Packer Rats Football Roster: Tryouts

[Tarlam!]

OK. Most of you have played some football.

I am now calling for tryouts to make the Packer Rats Football Team.

I myself, am trying out for the position of Punter. I could hit a ball for about 60 yards in my day and I could still muster a decent 45 today - no problemo!

If I can't be the punter, I'd like to be anything where my 6-4 frame would work if I tuned 50lbs of fat into some serious muscle! I was thinking of trying out for Sam.

BTW: I nominate Mad as HC, B as OC and Nutso as DC. 7 is our "Special" teams babe.

Hey 7, wanna teach me houta PUNT?

[GrnBay007]

Am I "7" ? :twisted:

[Tarlam!]

Am I "7" ? :twisted:

Yup. :cool:

[BananaMan]

Can the ST coach also double as the cheerleading captain?

[GrnBay007]

LOL, my name keeps getting shorter and shorter...........


T, I don't know how to teach punting, but I will gladly monitor you in the training room. :twisted:

[Brando19]

I could be a WR :cool:

[MJZiggy]

Can I be nose tackle?

[oregonpackfan]

Since Najeh Davenport is no longer on the team and I am old enough to start clipping Depends coupons, can I be the tailback? :lol:

OPF

[GrnBay007]

LOL!!!!

[Mazzin]

Ill gladly be the water-bitch!

[GBRulz]

Can I be the tight ends coach? I can offer great hindsight into their development :twisted:

[Charles Woodson]

i wana be ryan longwell

[justanotherpackfan]

I think I'll take strength and conditioning coach and maybe kicker too.

[red]

well i'm the same size as greg jennings, and went to the same school, and when i was 14 i ran the same 40 as him

so i guess i could be a WR




now i want more money

[Zool]

Fine I'll be the Tight End.

[Green Bud Packer]

i'll play nose tackle, now bring me some water,bitch.

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

I could be QB, I have amazing accuracy and having been playing QB since I was a kid. Am only 5'10 so that would be my weakness :wink:

[Tony Oday]

I can return kicks and punts. I only fumbled one and that was when I got speared and broke my arm.

[Badgepack]

Too slow for corner, guess I will try out for safety.

[Scott Campbell]

I don't care where I play as long as I get the opportunity to cause snot bubbles.

[BlueBrewer]

Finally my chance to brag, I was honerable mention all-state center in high school. I was the kicker, long snapper, and also MLB. I never came off the field unless we were blowing someone out.

[Tarlam!]

Looks like we got a lot of talent in here.

Where the hell are the coaches to start putting the roster together? Till now, only 7 has agreed!

[MJZiggy]

(you do realize I was joking and am like nowhere near the size of a nose tackle, right??? Good heavens, I HOPE you'd realize that!)

[Iron Mike]

CB here.......AKA Darren Charles Killa!!! :twisted:

[Scott Campbell]

(you do realize I was joking and am like nowhere near the size of a nose tackle, right??? Good heavens, I HOPE you'd realize that!)


Then it's critical that you learn to play with good leverage.

[Scott Campbell]

CB here.......AKA Darren Charles Killa!!! :twisted:


Wait a minute. Is that you Tank and your other account????

[justanotherpackfan]

Hit the weights! :smile: I expect lots of cleans and squats.

[Iron Mike]

CB here.......AKA Darren Charles Killa!!! :twisted:


Wait a minute. Is that you Tank and your other account????

HAHAHAHA!!!! Have you ever read me pimping Coldplay or hitting on Mazzin??? :wink:

[Tony Oday]

CB here.......AKA Darren Charles Killa!!! :twisted:


Wait a minute. Is that you Tank and your other account????

HAHAHAHA!!!! Have you ever read me pimping Coldplay or hitting on Mazzin??? :wink:

you know how I know your gay? You listen to coldplay...

[Scott Campbell]

Does Ziggy get her own locker room, or does she get to shower with us?

[pacfan]

Does Ziggy get her own locker room, or does she get to shower with us?

I can be the MLB or rush end, but I'm picky about who I shower with.

[MJZiggy]

Ziggy agrees to go home sweaty. It's ok, she won't make it through the first practice without having to be hospitalized anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[Zool]

Ziggy agrees to go home sweaty. It's ok, she won't make it through the first practice without having to be hospitalized anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.Boo

[MJZiggy]

Are you booing my impending hospitalization or my ability to drive sweaty?

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

So whats the starting lineup?

[the_idle_threat]

As detailed on another thread, I could nail down an O-line spot if I get some decent coaching. I've got the size and athletic ability ... just no skillz ...

[Bretsky]

I was a solid TE in High School. Good Soft Hands; they called me the Hoover.

B

[GrnBay007]

I was a solid TE in High School.

B

I knew there was a reason I liked you. :wink: :razz:

[HarveyWallbangers]

I was a solid TE in High School. Good Soft Hands; they called me the Hoover.

The thing you didn't know was it wasn't because of your skills on the gridiron.
:razz:

[HarveyWallbangers]

I'm still laughing. The Hoover. Ha Ha Ha! That's friggin' hilarious!

[Bretsky]

I'm still laughing. The Hoover. Ha Ha Ha! That's friggin' hilarious!

I was having a great practice and made some nice one handed grabs one day, and the coach started calling me The Hoover and instructed the QB to throw the next pass well over my head.

[HarveyWallbangers]

I was having a great practice and made some nice one handed grabs one day, and the coach started calling me The Hoover and instructed the QB to throw the next pass well over my head.

That's awesome! Just so you aren't the Hoover off the field too. You need to head up to Green Bay for the Cardinals game, so I can test the Hoover in the parking lot.

[GBRulz]

The cheerleaders probably gave you that name!

[Zool]

I was having a great practice and made some nice one handed grabs one day, and the coach started calling me The Hoover and instructed the QB to throw the next pass well over my head.

That's awesome! Just so you aren't the Hoover off the field too. You need to head up to Green Bay for the Cardinals game, so I can test the Hoover in the parking lot.HA! Wouldnt that be off the field Hoovering?

[Tarlam!]

So whats the starting lineup?

Damned if I know, Mad hasn't bothered to tell anyone!

[swede]

Bretsky,

Hoover is the brand name of a machine which is designed to suck.

What kind of sense of humor did your coach have?

[AtlPackFan]

I played wide out my freshman year in high school and then for four years of college intramurals. Does that count? I'm a few pounds over my high school/college playing weight though...OK, 30. Hell, 180 was too light anyway! :smile:

[Tarlam!]

Still not enough to compete, though!! We are deserately lacking players!!