Thought for the Day

[pbmax]

If Taysom Hill were still here, we wouldn't miss Jeff Janis this much.

[MadScientist]

If Taysom Hill were still here, we wouldn't miss Jeff Janis this much.

The only reason anyone misses Janis is because he ran the wrong route.

[Joemailman]

Equanimeous St. Brown is a strange name.

[wist43]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlKQic_qak

[red]

wrong thread

fuck this thread

[Joemailman]

wrong thread

fuck this thread

That's not a very nice thought.

[mraynrand]

bacon

[woodbuck27]

OLB/ILB Tremaine Edmunds.

Why is he 'a Bill' and NOT 'a Packer'?

[Fritz]

OLB/ILB Tremaine Edmunds.

Why is he 'a Bill' and NOT 'a Packer'?

Why does Woodbov put "quotation marks" around oddly 'random words' and phrases?

[mraynrand]

flapjacks

[mraynrand]

Have all the doughnuts in the world!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4

[hoosier]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[mraynrand]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

good thought, but you need to do it right (add random typos, capitalization, and breaks at your own leisure. Croquet mallet is extra) :

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[Pugger]

The only reason anyone misses Janis is because he ran the wrong route.

:rs:

[George Cumby]

Are there gay llamas?

[Cheesehead Craig]

Are there gay llamas?

If so, is Lorenzo Lamas gay?

[The Shadow]

Are there gay llamas?

The Dolly Lama.

[Zool]

I like soup

[mraynrand]

When people are asked how they are doing, why do they say ‘not too bad’ when they are OK and ‘not too good’ when they are down?

[Deputy Nutz]

Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

[mraynrand]

Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

'not too good'

[hoosier]

It is easier to say what one is not than to say what one is. Being, as Heraclitus noted, loves to hide.

[hoosier]

Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

You had the HPV vaccine? You are supposed to get it before you turn 30, but maybe better late than never!

[mraynrand]

It is easier to say what one is not than to say what one is. Being, as Heraclitus noted, loves to hide.

Heraclitus only said that because he had pimples on his sack.

'Not too good' in a toga, which is why he wore the dark clothing and wept alone...

[Joemailman]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

[Joemailman]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/79/6f/57796fd724f90262fd1ad16ce18d5fd2.jpg

[George Cumby]

There’s no situation so bad that you can’t make worse.

[pbmax]

Jaire Alexander will heal the wound caused by Allen Rossum's parting.

[Joemailman]

Before the year is over, instead if calling MM Fat Mike, Red will be calling him Phat Mike.

[denverYooper]

I am as blank as a fart.

[mraynrand]

I am as blank as a fart. in the wind.

[denverYooper]

in the wind.

Heraclitus?

[denverYooper]

Panta flatuus

[hoosier]

In other words, you cannot smell the same fart twice.

[woodbuck27]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dBeALxS9X9U/TtP6A8TZXeI/AAAAAAAABYk/G86lCvGu-tc/s1600/signs_funny_man_speaks_forest_woman.jpg

[woodbuck27]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7a/35/71/7a357134bafecfde4b9c9db42824e39c--newfoundland.jpg

[woodbuck27]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BVAP576bocc/TswCf61EG6I/AAAAAAAABJI/RTqI39KfCj0/s1600/seatbelts_less_accidents_funny_picture_image_lol_c artoon.jpg

[woodbuck27]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cc/33/1f/cc331f5e9ecb64d4228417e768afa5e9--newfoundland.jpg

[woodbuck27]

A common occurrence in Newfoundland:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BDp_PUgM3tU/TqVlo6eQscI/AAAAAAAAAiI/f1RxcVYUreU/s1600/moose_funny_picture_huge_newfie_riddle_joke_gaming .jpg

Moose !

[woodbuck27]

http://www.readersdigest.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rocky-harbour-atop-gros-morne.jpg

Gettin' this Hun !?

[Zool]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yc57pNjM--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ae1fu81jqxkxgewmlve8.jpg

[mraynrand]

Heraclitus?

So crates.

[mraynrand]

ET never made it home. I think this is an Austin BBQ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcI1GeBW0AEsP5f.jpg

[George Cumby]

Rock

[denverYooper]

So crates.

https://analogkidblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dustwinddude.jpg?w=560

[pbmax]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yc57pNjM--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ae1fu81jqxkxgewmlve8.jpg

http://www.factfiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Fuck-sharks.jpg

[pbmax]

If football were comic books, as Jordy Nelson got on the same page as Derek Carr, he would slowly forget Aaron Rodgers.

[call_me_ishmael]

My thought of today is that Matty Ice is clutch AF.

These are some insane stats.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/8hxpen/insane_stafford_has_converted_on_20_of_24_4th/

[Cheesehead Craig]

Heard this tidbit: Aaron Rodgers was the last QB that was drafted in the 1st round that did not start a game his rookie season.

So go ahead and bank on every QB drafted in the first round starting at some point for their team this season.

[pbmax]

nm

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If football were comic books, as Jordy Nelson got on the same page as Derek Carr, he would slowly forget Aaron Rodgers.

I dunno if I'm suffering from CTE, ala Nutz, or you're posting in French Canadian, ala Woody, but I'm having trouble comprehending many of your posts nowadays.

