Anti-Polar Bear
10-04-2021, 01:29 PM
I've re-watched EVERY play of this game in about 24 minutes on the NFL Shortcuts.
Tanks (losers):
Stokes - Allowed quick outs completions all day by giving wideouts 25-yard cushions pre-snap. Shouda just played the fucking "Pistol Force." Nice pick to "ice, ice, baby," the game, though.
Jones - Fair through and through running the rock. Caught a couple of bullets to move the chains. A wise man once said that 33 is the mother of inconsistency b/c he's Aaron, eloquent bro of Moses, one week; Erin, lumpenproletarian of Baltimore, the next. Pooping out rock was monstrous, and therefore, the Erin denotation is justified.
Tonyan -Drayton's fault, but this guy needs to be taken off the field goal unit. He can't block. Coulda scored twice, but 12 misplaced the rock with under/over thrown rocks.
Teds (winners):
Dillion - In the 4th, LaFleur ran the "Orgy" - the 1 WR, 1 tailback, 3 tight ends formation where all 3 TEs clusterfucked next to each others at the LOS - something like 5 straight times. 28 simply pounded the rock up and down the Lumpensteelers' rear ends, milking the cock, err, clock along the way.
Cletidus - This guy makes so few plays, the rare times he actually made a play, the announcers didn't even notice. Recovered a rock and made a couple of maniacal tackles behind the LOS. The All-American announcing team of Romo and Nantz never once barked his name.
Cobb - Here are some senseless comments by some senseless posters on the day 12 conspired Cobb's return to cold, dark and dull Green Bay : "Hahahhaha Cobb will only be healthy for 3 games so who cares?" - Tony O'Day (Cobb has played in all 4 games thus far, proving that orangutans are indeed smarter than O'Day.) "The Cobb situation is so stupid it makes me wish the Packers had just traded Rodgers now." - Harlan Huckleby "Does anyone know what was traded for Cobb? I'm hoping it wasn't more than a couple cases of Leinenkugels's." - George Crumby "Gute told Rodgers to shut up and let the more knowledgeable people run the team." - King Friday
Odds and Ends:
23 got beat for 6 via poor technique. Playing the Pistol Force against a bomb route is a recipe for disaster. Trust me, I know a thing or two about futbol technique, especially at the corner position. I was shutdown corner in high school, after all. Even shut down Darren Charles in a game.
Tanks (losers):
Stokes - Allowed quick outs completions all day by giving wideouts 25-yard cushions pre-snap. Shouda just played the fucking "Pistol Force." Nice pick to "ice, ice, baby," the game, though.
Jones - Fair through and through running the rock. Caught a couple of bullets to move the chains. A wise man once said that 33 is the mother of inconsistency b/c he's Aaron, eloquent bro of Moses, one week; Erin, lumpenproletarian of Baltimore, the next. Pooping out rock was monstrous, and therefore, the Erin denotation is justified.
Tonyan -Drayton's fault, but this guy needs to be taken off the field goal unit. He can't block. Coulda scored twice, but 12 misplaced the rock with under/over thrown rocks.
Teds (winners):
Dillion - In the 4th, LaFleur ran the "Orgy" - the 1 WR, 1 tailback, 3 tight ends formation where all 3 TEs clusterfucked next to each others at the LOS - something like 5 straight times. 28 simply pounded the rock up and down the Lumpensteelers' rear ends, milking the cock, err, clock along the way.
Cletidus - This guy makes so few plays, the rare times he actually made a play, the announcers didn't even notice. Recovered a rock and made a couple of maniacal tackles behind the LOS. The All-American announcing team of Romo and Nantz never once barked his name.
Cobb - Here are some senseless comments by some senseless posters on the day 12 conspired Cobb's return to cold, dark and dull Green Bay : "Hahahhaha Cobb will only be healthy for 3 games so who cares?" - Tony O'Day (Cobb has played in all 4 games thus far, proving that orangutans are indeed smarter than O'Day.) "The Cobb situation is so stupid it makes me wish the Packers had just traded Rodgers now." - Harlan Huckleby "Does anyone know what was traded for Cobb? I'm hoping it wasn't more than a couple cases of Leinenkugels's." - George Crumby "Gute told Rodgers to shut up and let the more knowledgeable people run the team." - King Friday
Odds and Ends:
23 got beat for 6 via poor technique. Playing the Pistol Force against a bomb route is a recipe for disaster. Trust me, I know a thing or two about futbol technique, especially at the corner position. I was shutdown corner in high school, after all. Even shut down Darren Charles in a game.