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CaptainKickass
01-01-2020, 03:01 PM
Inspired by a recent post. Allow me, Captain Kickass, the distinct privilege of introducing you to an exciting, new addition to your vernacular. A method of making you sound more verbose by expanding your personally available library of nomenclature. I present this carefully curated, portmanteau-style addition to your vocabulary:


Buckmanisms™
Noun


Joe Buck + Troy Aikman = Buckman™
<insert completely imagined .gif images of Aikman and Buck headshot photos, slowly merging into an amalgam of the two bastards!>

ism = things attributed to
ism ĭz′əm
n.
A suffix implying the practice, system, doctrine, theory, principle, or abstract idea of that which is signified or implied by the word to which it is subjoined: as, dogmatism, spiritualism, socialism, Atticism, Americanism, Gallicism, terrorism, vandalism, republicanism, Mormonism etc. Or in this case, implying the stupefying alliterations of the entity further referred to and yes, by now the much better known as, entity of Buckman™

Therefore,
Buckmanisms™ = Stupid things either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman say during game broadcasts:-)

I'll kick this one off.
As I re-watched the Lambeau loss to the Eagles, I re-heard, and yes I re-laughed, at this classic "Buckmanism™". And I directly quote this eloquent verbal delivery:


"Obviously the late comes in hit."
-Troy Aikman
PHI vs GB 9/26/19 1st quarter game clock 12:39


Please contribute any observed Buckmanisms™ to this very official thread.


(This thread is official only and completely official because of the word "official" in the thread title. and tastefully scattered about the thread for officially good measure, per the normal and yes, very official process as evidenced and outlined by most other official threads found anywhere within this forum!)

George Cumby
01-01-2020, 04:37 PM
"That's a momentum changing field goal."

- Aikman, last time the Pack kicked their asses.

pittstang5
01-01-2020, 06:03 PM
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman = Buck and Suck

CaptainKickass
01-09-2020, 05:03 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, and fellow Rats...

I'm extremely proud to introduce to you...

For the first time ever...

I humbly present the amalgam of the worst announcing team in NFL history....

https://i.imgflip.com/3loaok.jpg

George Cumby
01-09-2020, 05:42 PM
The red dots in the eyes is a nice touch.

CaptainKickass
01-12-2020, 10:21 PM
Couple additions from tonight's game


These cold balls are tough to handle


"Infruction"

George Cumby
01-12-2020, 10:23 PM
Buck needs to fire his hair stylist. The dye job isn't working.

pbmax
01-12-2020, 10:26 PM
Rand can check me on this, but I think an Infruction is when the refs job the team you are secretly rooting for.

George Cumby
01-12-2020, 10:28 PM
Guys, "Infruction" is just "Infraction" but with the Hall of Famers nut sack in your mouth.

Smidgeon
01-13-2020, 01:21 AM
I don't mind them nearly as much as some other duos. I think Charles Davis is one I absolutely can't stand. Don't remember the other one at the moment.

Cleft Crusty
01-13-2020, 06:48 AM
I think he meant infarction, or the ‘ol chest grab, which is what Clefty does when he realizes what those guys make compared to Clefty’s $0.65/hour typing furiously away at the Smith Corona to meet deadline.

George Cumby
01-13-2020, 07:38 AM
I don't mind them nearly as much as some other duos. I think Charles Davis is one I absolutely can't stand. Don't remember the other one at the moment.

I mostly agree. Aikman actually says a lot of complimentary things about the Pack but his bias shows when it’s his old team.

pbmax
01-13-2020, 08:18 AM
I don't mind Davis, but his announcing is far more generic that his writing, which is unfortunate. And I agree, its not always on point.

Its not a bad time to watch TV guys. Michaels/Collingworth are largely unobjectionable and professional though Chris hasn't offered anything new in 10 years.

Nantz is a twit but Romo is worth it.

I don't mind Burkhardt and Davis.

Ian Eagle and Fouts are OK.

Kevin Harlan and Gannon are fine, though Gannon is sort of CC lite. Harlan* should be higher.

Kenny Albert is great but he got a Barber as a partner.


*Though I just discovered that Kevin got a Fox job in 1994 doing the NFL when Fox won the rights to the NFC. Was he working the NFL for CBS before that or was this to secure Harlan's vote?

Cleft Crusty
01-13-2020, 09:00 AM
It was a mixed blessing for Harlan, as they teamed him up With Jerry Gland-ville.

Jerry: "Is he from up there in o wa so (Wausau)?
Harlan: "I'm gonna awaso you in the face in a minute."
Jerry: "Brett Favre can throw a football through a car wash and it won't get wet. Wow."

pbmax
01-13-2020, 10:52 AM
It was a mixed blessing for Harlan, as they teamed him up With Jerry Gland-ville.

Jerry: "Is he from up there in o wa so (Wausau)?
Harlan: "I'm gonna awaso you in the face in a minute."
Jerry: "Brett Favre can throw a football through a car wash and it won't get wet. Wow."

Oh, painful. I remember Glanville on every Favre broadcast until they broke through. Woof. That schtick got old fast.

ThunderDan
01-13-2020, 11:09 AM
While at the game, my son asks me where Buck and Aikman are broadcasting from. I pointed the booth out above us to him.

He turned to the crowd, points and says, "That's where Buck and Suck are standing." No prompting from me at all. Everyone around us just busts out laughing. My son is 12.

pbmax
01-13-2020, 11:52 AM
No more internet for you, young man; until Sunday's game.

CaptainKickass
01-19-2020, 08:49 PM
A few gems that are less than eloquent from tonight's game



Frackrel

Flullback

Linnage

Cheesehead Craig
01-21-2020, 08:06 AM
I do remember Aikman saying that "As a running back, Aaron Jones is a big part of the running success the Packers have had this year."

Duh.