CaptainKickass
05-16-2021, 03:18 PM
Packers sign QB Kurt Benkert after rookie minicamp tryout
https://www.acmepackingcompany.com/2021/5/15/22438043/packers-sign-qb-kurt-benkert-after-rookie-minicamp-tryout
I have questions.
Questions like, If Kurt has been Kurt - but has also been Kurt Benkert - does that make him 3x the man he thinks he is? Or do multiple Kurts & Kerts cancel each other out making him not even a Kurt at all?
If Kurt has not been Kurt but has been Kurt Benkert - does that mean he has been not only himself but also a Kert (not Kurt) who came through a portal from another dimension?
Whenever he addresses the media, will Kurt Benkert be curt? ( curt: adj. Rudely brief or abrupt, as in speech or manner: synonym: gruff)
If so - then is his Game of Thrones medieval style name actually sound something like..
"I'm Kurt Benkert the Curt. I am Kurt. I have been Kert and I will continue to be Curt"
Or would his speech be more curt?
So much to process here.
https://www.acmepackingcompany.com/2021/5/15/22438043/packers-sign-qb-kurt-benkert-after-rookie-minicamp-tryout
I have questions.
Questions like, If Kurt has been Kurt - but has also been Kurt Benkert - does that make him 3x the man he thinks he is? Or do multiple Kurts & Kerts cancel each other out making him not even a Kurt at all?
If Kurt has not been Kurt but has been Kurt Benkert - does that mean he has been not only himself but also a Kert (not Kurt) who came through a portal from another dimension?
Whenever he addresses the media, will Kurt Benkert be curt? ( curt: adj. Rudely brief or abrupt, as in speech or manner: synonym: gruff)
If so - then is his Game of Thrones medieval style name actually sound something like..
"I'm Kurt Benkert the Curt. I am Kurt. I have been Kert and I will continue to be Curt"
Or would his speech be more curt?
So much to process here.