A Limited Time 75% Discount Offer on a Powerful Military Grade Flashlight That's Selling Like Crazy

[woodbuck27]

http://militarygradereviews.com/flash-giant/intl/?t202id=519818&t202kw=y7-1

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Incredible Military Grade Flashlight Selling Like Crazy

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If this interests you and looking at the current offer. You'll have to act FAST to get this normally priced Super Illumination Flashlight for 75% off or for $75.00 plus whatever in Tax and Handling Cost.

[mraynrand]

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[SkinBasket]

Got any sham wow?

[mraynrand]

Got any sham wow?

Isn't that guy in the slammer?

[woodbuck27]

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Hi Mod's Zool and/or Little Whiskey.

I wasn't aware of an AD Section on this Forum. PLEASE ensure that this thread is moved.

Sorry for this inconvenience.


woodbuck27

[HowardRoark]

Why are you directly responding to a Rand post?

[Harlan Huckleby]

That flashlight might be useful for home interrogations.

[Deputy Nutz]

Fleshlight?

[HowardRoark]

And examine throat wounds while in dark alleys.

[Harlan Huckleby]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

[mraynrand]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

this explains an awful lot about you

[Deputy Nutz]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

What the fuck :shock:

[Harlan Huckleby]

Huh. It's still a thing.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/198190-how-to-know-if-your-child-has-pinworms/


One way to tell if your child has pinworms is to shine a flashlight on her anus at night and look for tiny, white, threadlike worms.

I just wonder if that "military grade" laser beam is gonna leave a mark.

[mraynrand]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/710a1DPI%2BAL.jpg

[Patler]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

Pin worms:


How to tell if your child has pinworms: If your child is complaining of anal itching, especially at night, check on them in their bed about 2-3 hours after they fall asleep. Pick a night when they didn’t have a bath, if possible. Bring a good flashlight, and have your child lay on their belly with their buttocks in the air. Spread the butt cheeks and get a good look at the anus. Ask your child to push out like they are having a bowel movement while you are looking, which will help expose the anus.

http://www.stlouischildrens.org//sites/default/files/Media/images/pinworms.jpg

[Harlan Huckleby]

That arrow is helpful.

Jesus, what an unfortunate turn. I hope Woody doesn't find any bargain military grade garden hose, or plastic sheets.

[wootah]

This is disturbing.

Thanks for potentially getting me some jailtime, Packerrats.

[SkinBasket]

For fuck's sake, we all got a butthole. That one looks especially clean. Except, you know, for the worm hanging out.

[wootah]

I'm confused: is that a black hole or a wormhole?

[mraynrand]

https://www.facebook.com/edmlead/videos/331451643645848/

[hoosier]

There are probably many cases for which worms and wrinkles are hard to tell apart. I also notice that Patler appears to have violated the "do not reproduce without permission" stipulation embedded in that image. This thread is a walking violation.

[woodbuck27]

Why are you directly responding to a Rand post?

The LAW against such hasn't in my knowledge or to this point in time (Friday 12 Feb. 2016 @ 10:26 EST) been insttuted by any proper authority and that authority for my personal satisfaction must be MadtownPacker.....or otherwise the owner of Packerrats.com.

Check this out...I'm likely doing so again.

Arn't you HowardRoark and mraynrand and Cleft Crusty all the work of one person?

How many memberships here does mraynrand need to run his rotten game?

I want the POWERS here to check you out. How many memberships does member mraynrand have here. Duplication of memberships is a Forum Violation and that violator needs to be BANNED forever.

I ask the POWERS here to check out HowardRoark....please. Is he mraynrand in real life?

To ensure your an individual person from the person we know here as mraynrand.

I want the Mods to note this querry and please activate an investigation of my suspicion.\

Thank You, Sincerely woodbuck27

[woodbuck27]

And examine throat wounds while in dark alleys.

Are you reading too many homicide novels?

[woodbuck27]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

Damn straight Harlan. I hope you had three pairs of pants to put on. We were poor when I first began school. My Dad hadn't graduated from his trade school until about 1952.. You might have your Sunday BEST and two more pairs of pants and patchs on patchs.

