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mraynrand
11-15-2015, 08:35 PM
Get this man the ball. He is protected from injury by a solid layer of belly fat. He is Wisconsin. he is the answer. And while you're at it, more touches for Ripkowski. If we have to go down in flames, at least let us do it watching strong and fat guys run over the opposition.

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Freak Out
11-15-2015, 08:54 PM
No doubt. Get Sasquatch the fucking ball.

Patler
11-15-2015, 08:59 PM
Get this man the ball. He is protected from injury by a solid layer of belly fat. He is Wisconsin. he is the answer. And while you're at it, more touches for Ripkowski. If we have to go down in flames, at least let us do it watching strong and fat guys run over the opposition.





so Lacy gets his job back??????

mraynrand
11-15-2015, 11:24 PM
so Lacy gets his job back??????

He is Fat and slow - and weak. Strong and Fat - and fast too - that is what I want. and some good old fashioned heart. Perillo wants the rock and he wants to score. He has healthy blubber that he carries well. You can tell he is used to his belly fat, and has learned to weaponize it. Ripkowski will freight train any DB who dares get in his way. If you believe in draft and develop, then let's develop some guys who are lusting to play.

Lacy can do the same thing again, if he puts his mind to it. His final chapter has not been written.

George Cumby
11-15-2015, 11:31 PM
More Rip, please.

Patler
11-15-2015, 11:42 PM
He is Fat and slow - and weak. Strong and Fat - and fast too - that is what I want. and some good old fashioned heart.

This is getting way too complicated. I liked it much better when we were looking for simply fat and strong. This is starting to sound like MM's offense. Way too complicated for the inexperienced to contribute.

Fat, strong, fast with heart. Next you will ask for them to be skilled, too.

George Cumby
11-16-2015, 07:22 AM
Since we are living in Cloud Cuckoo Land here's a few more qualities I'd like to see:

Committed to their craft. A real student of the game. First to be at the building, last to leave. And have a never say "die" attitude. And be good with little kids. And respect their elders. And not rape, kill or assault anyone. And be consummate professionals. And not date C level starlets. What am I missing?

pbmax
11-16-2015, 10:14 AM
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What am I missing?

Most of the Lombardi Packers?

George Cumby
11-16-2015, 10:17 AM
That's it!

denverYooper
11-16-2015, 08:51 PM
Since we are living in Cloud Cuckoo Land here's a few more qualities I'd like to see:

Committed to their craft. A real student of the game. First to be at the building, last to leave. And have a never say "die" attitude. And be good with little kids. And respect their elders. And not rape, kill or assault anyone. And be consummate professionals. And not date C level starlets. What am I missing?
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/lego/images/c/c1/Uni-Kitty.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140120125546

Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

mraynrand
11-16-2015, 08:54 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

pbmax
11-16-2015, 08:54 PM
This thread should be a band name.

pbmax
11-16-2015, 08:55 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

Performed by the Flying Perillo Brothers Band.

denverYooper
11-16-2015, 08:55 PM
This thread should be a band name.

I keep thinking it should be More Perillo!

denverYooper
11-16-2015, 08:56 PM
And they could compete in Battle of the Bands with Lacy (fat) Questionable.

mraynrand
11-16-2015, 09:00 PM
What am I missing?

just a couple of screws, but that's one less than me.

mraynrand
11-16-2015, 09:01 PM
And they could compete in Battle of the Bands with Lacy (fat) Questionable.

I would pay decent money to see a band called "Lacy (fat) Questionable" - even if they played gangsta rap.

red
11-16-2015, 09:28 PM
i liked the way lebatard put it today

"the guy with 4 b's in his last name, and fat #80"

mraynrand
11-16-2015, 09:34 PM
fat #80"

there's got to be a better name than this: ChubbyDriver, ThickLofton, Amayesing Weight, #80lbsoverweight, GirthBrooks (nah, Brooks wore #87)

esoxx
11-16-2015, 09:46 PM
I've heard of wanting more cowbell.

But more Perillo?

Joemailman
11-16-2015, 09:49 PM
there's got to be a better name than this: ChubbyDriver, ThickLofton, Amayesing Weight, #80lbsoverweight, GirthBrooks (nah, Brooks wore #87)

Fluffy Perillo.