These stories write themselves

[mraynrand]

Erin McAulliffe, a math teacher at Rocky Mount Prep in North Carolina, was arrested on charges she had sexual contact with three students. (Rocky Mount Police)



http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/erin-mcauliffe-rocky-mount-prep-carolina-teacher-photos-facebook-pictures/

She's from Rocky Mount. I'll say so!

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[MadScientist]

Damn, where the hell were teachers like that when I was in high school.

[mraynrand]

Trump Orders Government to Stop Work on Y2K Bug, 17 Years Later

- The White House is eliminating paperwork for federal agencies

- Federal workers still report on preparedness for year 2000

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-15/trump-orders-government-to-stop-work-on-y2k-bug-17-years-later


Yeah, so we're gonna go ahead and have you stop filling out those TPS reports Peter. If you could just wrap that up that'd be terrific. Thanks a bunch!
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