Rat you would most like to get drunk with

[bobblehead]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'd go with Pugger because I sense she's easy

[mraynrand]

I don't get drunk, I am a Puritan. We only drink in moderation. Also, we do not celebrate Whitsuntide.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I've drank with both Harv and Superfan. Both are good eggs.

[CaptainKickass]

Me.

I'd most like to get drunk with me.


:)

[George Cumby]

I don't get drunk, I am a Puritan. We only drink in moderation. Also, we do not celebrate Whitsuntide.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

[Fritz]

Me.

I'd most like to get drunk with me.


:)


Patler, just to see what he'd be like after a few shots.

KY, at some dive sports bar. With PB, yes. Real football talk, there.

And MJ Ziggy - a long-lost rat - because she was sexy.

Maybe Wist, just to get him to relax. Or to fuck with while watching a Packer game - "Look, Wist, Pettine's got 'em lined up in a 2 - 4 and it's third and one!"

Bretsky so we could curse a few draft prospects together.

Maxie so we could all hear tales of the Arnie Herber era.

Nutz and Skinbasket just to see what the hell would end up happening after the bars closed.

And, of course, Red.

[RashanGary]

I think red would be fun to be around drunk.

[RashanGary]

I drank with madtown and gb michelle and partial and Harvey and I think wist was with us too. Was a great time..... who else was there? That was like a damn decade ago.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

Thanks for the kind words, Bobble. I'm not interesting at all. In fact, years of porn addiction has rendered me dull. All I talk about in person is Coldplay. I'm not gay, but gay men seem to think I am.

I'd get drunk with Mazzin.

[mraynrand]

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Parties? Do you mean perchance the joyful celebration of a communal barn raising?

[mraynrand]

This thread should be titled "Who is your favorite hapless Packerrat"

[mraynrand]

I'd enjoy a few drinks with Howard, but he'd just complain about losing Lindsay Vonn.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This thread should be titled "Who is your favorite hapless Packerrat"

I'm without a doubt the haplessist rat of all time. In the past I bragged about flipping burgers for the minimum-wage, but I spoke metaphorically. A couple of hours ago, I literally was hired to flip burgers for the minimum-wage. More in FYI later.

[Freak Out]

I drank with madtown and gb michelle and partial and Harvey and I think wist was with us too. Was a great time..... who else was there? That was like a damn decade ago.

I was you fuck. You were still in braces.

[Freak Out]

I had a custard with Joe.

[pbmax]

Well it was Harv to see if we could get him to say something impertinent. But now its Rand to see if we could get him past tipsy.

BTW CAPTAIN!! I found you a new drummer for the band!



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[George Cumby]

Parties? Do you mean perchance the joyful celebration of a communal barn raising?

Nah. I meant the trapping of some very large hirsute pachyderm, stoning said pachyderm to death, butchering said pachyderm, roasting and eating choice cuts of said pachyderm, getting drunk on fermented mares milk and having riotous sex with all the females of appropriate age in the tribe. But yes. Joyful

[QBME]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

To be clear, who's buying?

[George Cumby]

To be clear, who's buying?

Mad.

[QBME]

Mad.

In that case, I'm in with all y'all!

[Upnorth]

Guiness because guiness is a pretty good stout beer

[KYPack]

Patler, just to see what he'd be like after a few shots.

KY, at some dive sports bar. With PB, yes. Real football talk, there.

And MJ Ziggy - a long-lost rat - because she was sexy.

Maybe Wist, just to get him to relax. Or to fuck with while watching a Packer game - "Look, Wist, Pettine's got 'em lined up in a 2 - 4 and it's third and one!"

Bretsky so we could curse a few draft prospects together.

Maxie so we could all hear tales of the Arnie Herber era.

Nutz and Skinbasket just to see what the hell would end up happening after the bars closed.

And, of course, Red.

Fritz, he makes great lists.

I'd gladly drink with everybody who posts here a lot.

Some of the people who piss you off in print are probably great people around the bar.

Classic thread Bobble, you'd definitely get a beer for the thread starter.

I'd add ND to the list, I love to talk to people who are coaching at any level. They know their stuff.

Tank & Harlan, if you are gonna buy those ladies a drink, don't forget to get their husbands one also.

Red would have to get a bottle, I'd have to see that boy in full bloom.

007, if we could dredge her out of Iowa or wherever she is.

Oh and uno mas para Mad, he is the man.

Also one drink for everyone I've forgot.

[Bretsky]

I was you fuck. You were still in braces.

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.

[Bretsky]

Fritz, he makes great lists.

I'd gladly drink with everybody who posts here a lot.

Some of the people who piss you off in print are probably great people around the bar.

Classic thread Bobble, you'd definitely get a beer for the thread starter.