Pinworms:

That was a concern back in the day. If it wasn't for such prudent preventative measures we'd be still dieing at 60.

Should Your Child See a Doctor? ...... Pinworms

http://www.seattlechildrens.org/medical-conditions/symptom-index/pinworms/

I started school around 1952. I can recall the effort put forth back then by students teachers and their (generally) Mothers to regularly check and if necessary eliminate head lice.

[woodbuck27]

Huh. It's still a thing.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/198190-how-to-know-if-your-child-has-pinworms/



I just wonder if that "military grade" laser beam is gonna leave a mark.

You wouldn't need such Harlan. There are awesome small yet suitable lights avaiklable even at Dollar Stores.

I cannot believe :cnf: how sheltered a life some of our members have had.

No wonder there's such ignorance here. :whaa:

[woodbuck27]

There are probably many cases for which worms and wrinkles are hard to tell apart. I also notice that Patler appears to have violated the "do not reproduce without permission" stipulation embedded in that image. This thread is a walking violation.

I asked that this be addressed early in the thread.

I don't want any trouble for the Forum OWNER. MadtownPacker.

PLEASE whoever decides such. If this thread threatens Packerrats or its OWNER (s) in any way.....PLEASE Move It or REMOVE it.

[mraynrand]

For fuck's sake, we all got a butthole. That one looks especially clean. Except, you know, for the worm hanging out.

probably just needs a tat

http://stakedintheheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tat-skank.jpg

[woodbuck27]

probably just needs a tat

http://stakedintheheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tat-skank.jpg

Hey....Your greasing my thread with one of your multiple personalities.

PLEASE Mister:

REMOVE this TRASHY POST mraynrand.

This one like Chucky...the little jerk with the really creepy sicko slime ball mind. A sign of your impotence and a lack of a normal sex life.

Get that CRAP off my thread.

[HowardRoark]

The LAW against such hasn't in my knowledge or to this point in time (Friday 12 Feb. 2016 @ 10:26 EST) been insttuted by any proper authority and that authority for my personal satisfaction must be MadtownPacker.....or otherwise the owner of Packerrats.com.

Check this out...I'm likely doing so again.

Arn't you HowardRoark and mraynrand and Cleft Crusty all the work of one person?

How many memberships here does mraynrand need to run his rotten game?

I want the POWERS here to check you out. How many memberships does member mraynrand have here. Duplication of memberships is a Forum Violation and that violator needs to be BANNED forever.

I ask the POWERS here to check out HowardRoark....please. Is he mraynrand in real life?

To ensure your an individual person from the person we know here as mraynrand.

I want the Mods to note this querry and please activate an investigation of my suspicion.\

Thank You, Sincerely woodbuck27

I have always been under the impression you are rand. Just another one of the many psychological disorders (narcissism, multiple personalities and whatnot). Why do you play this game with us docile Packer fans simply looking for a place to discuss our passions?

Why? Why??

[mraynrand]

Hey....Your greasing my thread with one of your multiple personalities.

PLEASE Mister:

REMOVE this TRASHY POST mraynrand.

This one like Chucky...the little jerk with the really creepy sicko slime ball mind. A sign of your impotence and a lack of a normal sex life.

Get that CRAP off my thread.

Just cluing you in on the new trend in the US of A - getting tats on your anus. I bet this chick can't even paddle a boat either.

[mraynrand]

I want the POWERS here to check you out.

you stay away from me or I'll tattoo your anus.

[mraynrand]

I ask the POWERS here to check out HowardRoark....please. Is he mraynrand in real life?

Howard, are you me? Am I you? Oh, the existentialism of it all. Oh, the HUMANITY!

[woodbuck27]

I have always been under the impression you are rand. Just another one of the many psychological disorders (narcissism, multiple personalities and whatnot). Why do you play this game with us docile Packer fans simply looking for a place to discuss our passions?

Why? Why??

