The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[esoxx]

I fear that by watering down the award, the Fuckdoggle will be cosigned to the ash heap of history.

Much like the Bostickler.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I fear that by watering down the award, the Fuckdoggle will be cosigned to the ash heap of history.

Much like the Bostickler.

pffffff. The Bostickler Trophy remains a premier honor precisely because it is rarely awarded. It is similar to the Congressional Medal of Honor.

[George Cumby]

I fear that by watering down the award, the Fuckdoggle will be cosigned to the ash heap of history.

Much like the Bostickler.

The what?

[mraynrand]

pffffff. The Bostickler Trophy remains a premier honor precisely because it is rarely awarded. It is similar to the Congressional Medal of disHonor.

FIFY - if there were such a thing

[sharpe1027]

I fear that by watering down the award, the Fuckdoggle will be cosigned to the ash heap of history.

Much like the Bostickler.

Not having candidates for the weekly award could also temper enthusiasm. It is a careful balancing act.

The Fuckdoggle may die, but it will never be forgotten!

[sharpe1027]

The what?

Try to keep up please.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Not having candidates for the weekly award could also temper enthusiasm. It is a careful balancing act.

The Fuckdoggle may die, but it will never be forgotten!

If the Fuckdoggle died, some virtually unknown substitute would come out of nowhere to take its place and perform even better than the original to the amazement and envy of all involved.

So I'm not worried.:-|

[sharpe1027]

If the Fuckdoggle died, some virtually unknown substitute would come out of nowhere to take its place and perform even better than the original to the amazement and envy of all involved.

So I'm not worried.:-|

Wouldn't this new substitute thereby be transformed into a Fuckdoggle by the very definition of the word? The Fuckdoggle is immortal.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Wouldn't this new substitute thereby be transformed into a Fuckdoggle by the very definition of the word? The Fuckdoggle is immortal.

My point exactly.

[esoxx]

The what?

Currently on page 3 http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?28191-Bostickler-Trophy

[George Cumby]

So we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?

[sharpe1027]

So we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?

Either suck it up and get on board, or get out of the way. There's no room for dead weight on the Barney Fuckdoggle wagon. This thing is just beginning to pick up momentum. Look for the award to be part of the ESPYs soon.

[mraynrand]

So we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?

you pretty much answered your own question, didn't you.

[George Cumby]

Pretty much :-)

[denverYooper]

Either suck it up and get on board, or get out of the way. There's no room for dead weight on the Barney Fuckdoggle wagon. This thing is just beginning to pick up momentum. Look for the award to be part of the ESPYs soon.

I prefer to call it the Fuckwagon.

[pbmax]

I prefer to call it the Fuckwagon.

Cowboys copyrighted that in 1992.

[mraynrand]

Cowboys copyrighted that in 1992.

And the Vikings made it amphibious.

[swede]

So we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?

Eeyeahhh...it's pretty much why I'm back. Let's say you get mad and stomp out of your favorite bar where all the cross-dressing rugby players hang out. After a while you realize that the other bars--while nice--just don't mix toothless and taffeta like the old place.

Repped for best rhetorical question of the day.

[RashanGary]

After two tough losses in a row, I found it hard to read anything Packer related for the last couple days. But I'm mildly constipated at 4:30 am and even though a part of me already felt annoyed with what i was sure to find in this Fuckdoggle thread, I opened it anyway. 15 minutes have already turned into 20 here on the toilet in the early AM, but my spirits are high despite barely pushing out a rabbit sized pile of poo. I learned today that the Fuckdoggle is needed in lean times as well as in victory. Feeling as satisfied in the Fuckdoggle thread as I am in the fact that I didn't need to digitally stimulate my bowlel movement, I happily sign off for now. Fuck you guys, I'm out. Thank you Fuckdoggle's. Thank you.

[smuggler]

Damn JH

[sharpe1027]

The masses have spoken and the arguments are convincing. There is no winner this week.

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open

[George Cumby]

The masses have spoken and the arguments are convincing. There is no winner this week.

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open

Are you feeling ok? You started off as a dictatorial, king slaying usurper and now you are heeding the cries of the rabble. Although I agree with your decision, I am terribly confused by this apparent shift in governance philosophy.

[George Cumby]

After two tough losses in a row, I found it hard to read anything Packer related for the last couple days. But I'm mildly constipated at 4:30 am and even though a part of me already felt annoyed with what i was sure to find in this Fuckdoggle thread, I opened it anyway. 15 minutes have already turned into 20 here on the toilet in the early AM, but my spirits are high despite barely pushing out a rabbit sized pile of poo. I learned today that the Fuckdoggle is needed in lean times as well as in victory. Feeling as satisfied in the Fuckdoggle thread as I am in the fact that I didn't need to digitally stimulate my bowlel movement, I happily sign off for now. Fuck you guys, I'm out. Thank you Fuckdoggle's. Thank you.

Justin, I think we should nominate your post as "Post of the Week". Let's start an official thread about it and hand out fake awards.

I am also impressed you can push out a pile of poo the size of a rabbit. I would like some clarification, however, was your pile of poo the size of an eastern cottontail, a snow shoe hare or a jack rabbit? If the size of the latter, you may wish to seek the advice of a medical professional as I fear there may be something amiss with your lower gastro intesticle tract.

Yours in scatological admiration,

George

[sharpe1027]

Are you feeling ok? You started off as a dictatorial, king slaying usurper and now you are heeding the cries of the rabble. Although I agree with your decision, I am terribly confused by this apparent shift in governance philosophy.

Good. Appearances are important. Who made the final decision?

[red]

abby wins this week, he had a catch

[esoxx]

My how the Fuckdoggle's have fallen.

It's painful to watch.

Much like the Packers offense.

[red]

edit, wrong thread

[red]

pirillo for fuckdongle?

[Maxie the Taxi]

Wait til he catches the game winner.

[smuggler]

Okay. Well, he caught a TD at the end...

[red]

give it to the fat greezy i-talian

[Maxie the Taxi]

Giving a Fuckdoggle to anyone...ANYONE...for a game like this is criminal...a travesty.

[pbmax]

I vote no fuckdoggle in the loss.

[Teamcheez1]

The general consensus is that no award is given in a loss, especially to the Lions.

[mraynrand]

The general consensus is that no award is given in a loss, especially to the Lions.

generally that seems to be the case. Had the Packers won, I would be excited to give it to Perillo. Nobody cares that he scored a TD now. Well, maybe his Mom.

[pbmax]

I care, but not that much.

[denverYooper]

P had a nice catch up the seam for a first down, too. Haven't seen that very much out of anyone on the roster.

[Patler]

Nobody cares that he scored a TD now. Well, maybe his Mom.

Unless she has been reading all the concussion articles, and kind of hoped he would get cut and give up the football dream. Moms can be funny that way.

[mraynrand]

Unless she has been reading all the concussion articles, and kind of hoped he would get cut and give up the football dream. Moms can be funny that way.

http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?28235-The-pressure-to-end-football-is-increasing

[Freak Out]

No Fuckdingle.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Let me get this straight: if Crosby makes the FG, then Perillo deserves the fuckdoggle award. But now he doesn't because .... collective mourning is in order.

This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.

