Manziel

[Guiness]

If he'd been drafted higher, Manziel would be in the running as one of the worst draft picks of all time, up there with Leaf and JaMarcus Russel.

Browns are done with him, and would've cut him already if they had the cap space. He isn't answering the phone when they call. Maybe I don't blame him for that, but you'd think he has some responsibility.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/05/haslam-says-browns-willing-to-help-but-unable-to-reach-manziel/

His dad tried to get him into rehab
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-cowboys/texasamaggies/2016/02/05/johnny-manziels-father-son-get-help-qb-live-see-24th-birthday

His agent dumped him
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/05/johnny-manziels-agent-dumps-him/

And the Dallas police would like to have a chat with him
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/05/dallas-police-launch-criminal-investigation-into-manziel-incident/

Not to mention Honey Badger has offered his help, and Deon Sanders says it's his girlfriend's fault!

Looks like he won't be part of the 27 club, because he won't live that long.

[gbgary]

he's a first rounder so yeah he'll be thought of that way.

[Rutnstrut]

He's a fucking dumbass, good riddance.

[Deputy Nutz]

What a fuck up. Talk about living with a silver spoon in your mouth your entire life and not being able to accept it being slapped out of your mouth by the NFL.

[MadScientist]

Completely wasted life. Pity Dallas didn't draft him, like Jerry Jones wanted. Factory of sadness traded up to get this loser, when they could have picked up Bridgewater instead.

[Deputy Nutz]

I wonder if he was drafted into a better situation and actually given the starting QB job if things would have been different for him. The Browns are a mess. I don't get drafting a guy with a huge hype train around him and then sitting him on the bench for Brian Hoyer. If Manziel was to flame out then give him the gasoline and the matches, but don't think the team would have any better record than they currently do.

You drafted a shitty individual and put him in a shitty spot with a shitty franchise, a shitty coach, and mostly shitty teammates. No wonder his career turned to shit.

[pbmax]

I think its fair to say his football life might be done. But I suspect he has resources enough to continue to live a few years yet.

If Ryan Leaf can make it, so can Manziel.

[Deputy Nutz]

Did Ryan Leaf make it? I thought he was locked up.

[KYPack]

Did Ryan Leaf make it? I thought he was locked up.

Just saw an article on him. He got loose (legally) in 2014. He works with other ex-cons in re-hab in SD or LA, I forget which. The article recounted the first game in which Peyton faced Leaf. Leaf outplayed Manning in that one. Probably the only positive memory in his Pro career.

[pbmax]

Did Ryan Leaf make it? I thought he was locked up.

He was making the rounds on radio this past week.

[Guiness]

Did Ryan Leaf make it? I thought he was locked up.

He made it out of the whole football experience alive, if nothing else.

[KYPack]

Just saw an article on him. He got loose (legally) in 2014. He works with other ex-cons in re-hab in SD or LA, I forget which. The article recounted the first game in which Peyton faced Leaf. Leaf outplayed Manning in that one. Probably the only positive memory in his Pro career.

That article bugged me. When I quoted it, I kept thinking that I didn't remember that incident taking place. I looked it up & nothing like that happened. Indy won 17-12. Both QB's were 12 of 23 with a pick apiece. Only Peyton threw for a touchdown. Leaf had 23 more yards passing, but that ain't "outplayed".

Don't believe these writer fuckers.

[mraynrand]

So when I think Manziel, I think Lawrence of Arabia, The Fugitive, Super 8. Don't know which one fits best.

[pbmax]

So when I think Manziel, I think Lawrence of Arabia, The Fugitive, Super 8. Don't know which one fits best.

But who is his Auda Abu Tayi and Sherif Ali?

[mraynrand]

But who is his Auda Abu Tayi and Sherif Ali?

all three movies have fantastic train wrecks.... probably go with Super 8

[pbmax]

all three movies have fantastic train wrecks.... probably go with Super 8

But think how much Omar Sharif could help Johnny Football.

[mraynrand]

But think how much Omar Sharif could help Johnny Football.

You will not be drafted by Dallas, English. English!

[pbmax]

Affidavit: Johnny Manziel Restrained, Beat, And Threatened To Kill Colleen Crowley (http://deadspin.com/affidavit-johnny-manziel-restrained-beat-and-threate-1757855165)

Jackass.

[hoosier]

At this point Green Bay could probably get him as third string QB for a bargain.

[Rastak]

At this point Green Bay could probably get him as third string QB for a bargain.
Wait a year and he can double as water boy saving money.

[woodbuck27]

That article bugged me. When I quoted it, I kept thinking that I didn't remember that incident taking place. I looked it up & nothing like that happened. Indy won 17-12. Both QB's were 12 of 23 with a pick apiece. Only Peyton threw for a touchdown. Leaf had 23 more yards passing, but that ain't "outplayed".

Don't believe these writer fuckers.

Someone said that someone said that another someone said and soon what was said and then said again became 'the TRUTH'.

