Official Packers at Arizona Pyrhuloxias Gameday Thread.

[George Cumby]

Packers no match for enraged birds.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe3c7Txx0Sc

[Fosco33]

Feels like one of those games where we bow out early and hope for no injuries… or pull some crazy game out of our arses.

The 2 playoff games we lost were some of the more memorable ones in last 20 years.

Short week, missing stars, undefeated team on the road w/ the roof open - i won’t be shocked if pack loses by 14+. Could be important for HFA so hoping we pull one out of course

[CaptainKickass]

We interrupt your normal scrolling for this important editorial opinion:


I, presumably like many others around these parts, prefer my bird quickly flash-seared then slowly roasted over an even, consistent heat until fully cooked.


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This has been an obligatory game day post.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

With a little help from the Cardinals of Arizona - say, Chase Edmonds poops (fumble) out two rocks, White CB#7 allows two scores - the Packers exorcise their demons in the desert tonight.

Packers 72
Catholic Clergymen (or Rednecks, as they like to say in Ireland) 0

Power to the Packers!

[Spaulding]

We interrupt your normal scrolling for this important editorial opinion:


I, presumably like many others around these parts, prefer my bird quickly flash-seared then slowly roasted over an even, consistent heat until fully cooked.


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This has been an obligatory game day post.

That looks a little big to be a roasted cardinal on the spit but I'll take it. We'll be fine as long as Jones and Dillon run the like wind and the depleted defense finds a way to make a few stops. Let's hope for "Jerry Gray" skies over State Farm stadium in Phoenix tonight.

[texaspackerbacker]

I've seen it time and again, a good player is out - even the second or third best player on the team, football or basketball, and for one game or two, the rest of the team picks up the slack and wins. It happened just the other day with Jrue Holiday being out for the Bucks. I see the Packers doing that in this game.

Also, even though they have the best record, I just don't see the Cardinals as quite as tough to beat as the Rams or Buccaneers or Bills or even Niners at the time we played them. They are due for a fall. The Packers, on the other hand, are on the rise - from the pits in that first game to some kinda ugly wins, etc., and I don't think they've peaked yet.

Going against Fields and Heinicke was a valuable learning experience for containing Murray - obviously we did that better as the game late in the game against Heinicke.

I expect a lot of Packer passing success because the Cardinals will be expecting and playing to stop the run.

I think the Packers win by a comfortable margin in a fairly high scoring game.

[Joemailman]

Adam Schefter

Packers are not expected to activate Marquez Valdez-Scantling before tonight’s game vs. Arizona, giving him more time to recover from his hamstring injury, per source. So no Davante Adams, Allen Lazard nor MVS.

[MadtownPacker]

https://images.app.goo.gl/FN9736JBbeggL7o28

[Joemailman]

Rob Demovsky

Packers moves:

Activated:

TE Dominique Dafney off IR

WR Malik Taylor from the reserve/COVID-19 list

Elevated:

WR Juwann Winfree from the practice squad as a COVID-19 replacement

G Ben Braden from the practice squad to the active roster for gameday

[Fritz]

Rob Demovsky

Packers moves:

Activated:

TE Dominique Dafney off IR

WR Malik Taylor from the reserve/COVID-19 list

Elevated:

WR Juwann Winfree from the practice squad as a COVID-19 replacement

G Ben Braden from the practice squad to the active roster for gameday

Well, let's see if ESB or Taylor can step up tonight. And Deguara better look out - once Dafney's back in game shape, unless Deguara suddenly starts playing like a stud, he's going to lose snaps to Dafney.

[CaptainKickass]

OPRAH!!! Winfree from the practice squad

And YOU get elevated, and YOU get elevated, and YOU get elevated, and yes even YOU get elevated!!!!


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Also -

What the hell is up with all the "blank" posts from several Rats recently?

[KYPack]

Hey MTP, Whudja call us, Gringos, Crackuhs, or just plain assholes?

[CaptainKickass]

Also - it just occurred to me to check...

We all have the unfortunate luck of experiencing, no, enduring the horrifying tintinnabulation of the Fox NFL announcing team collectively referred to as Buckman™ tonight.


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[Sparkey]

The birds look after the Pack smokes em

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp4328636.jpg

[RashanGary]

Preston is playing

[RashanGary]

Having Gary, Preston and Mercilus rotate will help

[Joemailman]

Here are the inactives for Thursday night's Packers-Cardinals game in Arizona.

