The Official WK 17 Queens-Packers GameDay Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Another year is history. For the mischievous and melancholic Tank Elf Duke, everyday of 2021 was exactly the same as the preceding 13 years. Eat. Shit. Sleep. Flip burgers. Download aphrodisiac vids on days off. Repeat. Still flipping burgers for the minimum-wage. Still living a wretched life devoid of marriage. Still lacking offspring.

In 2021, I applied to 5736 firms. Did not get a single gig. I extended amorous invitations to 376 chicks. All of them shut me down. Suffice it to say, to quote the prophet Lennon, nothing's gonna change my world. Especially in a cold, dark and dull universe where one has so little control over her compendious, hapless, toothless existence.

Sorry, Ras. The Queens are dead; fuck the Queens.

Packers 72
Queens 0

Power to the Packers!

[RashanGary]

Brady threw for 400, 3 and 1. Brady has a lot more yards than Rodgers. Rodgers needs a big game to start locking up that MVP

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Brady threw for 400, 3 and 1. Brady has a lot more yards than Rodgers. Rodgers needs a big game to start locking up that MVP

Brady's, what, 44? Hombre's debunking and sodomizing Father Time. I've grown to love the Great Arm of Butte, but what Brady's doing at that age is extraordinary - and deserving of the MVP trophy.

[kcpackman]

Current temp in at Lambeau Filed: 14F. Temp at Kickoff: 12F. Temp at 1030: 6F Winds - Nada.

[George Cumby]

Packers win.

[RashanGary]

I’ve been outside a little. It doesn’t feel all that cold. There should be no weather issues.

Let’s hope we can slow down Cook.

[kcpackman]

I bet it feels colder to the Queens, than to you :-):-)

[smuggler]

Tom Brady is shortening his life with the rampant HGH use. Dude has all the luck in the world, but it's cancer he'll have to answer to before father time.

[texaspackerbacker]

I don't like Brady, and I hate it when dipshit commentators call him the GOAT, but I doubt the rumor or whatever it is about HGH use.

[kcpackman]

Alright boy, lets put it away tonight!

[RashanGary]

Alright boy, lets put it away tonight!

1 seed here we come!

[Joemailman]

Packers 30
Vikings 13

[red]

fuck john madden, couldn't stand him back then, can't stand him now. thought he died years ago anyways

they way he tried to dumb down every single thing use to ruin the games for me

"thats a fumble. he fumbled the ball because he lost control of it. you have to keep control of the ball until your down, and he didn't do it there. the ball came right ut of his hand, so he didn't have it anymore. and then the other team, they can recover it now, because the other guy doesn't have it anymore. so this guy jumped on it and grabs the ball with his hands, so now his team has it, thats a recovery, because he got the ball now. so thats why thats a fumble and why that team doesn't have the ball anymore. because they lost the ball"

[red]

gotta take care of our shit tonight, can't get cute and choke this one away

[Harlan Huckleby]

fuck john madden, couldn't stand him back then, can't stand him now. thought he died years ago anyways

boom!

[Harlan Huckleby]

Adams good

[red]

now is not the time to get jones hurt on a stupid play call

[red]

those passes to adams are just perfect

[red]

don't look at him and shake your head aaron. you threw it at his knees

ok, stop trying to throw to degrunta. christ he almost turned a perfect pass into an int

[Harlan Huckleby]

Tonyan grabs that

[beveaux1]

Bad drop by 81.

[esoxx]

Deguara is trash.

[beveaux1]

STs almost blew another one. Good kick by Crosby.

[red]

Tonyan grabs that

that might be our big achillies heel

we have shit at TE. lewis is good at what he does, but thats not catching the ball and running.

if adams goes down, we're done

[scharpcheddar]

Int or 3 and out?

[red]

omg, how did crosby make that?

what a horrible hold

[beveaux1]

Our D is so bad right now.

[red]

Our D is so bad right now.

they're playing the way the started the season

it might be safe to say they just played out of their asses for a month or so, then came back to earth

be nice to get alexander back someday

[beveaux1]

omg, how did crosby make that?

what a horrible hold

It's cold out there. holds will be bad and WRs will miss catches. Might be some fumbles. Lambeau football in January.