Perillo hardly even made the team - he was a paunchy area semi-pro guy who was signed in a moment of weakness. This guy catches five balls and a critical TD pass, and you won't unpucker your angry anus to give just a little shit?

[mraynrand]

This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.

I remember being quiet, stone-faced and pissed after losing to Tosa East. Nobody on the team wanted to give the scrawny guy who ran his PR a fuckdoggle after that meet either.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Let me get this straight: if Crosby makes the FG, then Perillo deserves the fuckdoggle award. But now he doesn't because .... collective mourning is in order.

This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.

Perillo hardly even made the team - he was a paunchy area semi-pro guy who was signed in a moment of weakness. This guy catches five balls and a critical TD pass, and you won't unpucker your angry anus to give just a little shit?

Yes and no.

[Smidgeon]

Perillo. He was the offense for a drive.

[sharpe1027]

I am passing the B. Fuckdoggle control to the former dictator Mryanrand, you can now come out of hiding. I did not watch the Packer games the past two weeks, which is a first since as long as I can remember. I doubt I will be able to justify watching football in the future for personal/moral reasons. Therefore, I am no longer able to make decisions on the prestigious B. Fuckdoggle award. Best of luck everyone. It was fun while it lasted.

[George Cumby]

So you are quitting and taking your ball and going home?

[Maxie the Taxi]

Thank you for your service.

[Smidgeon]

JC Tretter.

Josh Walker got it for stepping in for Lang and not screwing up. Tretter got the more difficult assignment of replacing the center and (presumably) taking on the line calls.

Yes, he was the penciled starter last year before his injury, but kudos for being ready and barely missing a beat.

[pbmax]

Wow. Good call Smidge. The way the team had been going, you would have thought a change at center would have been catastrophic. In this case, not one failed snap. He was drafted higher than many but injury and replacement have rendered him largely forgotten.

Everyone expects Janis to make plays, the fact that he did, twice, should reaffirm his fuckdoggleness, not disqualify him.

I would split my ballot if so allowed. Co winners this week.

[mraynrand]

I am passing the B. Fuckdoggle control to the former dictator Mryanrand, you can now come out of hiding. I did not watch the Packer games the past two weeks, which is a first since as long as I can remember. I doubt I will be able to justify watching football in the future for personal/moral reasons. Therefore, I am no longer able to make decisions on the prestigious B. Fuckdoggle award. Best of luck everyone. It was fun while it lasted.

What Happened Mr. Sharpe1027? You are quitting and ceding control back to a terrible, corrupt despot. Have you no humanity, sir, at all?

Oh well, shit hawk happens.

Tretter is eligible for Fuckdoggling. There will be no co-awards, no co-championships so long as I control the awarding of the prestigious Fuckdoggle Award. Nor will there be an award following a loss. This is not due to principle, it's just that I will be too bitter, too indisposed to oversee the fuckdoggling dogfuckeling process.

[Maxie the Taxi]

What Happened Mr. Sharpe1027? You are quitting and ceding control back to a terrible, corrupt despot. Have you no humanity, sir, at all?

Oh well, shit hawk happens.

Tretter is eligible for Fuckdoggling. There will be no co-awards, no co-championships so long as I control the awarding of the prestigious Fuckdoggle Award. Nor will there be an award following a loss. This is not due to principle, it's just that I will be too bitter, too indisposed to oversee the fuckdoggling dogfuckeling process.

Finally, a Dictator we can believe in.:knll:How shall we address you, oh Great One? Supreme Leader? Your Majesty? Mr. High and Mighty? Mr. Doggle? Sir Fuck?

[George Cumby]

He's the Hero we deserve. Because he can take it.

[pbmax]

If no co-awards I throw my support to Tretter. Virtually entire game, managed not to screw it up to bad.

If Fuckdoggle requires a stellar play that makes Mr. Magary take notice and sweat profusely, then its Janis.

In fact, forget that. I throw my support to having to make a big play, otherwise no one on the other side notices.

Voting for Janis. Good thing these ballots aren't filled out in ink.

[mraynrand]

Two huge plays in the game had the Viking fans saying "Janis, who the Fuck - doggle is THAT GUY!!!. Damn Packers always seem to come up with these Barney Fuckdoggles out of nowhere to gash the hell out of us!!!"

Janis it is. No two ways - or faces - about it.

[mraynrand]

He's the Hero we deserve. Because he can take it.

We will rule with benevolence and mercy

http://craftylovejr.com/Stills/Your%20new%20chief%20surgeon.png

[Fritz]

Two huge plays in the game had the Viking fans saying "Janis, who the Fuck - doggle is THAT GUY!!!. Damn Packers always seem to come up with these Barney Fuckdoggles out of nowhere to gash the hell out of us!!!"

Janis it is. No two ways - or faces - about it.


I say Tretter. Vikings fans saw that first string center go out, and they had visions of seeing Aaron Rodgers flat on his back, just like he had been the last three weeks. They had visions of Eddie Lacey gaining more pounds than yards in the game. They saw wreckage and delirium.

Then this Ivy-League nobody came on, some fuckdoggle back up, and he steadied the line, and, if anything, may have played better than the guy he replaced. They saw Eddie Lacey eating chunks of yards, they saw Rodgers with two...three....four....five seconds of time. They saw their hopes dashed. Another one of those damn Barney Fuckdoggles, out of nowhere.

[Patler]

From:

http://www.packersnews.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/insidersblog/2015/11/23/jc-tretter-shows-packers-offensive-line-depth/76281598/


Tretter played 66 snaps, including 34 as a pass blocker. He only allowed one quarterback hurry, with no sacks or hits, according to Pro Football Focus.

I rest my case.

[pbmax]

From:

http://www.packersnews.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/insidersblog/2015/11/23/jc-tretter-shows-packers-offensive-line-depth/76281598/



I rest my case.

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

[denverYooper]

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

You mean another long strider at WR.

[smuggler]

If anything, Janis is probably faster than Jordy. Just... inferior in many other ways.

[Patler]

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

PI does not a Fuckdoggle make. Viking fans likely were screaming at their own idiot DB, or at the official who "got the call wrong." Doubt any even bothered to figure out who the Packer player was. Janis didn't do anything except come back for an under thrown ball.

KO returns just happen some time, like when the Packers gave up a 60 yarder to an O-lineman.

No, Viking fans were licking their chops when the realized a backup center would play 3/4+ of the game. I could even see the drool on their chins when the camera panned the stands.

[Guiness]

If anything, Janis is probably faster than Jordy. Just... inferior in many other ways.

He is WAY ahead in the porn start mustache department!

[George Cumby]

Tretter. End of story.

Bill Schroeder 2.0 gets it when he scores the game winning TD.

[mraynrand]

Tretter. End of story.

Bill Schroeder 2.0 gets it when he scores the game winning TD.

I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.

[pbmax]

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open
Week 10: Open
Week 11: Jeff Janis

I can see the season recap on NFL Films. It was a dark three week October stretch for the Green Bay Fuckdoggles. It was a dark 3 week stretch for the Green Bay franchise as well.

This just in: Packers 6-0 in weeks they have a fuckdoggle.

[Maxie the Taxi]

I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.