Green Bay Packers

9 LB Jaylon Smith
20 CB Kevin King
36 S Vernon Scott
54 LB La'Darius Hamilton
79 T Dennis Kelly
90 DL Jack Heflin

Arizona Cardinals

15 QB Chris Streveler
17 WR Andy Isabella
26 RB Eno Benjamin
73 C Max Garcia
90 DL Richard Lawrence
99 DL J.J. Watt

[Bretsky]

Here are the inactives for Thursday night's Packers-Cardinals game in Arizona.

Green Bay Packers

9 LB Jaylon Smith
20 CB Kevin King
36 S Vernon Scott
54 LB La'Darius Hamilton
79 T Dennis Kelly
90 DL Jack Heflin

Arizona Cardinals

15 QB Chris Streveler
17 WR Andy Isabella
26 RB Eno Benjamin
73 C Max Garcia
90 DL Richard Lawrence
99 DL J.J. Watt



Has Kevin the Frickin CB Queen even played at all this year ?

[Sparkey]

ESB ...... Ugh

[Joemailman]

Bojo !

[Sparkey]

Nice job by the D!

[Joemailman]

Great contain by Smith

[Guiness]

That was among the best punts I've ever seen. From GB twenty coffin corner kick to Cards 15? Wow!

[George Cumby]

Gary is a fucking beast and is more disciplined than Z.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ball security, homie.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Where the fuck is MVS?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Gary is a fucking beast and is more disciplined than Z.

ummm, i just saw the facemask.
never mind,

[Joemailman]

Where the fuck is MVS?

IR

[George Cumby]

ummm, i just saw the facemask.
never mind,

facemark was just bad luck.

He smoked that tackle.

[George Cumby]

catch that fucking ball

[George Cumby]

Dillon nice block in pass pro.

[Guiness]

Amari should be doing stairs after putting the ball on the ground and that drop:x

He finally holds on to one!

[Harlan Huckleby]

just don't like low percentage plays on 3rd and 3

i guess once in a long while is good

[beveaux1]

We need the D today.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

IR

The guy’s in his 20’s. How much more time does his hammy need?

And fucking Lazard. Uncool fuck. Cut that fucker! Get the shot, wanker!

8, 19, 88. What the fuck!!!

[George Cumby]

That helps.

[George Cumby]

Ming with a qb hit.

[Harlan Huckleby]

not a play for Stokes' highlight reel

[George Cumby]

Stokes got turned around.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Stokes has no ball skills

[RashanGary]

Stokes got schooled on that one

[Harlan Huckleby]

weird that you get yardage on facemask

[Sparkey]

Stokes showing he's a rookie.

[George Cumby]

Next year, Stokes makes that play.

[George Cumby]

The OLBs and DL are doing their part.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Packers making too many mistakes to have a chance

[George Cumby]

Campbell filled in nicely.

[George Cumby]

Packers making too many mistakes to have a chance

Has the feeling it could get away quickly, doesn't it?

[beveaux1]

16 for 20 in the red zone.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Has the feeling it could get away quickly, doesn't it?

nice jinx, mofo

[Harlan Huckleby]

actually jinx comes from statements like "nothing can stop us now!"

[beveaux1]

If our offense isn’t hitting on all cylinders, our defense can’t carry us.

[George Cumby]

16 for 20 in the red zone.

But who's counting?

Oh, that's right, you're counting.

Thanks you for your service.

[MadScientist]

Need to answer on this drive.

[King Friday]

Our offense doesn't have a chance to keep up in this game...Jones can't be the only playmaker.

[George Cumby]

Let's get a sustained drive here.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Our offense doesn't have a chance to keep up in this game...Jones can't be the only playmaker.

ya, but they got Rodgers. It is narrow, narrow path to keep hitting scrub wideouts.

I guess it is a Jim Carey moment, I'm saying we got a chance.

[Sparkey]

Let's not forget, the AZ offense is the best in the league.

[George Cumby]

Nice.

[King Friday]

Cardinal defense isn't exactly impressive.

[George Cumby]

Marshall Dillon!

[Sparkey]

POUND THE ROCK!

[beveaux1]

We’ve got 2 RBs.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

POUND THE ROCK!

