Official Packers at Cincinnati Uruk-Hai Gameday Thread:

[George Cumby]

Packer's backfield is just a target for this new kid.

Rook CB and Kevin 'Return of the' King just halflings chucking rocks at Uruks not close to enough.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9wMVJ2G_9U

[CaptainKickass]

We interrupt your normal scrolling for this important editorial opinion:

Fuck The Bungles

You may now resume your normal bickering, cheering, squabbling, analysis, carrying-on, jocundity, reveling and caterwauling.

This has been an obligatory game day post.

[Joemailman]

Ryan Wood

#Packers starting offensive line: LT Yosh Nijman, LG Jon Runyan Jr., C Lucas Patrick, RG Royce Newman, RT Billy Turner.

If they can make this work Steno gets a raise.

[Joemailman]

Here are the inactives for Sunday's Packers-Bengals game.

Green Bay Packers

29 CB Rasul Douglas
90 DL Jack Heflin
74 OL Elgton Jenkins
71 OL Josh Myers
36 S Vernon Scott
9 LB Jaylon Smith

Cincinnati Bengals

44 DE Darius Hodge
74 OT Fred Johnson
80 WR Mike Thomas
99 DT Tyler Shelvin
29 CB Nick McCloud

[Harlan Huckleby]

The truck commercials make my testicles swell
grrrrr

[Anti-Polar Bear]

YouTube TV looks very pretty on my cheap 58” Walmart TV. But I flip burgers for the minimum wage. Ain’t ideal to spend $70/mth. Gonna cancel it once the trial ends. YouTube TV seems lag behind the broadcast signal.

Coulda gotten a 65” curved TV had I not pissed away 6K playing poker.

Packers 72
Bengays 0

Power to the Packers!

[Harlan Huckleby]

YouTube TV looks very pretty on my cheap 58” Walmart TV. But I flip burgers for the minimum wage. Ain’t ideal to spend $70/mth.

I like youtube TV but it's more than $70. Maybe they hook you in with that, but they've raised prices.

Only problem is that the packer games are streamed about 30 seconds late so this forum is deprived of my instant hot takes.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Cobb had some nice catches last week but it's a little annoying that the TV guy have been talking about him like he is the team's lynch pin.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I like youtube TV but it's more than $70. Maybe they hook you in with that, but they've raised prices.

Only problem is that the packer games are streamed about 30 seconds late so this forum is deprived of my instant hot takes.

Yeah, I tested it with the over the air signal. Over the air seems faster.

If more folks don’t participate here, I might have to turn off the iPhone. Internet is interfering with my over the air signal.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Internet is interfering with my over the air signal.

More likely it is your police radio scanner.

[Joemailman]

Reception is always worse from yoir Mom's basement.

[Joemailman]

Bengals going old school by punting on 4th and inches.

[Sparkey]

Of course it will lag behind the ota signal. They basically receive the same sat broadcast that ota stations receive, then embed their commercials, encode it and retransmit it over the internet.

[Sparkey]

Force it to Adams some more.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck!

[Teamcheez1]

Just following online today, seems like Rodgers is struggling.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Of course it will lag behind the ota signal. They basically receive the same sat broadcast that ota stations receive, then embed their commercials, encode it and retransmit it over the internet.

That hurts my head.

[Harlan Huckleby]

It wasn't a bad decision by AR, IMO. Ball just a little off target.

[Joemailman]

The quick pass offense seems to be gone this week so far.

[Sparkey]

Amari Rodgers was open inside.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Packer D playing good.

[Joemailman]

Bojo's 1st bad punt.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think the Packers are playing OK - on the two lines. Just a matter of getting in rhythm on O.

[King Friday]

A bunch of noobs on the OL... So we decide to throw every pass 40 yards downfield. No screen pass or draw play to attack the Bengals aggression. Wow...if this doesn't change, it will be a replay of the Saints game.

[Sparkey]

Incredible play by Stokes

[Harlan Huckleby]

PI
Packers got lucky on two passes

[Harlan Huckleby]

Incredible play by Stokes

He was beat and swiped the arms of the receiver before ball got there.
Incredible break, IMO

[Joemailman]

Amos not able to cover Perine on that drive.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck Indeed. Fucking commercial. Shit has never gotten me a job.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Amos not able to cover Perine on that drive.