Just to be clear, Rand, did you want that sum we agreed on in two large bills or a bunch of tens?

[George Cumby]

I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.

You lack the polish, style and grace of your predecessor. Time to up your game, tyrant.

Do we need the torches and pitchforks?

[3irty1]

I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.

"Is Jordy Janis going to play?"

- my trolling viking fan friend last week

[Patler]

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.


He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.

[bobblehead]

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open
Week 10: Open
Week 11: Jeff Janis

I can see the season recap on NFL Films. It was a dark three week October stretch for the Green Bay Fuckdoggles. It was a dark 3 week stretch for the Green Bay franchise as well.

This just in: Packers 6-0 in weeks they have a fuckdoggle.

Really? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!

[pbmax]

Some endnotes:

1 Jones was ruled ineligible due to his previous accomplishments.
2 Past fuckdoggle performance does not guarantee future results
3 Packer losses generally obviate the awarding of a fuckdoggle as the opposing fan doesn't care

[Maxie the Taxi]

He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.

As someone commented earlier, this is the very essence of the Fuckdoggle!

[George Cumby]

As someone commented earlier, this is the very essence of the Fuckdoggle!

Say what?

The essence of the FuckDoggle is to defy expectations. We expect Bill Schroeder 2.0 to drop passes thrown to him.

Go back and read the Canon.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Really? Nate Palmer was the official week 1 Fuckdoggle? James Jones came off the street after being cut twice in less than a year and fuckdoggled the shit outta Da Bears! Screw this, the fuckdoggle is officially a farce!

Wait, you're bitching about week 1 nearly 3 months later?

[Maxie the Taxi]

Say what?

The essence of the FuckDoggle is to defy expectations. We expect Bill Schroeder 2.0 to drop passes thrown to him.

Go back and read the Canon.
With all due respect, our expectations were that 1) Janis would never be seen on offense; and 2) Janis would never be thrown to.:-)

[Joemailman]

He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.

I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.

[mraynrand]

He turned the game around by running down the field and NOT catching a pass that was thrown to him? Cobb must have been trying to turn the game around on 7 of the 9 throws to him.


OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.

[Maxie the Taxi]

OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch. Do that and our deal's off. ...Just saying.

[mraynrand]

Do that and our deal's off. ...Just saying.

What deal? Are you threatening me? Go write you Magna Carta, see if I care!

[mraynrand]

I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.

Absolutely Janis helped draw that penalty. He tracked the ball and moved back to it, making the contact totally obvious.

[Maxie the Taxi]

What deal? Are you threatening me? Go write you Magna Carta, see if I care!
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnsjn2Qq1iNbOFmotnVbUx8ElhocUF0 HFAOGdiHc3Nui8mSuSr

[Fritz]

OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.


Don't start getting this mixed up with the Bostickler.

[mraynrand]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnsjn2Qq1iNbOFmotnVbUx8ElhocUF0 HFAOGdiHc3Nui8mSuSr

I know what kind of war you're capable of waging. You don't have the weapons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKcdlj-Uiw

[mraynrand]

Don't start getting this mixed up with the Bostickler.

Not possible. That is in a category all it's own.

The play that will live on in infamy:

http://www.le100yard.it/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Brandon-Bostick.jpg

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/grab-2015-01-18-17h43m15s102.jpg?w=1000&h=563

[Fritz]

That dumbass. I still think about that once in a while.

If I remember, had he let that go through and Jordy gotten it - or had the dude hung onto the damn ball - the Packers would've had it, up 19-14, with just over two minutes left. And how many timeouts did Seattle have left at that point?

Christ. It still makes me sick. But then again, I still throw up in my mouth a little bit when I remember the 4th and 26.

[Patler]

OK, OK. So we can award the Dogglefuck to Cobb for screwing the pooch.

I can get behind that, er....I mean....I can endorse that. (Not sure I want to "get behind" a Dogglefuck for Cobb, whatever that is!)

[Patler]

I didn't see the play. Did he force the penalty by being open downfield? If so, I don't see how that compares to Cobb dropping passes.

Actually, Rodgers forced the penalty by underthrowing Janis by a mile.

[Joemailman]

Actually, Rodgers forced the penalty by underthrowing Janis by a mile.

So, Janis forced the penalty by properly recognizing a back shoulder throw? :)

[bobblehead]

Wait, you're bitching about week 1 nearly 3 months later?

I like to fully ponder my position before stating it publicly...and about that Favre game against the Bears in the storm......

[pbmax]

Lotta candidates this week.

1. Tretter steps up again. One bad call, otherwise was clean with good snaps. Also notice they were able to run later in game with him.
2. Crockett with two nice runs.
3. Bach comes back after leg injury to keep Rodgers alive.
4. Maxie suggests entire team for comeback.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Lotta candidates this week.

1. Tretter steps up again. One bad call, otherwise was clean with good snaps. Also notice they were able to run later in game with him.
2. Crockett with two nice runs.
3. Bach comes back after leg injury to keep Rodgers alive.
4. Maxie suggests entire team for comeback.

Plus, Ryan played a hell of a game. I do like the whole team idea.

[beveaux1]

I think Crockett got the offense rolling. He provided the spark. I vote Crockett.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I like DickRod, who the hell was he before the game. Didn't he like double his season output in just this one game?

[King Friday]

Rodgers is our starting TE...regardless of how mediocre he may be outside of hail mary scenarios. I can't see him being eligible as a fuckdoggle.

I vote for Ryan. Crockett is certainly a guy who has potential to nab a future award this year.

[Patler]

How about the Fuckdoggle right guard?

[Bossman641]

DickRod. For a guy who was averaging like 7 yards per catch, he sure stretched the field

[mraynrand]

This is gonna be a tough one. I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team. A couple few runs with excitement while Lacy (fat) questionable (4 for 5 yards) sits on the sidelines pondering his weight gain. Croc's situation is like that night when the college b-ball coach gets pissed at the crappy effort of his starters and clears the bench, putting in 8-12, just to make a point. And they run around like madmen for a few minutes, get the starters all riled up and then they win the game.

Ryan was effective, but no splash plays. If he had stopped Tate on that fourth down....

[pbmax]

How about the Fuckdoggle right guard?

I nearly put him in the post, but he had one play he got trucked. Otherwise he was not mentioned. And he was playing when the run game did find a couple of holes. I could see it.

He is a good candidate precisely because he barely made the team last year and looked like a basket case at times. He is much improved this year.

[pbmax]

This is gonna be a tough one. I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team. A couple few runs with excitement while Lacy (fat) questionable (4 for 5 yards) sits on the sidelines pondering his weight gain. Croc's situation is like that night when the college b-ball coach gets pissed at the crappy effort of his starters and clears the bench, putting in 8-12, just to make a point. And they run around like madmen for a few minutes, get the starters all riled up and then they win the game.

Ryan was effective, but no splash plays. If he had stopped Tate on that fourth down....

Crockett does have the best story. Was promoted only yesterday, announced today.

[mraynrand]

How about the Fuckdoggle right guard?

Lane Taylor was just OK. Not sure, but some runs got blowed up on that side. Still, I bet he was surprised to find himself in there...

