The Official Packers - Texans Gameday Thread

[ThunderDan]

This is game 2 of the promised streak by ARod. Houston is without Clowney and Watt for the game and that should help our O look "really good" for a second straight week.

I have a confession to make. Houston was my 2nd favorite team growing up. Earl Campbell was a stud.

Well, these aren't my childhood's Oilers. Packers 31 - Oiler want to bes - 17

[Joemailman]

Packers 27
Texans 20

A December game in Lambeau but it's the team from the south who will be looking to run the ball. Packers can't really run well against anybody, and Houston has Wilfork in the middle. Still, Rodgers should have plenty of time to throw. Hopefully, that won't cause him to abandon the quick passing game. Bottom line though is that Rodgers is just so much better than Osweiler.

[channtheman]

Should be an easy win. Pack in a blowout. 38-13.

[Fritz]

This is game 2 of the promised streak by ARod. Houston is without Clowney and Watt for the game and that should help our O look "really good" for a second straight week.

I have a confession to make. Houston was my 2nd favorite team growing up. Earl Campbell was a stud.

Well, these aren't my childhood's Oilers. Packers 31 - Oiler want to bes - 17

Despite Dan's slightly disturbing, somewhat erotically-tinged confession, I agree that Earl Campbell was a man amongst boys, and I liked the Oilers. Fuck the Texans, though.

I think it'll be close. Maybe 27-24 Pack.

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Y'all realize that the Oilers are now the Titans, right?

[Bossman641]

The streak continues. Pack take it 30-17 as the Texans can't wait to leave the snow.

[arcilite]

We expecting some snow for this game?

1-3 inches?

[Maxie the Taxi]

The Packers still have their backs to the wall and Stubby continues to be the best in the business of capitalizing on this fact. The Arod aerial show continues as the Pack's drive to the Super Bowl goes on unabated.

Pack 42 Texans 14

[Joemailman]

Here is the full list of Packers inactives against the Texans:

WR Trevor Davis

CB Makinton Dorleant

ILB Blake Martinez

OLB Kyler Fackrell

G T.J. Lang

C JC Tretter

DT Christian Ringo

[ThunderDan]

Here is the full list of Packers inactives against the Texans:

WR Trevor Davis

CB Makinton Dorleant

ILB Blake Martinez

OLB Kyler Fackrell

G T.J. Lang

C JC Tretter

DT Christian Ringo

Glass Joe Clay Matthews playing.

[ThunderDan]

Go Pack Go!

[ThunderDan]

Steroid Stallion being interviewed pregame for Texans.

[red]

i would like our next head coach to accept the kickoff every once in awhile

you know, let our offense set the tone

[ThunderDan]

Great play by Perry, Clay way out of position.

[red]

Steroid Stallion being interviewed pregame for Texans.

and former teammate and good buddy of our own steroid queen

[ThunderDan]

Dang, good rush and QB scrambles for the first.

[red]

must be icy conditions, ryan just slid right off the QB

[red]

how do you line up offsides?

[ThunderDan]

and former teammate and good buddy of our own steroid queen

At least ours hasnt been caught yet!

[pittstang5]

Tighten up D!

[Maxie the Taxi]

You heard it...Our defense is "athletic and fearless!"

[ThunderDan]

Good break on the ball by Burnett.

[Rutnstrut]

and former teammate and good buddy of our own steroid queen

That was my first thought as well.

[red]

phil sims is the biggest idiot ever

we are fearless on D down the sidelines?

we are daring someone to throw deep on us?

ummmm no, thats exactly what always kills us

[red]

theres the turnovers we need on D

[ThunderDan]

Yeah!!!! Good play D!!

[red]

burnett caught by an o-lineman btw

[ThunderDan]

Nice to see both Rollins and Gunter attack the receiver to stop him short of the first down.

[Maxie the Taxi]

So far the play calling is not too good.

[red]

just a nice big downfield target

[pittstang5]

Nice move Jordy! There ya Go!!!

[ThunderDan]

12 men on the field

[pittstang5]

Should've been a TD!!! Cmon Jordy!

[red]

i absolutely love games in weather like this

[pittstang5]

on the 2 and empty backfield. At least try a play action. Cmon MM!!!!

[pittstang5]

Give it to RIPPER!!!!!

[ThunderDan]

Cobb is mugged by 2 defenders and Simms says that is good coverage.