Nice try mraynrand (HowardRoark)


Mister 'waste to science ...scientist'....I'm up one side and down the other on you. (mraynrand/HopwardRoark)...

Bye Bye !!

Enjoy your final hours on Packerrats. :idea:

[mraynrand]

Mister 'waste to science ...scientist'....I'm up one side and down the other on you. (mraynrand/HopwardRoark)...

Hopward?

[mraynrand]

Nice try mraynrand (HowardRoark) Mister 'waste to science ...scientist'....

I prefer 'Travesty.' Travesty of science. Thank you.

[HowardRoark]

Nice try mraynrand (HowardRoark)


Mister 'waste to science ...scientist'....I'm up one side and down the other on you. (mraynrand/HopwardRoark)...

Bye Bye !![/B


[B]Enjoy your final hours on Packerrats. :idea:

Nice try Cleft. I'm contacting Joe.

[mraynrand]

Nice try Cleft. I'm contacting Joe.

Retailguy? Howard/Rand/Cleft/Woodbuck/Joe/Madtown - are you all Retailguy?

[mraynrand]

How do I know I'm not Woodbuck?

[woodbuck27]

Nice try Cleft. I'm contacting Joe.

very very....VERY WEAK.

Johnny on the spot there Ehh ...sad.

What other site will you ( mraynrand/HowardRoark )... haunt ....after Packerrats? Any plans? Maybe simply retire in some hospital for repairs

[HowardRoark]

I'm going to go to Quebec City and do crunches. Not sure what Rand will do.

[HowardRoark]

Then I'll go back to Ohio, hopefully South Howard will be there.

[mraynrand]

I'm going to go to Quebec City and do crunches. Not sure what Rand will do.

[mraynrand]

Then I'll go back to Ohio, hopefully South Howard will be there.

[mraynrand]

Nice try Cleft. I'm contacting Joe.

very very....VERY WEAK.

Johnny on the spot there Ehh ...sad.

What other site will you ( mraynrand/HowardRoark )... haunt ....after Packerrats? Any plans? Maybe simply retire in some hospital for repairs

[HowardRoark]

Your out of control woody/cleft/Joe/whatever. You're accounts should all be suspended.

[Patler]

Hey Mad, your mailbox is full.

Mad or another moderator:

Please edit message #15, I am no longer able to edit it myself. The message contains a photo I should not have copied. As you may recall, I have a vision issue that sometimes makes it difficult to distinguish details between adjacent colors of various pairings, causing me to overlook the printing on the photo itself.

I actually take these things very seriously. Please remove the photo from my message, or remove the entire message if you have to.

Thanks.

[SkinBasket]

Give woody another a couple drinking/crunch sessions, and it'll be buried so damn deep, no one will ever find it again.

[SkinBasket]

http://stakedintheheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tat-skank.jpg

[3irty1]

Then I'll go back to Ohio, hopefully South Howard will be there.

In Ohio we just call him SoHo.

[woodbuck27]

That arrow is helpful.

Jesus, what an unfortunate turn. I hope Woody doesn't find any bargain military grade garden hose, or plastic sheets.

I hear you.

Holy Cow Harlan...Does this Forum have something like 'a Fly by Psychg Alert'. :cnf:

If others aren't paying attention here's a heads up. :!:

There's prevalent evidence in Romper Room threads that the Nazi/Fashist/Bigot/Hate movement :evil: 'Psycho Men Walking' :evil: has raised it's ugly head :whaa:.

Where are the members senses? :huh:

Alarms are going off for the past 2 weeks and worse the stink is growing more profuse.

Seriously a 'Psych Alert' needs to be posted in Romper Room.

[woodbuck27]

Hey Mad, your mailbox is full.

Mad or another moderator:

Please edit message #15, I am no longer able to edit it myself. The message contains a photo I should not have copied. As you may recall, I have a vision issue that sometimes makes it difficult to distinguish details between adjacent colors of various pairings, causing me to overlook the printing on the photo itself.

I actually take these things very seriously. Please remove the photo from my message, or remove the entire message if you have to.

Thanks.

