The Official WK 16 Browns-Packers GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Hip is bothersome. Back is bothersome. Have to flip burgers tonight. Sleep cycle is fucked with this game (fuck you, NFL, for this Saturday slot). Needlessly to say, I am lacking creativity at the moment.

Dunno if Mayfield has a noodle-arm or not, but the mothafucka is one tough son of a bitch. Mothafucka has been playing with a cracked shoulder and some other stuff. Didn't do a thorough and comprehensive scouting on this opponent b/c I was expecting one from Prof Rand. Has Prof Rand deserted us?

Going back to bed.

Packers 72
Dog Pounders 0

Power to the Packers!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Can’t sleep.

King is out. Cletidus is in. King Keke is out. Hustling Jack Heflin is in.

Clowney is out. Garrett is in.

[Sparkey]

Why does fox try to make it appear they are in Green Bay ? Fuckin fake snow and there's palm trees in the background.

[Fritz]

Can’t sleep.

King is out. Cletidus is in. King Keke is out. Hustling Jack Heflin is in.

Clowney is out. Garrett is in.

Really ? King and Keke out? King played like ten snaps last week. Not having Keke hurts. Scary game, people.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Really ? King and Keke out? King played like ten snaps last week. Not having Keke hurts. Scary game, people.

Keke seems like a healthy scratch. Looks like Packers would rather be a bit fatter at the D-like today.

[Fosco33]

Let’s go Packers!

I think we’ll be the hotter team to start for once. Browns should be tired from short week and hopefully a little off from the covid. I think we’ll be in a dogfight in 2nd half w/ their TEs but should win this one. Gonna say 34-27

[George Cumby]

Packers win.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why does fox try to make it appear they are in Green Bay ? Fuckin fake snow and there's palm trees in the background.

Might be b/c it’s Jesus’ assumed birthday, although I’m not sure how snowy it was in the Middle East during Jesus’ times.

[Teamcheez1]

Defense playing as expected.

[Bretsky]

Defense playing as expected.

Like Garbage

[Teamcheez1]

Way too easy. The defense looks like it made no adjustments since Baltimore.

[beveaux1]

Like a hot knife through butter.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fucking D.

[beveaux1]

Offense better bring their A game.

[Bretsky]

Playing D against a scary good running QB adds a lot of difficulty. The Browns.....with QB just coming off COVID...come on man

That was one horseshit effort. Stop Nick Chubb; the Browns don't have many weapons. Horrible job Defense on that drive

[Teamcheez1]

Can MLF ever have this team ready to play?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Trusting the math

[beveaux1]

Not a great start.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Not a great start.

Packers must be the slowest starting team this year.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Cool pick.

[beveaux1]

The tape is out there on our pass defense. Offensive coordinators see the soft coverage and design plays to beat it.

We have to adapt and change.

[Teamcheez1]

Savage redeems himself from last week. Let’s get the lead now.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

So Lazard is it.

[Teamcheez1]

That was a really nice drive.

[scharpcheddar]

Today has 13 numerology.
Perfect

[beveaux1]

We take the lead.

[Fosco33]

Will he get to 500? 600?

[Teamcheez1]

Focus on Chubb and Landry, make Baker beat you.

[scharpcheddar]

And he flashes hail Satan hands

[Teamcheez1]

Why so soft on 4th down coverage?

[beveaux1]

Looks like a catch.

[Teamcheez1]

No point in challenging that call. Waste of a challenge and a timeout.

[smuggler]

Looks like that flag was thrown with the heart, not with the head.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Pass rush is MIA. Perhaps it’s time to bring back the Claymaker.

[beveaux1]

Gary!

[beveaux1]

Sullivan!

[Teamcheez1]

Thank god for Baker, Landry was wide open.

[beveaux1]

Lazard!

[Teamcheez1]

Lazard filling in admirably for MVS today.

[Teamcheez1]

Just as I say that Lazard drops a TD.

[beveaux1]

Then Adams catches a TD!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Just as I say that Lazard drops a TD.

Must be Pack leader in drops this year.

[smuggler]

Good start. Would be nice to get way ahead and rest some guys.

[Teamcheez1]

I want the D to get their act together on this drive.

Do we even have a game plan?

[Bretsky]

Seems like the Browns move on us at will or Mayfield throws an ill advised pick. Here's to #3 !

[Bretsky]

CAN WE JUST PLAY OFFENSE ??????????????

[Teamcheez1]

We aren’t covering anybody. This is complete garbage.