[red]

were is he going?, there is no pressure, but he takes off and creates pressure by spinning right towards a guy

[pittstang5]

GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!

[Cheesehead Craig]

Son of a bitch

[ThunderDan]

Really, that is points lost.

[beveaux1]

Terrible snap.

[red]

jesus fucking christ

jackass

how many d-linemen did they have on that play? looked like 6 or 7

[Teamcheez1]

Rodgers is going on the dud list.

[pittstang5]

Damn it!

[ThunderDan]

Looked like Lindsley snapped short trying to rush to a reach block.

[beveaux1]

Rodgers is going on the dud list.

Don't think it was Rodgers. Linsley snapped it into hi own hip.

[Rutnstrut]

Terrible snap.

Rodgers pulled out early;)

[red]

so, we get the ball at their 25 or 30 and get no points. not good enough

and thats why defenders should try harder to score on every turnover

[pittstang5]

Cmon Defense!!! Guion...that's twice....knock it off!!!

[red]

get guion off the fucking field

[pbmax]

Bad play, but it was the snap.

[Teamcheez1]

Put Guions ass on the bench.

[Rutnstrut]

Rodgers pulled out early;)

I know he didn't was just repeating the tv idiot.

[ThunderDan]

Guion you right across from the center.

[pbmax]

Great. Perry hurt.

[red]

perry hurt

you knew it had to happen at some point

[Rutnstrut]

Perry hurt, the pussymeter is pegged today.

[pittstang5]

We have depth on defense? Uh, no we don't Mr. Simms. Everybody's hurt

[gbgary]

perry out with a hand. greaaat..

[beveaux1]

Good defense.

[pbmax]

Now THAT was a delayed blitz!

[Patler]

From the replay, looked like Linsley started to move well before Rodgers did, and the ball never got to Rodgers hands.

[red]

thrown right at jerret bush

[pbmax]

Thomas should not have blitzed, RB was releasing into a route.

[ThunderDan]

Good blitz there. Good job D.

[pittstang5]

perry hurt

you knew it had to happen at some point

Surprised he lasted this long.

[beveaux1]

Good return Cobb.

[Teamcheez1]

Burnett didn't whiff that time.

[Rutnstrut]

From the replay, looked like Linsley started to move well before Rodgers did, and the ball never got to Rodgers hands.

Spot on. That one is all on Lindsley.

[red]

i wish peyton would die so i wouldn't have to see his stupid fucking commercials anymore

[pittstang5]

It's bad that I know the play before it happens and I know what the outcome is going to be. UGH!!!!!!!!!

[ThunderDan]

Ouch, Starks picked the wrong hole and got drilled.

[pbmax]

Bad read. He had the first off Guard.

[red]

starks isn't even trying to run hard anymore

where the hell is christine?

[Teamcheez1]

Starks is just a guy. Is this the best MM can come up with? Pathetic.

[gbgary]

a passing team running sideways in the snow. smh

[beveaux1]

9 yd pass on 1st down and 2 runs lose 3 yds.

[pbmax]

a passing team running sideways in the snow. smh

Wasn't the play call. He was supposed to go between the Guard and Tackle.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Play just looked slow.

[Teamcheez1]

Wasn't the play call. He was supposed to go between the Guard and Tackle.

Still some bad play calling.

[red]

wow, ryan shot right through there

[pbmax]

9 yd pass on 1st down and 2 runs lose 3 yds.

This is one of the things I don't get from M3. He doesn't run a run first offense at all. But he constantly gets caught in thinking he NEEDS to run in certain situations.

Then he is on the goal line and empties the backfield.

[ThunderDan]

Jake Ryan with a great run blitz.

[pittstang5]

This is one of the things I don't get from M3. He doesn't run a run first offense at all. But he constantly gets caught in thinking he NEEDS to run in certain situations.

Then he is on the goal line and empties the backfield.

Exactly!!!

[pbmax]

wow, ryan shot right through there

He must have gotten that off film or it was the perfect run blitz.

[red]

i love that shot, looks like lambeau is floating in the clouds

[pittstang5]

Good Grief!!!! Stop the run!!!

[Teamcheez1]

Wasn't the play call. He was supposed to go between the Guard and Tackle.

Still a bad play call. Starks is garbage.

[pbmax]

Rollins!

[beveaux1]

Rollins.

[ThunderDan]

Matthew too far over on the run.

[red]

This is one of the things I don't get from M3. He doesn't run a run first offense at all. But he constantly gets caught in thinking he NEEDS to run in certain situations.

