woodbuck27
09-12-2006, 02:15 AM
woodbuck27 takes no claim to the following.It's merely posted for your reaction.
This is what a Packer fan on the Net feels after Opening Week 26-0 loss to da Bears:
It isn't pretty !
We Suck
And I can give you 26 reasons why!
By Patrick Stuckey / Packer Pundit
When I started this blog I promised you [as well as myself] that I would be honest and truthful about the state of the Packers. The team in general. The coaches and management. So let's have at it.
01 and 02) Brett threw 2 really really really stupid interceptions.
Hey I'll cut him some slack when the ball gets tiped or a defense rolls coverage or somebody misses an assignment.
But this FREAKING CHUCKING THE DAMN BALL DOWNFIELD shit has got to go!
Thanks Brett for not allowing us to be shut out since you've been a starter. Thanks Brett for personally stopping two damn good scoring chances with your stupid 'gunslinger' passes. Nulling some damn fine efforts by Driver... Green... and even Robert Ferguson. It's not acceptible. McCarthy.... okay I have to move on but believe me my sharpest knives will be out for our 'quote' coaching staff 'un-effin-quote'
03) LT Chad Clifton... What the hell was that? Do you really want paid for the performance you put in yesterday? I'm effin' 5'8" and roughly 205 pounds (hey... I'm big boned... don't judge) and at least I could have stuck my fat body in front of somebody to block. Next time... just hold up one of those school crossing guard signs that says GO in big Green letters!
04) Vonta 'hands of stone' Leach... if Henderson wasn't hurt you'd be on the waiver wire!
05) David ole' Martin... it's called a block... when the defender rushes Brett... you and Mr. Clifton need to decide which one of you would prefer to block said defender... insterad of doing your matador impersonation and watching as Brett gets the crap knocked out of him. Dave... your not a rookie... you just suck!
06) Somebody put out a missing persons report for our star rookie reciever Greg Jennings... couldn't he find the stadium? One catch... unacceptable... and I don't want to hear Brett didn't throw it you you... Get your ass open!
07) Bubba Franks (see above)
08) Samkon Gado is showing signs of what made him the stand out 3RD STRING running back he was at Liberty College. 2 carries for minus 7 yards. 3 Kick off returns for a 19 yard average. We cut Davenport for this?
09) Jason Spitz stepping on Brett's foot on a crucial down!
10) KGB Ummm... didn't you used to be a top pass rusher? I doubt he even got close enough to Grossman to see what his number is. It's 8 KGB... 8!!!
11 and 12) Free Agent Loads Pickett and Allen. Specialist at shutting down the run. Pickett had 4 tackles... Allen zip!
13) CB Charles Woodson was lost in the backfield. He did redeem himself with some flashes of excellence in returning punts.
14) Al Harris just flat out sucked! Muhammad made a fool of him and Woodson. Some one... two punch we got in the D back field.
15) Marquand Manuel got burnt bad on the Bears first TD and gets the "Toast Award" However I will concede he played excellent run support.
16) Jon Ryan should go back to playing hockey. Just pathetic hang time. And his audition for back up QB didn't exactly thrill me.
17) Dave Rayner missed a long... 53 yard field goal attempt... which isn't that bad... except... he missed it really really bad! I don't even think it made the goal line??? And speaking of that... his only kick off went to the 5. Not good enough. Longwell could kick it that far (as long as he had a 15 mile an hour wind to his back)
18) Noah Herron... Noah Herron... Noah.............. again... we cut Davenport why?
19) The whole stinkin' kick off team. Let's try blocking somebody next game. We had 7 effin KO attempts and we averaged 18.3 yards a kick. Pathetic!
20) Punt coverage... or lack there of? Honestly... do I need to expound on this?? I think not.
21) Brady 'where did he go' Poppinga who let a No Body Tight End look like an All pro.
22 - 25) Coaches McCarthy... Jagodzinski... Sanders... and Stock. I hope you don't think your jobs are secure??? Especially McCarthy... you may want to check with Ray Rhodes.
26) Triple T... Teddy Thompson. You've got a short leash too Ted... this is your team... you better hope they get better.
Comment woodbuck27:
Now. There's a " take no prisoners - spare no pain " viewpoint. . .
on Bears 26 and the "Packed in" Packers ahhhh, what's that thing??
a ZEEEERRRRROOOOO ! :mrgreen:
If ya don't laugh. . . you'll go crazy !
