The Official Packers-Eagles Week 4 GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Sorry for the wait, folks. I was toiling in the matrix. Aphrodisiac vids inside the matrix is terrifically addicting.

Upon finding out that I requested Paid Time Off for tonight's game, the capit, err, fat pigs decided to punish me by giving me an UNPAID day off yesterday also, so to depress my work hours to 32 hours this week instead of the normal 40.

Normally, I would be pissed, for I make the federal minimum-wage, not the NFL minimum-salary. Need the hours; have pigs to feed (rent, electric bills, medical bills, etc.). But the groin injury I sustained while working a shitloads of OTs last month remains bothersome, so I can use all the time off I get. In the ideal society, I would have all the time in the world to rest the fucked up groin...and still get paid. This malodorous, greed-fucked realm ain't so ideal, so it's a struggle trying to regenerate the groin on split days offs.

Spent all of yesterday and this morning in the matrix.

Packers 72, Eagles 0

Power to the Packers!

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory game day post.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I wanted to go the game tonight, but couldn't find a date to go with me. :(

[Fosco33]

I’ll be at the game. South end zone above the tunnel. Bought some Dodgeball/Avg Joe LaFleur T-shirt’s.

I imagine we start hot, defense plays bend don’t break. 21-17

[Tony Oday]

We see our WRs get torched without Z providing pressure.

[Fritz]

You mean cornerbacks getting torched?

[Joemailman]

Z Smith expected to play.

[mraynrand]

I wanted to go the game tonight, but couldn't find a date to go with me. :(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlyJsZL4Zn0

[QBME]

There's something clever to say about Tank's groin and inability to secure a "date", but it escapes me at the moment.

Hope he goes 4 - 0. Game day thread in any case.

[mraynrand]

There's something clever to say about Tank's groin and inability to secure a "date", but it escapes me at the moment.

Hope he goes 4 - 0. Game day thread in any case.

Groin Pangs indeed

http://img.wennermedia.com/480-width/Growing-Pains-cast-467.jpg

[Joemailman]

Green Bay Packers inactives
16 WR Jake Kumerow
22 RB Dexter Williams
29 CB Ka'dar Hollman
42 LB Oren Burks
61 G Cole Madison
67 G/T Adam Pankey
90 DL Montravius Adams
Starting lineup changes: 95 DL Tyler Lancaster starts for Adams, and 93 LB B.J. Goodson starts for Burks.

Philadelphia Eagles inactives

7 QB Nate Sudfeld
10 WR DeSean Jackson
21 CB Ronald Darby
51 DE Shareef Miller
67 G Nate Herbig
69 G/T Matt Pryor
93 DT Tim Jernigan

[Harlan Huckleby]

wtf, the game is tonight?
This is happening too often.

[Rastak]

Should be an interesting game!

[MadtownPacker]

Should be an interesting game!Im feeling like Rodgers is gonna blow it on purpose like last year. :whaa:

[RashanGary]

Don’t puss out at the end, MLF. I need you to win by 5 or more.

[Rastak]

Im feeling like Rodgers is gonna blow it on purpose like last year. :whaa:


That would work for me, you guys are too good this year.

[RashanGary]

Rodgers gave me a good lol. If they start playing me 2 man and think I can’t run any more, they’re gonna see the burst :lol:

[Gotarace]

Come On this Pre-Game Show is making me Queezy

[pbmax]

This pregame show is like sports center crossed with the red carpet show for the Oscars.

Is Terry in Green Bay? Looked like New York.

[Bretsky]

This pregame show is like sports center crossed with the red carpet show for the Oscars.

Is Terry in Green Bay? Looked like New York.



Erin Andrews is not looking as HOT as she usually does

[Bretsky]

This feels like a loss tonight

[pittstang5]

Ugh. Cmon Defense!!!!

[pbmax]

Pressure always works.

[pbmax]

See?

[pbmax]

Preston Smith went around a future Hall of Famer.

[Rastak]

Nice throw Wentz....

[pbmax]

Jaire is just cranky at all times :lol:

[pittstang5]

Good series D!!!

[beveaux1]

Good D.

[Rastak]

Preson Smith went around a future Hall of Famer.


He went straight around him.

[Gotarace]

Works for me...let's see what the O has in them

[pittstang5]

Our special teams coverage has sucked. Has anyone been able to return a punt

[red]

do we not yell t guys when they should be fair catching the ball?

and how bout a flag? kinda looked like h2h

[Harlan Huckleby]

Jordan Howard sighting. Why did Bears let him go?