[Maxie the Taxi]

This is gonna be a tough one. I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team. A couple few runs with excitement while Lacy (fat) questionable (4 for 5 yards) sits on the sidelines pondering his weight gain. Croc's situation is like that night when the college b-ball coach gets pissed at the crappy effort of his starters and clears the bench, putting in 8-12, just to make a point. And they run around like madmen for a few minutes, get the starters all riled up and then they win the game.

Ryan was effective, but no splash plays. If he had stopped Tate on that fourth down....

I don't give a Fuckdoggle!!!

[Bossman641]

This is gonna be a tough one. I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team. A couple few runs with excitement while Lacy (fat) questionable (4 for 5 yards) sits on the sidelines pondering his weight gain. Croc's situation is like that night when the college b-ball coach gets pissed at the crappy effort of his starters and clears the bench, putting in 8-12, just to make a point. And they run around like madmen for a few minutes, get the starters all riled up and then they win the game.

Ryan was effective, but no splash plays. If he had stopped Tate on that fourth down....

I sure hope we hear what got Lacy in the doghouse this week. Did he punch a coach? Down 4 turkeys thanksgiving night? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team.

The fuckdoggle has turned into the best backup in a game where Packers manage to win.

Croc was certainly prime candidate, but how much did he do?

[Maxie the Taxi]

The fuckdoggle has turned into the best backup in a game where Packers manage to win. In that case, give the Fuckdoggle to Harlan for starting a thread about a backup to a backup to a backup...or something.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Crockett had 5 carries for 22 yards. A nice showing.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Of course it was on a night where Lacy and Starks combined for 19 yards on 14 carries.

[KYPack]

I sure hope we hear what got Lacy in the doghouse this week. Did he punch a coach? Down 4 turkeys thanksgiving night? Inquiring minds want to know.

I wonder if Eddy lost a bout with the scales and made a little trip to the doghouse?

[Fritz]

This is gonna be a tough one. I'm leaning strongly towards Croc. Think about it. The guy is on the PS yesterday. He gets activated. Then, he comes in the game in the second half and energizes the team. A couple few runs with excitement while Lacy (fat) questionable (4 for 5 yards) sits on the sidelines pondering his weight gain. Croc's situation is like that night when the college b-ball coach gets pissed at the crappy effort of his starters and clears the bench, putting in 8-12, just to make a point. And they run around like madmen for a few minutes, get the starters all riled up and then they win the game.

Ryan was effective, but no splash plays. If he had stopped Tate on that fourth down....


Definitely Crockett. The guy comes out of nowhere, energized the run game, and pumps up the fans in our corner after a kickoff. He had some wiggle and gained yards when neither Starks nor the Fatman could do so. He really did provide a spark.

To me, this one's a no-brainer. It's Crockett.

[MadScientist]

Crockett is a nice story, but nothing that really jumped out as a noteworthy player. I'm thinking Walker or Tretter might be worthy. They each whiffed on their first plays, but held up after that. Given the game situation, I expected Rodgers to be pummeled behind a line that had only 1 starter left, and even he was on the injury report.

[mraynrand]

Crockett is a nice story, but nothing that really jumped out as a noteworthy player. I'm thinking Walker or Tretter might be worthy. They each whiffed on their first plays, but held up after that. Given the game situation, I expected Rodgers to be pummeled behind a line that had only 1 starter left, and even he was on the injury report.

there's no way in hell I'm giving the o-line any damn award. Except maybe Bacteria who gutted it out to finish the game - otherwise they were toast. Bac held his own against Ziggy Anslaught.

I'm going with Crockett, and there's not thing one you can do about it. :satan:

[red]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we're gonna give it to a guy who had 5 carries for 22 yards or whatever it was

[ThunderDan]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we're gonna give it to a guy who had 5 carries for 22 yards or whatever it was

I think we tried to give it to Janis for not making a catch.

[George Cumby]

Let us not get caught up in the euphoria of a dramatic win.

Just because it's a W doesn't mean the BFD must be awarded.

If the criteria of an opposing fan saying "who the fuck is this FuckDoggle guy" isn't met, then the award isn't merited.

Fritz is uniquely qualified in this instance to make comment and I will defer to his boots on the ground perspective as should all right thinking Rats.

[ThunderDan]

I think it should be Jake Ryan.

He had 10 tackles to lead the D and recovered the Peppers strip sack.

[mraynrand]

Let us not get caught up in the euphoria of a dramatic win.

Just because it's a W doesn't mean the BFD must be awarded.

If the criteria of an opposing fan saying "who the fuck is this FuckDoggle guy" isn't met, then the award isn't merited.

Fritz is uniquely qualified in this instance to make comment and I will defer to his boots on the ground perspective as should all right thinking Rats.

Sorry, I am not right-thinking.

[George Cumby]

Tell us something we don't know.

[mraynrand]

Tell us something we don't know.

I've been to 4 Selena Gomez concerts

[George Cumby]

:lol:

[Freak Out]

I think it should be Jake Ryan.

He had 10 tackles to lead the D and recovered the Peppers strip sack.

Well...didn't he total fuck up and leave Ebron uncovered for the TD? He can win both awards this week.

[beveaux1]

Crockett energized the offense when they had absolutely no life in the entire first half. He was an undrafted free agent who was one day removed from the practice squad. He had more yards on the ground than our top two running backs. Isn't he the definition of a FuckDoggle?

[Patler]

Sure, give it to the pretty boy that gets to carry the football. :-)
Forget the fact that he was able to nap in the first half, and probably didn't play enough to warrant washing his uniform.

Just ignore the anonymous undrafted slug who got his first NFL start ever, played every snap on offense because of injuries to two starters, and played well enough to keep Rodgers alive and in the game to make his 70 yard throw. Just ignore the fact that it was he and his anonymous friends who opened the holes for pretty boy to run through, and probably for Lacy and Starks, too, if they had only looked for them.:-)

[Smidgeon]

I sure hope we hear what got Lacy in the doghouse this week. Did he punch a coach? Down 4 turkeys thanksgiving night? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm starting to wonder if Lacy is in the presumed Adams' category of not preparing enough. Or if he was one of the main culprits instead of Adams.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Chiefs at Packers: The Packers have a knack for having unheralded players step up and play well when it matters most and it is fucking INFURIATING. I would like the loss of a star player to crush them. But NO… no, they always have some asshole behind him ready to go because they’re committed to internal player development because they’re so goddamn PERFECT. Bah! I want scrubs to be SCRUBS. I want to be able to laugh at a rival team for having to put Barney Fuckdoggle in at corner or whatever. It’s a real let-down when Barney turns into a hidden gem, and Collinsworth is like, “You know, Al. I think I really LIKE this Fuckdoggle guy!” That never happens with my team. With my team, the shitty players are shitty.

Like I said earlier, I don't give a Fuckdoggle: Rand does. But if we go back to the source I think the decision is clear: John Crockett. He is everything that is in bold print above except the last, the Collinsworth "dagger" if you will.

Well, I humbly submit that I heard that dagger comment, admittedly not from Collinsworth, but from the next best thing: Phil Simms. I distinctly remember during the telecast that Simms said: "You know, Jim. I think I really LIKE this Crockett guy!”