Your right KY..be somewhat skeptical of the press.

More so don't get sucked in by the 'they jumped on the grapevine train' media.

I got sucked in by the HYPE. Hoped on the losers you cannot predict for crap silly train. All those Media NFL Experts that are simply lazy and don't get their own head into the matter.

[SIZE=2][COLOR="#008000"]GO PACK GO !

[Cheesehead Craig]

Wrong thread woody.

[woodbuck27]

Wrong thread woody.

I know.

As I began to write ..it just grew and grew....and GREW !!!!

it got to .....out of control. :whaa:

[woodbuck27]

Wrong thread woody.

I'm going tom try to move some of that stuff around. :-|

[mraynrand]

Affidavit: Johnny Manziel Restrained, Beat, And Threatened To Kill Colleen Crowley (http://deadspin.com/affidavit-johnny-manziel-restrained-beat-and-threate-1757855165)

Jackass.

As bad as it looks, the only thing that can be corroborated appears to be the incident by the valet. Unfortunate.

[George Cumby]

What a swell guy.

[pbmax]

As bad as it looks, the only thing that can be corroborated appears to be the incident by the valet. Unfortunate.

I was just posting that to be sure I wasn't selected to serve on the jury.

[Rastak]

So is there any chance this guy lands on a roster next year?

[Joemailman]

So is there any chance this guy lands on a roster next year?

It's certainly possible.

http://garlandcountysheriff.com/inmate-roster/img/s/XKuc8moXOUmEKaTCAUHqTw/header-inmate.jpg

[Cheesehead Craig]

So is there any chance this guy lands on a roster next year?

I hear MN needs a QB. ;-)

[Rastak]

I hear MN needs a QB. ;-)

True, Shaun Hill is eventually calling it quits. Maybe a drunken sot could serve as a backup.....

[pbmax]

Well, we have confirmation of a perforated ear drum and his signature (not his lawyers) on the protective order.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 3h3 hours ago
Nugget on Johnny Manziel's case: He personally signed Colleen Crowley's protective order against him, perhaps an acknowledgment of its merit

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 2h2 hours ago
Note: Colleen Crowley's ruptured eardrum may not allow her to finish the 1 hour she needs to graduate from college. The class: Scuba diving

[mraynrand]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 2h2 hours ago
Note: Colleen Crowley's ruptured eardrum may not allow her to finish the 1 hour she needs to graduate from college. The class: Scuba diving

The same thing happened to Peter Parker.

[ThunderDan]

Well, we have confirmation of a perforated ear drum and his signature (not his lawyers) on the protective order.



Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 2h2 hours ago
Note: Colleen Crowley's ruptured eardrum may not allow her to finish the 1 hour she needs to graduate from college. The class: Scuba diving

This tweet is so stupid. The only PE credit the college offers is scuba that she can pass?

[pbmax]

This tweet is so stupid. The only PE credit the college offers is scuba that she can pass?

But she only needs to scuba for an hour! :lol:

[Cheesehead Craig]

The same thing happened to Peter Parker.

I thought he got bit by a radioactive spider, not punched in the ear by Flash Thompson.

[pbmax]

I thought he got bit by a radioactive spider, not punched in the ear by Flash Thompson.

Didn't Doc Ock kidnap Mary Jane right before the scuba final?

Spidey had to choose!

[mraynrand]

Parker didn't graduate college 'on time' because he missed a credit of PE. Man, that's going way back to maybe the late 70's I think:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/9/98/Amazing_Spider-Man_Vol_1_185.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060504134910

Still only 35 cents! :)

[pbmax]

Parker didn't graduate college 'on time' because he missed a credit of PE. Man, that's going way back to maybe the late 70's I think:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/9/98/Amazing_Spider-Man_Vol_1_185.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060504134910

Still only 35 cents! :)

He should have studied that degree audit more closely.

[Rastak]

http://twitter.com/GlennMooreCLE/status/708332114190721024

[Fritz]

Is the Arena Football League still in business?

[Guiness]

Manziel moves in with Josh Gordon. You can't write this shit!
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/11/report-johnny-manziel-actually-living-with-josh-gordon/

[mraynrand]

You put your chocolate in MY peanut butter!
You got peanut butter on MY chocolate!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7oD_oX-Gio

[Joemailman]

Manziel moves in with Josh Gordon. You can't write this shit!
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/11/report-johnny-manziel-actually-living-with-josh-gordon/

What could possibly go wrong?

[Rastak]

What could possibly go wrong?


Glad you asked......

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/11/report-josh-gordon-failed-another-drug-test/

[Bossman641]

Man, Gordon is dumb as a rock if that's true

[Guiness]

Glad you asked......

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/11/report-josh-gordon-failed-another-drug-test/

I told you, ya can't write this shit!

[mraynrand]

Someone is smoking pot? I'm not sure that's even a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WC3OP2vVALo/hqdefault.jpg

[George Cumby]

Man, Gordon is dumb as a rock if that's true

There are some rocks out there that would like to have a word with you about this..........