[pbmax]

Dom Capers has forgotten more football that we know. Which got to be a problem as everyone got older.

[The Shadow]

Dom Capers has forgotten more football that we know. Which got to be a problem as everyone got older.

The problem is he forgot it while still the defensive coordinator.

[wthigoot]

If the Packers had acquired Luke Joeckel before last year, they would have had Joeckel and Hyde.

If Mike Wahle had stayed until Bryan Bulaga was drafted and played next to him, people could misspell them as Beluga-Whale.

[The Shadow]

The Packer defensive backfield could well be KK, JJ, JJ... and HaHa.

[Pugger]

Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

Not me. :wink:

[Pugger]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dBeALxS9X9U/TtP6A8TZXeI/AAAAAAAABYk/G86lCvGu-tc/s1600/signs_funny_man_speaks_forest_woman.jpg

Yes. :lol:

[Joemailman]

Is the Green Bay really green?

[Upnorth]

Aaron Rodgers brings a lot of upside with his tackling.

I stole this from the hot take generator https://www.acmepackingcompany.com/2018/5/10/17340706/packers-hot-take-generator-2018-version

[Pugger]

Is the Green Bay really green?

It can be real green in late July and early August when the algae bloom.

[woodbuck27]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk2utOD6W9MWVF8nlJfeBHOqpklchGk w0WYtk6yc83QgRB8Lbx

Ghheessh !

[woodbuck27]

http://rock95.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dance-newfiew.jpg

If your from Newfoundland and your flight is delayed.

[mraynrand]

CaptainTouchback
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Congrats to @KeithOlbermann on been re-hired at @ESPN. Sorry, too, for your inevitable re-firing.

[NewsBruin]

Are there gay llamas?

And why would you name an animal "Name"?

[woodbuck27]

And why would you name an animal "Name"?

I once met a Waiter at a Chinese Dining Room in Ontario and his name was 'no name'.

[The Shadow]

A very happy & safe 4th of July celebration to all Rats, everywhere.

[theeaterofshades]

A very happy & safe 4th of July celebration to all Rats, everywhere.

Unless you are British/Canadian then we give you the revolutionary middle finger :soap:

[KYPack]

Same to ya, Shadow.

[smuggler]

My thought of today is that Matty Ice is clutch AF.

These are some insane stats.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/8hxpen/insane_stafford_has_converted_on_20_of_24_4th/

Your article is in reference to Matt Stafford. Matty Ice plays in Atlanta, is not nearly as clutch as Stafford.

[pbmax]

Its a good omen the Packers have someone suspended for 2 games at the start of the season. You will stumble before you reach the summit.

[mraynrand]

Your article is in reference to Matt Stafford. Matty Ice plays in Atlanta, is not nearly as clutch as Stafford.

lol

[RashanGary]

Other than the freaks who somehow handle it, the season is too long, especially for a Rb. Two games to start the season, while the other guys have fresh bodies. It’s not even a loss really.

[woodbuck27]

Gee it sure looks like another really HOT Day in Coburg, Ontario. There's not a cloud in the sky.

[Upnorth]

CFL Standings
West Division
Calgary balllickers (think vikings north) 3-0
Saskatchewan Roughriders (Gods team) 2-2
Winnipeg Bluebombers (Think the lions) 2-2
Edmonton Eskimos (Think the Bears) 2-2
BC Lions (think Tampa if your old school) 1-2

East Division
Ottawa Red Blacks (Ottawa has now stolen 2 teams names) 2-1
Hamilton Tigercats (Ron Lancaster is a legend) 2-2
Toronto Argonauts (no one likes any Toronto team) 1-2
Montreal Alouettes (poutine and french strippers) 1-3

See, there is real football up north!

[hoosier]

Old school Tampa: you mean lots of two-and-outs? Judging from the first three weeks, looks like the league could use a little more parity.

[pbmax]

If Rapaport and Schefter get paid per breaking rumor Tweet, they are probably better off with Rodgers not signing until late, than signing early in the offseason.

[Upnorth]

Old school Tampa: you mean lots of two-and-outs? Judging from the first three weeks, looks like the league could use a little more parity.

Lol, exactly.
As to the parity I wish there was more this evening. Calgary beat Ottawa. Not that I'm an Ottawa fan, just like to cheer for whoever is playing Calgary.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The alouettes won’t win the Grey cup this season, but they will end up making the playoffs, just like our beloved Pack did in 04 after that hapless 1-4 start. Then in the offseason, all the planets will align for the team, and some hotshot QB from Canada’s Hockey Stick Butte University named Erin Rogers will fall into their laps. The alouettes will then win the next 4 Grey cups.

Vive le Sherman!

[mraynrand]

The alouettes won’t win the Grey cup this season, but they will end up making the playoffs, just like our beloved Pack did in 04 after that hapless 1-4 start. Then in the offseason, all the planets will align for the team, and some hotshot QB from Canada’s Hockey Stick Butte University named Erin Rogers will fall into their laps. The alouettes will then win the next 4 Grey cups.

Vive le Sherman!

Interesting that you seem to ignore they were routed by the killer combination of Johnny Football to Alex Green in their final preseason game.