[red]

It's cold out there. holds will be bad and WRs will miss catches. Might be some fumbles. Lambeau football in January.

those new fangled gloves that feel like they have stickem on them should be mandatory tonight

[beveaux1]

We don't need to cover no TEs.

[Joemailman]

Who's,got the TE?

[red]

got lucky there

[red]

theres some rules that are just too dumb for logic

[Harlan Huckleby]

Mike Zimmer always looks mad. like Forrest Gregg without the twitch

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Defense is getting vanilla ice ice.

[red]

i wish our HC would spend half as much time coaching as he does trying to get the crowd to do his defenses job for them all the fucking time

[beveaux1]

We don't play well on 4th down.

[Joemailman]

Zimmer looks like he's on his way to frostbite.

[beveaux1]

Mannion hasn't thrown an incompletion.

[red]

Zimmer looks like he's on his way to frostbite.

and we're only 5 minutes into the game

good stop

[Joemailman]

A lot of teams are going for it on 4th down too often.

[beveaux1]

He still shouldn't have an incompletion. Cold does its job.

[red]

A lot of teams are going for it on 4th down too often.

might be best to score as many points as fast as possible tonight before the teams completely freeze up

but that cinci crap earlier today , i just don't get it. they got very lucky

[Anti-Polar Bear]

A lot of teams are going for it on 4th down too often.

Trust the math!

[red]

OMG

shut the fuck up about madden!!!!!

[King Friday]

This is the kind of game where Dillon should get a ton of action.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Zimmer looks like he's on his way to frostbite.

2007 NFC championship
https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/NY-AR535_SPRTS__G_20101223185740.jpg

[red]

man. its a nice 1-2 punch to have

[red]

This is the kind of game where Dillon should get a ton of action.
he's also fumble prone and has a slick ball tonight

[Harlan Huckleby]

Packer o-line missing 3 starters, tears for vike front 7

[red]

terrible play call. you needed 3 fucking yards

and should have been a flag for delay

[Teamcheez1]

2 poor play calls in a row

[beveaux1]

Math ain't working.

[Harlan Huckleby]

take the 3 points

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Offense is getting vanilla ice ice.

[ThunderDan]

Lazard wide open for 4 yards and a first down on the right sideline.

[red]

Lazard wide open for 4 yards and a first down on the right sideline.

lovely isn't it?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Math ain't working.

The math ain’t out there executing.

[esoxx]

Zimmer looks like he's on his way to frostbite.

He always looks that way.

[beveaux1]

Go for it. You only have 3 to go.

[scharpcheddar]

Packers milking the drama

[red]

sullivan was like "ahhhhhh, contact, get me out of here"

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Where the fuck is Douglas? I’m seeing a lot of King.

[beveaux1]

Best STs play of the year!

[scharpcheddar]

Punt return , WWE

[Anti-Polar Bear]

And who the fuck is 82?

[red]

ummm, thats a bullshit call

[Teamcheez1]

These officials suck

[MadScientist]

He wasn't blocked into the returner.

[Harlan Huckleby]

bad call

[beveaux1]

Best STs play of the year!

Taken away. Our usual STs play.

[red]

Where the fuck is Douglas? I’m seeing a lot of King.

king better not have gotten healthy and taken his spot back

[ThunderDan]

I like 82 so far he hasn’t touched the ball and gotten us 15 yards.

Never mind, that really wasnt blocking the player into the returner.

[red]

And who the fuck is 82?

moore?

[MadScientist]

Where the fuck is Douglas? I’m seeing a lot of King.

Probably going with extra LB's because Cousins is out.

[Joemailman]

And who the fuck is 82?

DickRod?

[red]

i'm never gonna unsee that big black girl doing the splits

[red]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[beveaux1]

Our OL kinda sucks.

[red]

YAY special teams

[Teamcheez1]

MLF leaving something to be desired in his play calling tonight.

[beveaux1]

Shank!

[red]

clark got a hell of a jump on that snap

[Harlan Huckleby]

This seemed like a long quarter

[ThunderDan]

3rd and short and another shotgun inside run handoff. Line up under center and hand it off if that is where you are going.