[pbmax]

He went straight around him.

Peters is a step above Bulga but like BB he always seems to be just a bit dinged up. Smith might have size/speed combo to mess him up.

[red]

Our special teams coverage has sucked. Has anyone been able to return a punt

thats a great question

have we returned a punt yet?

[Rastak]

Wasn't a late hit to me but it was helmut to helmut.

[red]

why did he wait so long to throw that?

he double pumped it

another h2h

thats 2 in 2 plays

[Joemailman]

do we not yell t guys when they should be fair catching the ball?

and how bout a flag? kinda looked like h2h

You could a CRACK sound when the helmets hit. Not sure how they miss those plays.

[pittstang5]

That's a person foul and Williams is now out.

[Harlan Huckleby]

that sucked

[Gotarace]

Eject That Stupid Fucking Prick

[Rutnstrut]

Wasn't a late hit to me but it was helmut to helmut.



It was clearly late as the play was whistled dead quite a bit before the hit.

[gbgary]

that's an acl. it didn't happen when the guy bumped him. it happened when his leg straightened out.

[pittstang5]

Fuck...Dexter Williams is not active! Fuck!!!

[beveaux1]

Concussion protocol.

[red]

well this looks terrible

[Rastak]

It was clearly late as the play was whistled dead quite a bit before the hit.


Funny how I recall a play when you guys stood up Adrian Peterson and about 30 seconds later Matthews strips it from the long stagnant pile for a fumble. Now I guess it's 3 seconds...

[red]

eagles playing dirty as shit tonight

[Rastak]

eagles playing dirty as shit tonight


You should see their asshole fans....

[pittstang5]

I want that fucker ejected!!!

[pbmax]

They aren't strapping him to the board for an ACL

[red]

did that fucker yank his facemask after the illegal hit?

[Rutnstrut]

That's stubby/Ted level stupid to not have a back up RB active.

[Rastak]

Hope your dude is ok....

[red]

got movement, great sign

[pittstang5]

Packers should be out for blood now

[Gotarace]

he was out cold on the Ground

[gbgary]

oh...neck/head then. good to see him thumbs up.

[red]

That's stubby/Ted level stupid to not have a back up RB active.

its the fullback

[red]

take that fuckers knees out

[Rastak]

That was a nice throw.

[pittstang5]

Nice throw..great Catch!

[red]

shit, almost

great touch on that throw

[beveaux1]

Perfect throw.

[gbgary]

that pass was perfectly placed.

[pittstang5]

Wasted timeout

[Rutnstrut]

Good play/burn a TO.

[red]

oh, its jim scwartz

no wonder we've already had 2 cheap shots

and a wasted TO

[Rastak]

Reminds me of the McCarthy era...nice time for a timeout.

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck Bretsky.

[red]

come on guys, get it in there fast

we got to get as many TDs as possible in these first 15 plays

[red]

nice second effort for the TD

[Rastak]

Not a bad drive. Cool to see Mad hanging around.


edit: How bout that Gopher-Fresno game!!

[red]

good start, other then losing williams

[beveaux1]

Really good drive...except the first play.

[red]

Not a bad drive. Cool to see Mad hanging around.

must have had a short day of picking beans

[pbmax]

Loved that drive. Every yard of it, save the first play that gained no yards.

[MadtownPacker]

Not a bad drive. Cool to see Mad hanging around.Brown Brother is always watching.

Nice TD. Looking like a well oiled machine.

Not your kind of machine Red.

[gbgary]

Reminds me of the McCarthy era.

there's no difference.

[Gotarace]

When did crosby learn to kick deep?

[pbmax]

Good play/burn a TO.

The operation needs some tightening.

[MadtownPacker]

must have had a short day of picking beans
Summer is over. Time to migrate to WI for the cherries or whatever you grow.

[red]

When did crosby learn to kick deep?

proof that all that stupid short shit was all fat mikes idea

[Rastak]

Summer is over. Time to migrate to WI for the cherries or whatever you grow.


They grow snow.....same as my state.

[red]

Summer is over. Time to migrate to WI for the cherries or whatever you grow.

we grow weed now in michigan

[MadtownPacker]

Stop here would be dominate.

[pbmax]

Lowry is beasting :D

[pbmax]

Jaire, look up! Ball was there for the INT.

[MadtownPacker]

They grow snow.....same as my state.Cocoa beans?

[red]

why did jaire just watch that ball?