Of course, anyone who really gives a Fuckdoggle can go back and check the video tape, but I swear I heard it. Scout's honor.

[mraynrand]

Sure, give it to the pretty boy that gets to carry the football. :-)
Forget the fact that he was able to nap in the first half, and probably didn't play enough to warrant washing his uniform.

Just ignore the anonymous undrafted slug who got his first NFL start ever, played every snap on offense because of injuries to two starters, and played well enough to keep Rodgers alive and in the game to make his 70 yard throw. Just ignore the fact that it was he and his anonymous friends who opened the holes for pretty boy to run through, and probably for Lacy and Starks, too, if they had only looked for them.:-)

Ya know, that Lane Taylor guy is deserving of something. He played OK. Sure the run game was garbage, but maybe that was Lacy. Something makes me not want to give him the FD. Maybe it is that he didn't want to talk to me about the tight ends, possibly because he thought I mistook him for a TE, which I may have actually done. Anywho, I'll go back in the broadcast, and if Phil Sims or Jim Nancyboy said something to the effect of "I really like this Barney Fuckdoggle guy here" about Croc, then he gets the FD.

[Maxie the Taxi]

POINT OF ORDER:
Did anyone else here see Crockett give Arod a friendly pat on the helmet when the play was over? I think Crockett took the handoff wrong from Arod or something. After he gained 5 yards or so he came back to Arod and sort of smacked the top of Arod's helmet as if to say: "Don't worry, Bro. No harm no foul." I laughed out loud when he did it. Anal Arod was probably about to scold him. LOL

Crockett should get the Fuckdoggle for that move alone! LOL

[Patler]

Chiefs at Packers: The Packers have a knack for having unheralded players step up and play well when it matters most and it is fucking INFURIATING. I would like the loss of a star player to crush them. But NO… no, they always have some asshole behind him ready to go because they’re committed to internal player development because they’re so goddamn PERFECT. Bah! I want scrubs to be SCRUBS. I want to be able to laugh at a rival team for having to put Barney Fuckdoggle in at corner or whatever. It’s a real let-down when Barney turns into a hidden gem, and Collinsworth is like, “You know, Al. I think I really LIKE this Fuckdoggle guy!” That never happens with my team. With my team, the shitty players are shitty. Like I said earlier, I don't give a Fuckdoggle: Rand does. But if we go back to the source I think the decision is clear: John Crockett. He is everything that is in bold print above except the last, the Collinsworth "dagger" if you will.

Well, I humbly submit that I heard that dagger comment, admittedly not from Collinsworth, but from the next best thing: Phil Simms. I distinctly remember during the telecast that Simms said: "You know, Jim. I think I really LIKE this Crockett guy!”

Of course, anyone who really gives a Fuckdoggle can go back and check the video tape, but I swear I heard it. Scout's honor.

I disagree! Crockett wasn't in because they lost anyone, he was in because the starter and backup were playing like crap. He shouldn't qualify from the get-go!

They didn't have to put Crockett in, they wanted to put him in. If he had done nothing, the Packers could have gone back to their starter. That's NOT a Fuckdoggle!

They had to play Taylor, or an even scrubbier scrub. They were stuck with him for the game!

[George Cumby]

I disagree! Crockett wasn't in because they lost anyone, he was in because the starter and backup were playing like crap. He shouldn't qualify from the get-go!

They didn't have to put Crockett in, they wanted to put him in. If he had done nothing, the Packers could have gone back to their starter. That's NOT a Fuckdoggle!

They had to play Taylor, or an even scrubbier scrub. They were stuck with him for the game!

Who's this Taylor guy?

[Maxie the Taxi]

I disagree! Crockett wasn't in because they lost anyone, he was in because the starter and backup were playing like crap. He shouldn't qualify from the get-go!

They didn't have to put Crockett in, they wanted to put him in. If he had done nothing, the Packers could have gone back to their starter. That's NOT a Fuckdoggle!

They had to play Taylor, or an even scrubbier scrub. They were stuck with him for the game!

I think you're letting your lawyer mode get the best of you. Of course they had to put him in because the Fat Guy WAS lost, i.e., he was hibernating in the doghouse. Starks was "lost" because he was fumbling. Ergo, Crockett was in the game. Motives for why a guy is "lost" are unimportant. What IS important is the fact that the starter guy is "lost" and the scrub is in the game.

Patler, did you see the friendly tap on the helmet that Crockett delivered to Arod? Did Taylor make such an endearing and bodacious gesture? Did Simms say he was impressed by Taylor's presence in the game? These last two points are critically important to the integrity of the Fuckdoggle.:-)

[Maxie the Taxi]

Who's this Taylor guy?

There you go. Taylor's performance was so nondescript and anonymous that you didn't even know he played. I don't know Taylor either. If he's any relation to Aaron, we might be worth a second thought though.

[Smidgeon]

There you go. Taylor's performance was so nondescript and anonymous that you didn't even know he played. I don't know Taylor either. If he's any relation to Aaron, we might be worth a second thought though.

But that's exactly what you want out of offensive linemen. To be so unoffensive their names are never mentioned.

[Maxie the Taxi]

But that's exactly what you want out of offensive linemen. To be so unoffensive their names are never mentioned.You've got a point. OLinemen are generally indistinct. Maybe the correct approach to determining their effectiveness should be to analyze the name recognition of the defensive player the OLineman is supposed to be blocking. We might also analyze the time Arod spent on his back during the game and study film to determine how he got there.

Since I heard the names of Ziggy Ansah, Jason Jones, Devin Taylor and Haloti Ngata pretty often yesterday I'd say the case against our Olinemen is pretty damning. I haven't researched Arod's ground time.

[Patler]

Per McGinn's "grading":


Lane Taylor played for the first time since August. He used his bulk and improving strength and balance on three successful runs against powerful old pro Haloti Ngata and his poise to neutralize Ziggy Ansah on a pair of stunts. He demolished former Packer Khyri Thornton on a 12-yard run, too. His day also included 1½ "bad" runs and 1½ pressures.

More good than bad. Six positive plays mentioned by McGinn is quite good. No sacks, knockdowns or hits (which McGinn always seems to mention). One bad run and one pressure, with partial responsibility for another of each is a pretty good performance for their #8 OL, who started only because Barclay was already starting for Bulaga and Tretter was gimpy and backing up a gimpy Linsley.

[Fritz]

Kyri Thornton did get either a sack or a tackle for a loss, I don't remember which.

[Harlan Huckleby]

there's no way in hell I'm giving the o-line any damn award.

fatist

[Patler]

Kyri Thornton did get either a sack or a tackle for a loss, I don't remember which.

Could have been Taylor's bad run, or might have been against Barclay, who McGinn had down for 7 1/2 pressures, including at least 2 sacks.

[smuggler]

Kyri Thornton did get either a sack or a tackle for a loss, I don't remember which.

According to NFL.com, neither.

[mraynrand]

Kyri Thornton did get either a sack or a tackle for a loss, I don't remember which.

he was credited with one sackle.

[Joemailman]

Could have been Taylor's bad run, or might have been against Barclay, who McGinn had down for 7 1/2 pressures, including at least 2 sacks.

7 1/2 pressures is incredible. Packers def need to draft a Tackle this year.