Touchdown should been OPI

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Replay just showed 1 pushing Amos.

[Joemailman]

Big Dog!

[King Friday]

A toss to Dillon? Stupid.

[King Friday]

A check down to Dillon. Much better.

[Joemailman]

Doink!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wtf crosby!

[King Friday]

It is breezy in Ohio today.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It is breezy in Ohio today.

Maybe the Kentucky being at the game jinxed the kick.

[Guiness]

Love that Dillon is getting involved in the passing game. If he proves to have decent hands that is a great additional weapon for the O .

[Sparkey]

Preston Smith with a sack because Keke had great push preventing Burrow from stepping up.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Bengals batted the punt toward 8. 8 needs to realize that it’s a free ball. Nothing to lose.

[Sparkey]

ESB showing no clue how to block

[HarveyWallbangers]

Jones was getting 7 yards/carry and we’ve barely run since.

[King Friday]

ESB does little to make you think he belongs on the field.

[Sparkey]

D line is playing well today.

[Sparkey]

Wow Savage dropped the hammer on Burrow.

[Harlan Huckleby]

clean hit

[Harlan Huckleby]

The QB decided he was a bruising running back

[Joemailman]

ESB does little to make you think he belongs on the field.

They have 2 other WR's on the PS. Might be time to give someone else a chance.

[Joemailman]

Thunder!

[Joemailman]

Go for 2?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fresno Freak has game.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Go for 2?

Not a chance. You go ahead by more than one score.

[Sparkey]

How the duck does that happen?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Look what a QB can do with 12 seconds untouched

[Sparkey]

Did Savage close his eyes on that?

[Harlan Huckleby]

The DB didn't watch the ball, he swatted at air

[King Friday]

The pass rush gave Burrow way too long.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Great connection, announcers? More like getting lucking. 21 savage shoulda picked it off.

[King Friday]

32 seconds...too much time. haha

[Joemailman]

That was all on the pass rush.

[Sparkey]

Nijman with the meltdown at the end of the half.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Nijman with the meltdown at the end of the half.

Jenkins not playing? I checked who the center was and he’s white, so pretty sure the Fucking Center ain’t playing center?

[smuggler]

Lucas Patrick is at center.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Lucas Patrick is at center.

Where’s Jenkins?

[Joemailman]

Packers with 24 passes. 8 runs.

[King Friday]

Need to double Chase.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yo, pick!

[King Friday]

That was a poor choice by Burrow.

[Harlan Huckleby]

beauty pass

[Harlan Huckleby]

Impressive cut by Dillon.

[Harlan Huckleby]

He's got legs
And he knows how to use them

[Joemailman]

Cover that Chase guy.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm OK. The announcer gushing over Dillons husky legs made me think of this song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

[Harlan Huckleby]

Stokes did a tremendous job? Catching the ball would have been a plus.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Not much of a hold but we'll take it

[Joemailman]

Packer fans making noise.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I hope Anti-Polar Bear gets his internet back so I have someone to talk to

[Sparkey]

Not much of a hold but we'll take it

Maybe hands to the face.

[Joemailman]

I hope Anti-Polar Bear gets his internet back so I have someone to talk to

Isn't Mad there with you?

[Joemailman]

Maybe hands to the face.

Or a face mask. Looked like Gary's head got turned.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Get the rock in!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck!

[Joemailman]

That was unimpressive.

[Sparkey]

Red zone offense pretty eeeghhh today.

[King Friday]

Running the ball in the red zone appears difficult with the noob OL.

[Joemailman]

Nice hit by Black on the return

[King Friday]

This Packer defense can't stop anything. At least they are chewing clock.

[Harlan Huckleby]

go 4 2?

[King Friday]

Our LBs are mostly hot trash.

[Joemailman]

Packers better score or I'm afraid the Bengals will.

[King Friday]

To this point, I'm not seeing much of a difference between the Pettine defense and the Barry defense. Both can't really stop anyone unless the opposing team just makes a flat out dumb decision.

[King Friday]

Packers need to use every minute on the clock, because Bengals have all momentum right now.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't see packers losing this

[King Friday]

Jones just earned most of his salary for the year on that play.

[Joemailman]

Come on red zone offense

[Harlan Huckleby]

Isn't Mad there with you?

out mowing the lawn

[Harlan Huckleby]

fuck the endzone, just get first down

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't see packers losing this

ummm

[King Friday]

Way too much crap play in the red zone today.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Adams was open. Needed a bullet, not an air ball that time.

