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pbmax
09-24-2016, 09:09 AM
Blake Martinez and Jake Ryan need a nickname. Blake 'n Jake is far too easy and a portmanteau might trigger a singularity or at least a recursive algorithm.

The Two Jakes would have been nice if Mr. and Mrs. Martinez had as much foresight as Mr. and Mrs. Ryan.

Ideas?

Also the two fourth round picks make this defense as good as its been since 2010.

http://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/33645/shake-n-bake-jake-n-blake-by-any-name-packers-like-linebackers-ryan-martinez
Fritz
09-24-2016, 09:15 AM
If they play badly on Sunday, we can call them "Dumb and Dumber."
If they play well we can call them "Starsky and Hutch."
If it turns into a clownshow we can call them "Laurel and Hardy."

Wait, I got it. Martinez is hispanic, Ryan's mom is, too...and those two ILB's are cleaning up messes these days . . . so . . .

"Spic and Span"
texaspackerbacker
09-24-2016, 09:38 AM
ooooh that's good. Matthews is the one who looks like old TV Starsky anyway.

(it just occurred to me maybe you didn't know exactly what you said hahahahaha)
Smidgeon
09-24-2016, 10:02 AM
The off-white hopes?

All kidding aside, we did come up with Claymaker. It took a few years for it to permeate to the media, but we have the potential to influence this one too.
George Cumby
09-24-2016, 10:47 AM
RYTINEZ.

Pronounced: RYE-tea-nez.
vince
09-24-2016, 10:56 AM
Surf & Turf
Bruise Brothers
Lenny & Squiggy
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4b/cf/fe/4bcffee3b5d9c8ecf275255f744be1fd.jpg
vince
09-24-2016, 11:05 AM
Jon & Ponch
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20000000/Jon-and-Ponch-chips-20034699-389-500.jpg
gbgary
09-24-2016, 11:30 AM
If they play badly on Sunday, we can call them "Dumb and Dumber."
If they play well we can call them "Starsky and Hutch."
If it turns into a clownshow we can call them "Laurel and Hardy."

Wait, I got it. Martinez is hispanic, Ryan's mom is, too...and those two ILB's are cleaning up messes these days . . . so . . .

"Spic and Span"



:lol:

:clap:
Harlan Huckleby
09-24-2016, 12:28 PM
Fritz beat me to spic and span.

I assume Ryan is Irish. How about spic & mick?
pbmax
09-24-2016, 12:42 PM
I kinda like Jon and Ponch, but that might just be a sign of age.
Harlan Huckleby
09-24-2016, 12:46 PM
I kinda like Jon and Ponch, but that might just be a sign of age.

I feel a poll coming on.
Maxie the Taxi
09-24-2016, 01:34 PM
Gold Dust Twins

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrJkAUkUAAA9a24.jpg

Coal Dust Twins
http://prod.static.packers.clubs.nfl.com//assets/club-images/content-stream/2016/09-september/160907-insidelbs-feature-300.jpg
Fritz
09-24-2016, 02:12 PM
Fritz beat me to spic and span.

I assume Ryan is Irish. How about spic & mick?


That's it!

Spic and Mick.
vince
09-24-2016, 02:31 PM
spic and mick - winner

That'll stick like grease. Prolly spur another surprise cut or two. ;-)
HarveyWallbangers
09-24-2016, 02:37 PM
I was thinking Jon and Ponch when I saw the thread title. Jake and Ponch.
Anti-Polar Bear
09-24-2016, 02:50 PM
DP
Anti-Polar Bear
09-24-2016, 02:51 PM
Who the hell are Jon and Ponch?

Fez and Kelso

https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r8jyABdh1rx6gl2o1_500.gif
Harlan Huckleby
09-24-2016, 03:24 PM
That's it!

Spic and Mick.

I don't know, I'm afraid our day may be past. We can no longer call a spade a spade - even "oriental" is off limits unless it's a rug. The good old days are gone, the only hope for us is if a savior comes along to make America great again.