The Shadow
04-22-2020, 05:52 PM
1. DO NOT draft any player clad in a red suit & matching bow tie. This will be a bit tricky this year. But video chat with him before the selection & carefully observe his getup.
2. DO NOT draft anyone named "Ha Ha", "Hee Hee", "Ho Ho", "Hoo Haw", "Tee Hee" or "Quee Queeg".
3. DO consult with Ted Thompson about 2nd round receivers. Then : lock him out of the room.
4. DO NOT draft the workout warrior or "physical freak" over the lumpy, bumpy, too-short proven football player. Rely on the tape - not the combine workout numbers.
5. Always DO choose instincts over speed. Otherwise, another Orrin Burks is headed your way.
6. DO NOT feel you have to trade up & down all over the damn place to show how aggressive you are. Let the board dictate your moves.
7. DO start taking a few fliers on exotic project players - but only after Round 4.
2. DO NOT draft anyone named "Ha Ha", "Hee Hee", "Ho Ho", "Hoo Haw", "Tee Hee" or "Quee Queeg".
3. DO consult with Ted Thompson about 2nd round receivers. Then : lock him out of the room.
4. DO NOT draft the workout warrior or "physical freak" over the lumpy, bumpy, too-short proven football player. Rely on the tape - not the combine workout numbers.
5. Always DO choose instincts over speed. Otherwise, another Orrin Burks is headed your way.
6. DO NOT feel you have to trade up & down all over the damn place to show how aggressive you are. Let the board dictate your moves.
7. DO start taking a few fliers on exotic project players - but only after Round 4.