[Sparkey]

Not looking good

[Harlan Huckleby]

holding

[Sparkey]

Dumb call by bungholes helps the Packers.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Dumb call by bungholes helps the Packers.

ya, very hard to get a first down running there. And most likely left with long field goal.

[Sparkey]

How spectacular

[Harlan Huckleby]

that's a shame

[Joemailman]

Okay Aaron. Breah their heart

[Harlan Huckleby]

revenge of the nerd!

[scharpcheddar]

Lolololol
Drama

[Harlan Huckleby]

ah fuck.

But we get some extra football to watch

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Maybe the Kentucky being at the game jinxed the kick.

Damn you, Kentucky. Damn you to heck!

[Joemailman]

Weird things seem to happen to Packers at Cincinnati.

[Joemailman]

Okay Mason.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck yeah!

[Sparkey]

Wow, Burrow. That was terrible

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Stop jinxing Crosby, Kentucky!

[Sparkey]

Fire his ass now!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cut Crosby. Promote the PS kicker!

[Harlan Huckleby]

The game shouldn't depend on the field goal kicker. it's on offense.

[Jaire]

WIth all the injuries on both sides to key players, I thought they played a great game.

[Rastak]

Man Vikings game was nuts, I see this one is also.

[Jaire]

Weird things seem to happen to Packers at Cincinnati.

This

[Bossman641]

Complete pussy play calling

And Crosby completely forgets how to kick. Unreal

[Sparkey]

��

[smuggler]

Why did LaFleur go full pusspuss at the end?

[Harlan Huckleby]

LaFleur's plan is working

[Sparkey]

Everyone needs a Marcedes

[Harlan Huckleby]

shake n bake from mercedes

[Sparkey]

Packers playing for the tie?

[Joemailman]

If Packers get in field goal range, they should fake it and throw to Crosby

[Sparkey]

Look at that. Sometimes taking a sack does hurt.

[Harlan Huckleby]

just don't take a sack

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cobb was held!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

C’mon Zebras! Fuck!

[scharpcheddar]

Drama

[Harlan Huckleby]

PAckers actually lost this game. WE're playing with free money now.

[scharpcheddar]

Great helmet match up ,by the way

[Harlan Huckleby]

this is a corny movie

[Harlan Huckleby]

i thought he had the first down

[Bossman641]

He clearly had the first down, right? I didn't even think it was a question.

[Joemailman]

What do you do of it's 4th down?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Man Vikings game was nuts, I see this one is also.

You should know something about shitty kicking. Remember the Oedipal son of ex NFL great Steve Walsh?

[Harlan Huckleby]

today I learned that there is a 2 minute warning for an overtime period.

[Sparkey]

Had to get too the 31. Idiots on tv had the line showing on the wrong yard marker.

[Rastak]

That was a crazy ending.

[Sparkey]

Bonus win. Undeserved by either team.

[Jaire]

Certainly, never seen a win like that before....................just nuts.

[smuggler]

i thought he had the first down

Broadcast line was off.

[Rastak]

You should know something about shitty kicking. Remember the Oedipal son of ex NFL great Steve Walsh?

Actually the Vikings kicked a 54 yarder to win it along with a couple of other clutch kicks. Kicking was good today, unlike in 1998. No, I'm not bitter.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Crosby had shitty day, but the other kicker hit upright twice. He must feel God-forsaken.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Actually the Vikings kicked a 54 yarder to win it along with a couple of other clutch kicks. Kicking was good today, unlike in 1998. No, I'm not bitter.

The Blair Walsh chip shot playoff miss against Seattle at the college stadium still fondles my memory.

[texaspackerbacker]

crosby jogging off gesturing like "never a doubt" hahahaha

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Crosby had shitty day, but the other kicker hit upright twice. He must feel God-forsaken.

The Kentucky musta jinxed that kicker, too.

[Joemailman]

More Banjo Thread posted.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

shake n bake from mercedes

Cue Captain Kickass.

[King Friday]

Crosby had shitty day, but the other kicker hit upright twice. He must feel God-forsaken.

Even worse was that he celebrated hitting the flag when it was flapping outside the upright. It is one thing to miss. It is quite another to miss, but to not find that fact out until after you finished dry humping the holder.