Then he is on the goal line and empties the backfield.

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2011/09/mike-mccarthy2.jpg

[pittstang5]

Gotta get off the field on 3rd and long. Cmon Defense!!!!

[ThunderDan]

I like our D attacking more this week.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Gotta be kidding me

[Teamcheez1]

Defense is crap.

[pbmax]

That is just ridiculous.

[ThunderDan]

Ryan is hurt again.

[red]

I like our D attacking more this week.

works better when our offense can move the ball

[ThunderDan]

Has Phil Simms watched any Packer games this year? #clueless

[Rutnstrut]

Ryan is hurt again.

Nooo, the pussymeter will break.

[Teamcheez1]

I like our D attacking more this week.

And missing.

[red]

Ryan is hurt again.

do we have any line backers left?

maybe we can put guion there, then he might not line up offsides

[beveaux1]

Need to get off the field here.

[Rutnstrut]

Has Phil Simms watched any Packer games this year? #clueless

It wouldn't matter, he's an idiot.

[red]

Has Phil Simms watched any Packer games this year? #clueless

hes just saying the same shit he said earlier this year

didn't make sense then either

[pittstang5]

Nice Tackle! Will they punt? I wouldn't against this pathetic Defense.

[red]

don't jump

[ThunderDan]

Good tackle by Burnett, keeping Texans short of first.

[pittstang5]

Cmon DEFENSE For crying out loud!!!!

[Rutnstrut]

Nice stop.

[beveaux1]

Burnett playing lights out.

[red]

good stop

randall looking like a fucking moron

not even paying attention to the play

[ThunderDan]

Defense holds again.

[gbgary]

nice! come on now o!

[pittstang5]

Nice Stop!

[Teamcheez1]

I'm shocked the defense made a play. Time for another 3 and out.

[beveaux1]

Their run game looks like ours.

[pittstang5]

So, this is going to be one of those games where the Defense has come to play and the offense can't do shit

[arcilite]

What in the world was Randall doing on that stop?

Jumping up and down pointing at the WR?

[pbmax]

Wes Hodkiewicz ‏@WesHod 27s27 seconds ago
Christine Michael is on the field for the #Packers' third series #HOUvsGB

[Rutnstrut]

Time for stubby to squander good field position again.

[pittstang5]

What in the world was Randall doing on that stop?

Jumping up and down pointing at the WR?

Curious as well. Illegal formation?

[red]

Nooo, the pussymeter will break.

can we call it the vagin-a-meter?

[Teamcheez1]

Finally keep Starks out.

[pbmax]

What in the world was Randall doing on that stop?

Jumping up and down pointing at the WR?

False start on WR. Ref missed it.

[King Friday]

ABout damn time they put the athletic RB in.

[red]

that is not "really coming down" tracy

i can still see the players

[pittstang5]

Michael looks 10 times faster than Starks in just one rush. keep him in

[Rutnstrut]

Wes Hodkiewicz ‏@WesHod 27s27 seconds ago
Christine Michael is on the field for the #Packers' third series #HOUvsGB

Doesn't matter. Even if he runs lights out, stubby will take him out.

[red]

finally a christine sighting

[Rutnstrut]

Run up the MIDDLE!!!!!

[Teamcheez1]

MM screws the pooch again.

[red]

lol

2 more runs in a row on 2nd and 3rd and short

run it again mike, why not

[pbmax]

And that is the part of McCarthy's game plan that kills him in close games.

[pittstang5]

Same fuckin Play!!!! Fuck you MM.....FUCK YOU!!!!!

[pbmax]

Lane Taylor is a tackle?

[red]

good push

and he hit the hole

[ThunderDan]

Nice use of the check down there.

[red]

words of wisdom from phil

[red]

starks needs to be benched, then maybe cut

these other guys look so much better

[red]

gonna be tough to see he sidelines soon, unless they plug in the field

[beveaux1]

This offense looks good.

[pbmax]

And a snow angel!

Nice roll out by Rodgers that time. That one was purposeful.

[ThunderDan]

Touchdown Randall Ocbb.

[red]

very nice

sometimes it works out when the whole o-line and d-line get tangled and fall down

[pittstang5]

Nice!

[gbgary]

Simms talking to hear himself. taking what the d gives us is a recent thing. not the norm.


TD...Cobb!

[ThunderDan]

Nice little draw on the extra point Mason!

