Anti-Polar Bear
09-19-2016, 03:57 AM
Hoes (Duds):
Great Arm of Butte - Inaccurate. Indecisive. Fumbled the rock more times in this game than Don Majkowski did in his entire NFL career - And the "Majik Man" was infamous for his fumbling, as well as his mallet. Get ya shit together already, Twelve!
LaToya Adams - Dropped a bunch of tough catches, but he still has to catch 'em. He's a fuckin' receiver, for fuck's sake! This guy can't catch. Amen. Packers would be better off moving Adams to saftey.
LaMary Randall - Diggs dug a hole in that new Metrosexual Dome and buried Randall alive. Randall's performance was a disgrace to corners all over the world in the present, in the past, in the future, in 2D, in 3D, in 4D, in 5D and even in 6D. It was so disgraceful, I actually wished for a moment that I was never a shutdown corner in high school. PI on that pivotal 3rd down play was unwarranted, though. That was a textbook pass "defensed" (I know that to be true b/c I was a shutdown corner in high school, and I shut down Darren Charles in a game).
OL - Bak and Bulaga were Minnesota's bitches. Tretter lost penetration far too often. Lang was a flag a-waiting to happen. Taylor? This guy actually played fair.
Burnett - Awful yet again in coverage. Tackled terribly. The D actually played better after Burnett got KOed. Happy to see my dawg, K-Brice, get some snaps.
Pimps (Studs):
Daniels - Instrumental against the run. Drew unnecessary roughness for being crazy after a play.
Great Arm of Butte - Inaccurate. Indecisive. Fumbled the rock more times in this game than Don Majkowski did in his entire NFL career - And the "Majik Man" was infamous for his fumbling, as well as his mallet. Get ya shit together already, Twelve!
LaToya Adams - Dropped a bunch of tough catches, but he still has to catch 'em. He's a fuckin' receiver, for fuck's sake! This guy can't catch. Amen. Packers would be better off moving Adams to saftey.
LaMary Randall - Diggs dug a hole in that new Metrosexual Dome and buried Randall alive. Randall's performance was a disgrace to corners all over the world in the present, in the past, in the future, in 2D, in 3D, in 4D, in 5D and even in 6D. It was so disgraceful, I actually wished for a moment that I was never a shutdown corner in high school. PI on that pivotal 3rd down play was unwarranted, though. That was a textbook pass "defensed" (I know that to be true b/c I was a shutdown corner in high school, and I shut down Darren Charles in a game).
OL - Bak and Bulaga were Minnesota's bitches. Tretter lost penetration far too often. Lang was a flag a-waiting to happen. Taylor? This guy actually played fair.
Burnett - Awful yet again in coverage. Tackled terribly. The D actually played better after Burnett got KOed. Happy to see my dawg, K-Brice, get some snaps.
Pimps (Studs):
Daniels - Instrumental against the run. Drew unnecessary roughness for being crazy after a play.