[Upnorth]

CFL gaining some traction here! Good to see.
Standings
East Division
Ottawa 2-2
Hamilton 2-2
Toronto 1-3
Montreal 1-3

West Division
Flaming pile of turds 4-0
Edmonton 3-2
Saskatchewan 2-2
BC 2-2
Winnipeg 2-3

For those keeping track Johnny football has yet to throw an incompletion, pick or even football this season.
http://ticats.ca/players/159315

[pbmax]

Let's pause for a moment and remember Ahman Green. And also hope he doesn't keep getting arrested for domestic violence.

Scott Kacsmar @FO_ScottKacsmar
Most runs of 75+ yards since 2001
1. Chris Johnson - 7
2. Adrian Peterson - 6
3. Jamaal Charles - 5
4. Fred Taylor - 3
4. Jamal Lewis - 3
4. Ahman Green - 3
4. DeMarco Murray - 3

[mraynrand]

^ without checking, Detroit home opener in 2001, Denver home final game 2003, and ??? at San Diego 2003...

[pbmax]

^ without checking, Detroit home opener in 2001, Denver home final game 2003, and ??? at San Diego 2003...

Two for three, which is amazing.

Lions, Broncos, Cowboys.

http://pfref.com/tiny/SLPo9

[Smidgeon]

^ without checking, Detroit home opener in 2001, Denver home final game 2003, and ??? at San Diego 2003...

The only game I've been to in person.

[smuggler]

You picked a good one!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

I’m getting blisters on the left side of my sack. I think it’s b/c of friction due to the alienation of long days flipping burgers literally AND figuratively. I’ve tried wearing a bunch of different underwears. Thought the issue was resolved after I started wearing man bikini - didn’t do the trick. Now experiencing with bandaging up the sack and wearing oversized briefs - hopefully that fucking works and heals up the sack.

[hoosier]

You might want to head over to the doctor's office and have that checked. I predict acyclovir might provide some relief.

[Zool]

You might want to head over to the doctor's office and have that checked. I predict acyclovir might provide some relief.

https://i.imgur.com/VAaBpei.gif

[mraynrand]

It might just be an ingrown hair...

[mraynrand]

Anyone see this - The Hefty Lefty got up to 560lbs. Man alive:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgYtRELShDY

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You might want to head over to the doctor's office and have that checked. I predict acyclovir might provide some relief.

Should I see an urologist, or would a regular family physician do? I have shitty insurance (thanks to capitalism), so I'm thinking about waiting a couple of weeks or a another month, and hopefully it goes away on its own, although I've been wasting shitloads of frogskins on underwears and OTC dopes. Just purchased "Neosporin." Rub it on the sack, put a bandage over sack, wear oversized underwears to limit friction, and blisters disappear?

[Upnorth]

CFL standings

West
Assholes 5-0
Riders 3-2
Eskimos 3-2
Winninpeg 3-3
Lions 2-3

West
Red Blacks 2-3
Ticats 2-3
Argos 1-4
Alouettes 1-4

Important game between the Riders and Stamps this week. Riders have been getting the offence going and have a solid defence. Hopefully they can hand the stumps their first loss this season

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It might just be an ingrown hair...

Not sure. Blisters popped up, and only on the left side, after I started flipping burgers literally.

Mein Rücken hurts and I'm losing mein verstand, but I'm more worried 'bout the ball sack.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

CFL standings

West
Assholes 5-0
Riders 3-2
Eskimos 3-2
Winninpeg 3-3
Lions 2-3

West
Red Blacks 2-3
Ticats 2-3
Argos 1-4
Alouettes 1-4

Important game between the Riders and Stamps this week. Riders have been getting the offence going and have a solid defence. Hopefully they can hand the stumps their first loss this season

Sherman is reunited with Johnny Football once again.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Anyone see this - The Hefty Lefty got up to 560lbs. Man alive:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgYtRELShDY

The "Once in a Generation Athlete" term is getting thrown about rather loosely here.

[Zool]

Not sure. Blisters popped up, and only on the left side, after I started flipping burgers literally.

Mein Rücken hurts and I'm losing mein verstand, but I'm more worried 'bout the ball sack.

Go to family med. It will cost you a co-pay.

If you don't make much money, you would qualify for state funded insurance. The co-pay on that insurance would probably be $40

[3irty1]

I’m getting blisters on the left side of my sack. I think it’s b/c of friction due to the alienation of long days flipping burgers literally AND figuratively. I’ve tried wearing a bunch of different underwears. Thought the issue was resolved after I started wearing man bikini - didn’t do the trick. Now experiencing with bandaging up the sack and wearing oversized briefs - hopefully that fucking works and heals up the sack.

Every restaurant I've ever worked in has a dedicated can of cornstarch for this.

[hoosier]

Good advice from Zool: don't go to a specialist for something a veterinarian could diagnose. Don't listen to 31, he really means talcum and that stuff will give ya ovarian cancer.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm guessing those blisters are starting from your scratching your balls.
This stuff really works.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HNWNXAW/

[CaptainKickass]

Should I see an urologist, or would a regular family physician do? I have shitty insurance (thanks to capitalism), so I'm thinking about waiting a couple of weeks or a another month, and hopefully it goes away on its own, although I've been wasting shitloads of frogskins on underwears and OTC dopes. Just purchased "Neosporin." Rub it on the sack, put a bandage over sack, wear oversized underwears to limit friction, and blisters disappear?