[pbmax]

Nice open field tackle of mobile QB FAMOUS AMOS!

[red]

nice stop guys

[beveaux1]

Amos made a good play.

[gbgary]

amos!!

[pbmax]

Cocoa beans?

:D

You could do cranberries. Got some waders?

[red]

omg

are they really playing that dumb fucking some during MNF?

[beveaux1]

Still have 10 plays left.

[Harlan Huckleby]

:D

You could do cranberries. Got some waders?

How do you think he got here

[Harlan Huckleby]

Lowry is beasting :D

He;s been good all year

Not joking - his arms look longer

[red]

wow, that was a dangerous tackle too

almost just lost jones

[pbmax]

How do you do that at home?

[mraynrand]

Lowry struggling to wrap up

[red]

He;s been good all year

Not joking - his arms look longer

rivers cuomo once had one of his legs extended to match the other

so its possible

[pbmax]

Throw it to Adams won the argument in the offensive meetings this week.

[Harlan Huckleby]

In the good ole days Williams would take some smelling salts and get back on the field

[Gotarace]

Aaron looking better so far...hope it lasts

[pbmax]

He;s been good all year

Not joking - his arms look longer


Lowry struggling to wrap up

Well, which is it?

[red]

flag

but who was that to?

two guys in the same area

[red]

thats not a flag

legs got tangled

[pbmax]

Cheap call. I'll take two.

[MadtownPacker]

How do you think he got hereWhat a stupid thing to say. I walked across the river with them. Then I used them for work.

You came unfresh off a boat across the ocean, carrying the plague and or some bad shit.

[red]

another facemask

jesus. they're trying to hurt everyone on every play

[pbmax]

Sticky gloves and face shield make it look like facemask.

[Harlan Huckleby]

pretty skimpy foul

[pbmax]

another facemask

jesus. they're trying to hurt everyone on every play

I don't think that one was deliberate.

[red]

What a stupid thing to say. I walked across the river with them. Then I used them for work.

You came unfresh off a boat across the ocean, carrying the plague and or some bad shit.

my family came because we ran out of potatoes back home

[pbmax]

I assume that is the guy replacing Darby tonight?

[red]

I don't think that one was deliberate.

one guy had him at the knees while one guy bent him backwards by the face

[pbmax]

Love Merceds leaping. Go Big Man!

[red]

was that tonya with the wiff block?

nice catch and run by lewis

[MadtownPacker]

my family came because we ran out of potatoes back homeI don’t give a fuck about your DNA test results.

Nice leap!

[Rutnstrut]

I would MUCH rather see Lewis get more targets than Graham. He at least does something.

[Joemailman]

Well, with only one RB Tex should get his wish.

[Rastak]

The only good thing is about this game is the fucking smirk is being wiped off the Eagles fans faces....

[Harlan Huckleby]

Rodgers has lost it

[red]

so this is what happens when the other team doesn't double admas

[pbmax]

Gotta stick your foot in the dirt somewhere Mr. Jones.

[Joemailman]

Someone wkll need to step up when they start doubling Adams.

[pbmax]

Jenkins with a man sized pass block there.

[pittstang5]

Now we stall...ugh!!!

[red]

so question that i've always wondered

when a RB is about to run OOBs for a lose like jones just did

why not throw the ball away?

they can do that right?

[pbmax]

There is Jimmy.

[red]

whats that, his second catch of the year?

[texaspackerbacker]

A whole lot of decline goin' on out there hahahahahaha.

[gbgary]

good first quarter. let's do it twice.

[Harlan Huckleby]

whats that, his second catch of the year?

Keeping him fresh for playoffs

[Harlan Huckleby]

so question that i've always wondered

when a RB is about to run OOBs for a lose like jones just did

why not throw the ball away?

they can do that right?

tldr

[pbmax]

good first quarter. let's do it twice.

three times an offense

[pbmax]

Keeping him fresh for playoffs

Stem cells don't differentiate overnight red

[Joemailman]

whats that, his second catch of the year?

I cut him kn one FF league, so he should have a big night.

[pbmax]

Jones is small but doesn't go backwards ever.

[pbmax]

Close. Though he had that. Jump Scantron!

[gbgary]

three times an offense

ok lionel.

[Rastak]

Adams push off?

[pittstang5]

and...now we stall

[mraynrand]

A whole lot of decline goin' on out there hahahahahaha.

hide the decline!

[red]

I don’t give a fuck about your DNA test results.