[smuggler]

So, if I were going to get a custom PACKERS jersey with the name Fuckdoggle, which number would I choose?

[Fritz]

So, if I were going to get a custom PACKERS jersey with the name Fuckdoggle, which number would I choose?


Pie. Or one-half.

[Smidgeon]

So, if I were going to get a custom PACKERS jersey with the name Fuckdoggle, which number would I choose?

00

[Maxie the Taxi]

So, if I were going to get a custom PACKERS jersey with the name Fuckdoggle, which number would I choose?

?

[Joemailman]

46 - last guy to be activated for game day.

[smuggler]

Doublepost. Whoops!

[smuggler]

http://packerrats.com/image.php?u=40&dateline=1449797038&type=profile

It just fits! (10-character maximum)

[Harlan Huckleby]

Pie. Or one-half.

It would be the ratio of the crust length to the length of two slices.

[pbmax]

Vikingkiller

Taxisquad

Drewmagary

Barney

[mraynrand]

Janis for ST. Very nice tackles on Lucky http://video.solobuonumore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/un-brufolo-gigante-sul-collo.jpg

[Joemailman]

MM just said Janis was a beast. I think that settles it.

[esoxx]

Yup. Congratulations Barney Janis!

Your Fuckdoggle Award awaits you.

[Freak Out]

Rand. WTF?

[mraynrand]

Rand. WTF?

I know - that's sort of an unLucky Whitehead...

[pbmax]

I know - that's sort of an unLucky Whitehead...

Looks more like an alien infestation.


http://media.agonybooth.com/images/articles/Star_Trek/The_Next_Generation/Conspiracy/startrekthenextgenerationconspiracy.0301.jpg

[Harlan Huckleby]

I move that Rand and pbmax be suspended for a week.

[George Cumby]

Second.

[Fritz]

I know - that's sort of an unLucky Whitehead...


He's got a cousin who'll be in next year's draft, and he's supposed to be even better than Lucky.

Serendipitous Pimple.

[mraynrand]

OK, I think Tretter deserves the Fuckdoggle, but since there are no rules, I give a Fuckdoggle Jr. Playoff honorable mention to Gunter. Good to have a playoff win to celebrate and a reason to distribute a Fuckdoggle award or two.

[Guiness]

OK, I think Tretter deserves the Fuckdoggle, but since there are no rules, I give a Fuckdoggle Jr. Playoff honorable mention to Gunter. Good to have a playoff win to celebrate and a reason to distribute a Fuckdoggle award or two.

One post. You make one post and think that's the end of the FD discussion for the week? Who made you the Queen of England? There's a whole other thread about this!

[George Cumby]

What round was Tretter drafted? Plus he's started a bunch of games. No on Tretter. Give it to Hilarious Gunter.

[Guiness]

What round was Tretter drafted? Plus he's started a bunch of games. No on Tretter. Give it to Hilarious Gunter.

I think Bakh was 4th round, Tretter was 5th? I don't think he started a game before this year when he started against Dallas and Oakland.

[George Cumby]

Hmmm. Could be. I thought he was a fourth rounder.

Yup. Just checked. Fourth rounder.

[Guiness]

Hmmm. Could be. I thought he was a fourth rounder.

Yup. Just checked. Fourth rounder.

Tretter and Bakh in the same round then? I'm pretty sure Bakh was 4th round and I know he was picked before Tretter.

yup
4 109 Green Bay Packers David Bakhtiari
4 122 Green Bay Packers J. C. Tretter

[Patler]

When a backup center in his third year, with only a handful of starts this season at center, moves out to left tackle and outplays a tackle who has 23 starts at RT, and an all pro LG who tried the LT position in the two games before him, he deserves the award.

[mraynrand]

One post. You make one post and think that's the end of the FD discussion for the week? Who made you the Queen of England? There's a whole other thread about this!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

[Guiness]

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

But you're not King, your the Queen!

Too funny though, I just made a Python reference to one of my kids who said I was beating a dead horse with some teasing about one of their screwups. I responded with it's not dead yet and a clip of "I'm feeling better. I think I'll go for a walk"

[Guiness]

When a backup center in his third year, with only a handful of starts this season at center, moves out to left tackle and outplays a tackle who has 23 starts at RT, and an all pro LG who tried the LT position in the two games before him, he deserves the award.

Did Sitton get moved out there vs the Cards?

[mraynrand]

Did Sitton get moved out there vs the Cards?

No, but they eventually replaced Walker with Tretter at RT. Probably should have put Tretter at LT and Barclay at RT, but it was far too late anyway.

[George Cumby]

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Just because some damp Trollop throws a kitchen knife at you is no basis for supreme executive authority.

[pbmax]

If I claimed I was Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!

~Dennis

[red]

thats what i'm on about, did you see him repressing me?

[SkinBasket]

I give a Fuckdoggle Jr. Playoff honorable mention to Gunter.

Gunter played like fucking Orgalorg yesterday. I don't know what all you queers talk about in here, but Gunter is a great black cornerback, and deserves your stupid award.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/a64a995542ad77c9c953d81b7f5307e0/tumblr_npmzvnFiY41u9ru6ro8_1280.gif

[mraynrand]

Gunter played like fucking Orgalorg yesterday. I don't know what all you queers talk about in here, but Gunter is a great black cornerback, and deserves your stupid award.

Nice attempt to distance yourself from this place and our common dysfunction. No one is buying it. Still, Gunter appreciates your support, I'm sure.

[red]

all i see is 5 titties in that picture

[Guiness]

No, but they eventually replaced Walker with Tretter at RT. Probably should have put Tretter at LT and Barclay at RT, but it was far too late anyway.

Patler said Sitton played LT the two previous games. You implying he's wrong?:duel:

[pbmax]

Wait, are you saying we are all queers or we all watch Cartoon Network?

/one of those is probably true

[pbmax]

Back to topic, I don't know how Gunter doesn't see the field more. I did not see every snap but the kid is an octopus.

[Joemailman]

Back to topic, I don't know how Gunter doesn't see the field more. I did not see every snap but the kid is an octopus.

4 times the chance he'll get called for holding.

[CaptainKickass]

Did Larry McCarren just steal the Fuckdoggle?


http://www.packers.com/media-center/videos/Chalk-Talk-And-the-Fireman-Award-goes-to/55759a6c-2d7f-493c-a1c9-c38423ebcce2

[Patler]

When a backup center in his third year, with only a handful of starts this season at center, moves out to left tackle and outplays a tackle who has 23 starts at RT, and an all pro LG who tried the LT position in the two games before him, he deserves the award.


Patler said Sitton played LT the two previous games. You implying he's wrong?:duel:

You misread, or I wrote inartfully. What I meant by the above is that the RT (Barclay) and the all pro LG (Sitton) played at LT in the two games before Tretter played there. Barclay played one and Sitton played the other.

[Patler]

Did Larry McCarren just steal the Fuckdoggle?


http://www.packers.com/media-center/videos/Chalk-Talk-And-the-Fireman-Award-goes-to/55759a6c-2d7f-493c-a1c9-c38423ebcce2

Fess up guys! Which of you is really Larry McCarren?

[Cheesehead Craig]

Fess up guys! Which of you is really Larry McCarren?