Somehow this song is relevant:

Uneven Junk Powder Distribution (https://thedarkpumpkinspicelords.bandcamp.com/track/uneven-junk-powder-distribution)

[mraynrand]

Somehow this song is relevant:


OR:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YdQBkxf4kU

[hoosier]

I'm guessing those blisters are starting from your scratching your balls.
This stuff really works.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HNWNXAW/

You may be taking the effect for a cause. If he has the seven year itch it is for a reason.

[pbmax]

OR:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YdQBkxf4kU

So the Femmes think Tank should stop tanning his sack and/or stop warming it under the hear lamps.

Good advice.

But if Harlan's Tea Tree Oil helps treat ring worm, I am David Gruby.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Go to family med. It will cost you a co-pay.

If you don't make much money, you would qualify for state funded insurance. The co-pay on that insurance would probably be $40

My shitty insurance don't do co-pay til one spends $6000 K or so out of pocket, after the $300 annual "allowance."

For a minor disorder (at least you hope it is only minor), you go to a health care clinic, doctor take a look at you for 5 minutes, prescribes you expensive dope, then bills you 600 bucks, asks you to come back in a couple of weeks for a 3 minutes followup, which clinic proceeds to bill you another 600 bucks. You will lose even more frogskins if the disorder isn't resolved by the followup.

USA needs universal health care badly and immediately. Uncles Sam is already taking frogskins away from all our hard-earned paychecks (Medicare). I'm all for paying a bit more for UHC.

Currently, all insurance companies care about is taking your money, not aiding you. Hospitals/health care clinics only care about profits. Suffice it to say, the American health care system is fucked up. Capitalism is the reason why.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I'm guessing those blisters are starting from your scratching your balls.
This stuff really works.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HNWNXAW/

Just purchased a similar product at CVS. Not 100% sure if its jock itch, though.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You may be taking the effect for a cause. If he has the seven year itch it is for a reason.

Doesn't feel itchy. I'm thinking it might be b/c I'm walking, standing and bending too much between 2 burger flipping jobs, and underwear is causing friction with left sack, leaving cuts and blisters. Then again, I'm not a doctor.

[Zool]

My shitty insurance don't do co-pay til one spends $6000 K or so out of pocket, after the $300 annual "allowance."

For a minor disorder (at least you hope it is only minor), you go to a health care clinic, doctor take a look at you for 5 minutes, prescribes you expensive dope, then bills you 600 bucks, asks you to come back in a couple of weeks for a 3 minutes followup, which clinic proceeds to bill you another 600 bucks. You will lose even more frogskins if the disorder isn't resolved by the followup.

USA needs universal health care badly and immediately. Uncles Sam is already taking frogskins away from all our hard-earned paychecks (Medicare). I'm all for paying a bit more for UHC.

Currently, all insurance companies care about is taking your money, not aiding you. Hospitals/health care clinics only care about profits. Suffice it to say, the American health care system is fucked up. Capitalism is the reason why.

I'm having a hard time believing this is the case. This would literally be the first time in my life I've heard of a policy that is 100% out of pocket until you reach the deductible. You might want to double check that office visits fall under the deductable umbrella.

[Harlan Huckleby]

But if Harlan's Tea Tree Oil helps treat ring worm, I am David Gruby.

It worked to clear up Gwyneth Paltrow's itchy balls so I thought I'd give it a try.

Your balls feel great after a cleaning with this magic elixir, and itchiness goes away within a week of a few rub-a-dubs. It comes back after ignoring problem.

Whatever is in this stuff inhibits fungus.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I'm having a hard time believing this is the case. This would literally be the first time in my life I've heard of a policy that is 100% out of pocket until you reach the deductible. You might want to double check that office visits fall under the deductable umbrella.

Yes, I should probably review the policy. Last time I spoke to HR about it, it appeared shitty as I described above. Regardless, everyone should be able to receive extraordinary health care without facing financial distress. In ole USA, only murderers, rapists and other inmates of the criminal justice system receive UHC. That's fucked.

Yes, we should take this discussion to FYI.

[3irty1]

Good advice from Zool: don't go to a specialist for something a veterinarian could diagnose. Don't listen to 31, he really means talcum and that stuff will give ya ovarian cancer.

Not talc or baby powder, pure corn starch. One of those bulk sized cans finds its way off the kitchen shelf and into the locker room, employee bathroom, back office, walk-in cooler, etc for communal use.

[run pMc]

I'm having a hard time believing this is the case. This would literally be the first time in my life I've heard of a policy that is 100% out of pocket until you reach the deductible. You might want to double check that office visits fall under the deductable umbrella.

He's not far off. I have something similar. Annual checkups are covered and that's about it. More or less anything else is pay 100% to the deductible, and then after that they cover 80%. Yep. God Forbid I need something like chemotherapy or a ride in an ambulance.

[hoosier]

Not talc or baby powder, pure corn starch. One of those bulk sized cans finds its way off the kitchen shelf and into the locker room, employee bathroom, back office, walk-in cooler, etc for communal use.