[Rastak]

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around this year but I picked a good year to not care. Happy New Year to you all and I'll shutup and let my team get it's beating.

[red]

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around this year but I picked a good year to not care. Happy New Year to you all and I'll shutup and let my team get it's beating.

happy new year ras!

sorry your teams sucks this year, hopefully to don't spread it to us tonight

[Joemailman]

Campbell da man.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around this year but I picked a good year to not care. Happy New Year to you all and I'll shutup and let my team get it's beating.

The gophers were damn good and were rewarded with a The Price Is Right Bowl game against 6-6 team. So you had that.

[Rastak]

The gophers were damn good and were rewarded with a The Price Is Right Bowl game against 6-6 team. So you had that.


I read about that. Can't say I watched it.

[red]

and thats why you keep using jones

[ThunderDan]

Good run blocking by the O line there.

[red]

second time we didn't get the play off in time

[Teamcheez1]

Red zone offense sucks

[Harlan Huckleby]

DeGuara looks like a backup TE on a college team.

[red]

mase seems to have worked his way out of his funk

[ThunderDan]

second time we didn't get the play off in time

Yup should have been 5 yards.

[beveaux1]

Crosby with another one. Unfortunately, now we kick off.

[red]

DeGuara looks like a backup TE on a college team.

yup, not impressed with him at all

and he was a 3rd round pick, right?

[Rastak]

I have to say - there is one thing I hate with modern football. Any pass play, "And there is no flag" - No shit motherfucker. Maybe announce when there is one? Why is it assumed every play there is a penalty. *sigh*. Take me back to the 70's.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Just looked, DeGuara listed at 6'2" 238 pounds.

[MadScientist]

Red zone offense is more like dead zone offense.

[red]

great play by gary

[ThunderDan]

One hand sack by Gary,

[beveaux1]

Gary!!

[red]

douglas almost had a pick 6

[beveaux1]

Douglas!

[red]

was that our longest return of the year?

[Joemailman]

yup, not impressed with him at all

and he was a 3rd round pick, right?

We're Packer fans. We're not supposed to be impressed with 3rd round picks.

[ThunderDan]

82 for ST player of the year.

[beveaux1]

9 yd return. Is that a record?

[red]

We're Packer fans. We're not supposed to be impressed with 3rd round picks.

thats why we should be trading those third round picks for decent starters

[Rastak]

Any of you guys catch the Antonio Brown incident today? LOL, what a piece of shit that guy is.

[red]

ok. so 82 is Dave moore. we just signed him

he's bee in the league since 2017 and averages 8.5 yards per punt return

[esoxx]

We're Packer fans. We're not supposed to be impressed with 3rd round picks.

Especially when they were projected as 5th/6th round material. Like 81

[red]

Any of you guys catch the Antonio Brown incident today? LOL, what a piece of shit that guy is.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but yeah. complete asshat

[red]

Especially when they were projected as 5th/6th round material. Like 81

and projected full backs

[Joemailman]

Now we're talkin'.

[beveaux1]

Nice play! TD!!

[red]

that was all lazzard going and getting that one

rodgers just threw it up

[red]

stfu collinsworth
"he has just gained the confidence of rodgers and has become the #2"

he's had like 3 catches the last 2 weeks

[ThunderDan]

Barnes will a sure tackle on Cook.

[beveaux1]

Gary forces Smith into a sack.

[ThunderDan]

D looks good against a team with serious O issues.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

ok. so 82 is Dave moore. we just signed him

he's bee in the league since 2017 and averages 8.5 yards per punt return

Word.

[beveaux1]

Moore's caught 2 in a row. Is that a record?

[ThunderDan]

Great concentration by Adams.

[Joemailman]

Moore's caught 2 in a row. Is that a record?

We're peaking at the right time.

[red]

that is an insane catch by adams

[red]

how does adams even get open at this point?

[beveaux1]

So so easy!! TD!

[beveaux1]

We always sit out the 1st quarter and then dominate the 2nd quarter.