I don't know, but I'm Spartacus

[mraynrand]

Fess up guys! Which of you is really Larry McCarren?

Seriously? 'Fireman?' Gosh Larry, did it take about 3 seconds to come up with that compelling moniker? Dull, dull, dull. And stop giving people the finger.

[George Cumby]

I! Am Spartacus!

[George Cumby]

Wait, are you saying we are all queers or we all watch Cartoon Network?

/one of those is probably true

*raises hand meekly*

[Maxie the Taxi]

Fess up guys! Which of you is really Larry McCarren?If I were McCarren, I'd have given the award to Janis.

[Fritz]

You read it here, first: Abbrederis wins the Fuckdoggle Award tonight.

[Patler]

If I were McCarren, I'd have given the award to Janis.

Do you really expect an old Packer center to give an award to a "pretty boy" wide receiver when there is a perfectly good "fat and ugly" OL candidate to give it to?

[smuggler]

Seriously? 'Fireman?' Gosh Larry, did it take about 3 seconds to come up with that compelling moniker? Dull, dull, dull. And stop giving people the finger.

He can't come right out and say Barney Fuckdoggle on Packers.com

[mraynrand]

^^^ Larry McCarren is officially a paid shill. He's very limited now in what he can critique or promote. He certainly couldn't direct people to Packerrats! :)

[woodbuck27]

I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.

OK.

I posted this name on at least two posts. I feel he's fully qualified as a fit for 'the Fuckdoodle Awrd an Official Award..an esteemed Award' as well. It's got to be awarded to JC Tretter.

He even uses Initials to replace his Parent given Christian names. They must be an atrocious embarrassment to him something not Waspish enough like Juan Carlos living in a small town where all the tall buildings are churchs. I feel Juan Carlos is a sexy name......any given Chrictian names such. All the same I'm not JC Tretter....the next Fuckdoodle Award Winner.

Congrat's JC...you deserve it.

JC must be a cover for something?? You know the scoop.

" Have you tried the Juan carlos lately? mmmm it's so good !"

Too many of them will knock you on your ass. Trust me.

It's made with 2 Oz. Yup 2 full ounces of fine Tequila .....ohh shit any tequila and 1/2 Oz of squeezed lemon juice; and the same 1/2 Oz. of Lime Juice....poured over crushed ice and then flushed to the top and a fizz with (g and c) grenadine and cranberry juice pre-mixed to taste.

You can substitute for the (g and c) as you prefer. 7 Up works well.

Great as a two beer and a Juan Carlos chaser.

Try about three rounds of this and your girlfriend (wife) better have stayed sober because your busted to drive.

I recommend J. C. Tretter - Joseph Carl Tretter, Jr.as theb award winner in the Wild Card Game victory over the Washington Redskins.

[Joemailman]

I don't care if the Pack lost. Janis deserves the Fuckdoggle.

[mraynrand]

I don't care if the Pack lost. Janis deserves the Fuckdoggle.

yeah sure, why not

[esoxx]

But who gets the Bostickler trophy?

Shields for clanging the easy INT or stubby for having no sack?

[mraynrand]

But who gets the Bostickler trophy?

Shields for clanging the easy INT or stubby for having no sack?

leave that to Harlan in the cold light of a winless dawn.

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

leave that to Harlan in the cold light of a winless dawn.

Stubby for waiting until the last game of the year, and then only cause Cobb and adams got hurt to give Janis and abby a chance to shine. Both were clear upgrades over what we had been playing. A good leader would have seen that earlier in the season, but alas, MM never been a good leader, and now is also nutless.

[George Cumby]

Janis all the way.

[pbmax]

Stubby for waiting until the last game of the year, and then only cause Cobb and adams got hurt to give Janis and abby a chance to shine. Both were clear upgrades over what we had been playing. A good leader would have seen that earlier in the season, but alas, MM never been a good leader, and now is also nutless.

I am glad they got their chance, but did either really change the game?

A hail mary is nice but its not an offense. Magical Abby (and Janis) did run a nice slant. But even with them in the game, the offense looked like it did in the second half of the year.

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

I am glad they got their chance, but did either really change the game?

A hail mary is nice but its not an offense. Magical Abby (and Janis) did run a nice slant. But even with them in the game, the offense looked like it did in the second half of the year.

Maybe, but Janis also had the long reception out of the end zone, and imo, both he and abby deserve more opportunity. Adams has had his chance, and jones is too slow.

[pbmax]

Maybe, but Janis also had the long reception out of the end zone, and imo, both he and abby deserve more opportunity. Adams has had his chance, and jones is too slow.

I agree they are the future. Jones is just too banged up to be counted on. He is a warrior though, he played a lot this season with that bad hammy or glute.

[red]

I agree they are the future. Jones is just too banged up to be counted on. He is a warrior though, he played a lot this season with that bad hammy or glute.

jj was our best wr statistically, that was without training camp or pre season with us

cobb 79 receptions for 829 yards, 10.5 average and 6 tds
adams 50 for 483, 9.7 average and 1 td, and like 50 drops
ty 15 for 136, 9.1 average, 2 tds
jones 50 for 890, 17.8 average and 8 tds

he's not flashy and we all think he's too slow, but he outplayed our #2 and #3 wr's this year

[pbmax]

jj was our best wr statistically, that was without training camp or pre season with us

cobb 79 receptions for 829 yards, 10.5 average and 6 tds
adams 50 for 483, 9.7 average and 1 td, and like 50 drops
ty 15 for 136, 9.1 average, 2 tds
jones 50 for 890, 17.8 average and 8 tds

he's not flashy and we all think he's too slow, but he outplayed our #2 and #3 wr's this year

But the WR were uniformly terrible, so do you keep the best of the terrible?

He is a veteran insurance policy. There is risk in letting him walk, but there isn't a huge amount of room. Even if you want Adams or Cobb replaced, do you want them replaced by Jones or a young draftee? Having him is literally a stop gap and doesn't make the offense go.

Nelson, Cobb, Adams, Janis, Abby plus 2 guys on PS.

[Joemailman]

But the WR were uniformly terrible, so do you keep the best of the terrible?

He is a veteran insurance policy. There is risk in letting him walk, but there isn't a huge amount of room. Even if you want Adams or Cobb replaced, do you want them replaced by Jones or a young draftee? Having him is literally a stop gap and doesn't make the offense go.

Nelson, Cobb, Adams, Janis, Abby plus 2 guys on PS.

You forgot Monty. I don't think Jones will be back.

[pbmax]

But the WR were uniformly terrible, so do you keep the best of the terrible?

He is a veteran insurance policy. There is risk in letting him walk, but there isn't a huge amount of room. Even if you want Adams or Cobb replaced, do you want them replaced by Jones or a young draftee? Having him is literally a stop gap and doesn't make the offense go.

Nelson, Cobb, Adams, Monty, Janis, Abby plus 2 guys on PS.


You forgot Monty. I don't think Jones will be back.

FIFM

[Joemailman]

FIFM

?

[mraynrand]

Fixed it for Me

[Pugger]

But the WR were uniformly terrible, so do you keep the best of the terrible?