I knew what you meant, but I had a public service announcement that APB needed to hear so I decided to speak for you. Here's your cornstarch, aka crotch sweat roux, back. :-)

[mraynrand]

Not talc or baby powder, pure corn starch. One of those bulk sized cans finds its way off the kitchen shelf and into the locker room, employee bathroom, back office, walk-in cooler, etc for communal use.

Corn STARCH. Starch. Not Corn MEAL. Boy let me tell you, it makes a big difference.

[mraynrand]

Not talc or baby powder, pure corn starch. One of those bulk sized cans finds its way off the kitchen shelf and into the locker room, employee bathroom, back office, walk-in cooler, etc for communal use.

That ‘communal use’ part seems icky.

[pbmax]

Corn STARCH. Starch. Not Corn MEAL. Boy let me tell you, it makes a big difference.

You don't want to get a good grind on?

"Let you in on a little secret about how we start the sourdough around here ..."

[mraynrand]

"You deserve I break your face today"

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/26/12/4E96098400000578-5994973-image-m-50_1532605617896.jpg

Female McDonald's worker body-slams woman customer who threw a milkshake over her and hit her in the face with a tray in fight over free soda
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5994973/McDonalds-worker-beats-customer-free-soda-US.html

[Fritz]

I think I see the next right guard of the Green Bay Packers.

[mraynrand]

I think I see the next right guard of the Green Bay Packers.

I'm lovin' it!

[Harlan Huckleby]

error error

how bout dem packers

[mraynrand]

Harlan, you need to lose the Tom Brady avatar for regular season.

[Upnorth]

CFL standings

West
Assholes 6-0
Eskimos 4-2
Winninpeg 4-3
Riders 3-3
Lions 2-3

West
Red Blacks 4-2
Ticats 2-4
Argos 1-5
Alouettes 1-5

SO Calgary put up 24 points in the first quarter and from then on the riders d toughened up. Only points the stamps scored on offense was a feild goal. Unfortunately they also got a punt return td. Oh well

[mraynrand]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiWZ9DqXcAIyvq_.jpg:large

[hoosier]

CFL standings

West
Assholes 6-0
Eskimos 4-2
Winninpeg 4-3
Riders 3-3
Lions 2-3

West
Red Blacks 4-2
Ticats 2-4
Argos 1-5
Alouettes 1-5

SO Calgary put up 24 points in the first quarter and from then on the riders d toughened up. Only points the stamps scored on offense was a feild goal. Unfortunately they also got a punt return td. Oh well

So, Assholes out in front, Alouettes and Dogs bringing up the rear, and Riders in the middle, riding with a leg up while also getting ridden at the same time. Sounds like a thrilling race to the finish. I remember watching a handful of CFL games on tv when I was in high school. I have no idea why it would have been televised in the states, but there it was. I remember watching the Winnepeg Something Bombers beating the crap out of some team from Hamilton. A guy named Tom Clements was the QB, though at the time I had no idea why that would be interesting.

[hoosier]

Harlan, you need to lose the Tom Brady avatar for regular season.

And here I thought it was the Unibomber sketch. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png

https://www.theonion.com/police-sketch-artist-likes-how-portrait-of-serial-rapis-1819567823

[Harlan Huckleby]

The likeness with the real guy was uncanny. No wonder they nabbed him.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Theodore_Kaczynski_2.jpg

[mraynrand]

whoa:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Theodore_Kaczynski_2.jpghttps://i1.wp.com/www.independentsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/man-who-threatened-her.jpg?resize=400%2C549

[mraynrand]

Sorry if this has already been covered/beat to death:



Jay Cutler’s Quote of the Week
Kristin wants Jay to get a new job, or at least a hobby, because apparently she’s tired of him sitting around the house all day watching random deer. “Just to not have to deal with Jay on a daily basis … I cannot wait for that to be over,” is an actual sentence Kristin says about Jay, who, I’ll remind you, is her husband. Over a nice dinner, Kristin asks Jay what he plans to do in retirement, and Jay responds, “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that.”

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2018/7/9/17537790/jay-cutler-kristin-cavallari-week-1

[Upnorth]

So, Assholes out in front, Alouettes and Dogs bringing up the rear, and Riders in the middle, riding with a leg up while also getting ridden at the same time. Sounds like a thrilling race to the finish. I remember watching a handful of CFL games on tv when I was in high school. I have no idea why it would have been televised in the states, but there it was. I remember watching the Winnepeg Something Bombers beating the crap out of some team from Hamilton. A guy named Tom Clements was the QB, though at the time I had no idea why that would be interesting.

Winnipeg Blue Bombers and Hamilton Ticats. Clements was a hell of a qb. Nice work with the dog references btw. Just remember no one likes the asshole and Calgary can suck it!

It is a fun game to watch and has a lot of similarities as well as differences. If you want to see the direction NFL offences are trending, watch for new developments in the CFL and you will see a lot of similar concepts creep in about 5 years later.

On a tangent Johny Manziel is starting for the al's on friday it seems

[woodbuck27]

Winnipeg Blue Bombers and Hamilton Ticats. Clements was a hell of a qb. Nice work with the dog references btw. Just remember no one likes the asshole and Calgary can suck it!

It is a fun game to watch and has a lot of similarities as well as differences. If you want to see the direction NFL offences are trending, watch for new developments in the CFL and you will see a lot of similar concepts creep in about 5 years later.