I'd add ND to the list, I love to talk to people who are coaching at any level. They know their stuff.

Tank & Harlan, if you are gonna buy those ladies a drink, don't forget to get their husbands one also.

Red would have to get a bottle, I'd have to see that boy in full bloom.

007, if we could dredge her out of Iowa or wherever she is.

Oh and uno mas para Mad, he is the man.

Also one drink for everyone I've forgot.



ALL OF ABOVE.....AND I'D LOVE TO DRINK WITH EVERYBODY

Now drunk.....say strip poker...….lol...hmmmmmmm Mazzin and FavreChild…….the latter....she was a spitfire and had some serious attitude/feistiness.....she had to be hot...……….lol

[denverYooper]

Captain Kickass. Under the influence, or even during normal operation, I'd rather shut up and bend strings.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Let's see. I've gotten drunk with superfan, cheesehead craig, rastak, bretsky, nutz, skinbasket, mad, justin harrell, ziggy, partial, gbm, tarlam, freak out, ballhawk, hoard roark, retailguy (I think). Were pugger and oregon there too? It's more like who haven't I gotten drunk with. I'd probably have to pick the biggest old timer.

[pbmax]

You know, we could just go to a game this year. Get together and boo the new corporate structure with me.

[pbmax]

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.

$5?

Club, bar or parking lot?

Culvers?

[pbmax]

Let's see. I've gotten drunk with superfan, cheesehead craig, rastak, bretsky, nutz, skinbasket, mad, justin harrell, ziggy, partial, gbm, tarlam, freak out, ballhawk, hoard roark, retailguy (I think). Were pugger and oregon there too? It's more like who haven't I gotten drunk with. I'd probably have to pick the biggest old timer.

Ballhawk, we need that guy back.

Did you find Howard on the slopes or at an actual game?

[Bretsky]

$5?

Club, bar or parking lot?

Culvers?


the Oval Office

[Fritz]

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.


Uh...you sure that was carmel you were eating?

[KYPack]

Uh...you sure that was carmel you were eating?

Eewww.

[Guiness]

Guiness because guiness is a pretty good stout beer

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[Joemailman]

To be clear, who's buying?


Mad.

Are you guys sure about that?

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[QBME]

Are you guys sure about that?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1j15EXclfr8jmQTu/giphy.gif

Sheeeeiit.
Fuggit.
I'm buyin'.

[Bretsky]

Uh...you sure that was carmel you were eating?


It was on the cheek ! lol

TRUTH BE TOLD....I was a bit upset...…..up to the person in front of me they were tasting caramel off of the twins. Then right about when I got up she changed the spot on me …..lol

[Freak Out]

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.

lol. Yes I was.

[Freak Out]

Ballhawk, we need that guy back.

Did you find Howard on the slopes or at an actual game?

Ballhawk was great...or his dad. I think they shared an account so it was hard to tell sometimes.

[call_me_ishmael]

I'm just sayin' that if some of you want to go jam out to some karaoke and hit the scrip club, I'd probably be game this fall.

[theeaterofshades]

https://youtu.be/4E9ydw_aDMg

[mraynrand]

https://youtu.be/4E9ydw_aDMg

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

[SkinBasket]

What was that guy's name who talked about having ATM sex with his super hot girlfriend all the time?

[George Cumby]

What was that guy's name who talked about having ATM sex with his super hot girlfriend all the time?

Yeah. He claimed he was some kind of awesome player and maybe he was. His spraying was more painful than Woodys screeds.

[KYPack]

Yeah. He claimed he was some kind of awesome player and maybe he was. His spraying was more painful than Woodys screeds.

He used to make posts that his girl was a 10 and had him nail her in the ass every morning. We all used to yell at him, but we all opened the next post he would make.

Add him and Torrance Marshall's girl friend to the "get drunk" list.

[pbmax]

You two are thinking of Snake.

And if he isn't someone's second account, I will buy you both drinks. I don't know who, thought it was Tank for awhile but became less convinced of that over time.

I would like to meet PacoPete and the guy he used to argue with who both got banned for their trouble. I would be sure to bring my helmet as someone is likely to smash a bottle over some small detail.

[George Cumby]

Someone buy PB a Beer. Snake!

[KYPack]

PB has a memory like an iron bar.

I did a search.

His handle was SnakeLH2006.

Here's a sample post and trip down a freaky memory lane...

Quote on

The topic should say enough, but anyone that knows Snake on here since early 2006 knows Snake is a cool dude, but deviant.

Well...Haven't been on much for months (for these reasons)...been dating a tall, extremely smart and uninhibited hot ass girl I love very much...that fulfills EVERY dirty deed in new-age porn and then some. We watch porn weekly and do all the same shit...and then some. We laugh at how tame some of it is. LMFAO...and for real.