Cena did that at Wrestlemania 37.

[Guiness]

But who's counting?

Oh, that's right, you're counting.

Thanks you for your service.

I feel like a lot of us are paying attention to this particular stat

[Sparkey]

Tonya was a flash lat year.

[Guiness]

I guess Dillon prefers to level the last defender than juke him.
And level him he did. As I'm typing this they show the safety still lying on the ground.

[Harlan Huckleby]

PSA: Do NOT in fact order a Subways on an app. You have to go there and watch them make the sandwich or it will half the ingredients missing.

back to game

[George Cumby]

wtf tonyan

[George Cumby]

Subway is gross.

[Sparkey]

Pack robbed on a free play opportunity

[George Cumby]

Nice Rodgers.

[King Friday]

Better find some more gerbils...

[George Cumby]

Pack robbed on a free play opportunity

Troy agrees with you.

[Sparkey]

WI free looks quick

[George Cumby]

Oprah with a catch

[Harlan Huckleby]

Rodgers looks confident, as nearly always

[George Cumby]

Catchable, kid.

[George Cumby]

Feed the backs the fucking ball mother fucker.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Not sure Winfree really screwed up, he tried to head upfield

[beveaux1]

Go for it.

[George Cumby]

QB sneak.

[Fosco33]

Ground game and limit possessions. Smart plan. But have to match their scores to play like that.

[Sparkey]

Go for it. Nothing to lose. House money!

[King Friday]

Rodgers better be under center...no shotgun on this one.

[Harlan Huckleby]

They have some OK receiving options, balanced run-pass is there as option

[George Cumby]

Ground game and limit possessions. Smart plan. But have to match their scores to play like that.

Agreed.

I like this long drive. Make their O sit.

Grind them with the ground game. Big dose of Dillon.

[Harlan Huckleby]

wow, beast mode

[King Friday]

Stupid shotgun...never works well

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ball security, homie!

[George Cumby]

Dillon blew him UP!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Awareness, homie!

[King Friday]

Sheesh Rodgers...wake the fuck up.

[MadScientist]

How do you run out of time after a 7 yardplay?

[George Cumby]

Cobb or Big Dog?

[King Friday]

Get under center...damn it

[Harlan Huckleby]

holy shit

[George Cumby]

Hahahahhahahha

[Sparkey]

TD. A J

[Fosco33]

Heck of a run. Got it by a rch

[MadScientist]

A lot of effort by the backs tonight.

[RashanGary]

Woot!

[King Friday]

Cardinals better not play the Titans...Henry would rush for 300+.

[Bossman641]

Dillon and Jones playing some big boy football. ��

[George Cumby]

Broke the plane.

Fuck off.

[beveaux1]

Not sure he got it, but it was a heck of a run.

[beveaux1]

This is the Jones and Dillon show.

[RashanGary]

Nice break for the defense

[Sparkey]

The run game is going to setup some nice play action later on

[George Cumby]

Two headed monster at RB for the Pack.

I'm kind of excited.

[KYPack]

Stokes has no ball skills


Stick to cartoons and WWE you lying little asshole

[George Cumby]

Burks did enough to contain that.

[beveaux1]

Campbell sack.

[Guiness]

Campbell!

[George Cumby]

Stick to cartoons and WWE you lying little asshole

Hahahahaha

[Harlan Huckleby]

off sides?

[George Cumby]

Campbell is fucking legit.

[Harlan Huckleby]

dumbest blocking in back ever

[King Friday]

Still need a new special teams coach.

[George Cumby]

Still need a new special teams coach.

Why? Why can we not un-fuck this? Why?

[Fosco33]

Stupid penalty- it’s like these guys aren’t coached that well. Come the fuck on

[beveaux1]

Drayton was pissed.

[George Cumby]

Get a couple first downs at least.

[Joemailman]

That's better 85.

[beveaux1]

Tonyan with good hands.

[George Cumby]

Fuck yes.

[King Friday]

Need to use play action...Cards are starting to lean

[George Cumby]

Deguara as the HBack.

[beveaux1]

Not a great decision.

[King Friday]

THEY ARE FUCKING LEANING SHORT. Recognize it MLF.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fumble!

[beveaux1]

Our ball!!

[George Cumby]

All that time for that?