On a tangent Johny Manziel is starting for the al's on friday it seems

Hi Packerrats...Boy is Montreal ever pulling for Manziel. I’ve been in the Montreal since July 19 and the hype he’s getting in the Media here is amazing. Mike Sherman teamed up with Johnny Football is double amazing.

[Cheesehead Craig]

American cheese was invented by a Canadian.

[hoosier]

Processed cheese was first aersolized in 1965, more than a decade before the advent of the modern air attack in pro football and the year before the NFL and AFL merged. Packers beat Colts in conference playoff and then Browns in the Championship game. In one of those ironies of history, the air that was put into cheese was taken out of the football, as both starting QBs (Starr and Unitas) and the Colt backup (Gary Cuozzo) were injured and unable to play in the conference playoff.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Hi Packerrats...Boy is Montreal ever pulling for Manziel. I’ve been in the Montreal since July 19 and the hype he’s getting in the Media here is amazing. Mike Sherman teamed up with Johnny Football is double amazing.

S'up Woody. Hope you're enjoying Montreal. Is the city awesome?

Sherman recruited Johnny Footballl to Texas AM, but Johnny Football redshirted, and then Sherman was soon thereafter exiled. Sherman and Johnny Football are gonna light up Canada, methinks. :)

[Zool]

Does “light up Canada” mean suck?

[swede]

Does “light up Canada” mean suck?

I think in Canada it is legal to suck if you don't inhale.

[mraynrand]

I think in Canada it is legal to suck if you don't inhale.

I don't want to know what this means.


This thread sucks. I drop a totally awesome Jay Cutler bit, and all I get in response is some post about government cheese.

[pbmax]

Light Up Canada is just the marketing campaign Manziel being higher than the Northern Lights.

[run pMc]

Montreal is a beautiful city, especially if you like architecture, hockey, or are a francophone.

I like the marketing campaign idea -- trying to recall if Manziel was ever busted for pot. Anyway, I think the wide openness of the offenses will be well suited to Johnny, assuming he keeps his head in the game.

Rand -- I'm loving that Cutler bit. I seriously went down a rabbit hole of links with that. That show sounds like a car crash you can't help but watch. Also, it amuses me to no end that Cutler is all about doing nothing except watching deer trail cams and yelling at women for parking in the grass.

[mraynrand]

Montreal is a beautiful city, especially if you like architecture, hockey, or are a francophone.

The only francophone I've ever had was a rotary.

[Zool]

What the fuck do the French know about telephones?

[pbmax]

I miss waiting for the zero to dial.

[mraynrand]

What the fuck do the French know about telephones?

Come here Étienne, I need you.

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.KmOXeGcjYRA8PXXOT_Mo7wHaFj&w=181&h=136&c=7&o=5&dpr=2&pid=1.7

[KYPack]

S'up Woody. Hope you're enjoying Montreal. Is the city awesome?

Sherman recruited Johnny Footballl to Texas AM, but Johnny Football redshirted, and then Sherman was soon thereafter exiled. Sherman and Johnny Football are gonna light up Canada, methinks. :)

More examples of Tanks extensive football knowledge. He doesn't know anything about Canadian football either!

Quote on

The quarterback known as Johnny Football fizzled in a hurry in the Montreal Alouettes' 50-11 loss to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats on Friday night.

"This is a humbling experience," Manziel said. "I've had this experience in the past and there are two ways you go about this moving forward. One, you can let it get you down and sulk and harm you moving forward. The other way is to take this on the chin like a man and never let this taste creep back in your mouth again and never let it happen again. This will motivate me."

After completing a pass for a 5-yard loss on his first play, Manziel threw an interception on the second — with the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner bringing down linebacker Larry Dean.

"I didn't feel uncomfortable," Manziel said. "I just feel I might have been a bit too amped up. As the game started, I made a really uncharacteristic throw on the first drive and it really set us back. I did a bad job of setting the tone on that first drive.

On Manziel's second series, with Montreal down 14-0 to his former Hamilton teammates, he handed off twice before the Tiger-Cats blocked a punt and returned it for a touchdown.

The former Texas A&M star had another pass intercepted on his third series, with the blame going to running back Tyrell Sutton for mishandling and deflecting the ball to defender Jumal Rolle.

Manziel led Montreal to a field goal on his fourth drive, then threw his third interception early in the second quarter — Rolle's second of the night.

The fourth interception came with 2:22 left in the half that ended with the Tiger-Cats up 38-3.

Manziel finished 11 of 20 for 104 yards. He played three series in the third quarter — all ending in punts — before giving way to back up Vernon Adams in the fourth.

"It didn't look like anybody was ready today," Montreal coach Mike Sherman said. "The defense, the offense, the special teams. I don't have any regrets. He's going to have to get his first game out of his system."

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Feel sorry for the Sherm, a decent guy and coach. Hope the punk Johnny Football gets run out of town on a rail.

[mraynrand]

Sherman was past his sell-by date years ago

Manzier never was

[Anti-Polar Bear]

More examples of Tanks extensive football knowledge. He doesn't know anything about Canadian football either!

Quote on

The quarterback known as Johnny Football fizzled in a hurry in the Montreal Alouettes' 50-11 loss to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats on Friday night.