[beveaux1]

Wow! How easy.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Defense double teamed Browns RBs twice on that TD drive. SMH.

[Teamcheez1]

Our defense has looked bad for weeks.

[beveaux1]

Defense double teamed Browns RBs twice on that TD drive. SMH.

That explains not covering anybody else.

[MadScientist]

Craptastic D, other than the picks

[Teamcheez1]

Any chance the defense can make a stop?

Browns already have 182 yards of offense.

[MadScientist]

Can't they give Rodgers some steel toe cleats?

[Teamcheez1]

The coverage is absolute trash.

What the hell is our secondary doing?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

3rd and 16 man! Get the stop!

[Bretsky]

3rd and about 18; makes sense to have the safety help about 25 yards deep

First Down Cleveland

[beveaux1]

Defense is Petinesque

[MadScientist]

This is not a championship caliber defense. Not even close.

[beveaux1]

Where would we be without Mayfield?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Seems like the Browns move on us at will or Mayfield throws an ill advised pick. Here's to #3 !

Word.

[Teamcheez1]

Baker is the best player on the Packers defense

[MadScientist]

Nice pick, but the defense is still shitty.

[beveaux1]

Chasing EPs means the Browns are down 2 scores.

[Teamcheez1]

MLF needs to tear Joe Barry a new one at halftime.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

17 with his 2nd 6.

How’s that for #ology, ched. :)

[smuggler]

Extend Douglas??

[scharpcheddar]

And Davante gets his 67th TD. =13.

Rodgers 445 TD = 13. On a day with 13 and 31 numerology

[Anti-Polar Bear]

And Davante gets his 67th TD. =13.

Rodgers 445 TD = 13. On a day with 13 and 31 numerology

Lol

[Teamcheez1]

And Davante gets his 67th TD. =13.

Rodgers 445 TD = 13. On a day with 13 and 31 numerology

I took a dump today= 13

[George Cumby]

Browns are a decent team fighting for their playoff lives with a solid run game. I don't think there's a big reason to panic about the D. They have picked Baker Noodle-arm off three times and held them to 12 points.

I've been watching the middle of the line on both sides of the ball almost exclusively. Big KC is such a difference-maker.

My God, the fake snow in LA is stupid.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This is not a championship caliber defense. Not even close.

Hopefully 23 and 55 will fly the D into championship stratosphere upon their return.

[George Cumby]

This drive is looking great.

[Teamcheez1]

That’s a catch.

[beveaux1]

I think that's a catch.

[Fritz]

Nice pick, but the defense is still shitty.


This is not a defense that will get you what you need in the playoffs. Playing poorly compared to mid-season.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Chad Clifton still playing? 76 looks like Clifton.

[Teamcheez1]

I’ll take the points, but a red zone fail.

[George Cumby]

Deguara rounding into a good player. I'll be excited to see where he is next year.

[beveaux1]

Uh Oh. Now we're on defense.

[beveaux1]

Did the returner slip?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Deguara rounding into a good player. I'll be excited to see where he is next year.

Bring back J-Mike. None of these TEs can run after the catch.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Did the returner slip?

Packers made a play, at last. :)

[Teamcheez1]

Should I expect a stop from the D ? Hell no.

[George Cumby]

Ok, the lack of defensive adjustment is concerning.

[Teamcheez1]

Just awful .

[Teamcheez1]

We are 5 yards off every receiver.

[George Cumby]

Big play at the right time.

[George Cumby]

A sustained drive with points should be enough to win this one.

[beveaux1]

Smith and Gary with the sack.

[beveaux1]

Rodgers is better at KR than PR.

[George Cumby]

Smith and Gary with the sack.

Clark was collapsing the pocket from the middle, too.

[Teamcheez1]

Dumb play call. Going into our shell to let the Browns back in the game.

[George Cumby]

TF?

[beveaux1]

First play killed us. That's a boom or bust play.

[Teamcheez1]

Time for the Browns to drive all the way downfield against our feeble defense

[scharpcheddar]

I took a dump today= 13

You're a fool for calling it coincidence.
Seriously.....just a fool

[Teamcheez1]

It’s like taking candy from a baby with our secondary.

[George Cumby]

Big KC with the pressure.

[George Cumby]

Lowry!

Wait.....94.....13?

[beveaux1]

Browns got jobbed.

[Teamcheez1]

I have to give some props. The defense stiffened when it mattered.

[George Cumby]

Yeah. Packers were Off sides.

[Teamcheez1]

Does our offense plan to do a f ing thing in the second half?

