When Things Look Dark, There's Hope

[QBME]

https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-packers-fan-sues-bears-20181203-story.html

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Mathematically, the Packers are still alive. See, there's hope.

Pack win out + Queens lose out + Bears lose out = playoffs!

[pbmax]

I dunno. The Packers have already made it to the sideline of the playoffs.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I dunno. The Packers have already made it to the sideline of the playoffs.

Well then, rest the starters this week for our Super Bowl next week against the dreaded Bares.

Remember the 70's and 80's? I don't, cos I did not become a die-hard Pack fan til 09-20-92, but old timers often say that in them bleak ole days, beating the Bares was like winning the Super Bowl.

It's been so long since the Pack last made the playoffs. How many of you would give up a nut for the Packers to make the playoffs again?

When Sherman ruled this part of the world
We won as much as the Duke of Earl
Life was merrily drenched in playoffs
Losing was a bitch we've never heard off
By and by, a peppy polar bear stole the throne
And he turned our fragile beauty into stone

Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up
Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up

When Favre was our knight in shinny armor
We vanquished every foe in the epics of Homer
We slayed the Bares, Queens and Lions
We ruled the North as kings of Zion
By and by, a peppy polar bear stole the throne
And he turned Favre's fragile beauty into stone

Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up
Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up