Nice leap!

at least my family has some kind of background other then "i'm the decendant of some dirty spainard once raping some poor dirty indian"

[Rastak]

Why are the morons booing? It was either Adams pushing off or nothing....

[pittstang5]

WE TDs!!!

[Harlan Huckleby]

at least my family has some kind of background other then "i'm the decendant of some dirty spainard once raping some poor dirty indian"

I both repped this post and reported it

[mraynrand]

and...now we stall

all is lost

[pittstang5]

Why are the morons booing? It was either Adams pushing off or nothing....

Probably booing cause it took them forever to make the call

[pbmax]

at least my family has some kind of background other then "i'm the decendant of some dirty spainard once raping some poor dirty indian"

You prefer the Viking rapers?

Mr. Red? :lol:

[Joemailman]

Got any scripted plays left?

[red]

A whole lot of decline goin' on out there hahahahahaha.

yeah, one good quarter fixes everything

[beveaux1]

1st quarter 10-10. 2nd quarter 0-2. Unbelievable.

[mraynrand]

Why are the morons booing? It was either Adams pushing off or nothing....

your morons boo every penalty against 'em too

[Rastak]

Probably booing cause it took them forever to make the call


Fair enough, the game has enough stoppages and breaks for sure.

[pbmax]

and...now we stall

Is the garage still an option if we need it?

[mraynrand]

You prefer the Viking rapers?

Mr. Red? :lol:


They are less dirty

[MadtownPacker]

at least my family has some kind of background other then "i'm the decendant of some dirty spainard once raping some poor dirty indian"
Can’t be worse then “I’m so fucking drunk I think some little guy in a green suit is going to bring me luck and a pot of gold”.

[Rastak]

your morons boo every penalty against 'em too


Yup, and they get called morons too by yours truly....

[pbmax]

1st quarter 10-10. 2nd quarter 0-2. Unbelievable.

:tup:

Problem on special teams is that except for Bush and Janis, best tackler and gunner has been Crosby.

[mraynrand]

Can’t be worse then “I’m so fucking drunk I think some little guy in a green suit is going to bring me luck and a pot of gold”.

maybe at least some tasty stale marshmallows?
https://biskittales.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/lucky-charms.jpg

[Gotarace]

Amos tackling well

[Harlan Huckleby]

Crosby showed me something. He both made a great tackle and yelled "fuck" over the runback

[red]

I both repped this post and reported it

thats when i know i've made a good post

when it makes people think, then confuses them, in that order

[red]

Can’t be worse then “I’m so fucking drunk I think some little guy in a green suit is going to bring me luck and a pot of gold”.

why go there?

i didn't make fun of your spirituality

[mraynrand]

Crawford wouldn't have been blocked like that

[pbmax]

Former Bear.

[beveaux1]

Boy, that was easy.

[pbmax]

Terrible call.

I mean great call. :roll:

[Rastak]

They want GB to win....

[red]

You prefer the Viking rapers?

Mr. Red? :lol:

i'm able to trace my family back almost 1000 years

i'm pretty sure we were the rapers, not the rapees

so thats not too bad

[pbmax]

Crawford wouldn't have been blocked like that

he wouldn't have been on the TV screen.

[Harlan Huckleby]

thats when i know i've made a good post

when it makes people think, then confuses them, in that order

Oh no, I knew what I was doing. I think other people should be better than me. I reported the post to admin as "hurtful."

[pbmax]

i'm able to trace my family back almost 1000 years

i'm pretty sure we were the rapers, not the rapees

so thats not too bad

Dude, I am just kidding. But now I do think you might be a Viking spy.

[mraynrand]

he wouldn't have been on the TV screen.

I was going back to the KO return

[beveaux1]

Penalty should be overturned.

[pbmax]

I was going back to the KO return

Fair enough.

[Rastak]

Ref that called it originally was a dummy.....pay attention.

[red]

Dude, I am just kidding. But now I do think you might be a Viking spy.

i hate the vikings team

but i am the product of vikings raping dirty frenchies

[Rastak]

Packers offense looks to have stepped it up tonight....

[Cheesehead Craig]

Running game is awful

[Gotarace]

Jones turn that Shit UpField

[pbmax]

Running wide isn't working guys.

[red]

so, running wide to the left doesn't seem to be working

maybe try something else?

[red]

and we seem to have run out of good plays

[red]

two flags on the play

edit, 3 flags on the play

[pbmax]

Alright!

[pittstang5]

These fuckin Eagles are Dirty!!!!!