[Sparkey]

Should be Packers ball after the "muff"

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Throw the fucking red flag

[Harlan Huckleby]

Not a great decision.

I thought was just a perfectly timed attack by linebacker

[George Cumby]

Packers Ball!

[Guiness]

That's a Packers special teams TD. Coach can stay!

[Harlan Huckleby]

Should be Packers ball after the "muff"

muff

[Fosco33]

THEY ARE FUCKING LEANING SHORT. Recognize it MLF.

Totally

[Harlan Huckleby]

That's a Packers special teams TD. Coach can stay!

except the player could have walked into the endzone so Slocum stays on probation

[Joemailman]

So close.

[Sparkey]

RODGERS YOU FUXK. RUN THE BALL.

[George Cumby]

FUCK

[George Cumby]

sigh

[Sparkey]

What the hell kind of stupid ass play calling is that ?

[beveaux1]

Should have been a penalty.

[smuggler]

I lookef away after Marcedes scored. What happened?

[George Cumby]

Just give the ball to Dillon three times.

Fuck.

[Fosco33]

Bs

[beveaux1]

I really can’t stand starting a drive from the 3 and not running the ball.

[King Friday]

Not a single run? That is a pathetic set of downs. Run the fucking ball.

[Sparkey]

The Luxury automobile only had one tire on the track.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What the hell kind of stupid ass play calling is that ?

Woulda been great TD catch by Lewis in the NCAA.

[smuggler]

Damn.

[beveaux1]

Douglas with the PD.

[George Cumby]

Ming held the edge just fine there.

[beveaux1]

D!!

[Sparkey]

The Packer D is playing great so far.

[George Cumby]

They didn't have Gary in on first and second on that drive.

[beveaux1]

They didn't have Gary in on first and second on that drive.

Keeping him fresh.

[George Cumby]

That gets the TD from the 3.

[George Cumby]

Keeping him fresh.

agree. They must think they have enough in Garvin and Ming.

[beveaux1]

Dillon is running like a big truck.

[Bretsky]

Just give the ball to Dillon three times.

Fuck.



OR JONES

For F@ck sake was had it first and goal at the 3 and brought in Mike Mccarthy to call 3 straight passes. F'ckin stupid asses.

[Joemailman]

Packers backs and receivers breaking a lot of tackles.

[George Cumby]

Love it.

[RashanGary]

The way we’re still running the ball makes that red zone sequence that much more painful.

[beveaux1]

Packers backs and receivers breaking a lot of tackles.

Dillon running through arms like they’re spaghetti.

[George Cumby]

Fucking HULK SMASH! game plan.

I love it.

[RashanGary]

It would be nice to have another long drive after the half to really wear them down

[Sparkey]

They need a TD to end the half. No way you can be happy after dominating a half and only be up 3.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Shut the fuck up about running the ball, y’all. “Pounding” the rock is boring as fuck.

[King Friday]

Cards defense is going to be gassed in the second half the way this is going. Time for some play action.

[RashanGary]

AJ Dillon has a nice jump cut in the backfield. He’s niftier than his size would indicate

[King Friday]

Shut the fuck up about running the ball, y’all. “Pounding” the rock is boring as fuck.
When half your team is out, I'll take boring FTW.

[beveaux1]

Pass game has to get going.

[George Cumby]

Shut the fuck up about running the ball, y’all. “Pounding” the rock is boring as fuck.

No.

You are boring as fuck.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

1 timeout left, quit playing sacred!

[George Cumby]

AJ Dillon has a nice jump cut in the backfield. He’s niftier than his size would indicate

Yes

[Sparkey]

Winfree playing his best at back to the PS

[Fosco33]

Love the plan. But gotta play faster if we’re not just going for 3

[Bretsky]

They need a TD to end the half. No way you can be happy after dominating a half and only be up 3.



I'll take a field goal; we're playing a much more talented team. We want to keep the scoring low.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Coward play calling. Cardinals are s as averaging 30+ points a game. Yet Pack waving the white flag on that drive.

[beveaux1]

We have no passing game.

[Bretsky]

Horrible drop by Winfree there; that was the drive

[MadScientist]

That would have been a good drive at the end of the second half, but pretty sad at the end of the first.

[King Friday]

Take 15 yards on the sidelines here.

[Fosco33]

Where’s janis

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Gotta take advantage of every offensive possession!

