Jordy Retiring

[call_me_ishmael]

Great man, great Packer. Cheers on a good career.

[MadScientist]

How much of a shitty situation must it be in Oakland if Jordy will just walk away from $3M for the rest of the season? MM may be pissing a lot of us off, but at least he's not Gru.

[mraynrand]

Report: Raiders Player Says He Has to ‘Get the F*** Outta Here’

https://heavy.com/sports/2018/11/raiders-comments-players-frustration-loss/

[red]

can't blame the guy. he thought he was going to a contender, and the team sold him on that. instead the team decides to get rid of their talent and tank the season

thats gotta be hard for hard working players like jordy who want to win

he might not be the last raider to call it quits either before the end of the season

[Rutnstrut]

I don't blame him. The Packers insulted him and his new team is a fucking wreck. Sure he wouldn't have tore it up in GB. But GB likes to collect overpriced underperforming veterans.

[Tony Oday]

Over the hill WR that made enough cash to retire good for him. I am still glad he was let go from the Packers. Next is Cobb and CMIII. Possibly Bulaga too if he keeps getting hurt.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

can't blame the guy. he thought he was going to a contender, and the team sold him on that. instead the team decides to get rid of their talent and tank the season

thats gotta be hard for hard working players like jordy who want to win

he might not be the last raider to call it quits either before the end of the season

As a Packer, J-Nel was a class act through and through.

I think he injured his knee yesterday. Raiders should put J-Nel on IR first. That would allow him to “retire” with a little dignity (and continue collecting paychecks).

Quitting in the middle of a lost season Vonte Davis style would be akin to Tex quitting the army in the waning moments of ‘Nam (the only foreign war the US has ever lost, or so I read).

Where’s the honor in leaving your band of bros behind to rot in the arena, with bloods beneath their feet, while the war rages on?

[gbgary]

if we were real contenders you might want to think about trading a 7th for him (or picking him up if oak release their rights) but since we're not...

[Fritz]

if we were real contenders you might want to think about trading a 7th for him (or picking him up if oak release their rights) but since we're not...

Why, though? For all the problems the Packers have had this year, their receiving corps has not been one of them.

If he were a tight end, or a pass-rushing OLB, or a safety who could play back and call the defense, well, then we'd be talking.

But Nelson, class act that he is, is not the receiver he was, and would not add anything to this roster at this point.

[Pugger]

I find it kinda curious that there is no news anywhere online yet about Jordy retiring. Perhaps this is "Fake News"?

[mraynrand]

I find it kinda curious that there is no news anywhere online yet about Jordy retiring. Perhaps this is "Fake News"?

It's just that with Oakland, no one will notice the difference.

[gbgary]

Why, though?

for his experience and connection with Rodgers. the O's ineptness has a lot to do with the lack of that. but as i said you might consider this only as a move if they were real contenders.

[smuggler]

I don't blame him. The Packers insulted him and his new team is a fucking wreck. Sure he wouldn't have tore it up in GB. But GB likes to collect overpriced underperforming veterans.

Not quite an insult. The Packers paid him $4mil or $5 mil for 2018 already. They said they'd pay him a total of $7mil. Only someone who doesn't understand NFL contracts would construe that as an insult. Granted, he was getting the money from GB one way or the other. So it made perfect sense for him to leave. But he wasn't insulted.

[gbgary]

the reporter is walking this back and the team is saying it isn't true soooooo...nevermind.

[red]

the reporter is walking this back and the team is saying it isn't true soooooo...nevermind.

wonder if he's the player that said he "needed to get the fuck out of here"

[call_me_ishmael]

Yeah it was all over Twitter but I guess it isn't happening. Strange.

[red]

Yeah it was all over Twitter but I guess it isn't happening. Strange.

maybe jordy came to his senses and realized that if he doesn't retire, he can collect a few million dollars for doing nothing while hes injured

[gbgary]

wonder if he's the player that said he "needed to get the fuck out of here"

https://twitter.com/ChrisReed_NFL/status/1062056729578418179

[George Cumby]

wonder if he's the player that said he "needed to get the fuck out of here"

Had it been Jordy, it would have been: “Shucks! I need to get the heck outta’ here, gee whillickers!”

So obviously it was false.

[Bretsky]

I'd take a do over

Cut Cobb

and cut Jordy to 6MIL/Year

That just sounds like a more feasible ending

[pbmax]

He apparently hurt his knee.

[Pugger]

He apparently hurt his knee.

Which one? The one he hurt a couple of years ago?

[pbmax]

Which one? The one he hurt a couple of years ago?

Not sure. And the report about him retiring seems weirdly not corroborated yet.

https://www.raiders.com/news/head-coach-jon-gruden-provides-update-regarding-health-of-wide-receivers

[Pugger]

Not sure. And the report about him retiring seems weirdly not corroborated yet.

https://www.raiders.com/news/head-coach-jon-gruden-provides-update-regarding-health-of-wide-receivers

It appears this report is Fake News.

[gbgary]

for real this time. https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF/status/1110904796238643200

James Jones twitter

After more than a decade in the NFL, my brother, former #Packers & #Raiders WR @JordyRNelson is calling it a career. He’s stepping away from the game with more than 8,500 yards...72+ TD’s and as a SB Champion! I’m proud of him and happy for him and his family! #Ese’ #Respect

[pbmax]

This definitely means the Packers are about to sign him.

[CaptainKickass]

for real this time. https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF/status/1110904796238643200

James Jones twitter


This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:

https://thekickassparodyproject.bandcamp.com/track/jordy-nelson-always-beats-killer-d


Lyrics:
The Pack's receiving demon
Both away and at home
Catching TD's proper
In college he was the great white hope

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

Now he's breaking more records
Writing Packers lore
Big 1st down the scores tied
Double teamed and yet he still scores
Bears Lions Vikings
All hang their heads in jealousy
Wishing for a tough guy
Who consistently scores TD's

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

[pbmax]

This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:

https://thekickassparodyproject.bandcamp.com/track/jordy-nelson-always-beats-killer-d


Lyrics:
The Pack's receiving demon
Both away and at home
Catching TD's proper
In college he was the great white hope

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

Now he's breaking more records
Writing Packers lore
Big 1st down the scores tied
Double teamed and yet he still scores
Bears Lions Vikings
All hang their heads in jealousy
Wishing for a tough guy
Who consistently scores TD's

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D


Another classic of the genre!

[gbgary]

This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:

https://thekickassparodyproject.bandcamp.com/track/jordy-nelson-always-beats-killer-d



greatness!

[mraynrand]

This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:

https://thekickassparodyproject.bandcamp.com/track/jordy-nelson-always-beats-killer-d


Lyrics:
The Pack's receiving demon
Both away and at home
Catching TD's proper
In college he was the great white hope

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

Now he's breaking more records
Writing Packers lore
Big 1st down the scores tied
Double teamed and yet he still scores
Bears Lions Vikings
All hang their heads in jealousy
Wishing for a tough guy
Who consistently scores TD's

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

it has a good beat and is easy to dance to

[gbgary]

jordy will be on the dan patrick show tomorrow so watch, download the app, or set the box to record, if you're interested.

[CaptainKickass]

jordy will be on the dan patrick show tomorrow so watch, download the app, or set the box to record, if you're interested.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb1V7Ty0UhI

[QBME]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb1V7Ty0UhI

Yup, 3+ million to walk away.

Working on a one day gig to retire as a Packer.

Stupendous.

[woodbuck27]

Another classic of the genre!

Yup he was awesome.

[woodbuck27]

Yup, 3+ million to walk away.

Working on a one day gig to retire as a Packer.

Stupendous.

I hope this works out.