Get Rid of Halftime Shows

[The Shadow]

Ever since the horrible Prince halftime debacle, I have been in favor of junking the halftime shows`. Enough of these big fat thighs women!

[Cheesehead Craig]

Prince was awesome. You're on crack.

[The Shadow]

Uh Huh.

[The Shadow]

Should have prefaced it : Post-Puberty Posters

[mraynrand]

Should have prefaced it : Post-Puberty Posters

so much for Prince!

[Pugger]

I didn't hear anything resembling a melody in that noise in that half time show. It looked like a workout video.

[pbmax]

^Coldplay is proof that melodies guarantee you nothing.

[Joemailman]

Halftime shows don't interest me much. That said, I don't need to watch it, so I don't see why they need to get rid of it.

As for the Prince show, my sister said, "Gotta admit it. That little pervert is pretty talented." She was right.

[pbmax]

Prince was at least interesting visually, even if you aren't a fan. Or not, if you are not a fan of guitar phalluses.

And that was a problem with Coldplay. Boring to watch on stage. Doesn't help that it was daylight. Much harder to be surprised or have dramatic elements.

[mraynrand]

Epic:

https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aaceofspadeshq%20coldplay&src=typd

sample:

Coldplay is a screensaver for your ears

Coldplay is like a thick, plush, luxurious condom for your ears

Coldplay is the Bicycle Helmet of rock n roll

[Striker]

Prince was at least interesting visually, even if you aren't a fan. Or not, if you are not a fan of guitar phalluses.

And that was a problem with Coldplay. Boring to watch on stage. Doesn't help that it was daylight. Much harder to be surprised or have dramatic elements.

Biggest problem: Had to be salvaged by two previous Super Bowl headliners. Not a great thing for your main act.

[Smidgeon]

At least it wasn't Katy Perry

[Zool]

At least it wasn't Katy Perry

Don't mess with left shark. He cray.

[KYPack]

Forgot about that Shark deal.

Good memory banks, Z-Man.

It's now engraved in granite for all time.

Coldplay Sucks.

Wimpy White Boy music for wimpy White Boys.

[mraynrand]

At least it wasn't Katy Perry

she's better looking at least

[Rastak]

http://www.theonion.com/article/super-bowl-halftime-show-marred-functioning-sound--52312

[Freak Out]

Fuck it man....bring on the lingerie bowl at halftime. Who needs lame pop music and not so veiled tributes to the Black Panthers and Malcolm X.

[George Cumby]

At least it wasn't Katy Perry

I like looking at her, though.....

[woodbuck27]

The Half Time Show in Super Bowl 50 = AWESOME !

Most of them I don't really care for but last night. I was glued to the screen.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoGTDEPfAyg


Coldplay..... was cool....a very good band.

Was it the choreography ? Was it all that Beyoncé sex appeal.........thinking.

Yea ...she looked amazing but her act....was it as good as I thought I saw it :???:

Damn straight it was.

YUP ! I'm NOT blind. I 've a heart that pumps blood.

Bruno Mars and his dancers did a great job.

That was one helluva Super Bowl Half Time Show.

They nailed it. If your in doubt simply check out my LINK above.

[woodbuck27]

Forgot about that Shark deal.

Good memory banks, Z-Man.

It's now engraved in granite for all time.

Coldplay Sucks.

Wimpy White Boy music for wimpy White Boys.

Tank...TANK...tank...Tank...Tank...TANK........... ........ :glug:

[woodbuck27]

Ever since the horrible Prince halftime debacle, I have been in favor of junking the halftime shows`. Enough of these big fat thighs women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-M_z_0p2Dc

The Shadow...why!? :huh:

Why can't you just see it like this fella? :-)

[mraynrand]

Coldplay..... was cool....a very good band.


Wimpy White Boy music for wimpy White Boys.

interesting contrast in POVs

[MadtownPacker]

Halftime isn't for watching a show. It is for taking a piss, checking if anything got left on the grill, doing the math on what it will take for your squares to hit, and smoking a spliff.

[woodbuck27]

Halftime isn't for watching a show. It is for taking a piss, checking if anything got left on the grill, doing the math on what it will take for your squares to hit, and smoking a spliff.

hi mad...it sems a long time 'no see'.

Your post informed me that you'd fit in really well om an Island in the Bay of fundy just south of mainland New Brunswick...it;s named GRAND MANAN.

If your not prepared to handle the party mood there and your a new guest you'll pass out within 2-3 hours.

The booze and the weed....too much....over the top...too much if your not careful. Mad you'd love Grand Manan people.

Party hardy or stay home ! :glug:

[wpony]

I just wish that the halftime shows would get over putting on all this teeny-bopper type music it seems like ever since that nip slip that's all they want to play .I guess it's too keep the little kids happy
I think they figure they got the adults with the ads
and mixed in there somewhere there's a A thing going on called a football game as long as it doesn't get in the way of the commercials the NFL is happy.

[Fritz]

Halftime isn't for watching a show. It is for taking a piss, checking if anything got left on the grill, doing the math on what it will take for your squares to hit, and smoking a spliff.


Don't get rid of halftime - bring back Up With People!

Smoke a spliff and watch this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBFpDm1YDE

[George Cumby]

I thought it was spelled "spleef"?

[pbmax]

How about something closer to opening ceremonies at the Olympics?

Only using a Hollywood movie (Raiders of the Lost Ark) as the base story.

http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/the-story-behind-the-most-unbelievable-super-bowl-halftime-show-ever/