You had the best intentions of a 'Good Man'.

An awesome illustration illustrating the medical problem that good member HH brought into discussion ...all the same Patler.....your correct and the fine print.

Pardon the buns pun but:

That small wormy 'shit' will get you every time. I'd be lost with out my magnifying glass .....and ....a flashlight.

A fella needs such a light to detect 'the Creepy Crawlers' that are growing more obviously prevalent daily here.

[woodbuck27]

Your out of control woody/cleft/Joe/whatever. You're accounts should all be suspended.

mraynrand....Your tired.

Last year if he can recall it. On open thread MadtownPacker asked me if I wanted you as mraynrand banned.I went to my Good self and allowed myself to turn the other cheek.

That dod no god.

I'm requesting that you mraynrand be banned for a lifetime or forever from Packerrats in it's total access. You should never be allowed a membersghip again at Packerrats.com. ...

I'm requesting that:

You mister as mraynrand and any basterdization of that name to never ever be allowed to post on Packerrats as it exists in the future.

That your hateful stalking act end here forever mraynrand and HowardRoark as that definitely applies which seem very obviously the case in my analysis. I've had to deal with being STALKED by these two membership for far too long not to realize the phony mister you are.

What man does such a thing but a neurotic coward !? Mister thatv is 'only' a small negative to describe the real punkass mess you exist as. Your worse that just indedcent mraynrand....your a total example of all that good men need to oppose.

Your a sick punk that needs to GO !

If as it seems too obvious mister. Your other persona and just one more of what may be others besides Cleft Crusty. The membership under HowardRoark to be also banned forever from Packerrats.

Even Cliff Crust need to be given a ban.

I suggest that that persona of your should be allowed to return in that role when TC begins for the Green Bay Packers. Until then all your other persoans as that does apply need to be banned FOREVER to NEVER return.

That mister = Justice for the misery you dole out.


Sincerely I ask this from the Powers here @ Packerrats...and that done son ASAP.

I ask this out of common sense and my personal dignity as a member here that endeavours a lot more that's good for my Packer home...I ask you be BANNED FOREVER mraynrand.....and all your memberships (see conditions I propose above RE: Cleft Crusty).....I ask this after serious consideration and way too much patience....and I ask this justice from Packerrats without any regrets,



woodbuck27.....my name is Ed.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'd be lost with out my magnifying glass .....and ....a flashlight.

I'm in favor of any accoutrement that enhances lovemaking. Old romeos like Woody and me are ready when the moment strikes. We're staying in the game.

ps: sounds like Patler could have used that magnifying glass.

[HowardRoark]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qwmUZ5sleIQ/U_1lB6uvzsI/AAAAAAAAdpk/fFomK-Q3Bw4/s1600/tumblr_mreazzkoHe1ssioeeo1_500.gif.

[HowardRoark]

I demand that Woodward be banned except for during the curling season. You're attention to this matter is appreciated. Your the best :glug:

[mraynrand]

Even Cliff Crust need to be given a ban.

I agree! Time for Cliff Crust to go!

gO PaCK!

[woodbuck27]

I'm in favor of any accoutrement that enhances lovemaking. Old romeos like Woody and me are ready when the moment strikes. We're staying in the game.

ps: sounds like Patler could have used that magnifying glass.

Just my thoughts Huck.

[hoosier]

Hey Mad, your mailbox is full.

Mad or another moderator:

Please edit message #15, I am no longer able to edit it myself. The message contains a photo I should not have copied. As you may recall, I have a vision issue that sometimes makes it difficult to distinguish details between adjacent colors of various pairings, causing me to overlook the printing on the photo itself.

I actually take these things very seriously. Please remove the photo from my message, or remove the entire message if you have to.

Thanks.

With the state of this website I believe you have encountered the truth in the idea that the Internet is forever. Good news is, it is buried in the non-public fundament of the site.

[Harlan Huckleby]

fundament.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2221189782/beavis_butthead.jpg

[Deputy Nutz]

Why can't Skinbasket and I be the same person? How come you never thought of that?