Super Bowl Commercials, Half Time and Music 2016

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1. Willem Dafoe, Snickers, as Marilyn Monroe. I like Dafoe. Ad campaign is ok. But just OK.

2. Apartments.com, Jeff Goldblum and Weezy. Love the song, ad was blah.

3. Bears and car. Eh.

4. Avocados with Scott Baio. Just OK

Start Me Up is the bumper music? Boring.

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5. Dorito baby. Funny for 3 seconds.

6. Demi Lovato new money, Pay Pal. Clueless.

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7. Bowie, Starman, Audi and astronaut. No, a supercar is not a rocket ship.

[Guiness]

Liked the avocado one. 'The white and gold dress that caused a civil war' was a great reference.

Audi and the moon - stupid. What the hell does a (German???) car company have to do with the moon?

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Forgot the dress joke. Moves it up a notch.

8. Monkey and 3 things for Dew. Nonsensical.

9. I think I liked the Taco Bell ad. Not sure why. Might only be because Sulu was in it.

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10. Key and Peele. No idea what the commercial was doing.

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11. Shock top, not funny.

12. ODB bridal catch. Liked this one.

13. Advil. You tube highlight film. Boring

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14. Dollar Shave club. Bad.

15. NDX with Van Halen. Liked it, but that might be just an old fan talking.

16. Mortgage. Quicken. More loans. Tried this, ended badly in 2007.

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17. Schumer and Rogen Bud Light. Not funny.

18. Skittles. Liked this one. Steven Tyler.

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Halftime. Coldplay. Synchronized crowd is best part. Music, as is Coldplay, leaves something to be desired.

Bruno Mars is fine. But this song sounds like Morris Day and the Time no matter what Mark Ronson says.

Somehow unable to tell if Beyonce is singing or not. But I am watching.

[SMBASS]

Can't stand Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, or Coldplay but I guess that's just me. Lol... Hell, The Kitten Bowl is more entertaining than any of those clowns.

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Can't stand Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, or Coldplay but I guess that's just me. Lol... Hell, The Kitten Bowl is more entertaining than any of those clowns.

They had Metallica play the Saturday Night Concert I think. There is aways a chance.

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19. Liked the Mini ad with Randy Johnson.

20. Turbo Tax ad with Anthony Hopkins was good idea poorly executed.

21. Pokemon?

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22. IBF-D. Good lord. Large or small colon?

23. Liam Neeson and Tron and LG. Animation call back was better than ad.

These ads, on balance, are terrible.

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24. X-Men. Movie maybe. Ad? No.

25. Vikings/Intuit. This is better:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f0/8a/3b/f08a3b15226f5885bb2da6bca3dff75a.jpg

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26. Fitbit.Nothing.

27. Panda and Wix. Parodies were bad.

28. Does Heinz realize their ad looks like Ketchup is going to eat that weiner-dog?

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Most were pretty sad. Halftime show.....ugh.

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28. Does Heinz realize their ad looks like Ketchup is going to eat that weiner-dog?

maybe, but it was funny

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29. Sheep Truck ad. Honda. Boring.

30. Bud. Beer that frightens you. And tastes terrible.

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29. Sheep Truck ad. Honda. Boring.

30. Bud. Beer that frightens you. And tastes terrible.

Too critical pb! Sheep singing a Queen song. Freddie would've approved!

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31. Super Bowl babies. Cute, but also creepy.

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Too critical pb! Sheep singing a Queen song. Freddie would've approved!

But learning it from a truck? Carry the joke until the end. Leave the driver slightly confused why his "radio" never turns off.

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32. Jeep Ad was pretty good.

33. Razors robot wire-fu battle. Not bad.

34. Axe. MTV for the 2010s.

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35. Toenail fungus. Nuff said.

36. Walken socks. Even for a Kia, its fun to listen to him. If Rickman is gone, should listen to him anyway.

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Toenail fungus. Scientology and toenail fungus. The bar has been lowered.

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Queen bumper music with Bowie. Good call.

37. Drake. Amateurs.

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38. Helen Mirren insulting drunk drivers while shilling beer.

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Conclusion: Awful year.

[Smidgeon]

Agreed. Now that any corporation can afford commercials, there's no longer creative competition. Just mobile ad spots and pharmaceuticals.

[mraynrand]

Too critical pb! Sheep singing a Queen song. Freddie would've approved!

he would have hit that

[Guiness]

he would have hit that

When he came by the house, the fish stopped swimming

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31. Super Bowl babies. Cute, but also creepy.

And did they have to put a 300lb man up there as part of the Packer babies? Talk about sterotyping. I'm sure there was a fat man in the other cities as well they could have picked.

Surprised they didn't have fatso wearing a cheesehead while they're at and really portray the hayseed angle.

[mraynrand]

Conclusion: Awful year.

No doubt. Hey - there's an idea - No Doubt....nm.

[Cheesehead Craig]

And did they have to put a 300lb man up there as part of the Packer babies? Talk about sterotyping. I'm sure there was a fat man in the other cities as well they could have picked.

Surprised they didn't have fatso wearing a cheesehead while they're at and really portray the hayseed angle.

Why not have the Discount Double Check guy while they were at it?

[MadScientist]

The Antman / Hulk Coke ad was decent. The first avocado was alright. The Jeffersons ad was good, if you are old enough to remember the show.

Fuck taco bell for the 'real futbol' bullshit in the Superbowl. This would be enough for me to boycott them, if I actually ate that shit in the first place.

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Fuck taco bell for the 'real futbol' bullshit in the Superbowl. This would be enough for me to boycott them, if I actually ate that shit in the first place.

Taco Bell is an awesome place if you want to lose weight. Usually you only need one bucket, sometimes two.

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The Antman / Hulk Coke ad was decent. The first avocado was alright. The Jeffersons ad was good, if you are old enough to remember the show.

Fuck taco bell for the 'real futbol' bullshit in the Superbowl. This would be enough for me to boycott them, if I actually ate that shit in the first place.

Would have been better to have someone from the show in the ad (or did I miss that)? Lionel has to still be around, no? Pretty sure Florence still is.

[ThunderDan]

Puppy, Monkey, Baby might be the worst commercial of all time.

[Cheesehead Craig]

We forgot to mention the national anthem. Gaga nailed the shit out of it.

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5. Dorito baby. Funny for 3 seconds.

I will love this commercial forever. Pure awesomeness, especially in it's implications, unintentional or not. Love it!!! I hope they keep showing it over and over and over. Woo hoo!

[mraynrand]

We forgot to mention the national anthem. Gaga nailed the shit out of it.

I heard she set a new record for most notes/word in an anthem

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I will love this commercial forever. Pure awesomeness, especially in it's implications, unintentional or not. Love it!!! I hope they keep showing it over and over and over. Woo hoo!

Weren't the implications the baby zooming out of Mom to chase a Dorito chip?

Ouch.

[Pugger]

I thought the commercials this year were dreadful.

[Freak Out]

Was there ever a Guns and Roses announcement?

[MadScientist]

Also Fuck Pepsi for advertising "coming up soon the halftime show" with 10 minutes left in the FIRST quarter.

[wist43]

Superbowl commercial or not, this has to be the greatest commercial ever, lol...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O606FqYP0Q


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