The Official WK 15 Packers-Ravens GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

To paraphrase Alphaville, life's such a short trip. And since I lugubriously lack offspring, why the fuck am I still, to paraphrase Kacey Musgraves, collecting dust in this cold, dark and dull town? How do I escape the chains of burger flipping? Where can I trek to drown in paradisiac bliss? And, to paraphrase Coldplay, when can I be young again?

Anyways, looks like L-Jax will be idling this one for next week's AFC North mortal kombat with the Striptease Tigers. Based on the Cleveland film from last week, Huntley doesn't throw bombs accurately. Most of Huntley's completions came from check downs and underneath routes. While not the prodigious runner that biology bestowed to L-Jax, Huntley, too, can run since he's, well, biologically Black. Much like the red sparrows, the dark birds run every fucking thing out of the shotgun while on offense.

Defensively, the dark bird's hapless, milksop secondary lacks impregnability. It is also flag-prone. Fuck ponding the rock. Run N' shoot all day, yo!

Packers 72
Shemales 0

Power to the Packers!

[Joemailman]

Here are the inactives for Sunday's Packers-Ravens game in Baltimore

Green Bay Packers

19 WR Equanimeous St. Brown
30 S Shawn Davis
36 S Vernon Scott
49 TE Dominique Dafney
69 T David Bakhtiari
77 OL Billy Turner
90 DL Jack Heflin

Baltimore Ravens

8 QB Lamar Jackson
42 FB Patrick Ricard
65 G/C Patrick Mekari
72 G Ben Powers
93 DT Calais Campbell

[beveaux1]

Bad play by Savage.

[Teamcheez1]

Poor start for the second game in a row

[Joemailman]

Campbell!

[beveaux1]

4th down stop!

[Guiness]

Nice goal line stand!

[Joemailman]

Nice pass coverage that time. Huntley with nowhere to go with the ball.

[Joemailman]

What is he doing?

[MadScientist]

More stupid special teams

[smuggler]

Kind of dumb playcalling to start the game when your QB hasn't practiced in a week, they would be better served calling a few short passes to get him loose.

[beveaux1]

Gary!!

[Teamcheez1]

Ravens are not going deep, but we’re still sitting back in coverage

[Joemailman]

Andrews kicking Savage around so far.

[MadScientist]

Stop spotting the other team points

[beveaux1]

I guess we thought they'd lay down for us.

[Teamcheez1]

Savage is freaking awful.

[smuggler]

Huntley looks like a better player than Jackson.

[beveaux1]

The defensive game plan needs to be re-visited.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ravens are not going deep, but we’re still sitting back in coverage

Word.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just sit on the underneath routes. Huntley doesn’t appear to be a bomb threat.

[MadScientist]

Pretty weak hit for roughing

[Joemailman]

Now the defense has to cover Andrews.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I’d still rather draft Jon Taylor.

[MadtownPacker]

Pretty weak hit for roughing
Which makes it even more stupid by the defender and plenty smart by Rodgers to sell it. No reason for that last little shove.

[Joemailman]

Pretty weak hit for roughing

It was. But it was also stupid. It was late. Could have been avoided.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Now the defense has to cover Andrews.

Quit putting your 5’10 safety on the 6.6 TE. Use king.

[smuggler]

Block was not below the knee. Horrible call.

[Guiness]

that was a bullshit penalty for illegal block. What the hell is a db supposed to do? Even the announcers said it, he gets demolished if he goes high

[Guiness]

Which makes it even more stupid by the defender and plenty smart by Rodgers to sell it. No reason for that last little shove.

exactly. And it was a DT I think. Maybe Rodgers sold it - I don't know about you but if a 300lb man gives me a shove from behind I'm probably going for a ride!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fuck playing man. Just play fucking zone!

[smuggler]

If you're the Ravens, why should you go back to Lamar after this?

[beveaux1]

Savage getting owned. Andrews is pretty much their only threat.

[Joemailman]

Savage early favorite for the duds list.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Quit putting your 5’10 safety on the 6.6 TE. Use king.

Repost.

[smuggler]

I think blitzing Huntley is not the right call. Play coverage and make him throw deep.

[Guiness]

Is Mercedes playing the best he has since being with the Pack or what

[beveaux1]

Is Mercedes playing the best he has since being with the Pack or what

The first guy never tackles him. He's a slow Dillon.

[MadtownPacker]

The road to the SB needs to be led by Dillion.

[MadtownPacker]

Man this is a sweet fucking game.

[beveaux1]

STs are so bad.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Man this is a sweet fucking game.

Would definitely be better for my back if Pack were up 28-0 right now. Stress can cause back pain.

[red]

KICK THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE GOD DAMN ENDZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

KICK THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE GOD DAMN ENDZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kicker might be too old to that anymore.

[beveaux1]

KICK THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE GOD DAMN ENDZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He can't. Tackle the kick returner!!!

[Joemailman]

KICK THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE GOD DAMN ENDZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably kicking into the wind. Crosby doesn't have the leg strength for that.

[Joemailman]

Time at least for a FG.

[beveaux1]

Sullivan is the punt returner?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Probably kicking into the wind. Crosby doesn't have the leg strength for that.