This is what a Packer fan on the Net feels after Opening Week 26-0 loss to da Bears:
It isn't pretty !
We Suck
And I can give you 26 reasons why!
By Patrick Stuckey / Packer Pundit
When I started this blog I promised you [as well as myself] that I would be honest and truthful about the state of the Packers. The team in general. The coaches and management. So let's have at it.
01 and 02) Brett threw 2 really really really stupid interceptions.
Hey I'll cut him some slack when the ball gets tiped or a defense rolls coverage or somebody misses an assignment.
But this FREAKING CHUCKING THE DAMN BALL DOWNFIELD shit has got to go!
Thanks Brett for not allowing us to be shut out since you've been a starter. Thanks Brett for personally stopping two damn good scoring chances with your stupid 'gunslinger' passes. Nulling some damn fine efforts by Driver... Green... and even Robert Ferguson. It's not acceptible. McCarthy.... okay I have to move on but believe me my sharpest knives will be out for our 'quote' coaching staff 'un-effin-quote'
03) LT Chad Clifton... What the hell was that? Do you really want paid for the performance you put in yesterday? I'm effin' 5'8" and roughly 205 pounds (hey... I'm big boned... don't judge) and at least I could have stuck my fat body in front of somebody to block. Next time... just hold up one of those school crossing guard signs that says GO in big Green letters!
04) Vonta 'hands of stone' Leach... if Henderson wasn't hurt you'd be on the waiver wire!
05) David ole' Martin... it's called a block... when the defender rushes Brett... you and Mr. Clifton need to decide which one of you would prefer to block said defender... insterad of doing your matador impersonation and watching as Brett gets the crap knocked out of him. Dave... your not a rookie... you just suck!
06) Somebody put out a missing persons report for our star rookie reciever Greg Jennings... couldn't he find the stadium? One catch... unacceptable... and I don't want to hear Brett didn't throw it you you... Get your ass open!
07) Bubba Franks (see above)
08) Samkon Gado is showing signs of what made him the stand out 3RD STRING running back he was at Liberty College. 2 carries for minus 7 yards. 3 Kick off returns for a 19 yard average. We cut Davenport for this?
09) Jason Spitz stepping on Brett's foot on a crucial down!
10) KGB Ummm... didn't you used to be a top pass rusher? I doubt he even got close enough to Grossman to see what his number is. It's 8 KGB... 8!!!
11 and 12) Free Agent Loads Pickett and Allen. Specialist at shutting down the run. Pickett had 4 tackles... Allen zip!
13) CB Charles Woodson was lost in the backfield. He did redeem himself with some flashes of excellence in returning punts.
14) Al Harris just flat out sucked! Muhammad made a fool of him and Woodson. Some one... two punch we got in the D back field.
15) Marquand Manuel got burnt bad on the Bears first TD and gets the "Toast Award" However I will concede he played excellent run support.
16) Jon Ryan should go back to playing hockey. Just pathetic hang time. And his audition for back up QB didn't exactly thrill me.
17) Dave Rayner missed a long... 53 yard field goal attempt... which isn't that bad... except... he missed it really really bad! I don't even think it made the goal line??? And speaking of that... his only kick off went to the 5. Not good enough. Longwell could kick it that far (as long as he had a 15 mile an hour wind to his back)
18) Noah Herron... Noah Herron... Noah.............. again... we cut Davenport why?
19) The whole stinkin' kick off team. Let's try blocking somebody next game. We had 7 effin KO attempts and we averaged 18.3 yards a kick. Pathetic!
20) Punt coverage... or lack there of? Honestly... do I need to expound on this?? I think not.
21) Brady 'where did he go' Poppinga who let a No Body Tight End look like an All pro.
22 - 25) Coaches McCarthy... Jagodzinski... Sanders... and Stock. I hope you don't think your jobs are secure??? Especially McCarthy... you may want to check with Ray Rhodes.
26) Triple T... Teddy Thompson. You've got a short leash too Ted... this is your team... you better hope they get better.
Comment woodbuck27:
Now. There's a " take no prisoners - spare no pain " viewpoint. . .
on Bears 26 and the "Packed in" Packers ahhhh, what's that thing??
a ZEEEERRRRROOOOO ! :mrgreen:
If ya don't laugh. . . you'll go crazy !