[George Cumby]

Another stupid play call.

[beveaux1]

Where was Dillon?

[Teamcheez1]

MLF deserves a dud after this second half offense.

[TravisWilliams23]

shaking my head on the play calls there.

[TravisWilliams23]

Why do you take the ball out of Rodgers hands in that situation? Your LT is out and you run it that way!

[Teamcheez1]

You have the MVP QB and you run three times. Just stupid.

[Teamcheez1]

The defense is in Capers mode. There is nothing positive about our performance today.

[George Cumby]

Where was Dillon?

Right? Give the ball to the guy who falls forward for three every time he touches the ball.

[beveaux1]

Our D is bad.

[Teamcheez1]

This defense is beyond terrible.

[George Cumby]

What has happened to this D?

They were so sharp a few games ago.

[HarveyWallbangers]

This defense is regressing by the week.

[beveaux1]

Offense needs to play now.

[TravisWilliams23]

Lets run 3 straight times.

[King Friday]

I better see Dillon on 3rd and 1

[beveaux1]

Dillon, Dillon and more Dillon.

[Teamcheez1]

Adams with 2 drops on that series

[beveaux1]

Adams with a couple of drops.

[George Cumby]

Sigh.

[Teamcheez1]

We are going to lose this game. The offense and defense have both stunk.

[King Friday]

Ouch. The offense just goes into hibernation at times.

[smuggler]

Absolutely brutal drop by Adams...

[scharpcheddar]

And of course Adams drops it to keep the tv audience looking.
Get a clue already

[Teamcheez1]

Ouch. The offense just goes into hibernation at times.

The whole second half.

[Joemailman]

Packers need a takeaway. Not sure anything wlse will do.

[King Friday]

The defense better be prepared to stop the run. It's coming until we actually do stop it. The Browns aren't putting this game in Baker's hands unless they have to.

[Sparkey]

Don't look like a Super Bowl contender this game.

[TravisWilliams23]

Packers in the Christmas giving mode.

[King Friday]

Unreal how bad this defense is.

[Teamcheez1]

They will run the ball, throw short passes, kick the FG for the win.

[Teamcheez1]

Browns have over 400 yards of offense. Rodgers and MLF have 99 in the second half.

[George Cumby]

Why would you throw it when you can run it at will?

[George Cumby]

Rasul!

[Joemailman]

Rasul saved Christmas!

[HarveyWallbangers]

Aikman can suck it!!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Where would we be without Mayfield?

Word.

[Teamcheez1]

We really sucked today.

[beveaux1]

I can't believe we got away with that.

[King Friday]

Packers got very lucky. Numerous missed calls in their favor today.

[George Cumby]

He got away with one. Let's be real.

[King Friday]

If Dillon isn't in for every short yardage situation the rest of the way, MLF is a dunce.

[George Cumby]

If Dillon isn't in for every short yardage situation the rest of the way, MLF is a dunce.

And from under center, FFS.

[Teamcheez1]

It was obviously 13 that got us the win. Nothing else mattered.

[beveaux1]

We need to get the defense fixed or we'll be one and done in the playoffs. They are not a Super Bowl defense.

[smuggler]

Getting cute with playcalls in the 2nd half almost screwed us. The offense can't afford to be ineffective with the defense getting gashed like that.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Big win! Let’s go WTF!

[TravisWilliams23]

can't have your stud receiver drop 2 crucial passes on that previous drive. Just can't happen.

[beveaux1]

We can't stop the run with our base package and we play so soft, we can't stop the pass.

A good running team will eat us alive...or they'll throw it and we can't stop that.

[Teamcheez1]

I agree, winning ugly is better than losing pretty, but MLF and Joe Barry had no clue in the second half.

[smuggler]

Exactly TW23. Douglas bailed us out again. As did the Browns by being afraid to run with 3 timeouts.

[HarveyWallbangers]

If Dallas loses to WFT or Arizona before our next game, we only need to win 1 of our next two games to get the #1 seed—which would be huge.

[Joemailman]

More Banjo Thread posted.

[HarveyWallbangers]

MLF did get lucky being too cute/conservative in the second half. That reverse in first down was not the right moment. You don’t rush a play that could lose you 10 yards in that situation. I like both Jones and Dillon, but Dillon needs to be in there late. That dude can get yards—even when the other team knows you’re going to run.

[HarveyWallbangers]

I’ll say it again. Aikman can suck it!

[Freak Out]

Aikman is garbage in the booth.