[red]

Nice little draw on the extra point Mason!

you could see the ball?

i couldn't at all

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Motherfuck!!!!! DirecTV's out here. I am done with DTV...Gonna cancel it ASAP!!! :x

[beveaux1]

Our special teams are not special.

[pbmax]

Nice little draw on the extra point Mason!

Solved the fade, did he?

[red]

Motherfuck!!!!! DirecTV's out here. I am done with DTV...Gonna cancel it ASAP!!! :x

dish is worse

mine went in and out on the last series, i thought it might have been the feed

[pbmax]

Motherfuck!!!!! DirecTV's out here. I am done with DTV...Gonna cancel it ASAP!!! :x

CBS online app (which you have to buy but has a free month or two I think) will be streaming their NFL games. Not sure if it has started yet tough.

[pbmax]

Rollins, there is no excuse for trying to throw him down and then letting him go.

[red]

Our special teams are not special.

depends on what kind of special you mean

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4898200b14b9b9110088aab9-1190-625/dreamworks-simple-jack-retard-movie-offended-people-so-we-took-site-down.jpg

[ThunderDan]

Wrap up Rollins.

[Teamcheez1]

Ryan has been a disappointment.

[Iron Mike]

What's Bradford doing out there???

[beveaux1]

Lowry!

[pbmax]

Don;t know this site, so reader beware:
https://www.conversionaid.com/cbs-all-access-a-big-fail/


LOWRY! GATOR!

[red]

hey, its that guy

[ThunderDan]

Guion playing well, just stay onsides.

[Teamcheez1]

Possible fuckdoggle.

[red]

What's Bradford doing out there???

everyone else is hurt

[ThunderDan]

I must be 5 seconds behind you guys on feed. Lowry just got the sack.

[beveaux1]

Good return Cobb!

[pbmax]

If you took Bill O'Brien's offense and a Dave Wannstedt defense, they could take ANY talent level (great or terrible) and go 8-8. They would out Jeff Fisher - Jeff Fisher.

[red]

these guys are both clowns

"he's got running room", 3 guys standing in front of him about to tackle him

[ThunderDan]

Nice return Cobb.

[pbmax]

I must be 5 seconds behind you guys on feed. Lowry just got the sack.

What are you watching?

[Teamcheez1]

I guess we know why Davis is inactive.

[red]

If you took Bill O'Brien's offense and a Dave Wannstedt defense, they could take ANY talent level (great or terrible) and go 8-8. They would out Jeff Fisher - Jeff Fisher.

who just got a new 2 year extension today

they are also gonna name their new stadium the "average bowl"

[pbmax]

Don;t know this site, so reader beware:

https://www.conversionaid.com/cbs-all-access-a-big-fail/




This was for Tank to read about CBS online access for NFL.

[red]

I must be 5 seconds behind you guys on feed. Lowry just got the sack.

i noticed that earlier, i think a few of you have delayed feeds

[beveaux1]

He sailed that one.

[ThunderDan]

What are you watching?

TDS cable in Madison.

[red]

talk some more about how accurate a-rod has been

[Teamcheez1]

Two bad throws by Rodgers.

[pbmax]

TDS cable in Madison.

Weird because that is what I am on.

[Iron Mike]

Jump higher, Adams......you fraud!!!! :)

[ThunderDan]

He sailed that one.

This is ridiculous. I read that and was like wtf is he talking about and then another 5 seconds later the ball goes over Adams head.

[red]

This is ridiculous. I read that and was like wtf is he talking about and then another 5 seconds later the ball goes over Adams head.

see, iron mike is even further behind you

[beveaux1]

Rodgers has two things affecting his accuracy, a hammy and the weather.

[ThunderDan]

Weird because that is what I am on.

Something happened with our cable. Pushed the advance 30 seconds and I finally caught up. TV glitched at start of 2nd quarter.

[red]

GREAT FUCKING STORY PHIL

[red]

Rodgers has two things affecting his accuracy, a hammy and the weather.

course neither had any effect on him on the previous drive

[ThunderDan]

D looks better with both Randall and Rollins in the game.

[pbmax]

Maybe never mind Tank unless DirectTV has a online stream.


CBS made a few online games available for free last season and might do so again this year, but most of its games will also require a cable or satellite subscription. The $6-a-month CBS All Access online service alone won’t get you the games.

[gbgary]

our DBs actually playing bump and run.

[beveaux1]

Fell right on his shoulder on a halfway frozen field. Not good.