Sebastian Jenikowski is available.

[red]

oh ball shit, its a tactic theyve used for years, they try and kick the ball to the goal line to force the other team to return it

[red]

Probably kicking into the wind. Crosby doesn't have the leg strength for that.

he kicked it to the goal line going both directions

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Sullivan is the punt returner?

Looks confident catching it.

[smuggler]

Kind of close on the third down pass to MVS. Bang bang. Defender got there slightly before the ball.

[Fritz]

Kind of close on the third down pass to MVS. Bang bang. Defender got there slightly before the ball.

He was grabbing VS's arm before the ball arrived.

[MadtownPacker]

I don’t give a fuck that should have been caught.

[MadScientist]

Ticky-tack PI sabes the drive for the TD to Jones.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I don’t give a fuck that should have been caught.

Word.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ticky-tack PI sabes the drive for the TD to Jones.

First post in this thread said the Shemales’ secondary is flag-prone.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I like Jones’ latest TD dance.

[Joemailman]

PI call makes up for the one they didn't call with MVS.

[Fritz]

Baltimore getting jobbed by the refs.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yo defense (Packers), quit playing like shit!

[HarveyWallbangers]

Other teams best offensive player having a monster game. Shades of Mike Pettine. Ugh!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Can’t wait for American Underdog. :)

[Joemailman]

Need TD drive to finally take control of this game.

[MadScientist]

Special (ed) teams finding new ways to duck up.

[MadtownPacker]

Energywise this game is getting away from the ravens. Rodgers is in predatory mode.

[Joemailman]

Special (ed) teams finding new ways to duck up.

It pays to be flexible.

[MadScientist]

Packers are barely leading against a team with no secondary and a game show host for a defensive coordinator

[MadScientist]

It pays to be flexible.

They shouldn't be paid for their performance

[Joemailman]

MVS coming to play.

[Joemailman]

That was a scary landing.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Another drop by Lazard but hopefully he’s ok.

[Joemailman]

Another drop by Lazard but hopefully he’s ok.

You're a tough grader if that's a drop.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You're a tough grader if that's a drop.

That’s a fucking drop.

[Joemailman]

M V Freakin' S!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

M V Freakin' S!!

Word.

[MadScientist]

Defence forgot how to not jump on a hard count with AR not practicing

[Joemailman]

Time for a dagger drive.

[MadScientist]

Time for a dagger now

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If you're the Ravens, why should you go back to Lamar after this?

?

[Joemailman]

.

[beveaux1]

Lewis cannot be stopped.

[scharpcheddar]

Notice they ignored the Lazard injury

[Joemailman]

Put the dagger back in the sheath.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You're a tough grader if that's a drop.

Last one, the one for the record, wasn’t a drop. Wide open. Overthrown.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wtf? Amos was playing the ball!

[Joemailman]

How about some contain?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I take back the king on 89 comment.

[beveaux1]

We're trying to let them make a game of it.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

How about some contain?

40 doing his best Mike Daniels spin move impressions.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Disappointing. Really pathetic. It looks like guys on the defense thought they had the game won. Several bad effort plays.

[beveaux1]

Not good.

[beveaux1]

We look rattled. Such bad STs

[King Friday]

Drayton STILL has to go.

[beveaux1]

Bad snap. Bad punt.

[King Friday]

Force them to do anything but QB run out wide. ANYTHING.

[Joemailman]

Wonder if Ravens go for 2 if they score.

[beveaux1]

Our edge rushers are making a lot of mistakes. Maybe we could use a spy.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Ravens will score and go for two. We better keep them out of the endzone.

[beveaux1]

Wonder if Ravens go for 2 if they score.

I would.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just keep them out of the fucking end zone and lock up the fucking NFC North.

[beveaux1]

Everybody makes it when they go for 2 against us.

[beveaux1]

Andrews must have 15 catches in this game. He's beating us in man and zone.

[beveaux1]

So easy.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

All out blitz!

[King Friday]

Stokes:

[MadtownPacker]

When it counts is all that matters….

[Joemailman]

And now an onside kick. I can't watch.

[beveaux1]

Savage makes a play.

[MadScientist]

All they need to do is stop the onside.

[beveaux1]

Dillon with hands.

[Joemailman]

Benkert time?:razz:

[MadScientist]

They actually made a ST play!!!

[beveaux1]

Didn't see MVS on the hands team this week.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Disappointing. Really pathetic. It looks like guys on the defense thought they had the game won. Several bad effort plays.

No shame in winning by 1 on the road against a good, unfamiliar foe.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Your 2021 NFC North Champs, not that anyone gives a flying fuck.

Ain’t mean a fucking thing without the fucking ring.

[scharpcheddar]

And now Bucs should win.
Rams and Cards should be knocked down

[Joemailman]

More Banjo thread posted.

[texaspackerbacker]

A win is a win is a win. Not very pretty, especially on D - they better tighten that up. The Ravens showed some heart and good coaching. It's been a weird league this season in terms of top teams getting upset. Good that the Packers survived that trend.

[th87]

And now Bucs should win.
Rams and Cards should be knocked down

Hey dude I thought you had the NFL's schemes down???

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Hey dude I thought you had the NFL's schemes down???

:)