[Joemailman]

Shut the fuck up about running the ball, y’all. “Pounding” the rock is boring as fuck.

Better than dropping passes.

[King Friday]

Packers had about as good a half as you could hope for, and we are only up 3.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Better than dropping passes.

That last Mike McCarthy like chicken drive could end up costing Pack the game.

Near mid field with only 1 time left, less than a min left. Why the fuck are you running the ball?

It’s like McCarthy running 3’str8t time in the NFC title game against Seattle after a pick.

[RashanGary]

Packers had about as good a half as you could hope for, and we are only up 3.

True. In some ways it’s not looking good.

But we’ve controlled the clock. The defense should be really rested and ready

[George Cumby]

One has to be happy with that half of football.

[George Cumby]

Gary has a different gear, man.

Lowry!

[Joemailman]

Let's punch it in this time.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If Captain calls Henry Black “Jack” in his next review thread, Imma puke. :)

[George Cumby]

Hahahahahaha

[Guiness]

that was a mother of a dirty hit on Black after the interception. Headhunting

[George Cumby]

Fritz's faith in the Gary pick was not unwarranted.

[Sparkey]

The offense should go for it.

[Upnorth]

Black bandwagon

[George Cumby]

Too long to develop.

[Upnorth]

Thank you

[Guiness]

St-Brown? lol, did see that coming

[George Cumby]

POUND. THE. ROCK.

[Sparkey]

Finally win with house money!

[Upnorth]

Nice!

[George Cumby]

Nice.

[call_me_ishmael]

Egregious late hit, holy shit. Took his helmet clean off.

[George Cumby]

Fuck yes.

D is getting frustrated.

[Joemailman]

Being up 2 scores is a big deal when you're running the ball well.

[George Cumby]

That Progressive commercial with the nachos was funny.

[Sparkey]

Jerry Grey calling a great game.

[Upnorth]

I hope that mofo gets a fine. Bad hit

[RashanGary]

Being up 2 scores is a big deal when you're running the ball well.

Yep!

[MadScientist]

Jerry Grey calling a great game.

Barry can take his time conning back.

[ThunderDan]

Ra’s Al Ghul Douglas, will stop after stop.

[Upnorth]

They have a good no huddle

[George Cumby]

Smith and Gary with the heat.

[Upnorth]

D fall in apart

[smuggler]

That's a disappointing way to follow up a quick TD to start the half.

[Sparkey]

Played it too soft, let AZ get in good down and distance and ramp up their tempo.

[Upnorth]

Murray in rhythm is really really good.

[George Cumby]

Welp.

[MadScientist]

As went with a lot more quick plays that drive. Looks like they found something. Packers need a long drive.

[beveaux1]

Can’t stop them the whole game with our middle of the road defense.

Offense has to match. Let’s get that big truck moving.

[Joemailman]

Why did Hill take that out?

[MadScientist]

Stupid to come out even without the injury.

[beveaux1]

That’s why they changed the kickoff rule.. I hope they’re both OK.

[King Friday]

If we never try to advance a kickoff again, it will be a smart move.

[Sparkey]

Ugly collision. Two season endings on one hit...?

[call_me_ishmael]

Packers need to score here. A nice long drive here.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Well, that decision by hill to take out the rock was the definition of “do stupid things, win stupid prizes”

[Harlan Huckleby]

Can’t stop them the whole game with our middle of the road defense.

Offense has to match. Let’s get that big truck moving.

Agreed, ain't playing bears.
Game on!

[King Friday]

There is no reason to try to advance a kickoff when Rodgers is your QB. The fact our guys do not ALWAYS take the touchback when available is shocking to me. Should be automatic.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Why did Hill take that out?

Some things aren't meant for us to know

[call_me_ishmael]

AJ Dillon time. Time to pound the rock with the big fella. Go u71 and smash 'em.

[Upnorth]

Why did he return that.

[beveaux1]

The big truck!

[George Cumby]

Nice.

[beveaux1]

Best RB tandem in the league.

[Sparkey]

Tonyan just blew a knee

[Guiness]

Did I just watch Hill's career get ended? Him and the Cardinal player both, imo

[beveaux1]

Knee for Tonyan.

[smuggler]

RIP Tonyan's ACL...

[Joemailman]

Bring black Finley.

[George Cumby]

PCL?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Oh no