[red]

looked like a hold by the rook

gonna be offsetting

[mraynrand]

Belichick would be shutting that Adams shit down. Keep playing single high Schwantz.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Adams looks like monster

[pbmax]

PI reviews are going to be the death of me.

[Gotarace]

Eagles are some Dirty Cocks Suckers...

[red]

nice

turns into a huge play

yup. a-rod gets his 1 free play per game and everyone calls him brilliant

[red]

Eagles are some Dirty Cocks Suckers...

yeah they are

[gbgary]

man they're head hunting tonight.

[mraynrand]

nice

turns into a huge play

yup. a-rod gets his 1 free play per game and everyone calls him brilliant

I don't

[red]

PI reviews are going to be the death of me.

yeah, they got that call right

but are we gonna end up reviewing every play to make sure there was no contact anywhere on the field?

[pittstang5]

What the fuck was that!!!!!

[red]

ran out of ideas

[Gotarace]

Go for it

[mraynrand]

Wrong shoulder

[Harlan Huckleby]

I wouldn't run Jones too much. Mix in short passes. Jones is not a workhorse.

[MadtownPacker]

These fuckin Eagles are Dirty!!!!!Worse then Red confessing on a Sunday morning!

[pittstang5]

Ok Mason...Kick it deep. Our coverage unit sucks!!!

[pbmax]

nice

turns into a huge play

yup. a-rod gets his 1 free play per game and everyone calls him brilliant

That wasn't a free shot, they earned that. At least, Adams did. Penalty yardage was bonus, but that route worked on its own.

[MadtownPacker]

Adams looks like monsterLike he would rob you?

[pbmax]

Like he would rob you?

Just of your self respect If you are a DB.

[mraynrand]

I wouldn't run Jones too much. Mix in short passes. Jones is not a workhorse.

yep

[beveaux1]

I wouldn't run Jones too much. Mix in short passes. Jones is not a workhorse.

I agree. If not, we'll be running Vitale as our only RB.

[pittstang5]

Oh shit, what's wrong with Bach?

[pbmax]

WHAT!? What happened to the good special teams from Weeks 1 and 2?

[Gotarace]

Are you fucking kidding me Crosby...

[pittstang5]

Stop giving them good field position. Special Teams Suck!!!!

[Joemailman]

WTF Mason?

[beveaux1]

Is Zook still here?

[pittstang5]

Cmon Defense...need a turnover

[Harlan Huckleby]

Like he would rob you?

I once bought pot from a large black man. He took a throwing knife and threw it near me, stickinh in door.
"Are you a cop? You look like a cop?"
He was a kick boxer living at Y.

Last time I bought pot from somebody I didn't know.

[pittstang5]

Why is P. SMith on the sideline?

[pittstang5]

CMON DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

[Rastak]

Down as down can be.....queue the boos....

[gbgary]

Mason Dinklage not having a very good time on the kickoff unit.

[pbmax]

There is your turnover.

No maybe not so much.

[pittstang5]

That ain't gonna stand

[Cheesehead Craig]

Not even close

[red]

i love that they let that go

you can always review it and fix it if its wrong

i've been waiting a long time to see that happen

[pbmax]

Nice stop on QB sneak. Wentz had to dive around end.

[beveaux1]

Nice stop on QB sneak. Wentz had to dive around end.

That's true. Heads up by Wentz.

[Rastak]

I'll also note, Eagles players instead of fucking around (and this applies to all teams) watch the play till the whistle blows. Seems to happen 20 times a week guys are celebrating or cursing with a live ball.

[pittstang5]

CMON DEFENSE!!!!!

[red]

facemask on z-smith?

[Rastak]

Didn't he grab him by the head?


edit: Nope

[pittstang5]

Oh Boy! here we go

[pittstang5]

UGH! Cmon DEfense!!!!!

[pbmax]

Clark you idiot.

[red]

thats a weak penalty. if you're gonna get called for that, then lay the fucker out

[Harlan Huckleby]

cheap

[pittstang5]

STOP THE RUN!!!!

[Teamcheez1]

This team is going to find ways to lose tonight.

[red]

Didn't he grab him by the head?


edit: Nope

sure looked like it live

wentz spun his head around

[mraynrand]

Found Redmond

[pittstang5]

This team is going to find ways to lose tonight.

We need TDs, Not FGs!

[Teamcheez1]

We can't cover the TE, what else is new?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Fuck, Wentz looks good

[pittstang5]

NEED A TURNOVER!!!!

[pbmax]

Passing against 3 man DL, running against 2 man DL