"This is a humbling experience," Manziel said. "I've had this experience in the past and there are two ways you go about this moving forward. One, you can let it get you down and sulk and harm you moving forward. The other way is to take this on the chin like a man and never let this taste creep back in your mouth again and never let it happen again. This will motivate me."

After completing a pass for a 5-yard loss on his first play, Manziel threw an interception on the second — with the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner bringing down linebacker Larry Dean.

"I didn't feel uncomfortable," Manziel said. "I just feel I might have been a bit too amped up. As the game started, I made a really uncharacteristic throw on the first drive and it really set us back. I did a bad job of setting the tone on that first drive.

On Manziel's second series, with Montreal down 14-0 to his former Hamilton teammates, he handed off twice before the Tiger-Cats blocked a punt and returned it for a touchdown.

The former Texas A&M star had another pass intercepted on his third series, with the blame going to running back Tyrell Sutton for mishandling and deflecting the ball to defender Jumal Rolle.

Manziel led Montreal to a field goal on his fourth drive, then threw his third interception early in the second quarter — Rolle's second of the night.

The fourth interception came with 2:22 left in the half that ended with the Tiger-Cats up 38-3.

Manziel finished 11 of 20 for 104 yards. He played three series in the third quarter — all ending in punts — before giving way to back up Vernon Adams in the fourth.

"It didn't look like anybody was ready today," Montreal coach Mike Sherman said. "The defense, the offense, the special teams. I don't have any regrets. He's going to have to get his first game out of his system."

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Feel sorry for the Sherm, a decent guy and coach. Hope the punk Johnny Football gets run out of town on a rail.

One game is not anything to brag about.

4 scores and 7 yards ago, I watched a Falconerds-Redcoats game on the tube with my good friend D'Tyrant Michaels, the white guy with a black name who digs Asian chicks. At one point in the game, the Falconerds inserted some hick-hop QB into the game for his maiden appearance. Said hick-hop QB managed to throw a pick on his very first NFL throw.

My good friend, D'Tyrant, was like, "Who the fuck is that hillbilly? He sucks!"

I was like, "That hick is gonna light up Green Bay. In a QB-plagued league, he's gonna single-handily turn around a moribund Packer franchise.

That hick we saw that day was named Brett Favre.

Never, ever question my football intelligence again. :)

[George Cumby]

One game is not anything to brag about.

4 scores and 7 yards ago, I watched a Falconerds-Redcoats game on the tube with my good friend D'Tyrant Michaels, the white guy with a black name who digs Asian chicks. At one point in the game, the Falconerds inserted some hick-hop QB into the game for his maiden appearance. Said hick-hop QB managed to throw a pick on his very first NFL throw.

My good friend, D'Tyrant, was like, "Who the fuck is that hillbilly? He sucks!"

I was like, "That hick is gonna light up Green Bay. In a QB-plagued league, he's gonna single-handily turn around a moribund Packer franchise.

That hick we saw that day was named Brett Favre.

Never, ever question my football intelligence again. :)

I question your intelligence.

[KYPack]

Me too.

Sure the QB wasn't Joey Harrington, Baby Tanky?

[Fritz]

One game is not anything to brag about.

4 scores and 7 yards ago, I watched a Falconerds-Redcoats game on the tube with my good friend D'Tyrant Michaels, the white guy with a black name who digs Asian chicks. At one point in the game, the Falconerds inserted some hick-hop QB into the game for his maiden appearance. Said hick-hop QB managed to throw a pick on his very first NFL throw.

My good friend, D'Tyrant, was like, "Who the fuck is that hillbilly? He sucks!"

I was like, "That hick is gonna light up Green Bay. In a QB-plagued league, he's gonna single-handily turn around a moribund Packer franchise.

That hick we saw that day was named Brett Favre.

Never, ever question my football intelligence again. :)

I think one game in the CFL is something to "brag" about.

[run pMc]

One game is not anything to brag about.
I agree.

(Unless it's a day for the record books, then brag away -- but don't overdo it.)

I'm no fan of Manziel, but I think he'll be given more chances to improve.
3 picks in a game shouldn't be too hard to improve from, either.

[Cheesehead Craig]

If one game is not anything to brag about, what about Darren Charles?

[KYPack]

I agree.

(Unless it's a day for the record books, then brag away -- but don't overdo it.)

I'm no fan of Manziel, but I think he'll be given more chances to improve.
3 picks in a game shouldn't be too hard to improve from, either.

Give the dwarf credit, Run.

It was four picks.

[Zool]

He’s not tall enough to be a dwarf. He’s more like a hobbit.

[Upnorth]

The CFL ball is different than the NFL ball. It has a larger diameter, and is harder to throw because of this. I seriously doubt manziel will become much of a qb up here.
cFL standings
West
Calgary 7-0
Edmonton 5-2
Winnipeg 4-3
Saskatchewan 3-4
B.C. 2-4

East
Ottawa 4-3
Hamilton 3-4
Toronto 2-5
Montreal 1-6

In defence of manziel, the offence was not very good before he made it completely horrible last game.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If one game is not anything to brag about, what about Darren Charles?

Goliath was undefeated til David shut him down. Could've been a fluke victory, but people still sing songs about David today.