He is a veteran insurance policy. There is risk in letting him walk, but there isn't a huge amount of room. Even if you want Adams or Cobb replaced, do you want them replaced by Jones or a young draftee? Having him is literally a stop gap and doesn't make the offense go.

Nelson, Cobb, Adams, Janis, Abby plus 2 guys on PS.

Don't forget Ty Montgomery.

GMTA Joe!

[gbgary]

crazy ass game. love the fight they had. man coverage and agressive pass rush was the key for 3/4 of the game...then the soft zone showed up and the rest is history. now the agonizingly long wait (which is totally unnessesary) for the draft.

[Harlan Huckleby]

The TRUE fuckdoggle thread has been resurrected. That other thread was rigged by that postal fraud, as you know in your heart.

The TRUE winner of the award this week is Mr. Lane Taylor, as you also know in your heart.

[Patler]

A wrong has been righted.
An injustice has been corrected.
A fraud has been exposed.
All is now right in the world

[Maxie the Taxi]

All hell the Blue Dog!!!!

[Harlan Huckleby]

Play like that from 3rd string RB deserves an award resurrection. It goes to that guy, Smith, or is it Jones?

[Maxie the Taxi]

Play like that from 3rd string RB deserves an award resurrection. It goes to that guy, Smith, or is it Jones?Wesson?

[pbmax]

Aaron Smith-Jones it is. From UTEP! Or UCLA, or one of those four letter schools.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm predicting a Fuckdoggle award tomorrow for one of the jag WRs. I don't remember their names right now, but after tomorrow there will be one I never forget.

[bobblehead]

I'm predicting a Fuckdoggle award tomorrow for one of the jag WRs. I don't remember their names right now, but after tomorrow there will be one I never forget.

kumerow would be a fuckdoggle to most of the NFL. To the G&G faithful we would simply call it sunday.

[pbmax]

kumerow would be a fuckdoggle to most of the NFL. To the G&G faithful we would simply call it sunday.

Mr. August to us.

[RashanGary]

Mr. August to us.

Whitewater Jesus

[Harlan Huckleby]

Whitewater Jesus

fuck me, that's funny

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Shepherd.

[mraynrand]

fuck me

Take this to Barnyardanimalhookup.com

[Joemailman]

I nominate Will Redmond. Had to play a lot due to injuries. Had 9 tackles, 1 TFL, and a great special teams tackle.

[pbmax]

I nominate Will Redmond. Had to play a lot due to injuries. Had 9 tackles, 1 TFL, and a great special teams tackle.

What about ol' Chadron?

[Harlan Huckleby]

What's his name

[beveaux1]

What's his name

Allan Lazzard.

[mraynrand]

Allan Lazzard.

Hands down

[pbmax]

Gotta be near unanimous. Alain Lazard, F1 driver, is our Fuckdoggle.

[bobblehead]

Holy Fack played a nice game as well, but with 10 sack season under his belt he no longer qualifies for a fuckdoggle.

[RashanGary]

Clutch game by Lazard. Plus he choked that dude to the ground and then his next catch he gut punched him as he got up. We need a little toughness. Lazard and Jamaal are tough guys. We need more of that.

[Joemailman]

Shepherd gets the FuckedUpRoyally.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Clutch game by Lazard. Plus he choked that dude to the ground and then his next catch he gut punched him as he got up. We need a little toughness. Lazard and Jamaal are tough guys. We need more of that.

Good to see a guy getting YAC. Graham, mvs, sloth drop like bag of potatoes.

[sharpe1027]

What did I miss?

[mraynrand]

What did I miss?

Sticklers were botsed.

Doggles were fucked.

[Fritz]

Allen "The Lizard" Lazzard.

Or Allen "The Dukes of" Lazzard.

The Mighty Fuckdoggle!

[Zool]

How about Lazarus as he brought the WRs back from death

[sharpe1027]

Sticklers were botsed.

Doggles were fucked.

Thanks for the recap.

[QBME]

How about Lazarus as he brought the WRs back from death

Nice.

[George Cumby]

Tyler Lancaster (?, #95) with the strip and fumble recovery?

[pbmax]

Tyler Lancaster (?, #95) with the strip and fumble recovery?

Can you make one play for a Doggle? If yes, I would vote for him.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What strip?

Ty-Lan indeed recovered the rock, more like it floated to him, ala a river carrying a pebble downriver. But the "strip" was all McCoy and his unorthodox carrying technique. That technique sure fucking look good on Madden and the Real McCoy doesn't poop out the rocks in the game.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Can you make one play for a Doggle? If yes, I would vote for him.

The rule book is in the 2nd draft, and that issue is still in committee. But I'd say yes, a FuckDoggle can be a single moment of sublime greatness.

[Harlan Huckleby]

What strip?

Ty-Lan indeed recovered the rock, more like it floated to him, ala a river carrying a pebble downriver.

No different from the Immaculate Reception. Don't judge a miracle, they are all special.

[pbmax]

What strip?

Ty-Lan indeed recovered the rock, more like it floated to him, ala a river carrying a pebble downriver. But the "strip" was all McCoy and his unorthodox carrying technique. That technique sure fucking look good on Madden and the Real McCoy doesn't poop out the rocks in the game.

Your boycott is causing more episodes of forgetfulness.

https://www.packers.com/video/packers-dl-tyler-lancaster-recovers-fumble-by-rb-mccoy

[mraynrand]

No trophy should be awarded this week - don't want to cheapen the grandeur, elegance and exclusiveness of the fuckdoggle award.

[George Cumby]

What strip?

Ty-Lan indeed recovered the rock, more like it floated to him, ala a river carrying a pebble downriver. But the "strip" was all McCoy and his unorthodox carrying technique. That technique sure fucking look good on Madden and the Real McCoy doesn't poop out the rocks in the game.

Bad technique doesn't obviate an opportunistic play.

You were banned when the Fuckdoggle was created, you don't have a vote.

We don't have quorum yet, we need Joe or Shadow or Fritz to throw in here.

[pbmax]

But the "strip" was all McCoy and his unorthodox carrying technique. That technique sure fucking look good on Madden and the Real McCoy doesn't poop out the rocks in the game.

I don't think I read this closely enough the first time. You claim

1. McCoy gets the blame for losing the ball
2. The technique looks good in Madden
3. McCoy doesn't fumble in actual games

You've got to do better. Stop mailing it in.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I don't think I read this closely enough the first time. You claim

1. McCoy gets the blame for losing the ball
2. The technique looks good in Madden
3. McCoy doesn't fumble in actual games

You've got to do better. Stop mailing it in.

1. True. Poor technique. A fumble waiting to happen.

2. True.

3. If it’s in the game, it’s in the game. Madden. He doesn’t fumble in Madden despite carrying rock like Neon Deon after a pick.

[smuggler]

Chandon Sullivan had a few opportunities to earn a Fuckdoggle Award this week, but wasn't able to secure any interceptions, sadly.

[run pMc]

Jared Veldheer?

[Joemailman]

Veldheer is a former 3rd round pick who signed a 5 year 35 million dollar contract in 2014. Not sure he qualifies.

Not sure this was a Fuckdoggle type game. This was big-time players making plays game.

[pbmax]

He is a former high pick and people know him. He's more of a Bruce Wilkerson candidate.