Questions Needing Answers

[mraynrand]

1) Why do people shooting at Captain America only shoot at his shield? His legs are unprotected, why not shoot those?

[swede]

In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

In the movies everybody gets a torch.

In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.

[mraynrand]

Sean Connery becomes an extraordinary gentleman and then never acts again. WTF?

[mraynrand]

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.

[swede]

When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.

You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?

[mraynrand]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/71/ff/0e71ffd0a2f95e9f35be17517883e231.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/8/88/Changesonebowie.jpg/479px-Changesonebowie.jpg

[mraynrand]

You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?

They were trying to keep me in - they were afraid of the monster I had become.

https://thehessiangoeshome.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/frankenstein-castle-torch-wielding-mob.jpg

[swede]

I saw a sign in front of a house that said "For Sale by Owner" and I wondered if anyone else really could, excepting the obvious situations involving east coast properties on potential casino sites.

[Joemailman]

Why is Madison Square Garden round?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1810748.1401409413!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/knickstax30s-ubi-web.jpg

[mraynrand]

Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?

[mraynrand]

When you ask someone how they are doing, why do they say "Not too bad" when they are doing well and say "Not too good" when they are doing badly?

[pbmax]

In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

In the movies everybody gets a torch.

In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.

You need to spend more time in caves, catacombs or in an angry mob.

If its short notice, go to the patio section of the hardware store and get a tiki torch. You won't be the coolest member of the mob, but you will burn longer.

[George Cumby]

Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?

Why is a "ginger" a redhead?

Why is a "strawberry blond" a blond?

[wist43]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/71/ff/0e71ffd0a2f95e9f35be17517883e231.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/8/88/Changesonebowie.jpg/479px-Changesonebowie.jpg

She's trying to look mature and serious... she should go back to hot and sexy!!!

I agree, the David Bowie look absolutely sucks on here :(

[mraynrand]

Is Donald trump clubs or diamonds?

[Zool]

Why do people say "PIN number" or "hot water heater". Who the fuck heats hot water?

[mraynrand]

Why did people used to say "TCBY yogurt" - That's "the country's best yogurt yogurt"

[mraynrand]

Where is the Department of Redundancy department located?

[mraynrand]

Jim Morrison was the Lizard King. Who was the Lizard Queen?

[HowardRoark]

Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?

You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.

[HowardRoark]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/71/ff/0e71ffd0a2f95e9f35be17517883e231.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/8/88/Changesonebowie.jpg/479px-Changesonebowie.jpg

Don't judge.

[mraynrand]

You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.

Why??

[Cheesehead Craig]

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[MadtownPacker]

Why??
Because the real question is why would they put a skinny, pumpkin head twig to play the voluptuous MJ we all know from the comics.

[pbmax]

Because the real question is why would they put a skinny, pumpkin head twig to play the voluptuous MJ we all know from the comics.

4/5. Would watch again.

http://static8.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/40/772734-spideyjane.jpg

[Joemailman]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[George Cumby]

How much wood would a Woodbuck buck, if a Woodbuck could buck wood?

[woodbuck27]

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Without assuming anything the answer cannot be deduced as there's not enough information.

[woodbuck27]

How much wood would a Woodbuck buck, if a Woodbuck could buck wood?

This amazes me as just one story of when "men were men":

I learned that my Maternal Grandfather achieved that amazes me:

I was told that one time working from sunrise to sunset and with 'only' this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11KRPG5K9DL.jpg

He split and piled 4 1/2 full cords of hardwood.

[George Cumby]

Thats cool, Woody. Sincerely.

[mraynrand]

Shouldn't Randy Breuer have played for the Brewers and Rob Deer for the Bucks?

[Patler]

This amazes me as just one story of when "men were men":

I learned that my Maternal Grandfather achieved that amazes me:

I was told that one time working from sunrise to sunset and with 'only' this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11KRPG5K9DL.jpg

He split and piled 4 1/2 full cords of hardwood.



Hey Woody;

Are you sure it wasn't this?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Maul-1.jpg


Isn't that what every self respecting woodsplitter would have used for maximum production? :wink: :-)
(I had a close, personal relationship with both as a teenager on the farm!)

[Patler]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?

[hoosier]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?

http://blog.appliancerepairnewmexico.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dryer.jpg

[Iron Mike]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/71/ff/0e71ffd0a2f95e9f35be17517883e231.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/8/88/Changesonebowie.jpg/479px-Changesonebowie.jpg

She'll never nail the heterochromia part....

[Iron Mike]

Jim Morrison was the Lizard King. Who was the Lizard Queen?

http://orig12.deviantart.net/06b2/f/2014/076/8/3/simpsons_wallpaper_lizard_by_ultracow1-d7amtpj.jpg

[MadtownPacker]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?Cant do it on this version unless you copy the image, resize, and load to a file saving site. You would then link it to there.

[George Cumby]

Hey Woody;

Are you sure it wasn't this?



Isn't that what every self respecting woodsplitter would have used for maximum production? :wink: :-)
(I had a close, personal relationship with both as a teenager on the farm!)

THAT'S not a maul.

Now THAT'S a maul:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31vETzBI5DL._SX300_.jpg

12 pounds o' love, Baby!

[woodbuck27]

In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

In the movies everybody gets a torch.

In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.

"Originally Posted by woodbuck27

"Cheaters are like a forest fire. Lots of lost life and severe damage."

LOL :roll:

Where did you find that tick?

[woodbuck27]

She'll never nail the heterochromia part....

Davis Bowie lives on.

Is this like Dracula and Halloween?

[woodbuck27]

Hey Woody;

Are you sure it wasn't this?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Maul-1.jpg


Isn't that what every self respecting woodsplitter would have used for maximum production? :wink: :-)
(I had a close, personal relationship with both as a teenager on the farm!)

No Patler..... Eldon Bell used an axe (a double headed axe) like the one I depicted in the original post. That axe is still being used in the woodshed of my country home.

Here's a video on how to sharpen one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kOTXJiyTc

[woodbuck27]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/e1/59/f8e15938b34065d2aadcd10d2c03d15d.jpg

It's all that face paint. It spoils the broth.

[woodbuck27]

Because the real question is why would they put a skinny, pumpkin head twig to play the voluptuous MJ we all know from the comics.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/11/3f/ec/113feca15c73137733de20ea2d94a29c.jpg

You tell em Mad !

[woodbuck27]

No Patler..... Eldon Bell used an axe (a double headed axe) like the one I depicted in the original post. That axe is still being used in the woodshed of my country home.

Here's a video on how to sharpen one:


more on that:

http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/environment/recreational_trails/publications/fs_publications/99232823/page15.cfm

[mraynrand]

That's not bad, Woodrow. I always preferred the Romita MJ. Still, I was a Gwen Stacy guy - after all, she was a physics major and like Parker, knew about 'science stuff.'

http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/asm42e_zps01df1c61-600x527.jpg

[mraynrand]

http://www.faceittiger.com/uploads/7/0/7/2/70720191/romitagwen.jpg

[MadtownPacker]

Both example show that Kirsten Dunst is no MJ.

[mraynrand]

Both example show that Kirsten Dunst is no MJ.

I agree. But I would not kick her out.