[red]

refs suck

[MadScientist]

We always sit out the 1st quarter and then dominate the 2nd quarter.
Better than most, they didn't give up a TD on the opening drive for a change. That's probably more on the Vikings, though.

[ThunderDan]

Great coverage by Barnes. Couple of good plays this half.

[smuggler]

Conklin not exactly a world beater.

[beveaux1]

Good FG by Joseph.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I’m sleepy. Haven’t slept since 1PM yesterday.

[esoxx]

I’m sleepy. Haven’t slept since 1PM yesterday.

Word.

[JohnMexico]

Sign David Moore to a contract!

[texaspackerbacker]

Question for sharpcheddar hahahahaha: if the fix is in and it's all pre-determined or whatever, why are the Packers beating the Vikings? There would be a helluva lot more drama and more money for the league, etc. if the Vikings pulled an upset.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Nice return by 82.

[beveaux1]

Moore is our returner for the playoffs. See you St. Brown.

[Joemailman]

Sign David Moore to a contract!

Pretty sure they had to for him to play.

[JohnMexico]

Pretty sure they had to for him to play.

Sign David Moore to all the years!

[Joemailman]

Keep pounding it.

[beveaux1]

Keep feeding Dillon!!

[MadScientist]

Power run game, or power scrum game.

[beveaux1]

Love gets the 4th quarter.

[Joemailman]

Love gets the 4th quarter.

And next week.

[beveaux1]

Bad job of holding by the Vikes.

[beveaux1]

Mannion got cold.

[beveaux1]

Davis looked fast.

[Joemailman]

Davis looked fast.

He's got some physical traits similar to Tonyan.

[beveaux1]

Crosby with another FG.

[beveaux1]

Heads up play by Bradbury.

[beveaux1]

Love may not play the whole 4th quarter after that TD.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Heads up play by Bradbury.

Word.

[Teamcheez1]

Savage makes at least one bad play every week.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Love may not play the whole 4th quarter after that TD.

Had the same thought.

[beveaux1]

Savage makes at least one bad play every week.

Been bad all year. Weak spot of our secondary.

[smuggler]

Everything looked good on that Amos hit except the finish.

[esoxx]

Dillon Time

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Punch it in!

[beveaux1]

Dillon is a hammer!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Dillon Time

Word.

[esoxx]

Packers have a great RB duo that's going to be trouble in January at Lambeau.

Rodgers ain't bad and will also be trouble for opposing teams.

Key word: Trouble

[esoxx]

Is that Spergon Wynn out there? Lol

[Joemailman]

Love time?

[esoxx]

Love time?

Yes, he will hand off with aplomb.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This game has been good for my ailing back. Stress free for the most parts. :)

[MadScientist]

After the Packers first touchdown, this game just felt inevitable. Covid couldn't have taken out a better selection of Viking's players if it tried. No QB, no pass rush, no chance.

[Joemailman]

More Banjo thread posted.

[call_me_ishmael]

3rd string RB looked damn good too. Of course being down 30 points and cold as fuck probably contributed to it. I am here for Dillon being the hammer and Jones being the receiver the rest of the way. Those are your stats sprinkled with Adams. They go RB first and they will be quite successful IMo

[texaspackerbacker]

We should continue to play Jones a lot more than Dillon until we get a big lead like tonight. Then let Dillon do this thing. Yes, Taylor looked good too. I don't think Kylin Hill looked as good when he was healthy Taylor.

[Guiness]

how does adams even get open at this point?

Because Lazard has Rodgers trust. Weren't you paying attention.

[Harlan Huckleby]

We should continue to play Jones a lot more than Dillon until we get a big lead like tonight.

Jones seems less durable. They are wise to hold him back until playoffs.

[Joemailman]

Jones seems less durable. They are wise to hold him back until playoffs.

Yep. He's kinda been banged up all year. Last night he had 76 yards on just 8 carries and caught 5 passes for another 30 yards. That's perfect for him. Let Dillon wear the other team out.

[George Cumby]

Yep. He's kinda been banged up all year. Last night he had 76 yards on just 8 carries and caught 5 passes for another 30 yards. That's perfect for him. Let Dillon wear the other team out.

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