabtree ‏@itsCrab

I'm officially retiring from football. Thanks for all the support and criticism over the years. This means I can do dirty jokes on here now.

It's really a freeing up, it'init? Now we can do all the things we couldn't do. Remember that musical of Jack the Ripper we were gonna do? "You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack!" People should envy us. I envy us.

http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/spinal-tap-4.jpg

[Badgerinmaine]

I always liked him. Smart guy, and I think he'll be just fine post-NFL.