[pbmax]

And yet Adam Schefter says there is a chance he is reinstated for 2016. This must be old news to the League.

[Guiness]

And yet Adam Schefter says there is a chance he is reinstated for 2016. This must be old news to the League.

Methinks for some reason the NFL is on shaky ground with this one. News just came out that they delayed his reinstatement for a few months instead of outright suspending him. His test was under the 35 nanogram limit, but was 'diluted' which is supposed to be an automatic fail. It's his 4th infraction, I think the NFL would throw the book at him if they could.

[Joemailman]

Manziel accused of causing $20,000 damage to a rental home. http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/04/15/johnny-manziel-drugs-partying-damages-rental-home


Manziel is accused of causing damages including a broken glass table, a broken door, wine stains and burn marks from cigarettes and marijuana.

Manziel’s agent, Drew Rosenhaus, said on Wednesday he would drop the quarterback as a client if he does not seek treatment.

[mraynrand]

Manziel accused of causing $20,000 damage to a rental home.

there goes the security deposit!

[mraynrand]

Manziel’s agent, Drew Rosenhaus, said on Wednesday he would drop the quarterback as a client if he does not seek treatment.

This is like F. Lee Bailey dropping you as a client because you're too corrupt.

[Fritz]

Now THAT is funny.

[pbmax]

I just hate it when sports pundits are proven right.

[MadtownPacker]

Dumbest fucking honkie ever. One thing to fuck up but not ok to just flat out not give a fuck at all. No more soup for this dumbass.

[Guiness]

This guy is as likely to be dead as be on a roster this fall.

He might drag another player down with him - lots of talk Josh Gordon is around him, with reports that they are living together, Gordon picked him up after a car accident and that Gordon was at the party. Not a good way to get back into the league Josh!

[woodbuck27]

Glad you asked......

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/11/report-josh-gordon-failed-another-drug-test/

There was ....such high hope.

Damn it....now Johnny is going to have to move again.

Moving...sucks !

[KYPack]

A good measuring stick might be, if your number 1 pick is shorter than Goodell, draft somebody else.

Trent Richardson was (is) shorter than Roger, too.

[Rutnstrut]

This guy is a waste of good oxygen. I will not shed a tear when one of his fuck ups ends him. I just hope he doesn't kill or hurt someone else in the process.

[George Cumby]

I was so hoping for him to succeed. I really wanted a shithead villain to root against.

[mraynrand]

A good measuring stick might be, if your number 1 pick is shorter than Goodell, draft somebody else.

Trent Richardson was (is) shorter than Roger, too.

#Thefutureisnow

[woodbuck27]

This guy is as likely to be dead as be on a roster this fall.

He might drag another player down with him - lots of talk Josh Gordon is around him, with reports that they are living together, Gordon picked him up after a car accident and that Gordon was at the party. Not a good way to get back into the league Josh!

File that under:

You are who you hang with.

[Guiness]

The latest and greatest in Manziel news!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/30/manziel-goes-missing-in-new-york/


Unemployed quarterback Johnny Manziel recently arrived in New York for reasons entirely unrelated to attempting to become something other than an unemployed quarterback. According to the Page Six of the New York Post, Manziel has now gone missing.

In a short blurb posted at the Page Six microsite, Manziel was supposed to take a helicopter to the Hamptons on Saturday, where he would be hosting a small party for friends and family. He reportedly didn’t show for the flight.

The night before, Manziel reportedly was confronted in Manhattan by the owner of the Mercedes in which Manziel was a passenger when it crashed into a pole and sustain serious damage last month. Manziel supposedly promised to reimburse the owner for the vehicle, but Manziel reneged.

“Straight punk. Straight punk. Straight bitch,” Wayne Schneider told TMZ after blocking a vehicle in which Manziel was riding outside the Trump Soho.

For weeks, Manziel’s situation gradually has developed an ominous vibe. Hopefully, he’ll get things straightened out before that feeling comes to fruition.Manziel goes missing in New York



Loved this comment...

namingrights says:
Just give the dude a reality show already.
It would be like printing money.
Can’t believe no one has done it yet

[gbgary]

namingrights says:
Just give the dude a reality show already.
It would be like printing money.
Can’t believe no one has done it yet

'being johnny manziel'

'here's johnny'

'a trip to the john'

'johnny be good'

[George Cumby]

"Manziel in his Jail Cell"

[Upnorth]

"Manziel in his Jail Cell"

episode one "Does Jonny Drop the soap"

[George Cumby]

Lol!

well played.

[red]

is this failed abortion dead yet?

[MadScientist]

Damn, the update to the article indicates he is no longer missing. I was hoping his body would be as lost as the rest of him, so we wouldn't have to hear about him anymore.

[Upnorth]

Damn, the update to the article indicates he is no longer missing. I was hoping his body would be as lost as the rest of him, so we wouldn't have to hear about him anymore.

Just like Amelia earhart and Jimmy Hoffa