Anti-Polar Bear
10-10-2019, 08:15 AM
First, a shout out to Prof Rand for lecturing us on the differences between Egoism and Egotism.
For example, if Antonio Brown were an egoist, he'd kiss some asses, and 40 million frogskins would be his. Since he'd be better off financially, it'd be in his best interest to kiss asses, even if doing so - getting exploited by fat cats - makes him a loser.
But since Brown is an egotist - a mischievous egotist - he just had to defend his battered ego against the authorities (Mayock, etc.) and women seeking to either expose the truths or shatter his fragile ego. In some mischievous way, AB is a winner.
Anyway, high in the afterglow of this apprehensive victory, I not only reviewed every play of this game in approximately 45 minutes, I also watched every play of the ALL-22 Coaches Films in in approximately 2 hours.
Egoists (losers):
Alexander - In an effort to contain Zeke the Rapist, Pettine called alotta 69 Pistol Force...Nobody fucking knows what the common Pistol Force is, but the 69 is simply Cover 1 Man (8 Men Box)...Game was Alexander's opportunity to showcase to the nation "shutdownism"...23 proved that he ain't a shutdown corner...Cooper schooled Alexander.
King - See Alexander...Except that nobody knew Gallup existed til this game...King made Gallup look like AB.
Wankers - Watching the All-22 Films, I saw the entire field, and none of the wankers playing could get open...MVS idiotically ran the wrong route prior to the half, which irked the Great Arm of Butte a great deal...Was supposed to run deep post; ran deep crossing instead...Sloth was blanketed all night by XFL corners...Shepperd dropped a 6...Kum couldn't get open and hands were cold.
Martinez - Looked good in the first 2 games; starting to look like Hawk nowadays...Couldn't shed blocks nor cover...Played with terrible technique on the wheel route to Zeke with Gary desperately trailing a cloud of dusts.
Lowry - This guy is 300+ lbs and 200 lbs RBs continue to drag him into the endzone, even after he wrapped them up behind the LOS...Stonewall Jackson could've stonewalled Zeke from scoring.
Egoists (Winners):
Jones - Pulled an Al Bundy with 4 TDs...MVP of game...Made plenty of plays outta nothing.
Great Arm of Butte - Stats were mediocre, but receivers couldn't get open...Did what he had to do to win game, which was throwing to TEs and RBs and handing the rock off to Jones...In the 4th, LaFluer called the exact same play he called prior to the half, the one that saw MVS ran the wrong route...MVS ran correct route, finally, but rock was underthrown.
Odds and Ends: The Fucking Center is playing OK for a rookie, but German Shepherd should've drafted DK Metcalf instead...Substitute McCray (or any other fat guy) in there for the Fucking Center, and the drop off in talent would be unnoticeable...Substitute Metcalf in for, say, the Sloth, and the Great Arm of Butte would definitely be less grouchy...Packers currrently sit at 4-1 at this moment in space-time, but apprehension is still the name of the game, for, wankers are playing WR for the Pack.
For example, if Antonio Brown were an egoist, he'd kiss some asses, and 40 million frogskins would be his. Since he'd be better off financially, it'd be in his best interest to kiss asses, even if doing so - getting exploited by fat cats - makes him a loser.
But since Brown is an egotist - a mischievous egotist - he just had to defend his battered ego against the authorities (Mayock, etc.) and women seeking to either expose the truths or shatter his fragile ego. In some mischievous way, AB is a winner.
Anyway, high in the afterglow of this apprehensive victory, I not only reviewed every play of this game in approximately 45 minutes, I also watched every play of the ALL-22 Coaches Films in in approximately 2 hours.
Egoists (losers):
Alexander - In an effort to contain Zeke the Rapist, Pettine called alotta 69 Pistol Force...Nobody fucking knows what the common Pistol Force is, but the 69 is simply Cover 1 Man (8 Men Box)...Game was Alexander's opportunity to showcase to the nation "shutdownism"...23 proved that he ain't a shutdown corner...Cooper schooled Alexander.
King - See Alexander...Except that nobody knew Gallup existed til this game...King made Gallup look like AB.
Wankers - Watching the All-22 Films, I saw the entire field, and none of the wankers playing could get open...MVS idiotically ran the wrong route prior to the half, which irked the Great Arm of Butte a great deal...Was supposed to run deep post; ran deep crossing instead...Sloth was blanketed all night by XFL corners...Shepperd dropped a 6...Kum couldn't get open and hands were cold.
Martinez - Looked good in the first 2 games; starting to look like Hawk nowadays...Couldn't shed blocks nor cover...Played with terrible technique on the wheel route to Zeke with Gary desperately trailing a cloud of dusts.
Lowry - This guy is 300+ lbs and 200 lbs RBs continue to drag him into the endzone, even after he wrapped them up behind the LOS...Stonewall Jackson could've stonewalled Zeke from scoring.
Egoists (Winners):
Jones - Pulled an Al Bundy with 4 TDs...MVP of game...Made plenty of plays outta nothing.
Great Arm of Butte - Stats were mediocre, but receivers couldn't get open...Did what he had to do to win game, which was throwing to TEs and RBs and handing the rock off to Jones...In the 4th, LaFluer called the exact same play he called prior to the half, the one that saw MVS ran the wrong route...MVS ran correct route, finally, but rock was underthrown.
Odds and Ends: The Fucking Center is playing OK for a rookie, but German Shepherd should've drafted DK Metcalf instead...Substitute McCray (or any other fat guy) in there for the Fucking Center, and the drop off in talent would be unnoticeable...Substitute Metcalf in for, say, the Sloth, and the Great Arm of Butte would definitely be less grouchy...Packers currrently sit at 4-1 at this moment in space-time, but apprehension is still the name of the game, for, wankers are playing WR for the Pack.