Darren Charles was a 6-7 Goliath of a man; As the Kentucky can attest, no one in the state of Wisconsin could shut down Darren Charles. 'Til I and my Tyrion Lannister height came along. I shut down Charles. It was David Vs Goliath all over again. And it wasn't a fluke. That's something to brag about.
'

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I agree.

(Unless it's a day for the record books, then brag away -- but don't overdo it.)

I'm no fan of Manziel, but I think he'll be given more chances to improve.
3 picks in a game shouldn't be too hard to improve from, either.

Johnny Football is an NFL QB. If not Kap, than the talented Mr. Football should be grinding in the Packers' camp right now as the Great Arm of Butte's backup. Hundley and his clone Kizer are superabominations.

[mraynrand]

It’s premature to rule out K’Zin as a backup QB.

[Zool]

Johnny Football is an NFL QB. If not Kap, than the talented Mr. Football should be grinding in the Packers' camp right now as the Great Arm of Butte's backup. Hundley and his clone Kizer are superabominations.

"Was" an NFL QB. Now he's throwing picks in another league.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

"Was" an NFL QB. Now he's throwing picks in another league.

24-men football and mile-wide fields take time to master. Put Johnny Football in the Packers' camp, and he would outperform Kizer and Hundley easily.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It’s premature to rule out K’Zin as a backup QB.

Check out the films of Hundley from last season, and that's Kizer in 3 years.

[Zool]

24-men football and mile-wide fields take time to master. Put Johnny Football in the Packers' camp, and he would outperform Kizer and Hundley easily.

In a coke snorting contest?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

In a coke snorting contest?

Manziel's problem with the Browns wasn't that he couldn't play in the NFL, or that he was an abomination on the field, ala Hundley, ala Kizer. It was that he had too much Favre in him off the field.

Johnny Football is now clean and humbled. He can certainly sling the rock better than the Hun and Kizer.

[Zool]

Manziel's problem with the Browns wasn't that he couldn't play in the NFL, or that he was an abomination on the field, ala Hundley, ala Kizer. It was that he had too much Favre in him off the field.

Johnny Football is now clean and humbled. He can certainly sling the rock better than the Hun and Kizer.

I guess that's correct if you don't like backing up assessments with facts.

[pbmax]

Perhaps its Marcedes Lewis' job to "block" Anthony Barr.

https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/999672482654294018

"block" translates here as "cause an orthopedic event"

[hoosier]

This thread died a shameful death. But that is not my thought for the day. My thought for the day is much more somber: Richie Incognito got arrested for disorderly in a mortuary. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24436462/richie-incognito-police-custody-making-threats

[mraynrand]

This thread died a shameful death. But that is not my thought for the day. My thought for the day is much more somber: Richie Incognito got arrested for disorderly in a mortuary. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24436462/richie-incognito-police-custody-making-threats

I said it before and I'll say it again - no one should get anywhere near Incognito without a fully charged taser out and ready to use.

[mraynrand]

Perhaps its Marcedes Lewis' job to "block" Anthony Barr.

https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/999672482654294018

"block" translates here as "cause an orthopedic event"

Marcedes rules!

[hoosier]

I said it before and I'll say it again - no one should get anywhere near Incognito without a fully charged taser out and ready to use.

Even if you're an undertaker, apparently.

[run pMc]

I said it before and I'll say it again - no one should get anywhere near Incognito without a fully charged taser out and ready to use.

Not sure if CTE, since he's always been nutty. I always got the sense that he was of his meds or something.

hate to say it, but I could see him dead or in jail by 50.

[run pMc]

Rookie R1 pick WR DJ Moore, going 113 in a 65 zone
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24437950/carolina-panthers-rookie-dj-moore-charged-reckless-driving-being-clocked-113-mph

[mraynrand]

Rookie R1 pick WR DJ Moore, going 113 in a 65 zone
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24437950/carolina-panthers-rookie-dj-moore-charged-reckless-driving-being-clocked-113-mph


Is that like a 4.29 40?

[pbmax]

Rookie R1 pick WR DJ Moore, going 113 in a 65 zone
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24437950/carolina-panthers-rookie-dj-moore-charged-reckless-driving-being-clocked-113-mph

But as per OP, what was he thinking?

[pbmax]

The NFL will cost the Packers a Hail Mary victory this year with its pass interference changes.

[pbmax]

Does it make sense to wash my hands just before I leave my house?

[pbmax]

Happy thought for the day.

Dusty @DustyEvely
Rewatched the 2019 Packers/Cowboys game this week and my goodness Aaron Jones ate Leighton Vander Esch's lunch ALL DAY.

[Joemailman]

Does it make sense to wash my hands just before I leave my house?

It might. Depends on where you're going.

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/large-group-in-highfive-picture-id863686794

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

Does it make sense to wash my hands just before I leave my house?

I think the answer is you can't wash your hands too much, especially if you play 'south of the border'. That last bit is for madtown.

[MadtownPacker]

The NFL will cost the Packers a Hail Mary victory this year with its pass interference changes.No because your hero Erron probably can’t connect them anymore.

[MadtownPacker]

I think the answer is you can't wash your hands too much, especially if you play 'south of the border'. That last bit is for madtown.Haha! :lol:

[pbmax]

No because your hero Erron probably can’t connect them anymore.

13-3 teams don't need many Hail Marys. What they need, is run defense.