[pbmax]

our DBs actually playing bump and run.

Odd too, because they started in zone.

[Iron Mike]

Did you see Clinton-Dix playing in the snow???

[Iron Mike]

see, iron mike is even further behind you

I'm watching online, so don't spoil it for me, fuckers....

[pbmax]

OK, lets test latency. Next time they go to commercial, post when you can see it.

[red]

stand him up, walk him to the sideline and work on him there

its not like he hurt his neck or back, or a leg where he can't walk off the field

[pbmax]

I'm watching online, so don't spoil it for me, fuckers....

Can't believe Santa fell out of the sleigh in the middle of the halftime show!

Missed the commercial.

[Iron Mike]

I went to HS with Tundra Man. Str8 up.....no Tank Darren Charles story.

[Cheesehead Craig]

stand him up, walk him to the sideline and work on him there

its not like he hurt his neck or back, or a leg where he can't walk off the field

No shit. Get the fuck off the field.

[red]

need to bring the stretcher crews from soccer

[Teamcheez1]

What a wimp.

[red]

just grab him by the legs and pall him off

[pbmax]

I went to HS with Tundra Man. Str8 up.....no Tank Darren Charles story.

Was he a costume guy in High School?

[red]

yeah, don't walk off the field, then to the locker room, walk all the way down the field

we'll wait

[ThunderDan]

D looking stellar this week. What happened the last 6 weeks?

[pbmax]

Evans, why are you near the ball?

[Teamcheez1]

Dumb play by Evans.

[red]

who the fuck is evans?

[gbgary]

evans almost pulled a bostick.

[red]

D looking stellar this week. What happened the last 6 weeks?

or the other team can't play in the snow

[pbmax]

If he runs this time, I am going to shovel snow

[gbgary]

need a TD before half.

[pbmax]

If he runs this time, I am going to shovel snow

I'll forgive it out of shotgun to Ripper.

[Iron Mike]

Was he a costume guy in High School?

No, he started that baseball cap-foam thing while working in a factory here in FDL that makes fast-food restaurant interiors.

http://www.bigguyhats.com/

[ThunderDan]

This short timing O is working well.

[red]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cobb got lost in an interdimensional vortex

[Teamcheez1]

We have 50 yards to go. They should have run a play.

[gbgary]

why are they letting the clock run?

[pbmax]

No, he started that baseball cap-foam thing while working in a factory here in FDL that makes fast-food restaurant interiors.

http://www.bigguyhats.com/

Got it. Part marketing. Makes more sense than Barrel guy.

[beveaux1]

The hammy is tightening up. The cold will do that.

[Teamcheez1]

why are they letting the clock run?

Stubby clock management.

[red]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/user_images/4269000/disneyworld007-4269958_273_209.jpg

[beveaux1]

Rodgers won't do any running today.

[red]

a-rod just got stepped on

[Teamcheez1]

Rodgers is really not playing well.

[red]

gotta dive for that adams

[pbmax]

Schuum seems to be settling down.

[red]

Rodgers is really not playing well.

it is shitty weather

[ThunderDan]

gotta dive for that adams

Hard to dive when the CB is grabbing both of your hips.

[beveaux1]

gotta dive for that adams

Hard to dive when the defensive back has his arms around you.

[gbgary]

gotta dive for that adams

guy had him around the waste.

[red]

Schuum seems to be settling down.

yeah, i don't remember having to bitch about punting for quite awhile

[Iron Mike]

You think Cushing and Matthews got together before the game to fire up the hGH????

[Teamcheez1]

it is shitty weather

68 yards is Rex Grossman territory.

[red]

guy had him around the waste.

barely

[gbgary]

Rodgers is really not playing well.

110 passer rating.

[Iron Mike]

The Best Buy commercial just started for me.

[red]

You think Cushing and Matthews got together before the game to fire up the hGH????

oh hell yeah

[ThunderDan]

Hold them D. No time outs MM.

[Teamcheez1]

110 passer rating.

Means nothing when you realize he has 68 yards in a half of football.

[red]

i could have told you it was a shoulder injury

[gbgary]

now we start playing soft. smh

[Iron Mike]

Didn't Hyde and Fedorowicz both go to Iowa???

[red]

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red]

Didn't Hyde and Fedorowicz both go to Iowa???

yes, and bulaga

[ThunderDan]

Peppers will the sack.

[beveaux1]

Peppers!