Snake is wondering if anyone else does this? We are freaks..but hot freaks. But hey, I'm a hot, tall, athletic dude...she's the same. NEVER EVER gets boring...That's why I don't post much. I'd rather fuck twice a day then post...but still miss getting on here as much. I wish I could.

So I'm sure most of you are married and in your 40's. I turned 30..my girl is late 20's. We are both experienced as hell and fuck daily....We are both sex addicts.

Who else does porn style sex....she is up for ANYTHING. So is Snake. My birthday is coming up and think I'm getting a 3 girl-1 Snake present....kinda excited....Anything else seems tame.

Quote off

Snake was so nuts, Skin and Freak Out yelled at him!

[Freak Out]

LOL...SNAKE!

[RashanGary]

Oh god, that was so long ago! How could I forget bretsky motorboat I gotta Carmel off that strippers ass!!!

[RashanGary]

Bretsky brings passion and determination! He gets right in there and goes after it! Impressive!

[Joemailman]

I would most like to get drunk with whoever is buying.

[Joemailman]

I would like to meet PacoPete and the guy he used to argue with who both got banned for their trouble. I would be sure to bring my helmet as someone is likely to smash a bottle over some small detail.

cpk1994?

[SkinBasket]

PB has a memory like an iron bar.

I did a search.

His handle was SnakeLH2006.

Here's a sample post and trip down a freaky memory lane...

Quote on

The topic should say enough, but anyone that knows Snake on here since early 2006 knows Snake is a cool dude, but deviant.

Well...Haven't been on much for months (for these reasons)...been dating a tall, extremely smart and uninhibited hot ass girl I love very much...that fulfills EVERY dirty deed in new-age porn and then some. We watch porn weekly and do all the same shit...and then some. We laugh at how tame some of it is. LMFAO...and for real.

Snake is wondering if anyone else does this? We are freaks..but hot freaks. But hey, I'm a hot, tall, athletic dude...she's the same. NEVER EVER gets boring...That's why I don't post much. I'd rather fuck twice a day then post...but still miss getting on here as much. I wish I could.

So I'm sure most of you are married and in your 40's. I turned 30..my girl is late 20's. We are both experienced as hell and fuck daily....We are both sex addicts.

Who else does porn style sex....she is up for ANYTHING. So is Snake. My birthday is coming up and think I'm getting a 3 girl-1 Snake present....kinda excited....Anything else seems tame.

Quote off

Snake was so nuts, Skin and Freak Out yelled at him!

Yes! Thank you KY! I would like to take snake and partial out for drinks. I promise not to bring any rubber appendages.

[KYPack]

Yes! Thank you KY! I would like to take snake and partial out for drinks. I promise not to bring any rubber appendages.

Do a search on here on SnakeLH2006.

I used to be pissed when I read his posts.

Now I read 'em with interest, I still don't believe 'em, but they are interesting.

[ThunderDan]

cpk1994?

Yup, they really got at it about Favre leaving GB. PacoPete threatened to kill my family and I think that got him banned.

[Pugger]

I'd go with Pugger because I sense she's easy

You want to mess with a 65 year old lady? You must be desperate.

[Pugger]

Let's see. I've gotten drunk with superfan, cheesehead craig, rastak, bretsky, nutz, skinbasket, mad, justin harrell, ziggy, partial, gbm, tarlam, freak out, ballhawk, hoard roark, retailguy (I think). Were pugger and oregon there too? It's more like who haven't I gotten drunk with. I'd probably have to pick the biggest old timer.

I wasn't there.

[Harlan Huckleby]

You want to mess with a 65 year old lady? You must be desperate.

Discerning. And they make products to facilitate things.

[3irty1]

Who was the 579! guy again?

[Joemailman]

I wasn't there.

Or you just don't remember. :alc:

[ThunderDan]

Who was the 579! guy again?

Rbaloha

[HarveyWallbangers]

I wasn't there.

It was Oregon and his wife were there, and I thought she posted on here.

[Pugger]

Or you just don't remember. :alc:

I wish I was there. It would have been fun....

[smuggler]

Easy answer. The Shadow. ��

[bobblehead]

I was you fuck. You were still in braces.

JH is a cripple?? I never had a clue !!

[gbgary]

lol at this page.

[Joemailman]

Yup, they really got at it about Favre leaving GB. PacoPete threatened to kill my family and I think that got him banned.How's the family?

[Upnorth]

How's the family?

I wish you would have temporarily changed your name to pacopete for that post

[Joemailman]

I wish you would have temporarily changed your name to pacopete for that post

Actually, pacopete was my other 'Rat account. Don't tell Mad.